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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Tweet about sexism | thumbnail text - My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out

Twitter Women Call Out Gross Sexism in These Candid Tweets

The women of Twitter aren't having any of it
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16 Trending Tweets Roasting Men To A Perfect Crisp| Thumbnail Text -

16 Trending Tweets Roasting Men To A Perfect Crisp

Smh Guys Are The Worst
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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra

Strange Things Only People Over 40 Do

'Why does everyone over the age of 50 love coleslaw?'
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Snarkiest Tweets Roasting And Toasting Generation Z| thumbnail text - Photograph - PopGunSuzie @PopGunSuzie ... Dating during covid: What color should I paint my toes for my gynecologist appointment later? 9:45 PM - Feb 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android

Snarkiest Tweets Roasting And Toasting Generation Z

Kids these days
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The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised| thumbnail text - Jupiter queen 2 @lunarvvitch Instagram and Facebook being down is the most mercury retrograde thing ever 1:18 AM · Oct 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 101 Likes

The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised

Mercury is the planet
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The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich| thumbnail text - Photograph -Star | Married to E & L @MacariaHades IM DEAD TINDER WANTS TO GIVE COUCH GUYS GF TINDER GOLD 13387 comments TIDDNER tinder I Pinned pleaseeeee honestly I need to 227.2K find this girl and give her tinder gold or something she's been through enough 5h Reply 8:30 PM · Oct 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich

Buckle up buckaroos
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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - NonTargetScum @NonTargetScum ... Got a hinge date with an absolute dime tonight can't wait to mansplain inflation to her 1:27 AM · Oct 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 10 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 226 Likes

Mansplaining Occurrences That Needed To be Documented On Twitter

People love to test our patience
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Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter| Thumbnail text -

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter

Ah, dads
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Women's Tweets That Are The Perfect Mix Of Sexy And Cute| Thumbnail text - Manuka Honey @kionnajay Do you ever start your period and be like "well that explains a lot"? 6:42 PM · Sep 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22.9K Retweets 3,625 Quote Tweets 122.2K Likes .....

Women's Tweets That Are The Perfect Mix Of Sexy And Cute

Ah, the women of Twitter
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People share their worst first date stories in jimmy fallon hashtag challenge | thumbnail Text - Helene Taylor M @procrastnwriter 000 Canceled last minute with the excuse I was sick when intuition told me he may be too keen. Spent the night hiding in a closet as he tried to break into my apartment to see if I was okay. #WorstFirstDate 10:33 AM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 31 Likes

People Share Their 'Worst First Date' Stories In Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

Dating nightmares from hell
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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

Time to put that booty in retrograde
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funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

'My wife just yelled at me for yawning too loudly.'
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Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids too energetic? Make them go on a walk with you and they'll suddenly be unable to move any part of their body. 2:57 PM · Sep 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 243 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,390 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans

Not all heroes wear capes
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Man believes woman get pleasure from a pap smear | thumbnail text -  SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs surely men don't think we. enjoy pap smears I mean it's not as awkward as the gyno Why's that haha What's the difference You don't have a metal contraption shoved up your vagina and people shoving things up there for tests and shit That's what I was expecting but didn't know for sure Yeah happens yearly Yea, that can get awkward especially if they hit a spot that makes you awkwardly moan once Imao Tha

Insanely Naive Man Believes Women Actually Enjoy Getting A Pap Smear

Sometimes men are so embarrassing
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twitter thread of people's funniest hookups | thumbnail text -meth from a dove 1979 @twikipedium Replying to @Coll3enG hooked up w/a vet. when we got to her room, she took a broom and ran it under her bed. 5 cats emerged from under like bats out of hell. fast fwd to me being on top. felt something scratch my bare as. over and over. looked back and there was a cat licking my left buttock. 8:39 PM · Apr 23, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

People Reveal Their Funniest Hookup Stories On A Twitter Thread

Hookups gone rogue
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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice | Thumbnail text -

Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

No uterus, no opinion
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