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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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relationship tweets | smartass_moms @smartass_moms My husband and had an argument yesterday went bed angry woke up bacon egg cheese thought wow he's really making an effort ate Turns out wasn't 4:01 pm 7 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 67 Retweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.

Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

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online shopping expectations vs reality funny tweets twitter dress savage response | Lauren Thompson @laurensophie01 Guess I’ll be ordering a new dress for Saturday then cheers @OfficialPLT

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funny tweets delete phone number phone book | Fresh Idiot @Joshuadubbbs #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they can't hold a coherent back and forth conversation consisting solely of memes already residing in their camera roll

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horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard facebook users | Find out how you'd die in a horror movie by typing "in a horror movie my character dies when" and use the predictive keyboard text to spell out the rest | Ronny Howard horror movie, my character dies ready and l'll gladly help get right amounts singles night so could get laid. Wow.

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Funniest women tweets | Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Today completed chore have been putting off six months took 15 minutes will learn nothing this.

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horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard | SYFY WIRE EWWIRE @SYFYWIRE Find out die horror movie by typing horror movie, my character dies and use predictive keyboard text spell out rest.

People Let Predictive Keyboards Determine Their Deaths In Horror Movies, Hilarity Ensues

Funniest women tweets | gaychel @lameravioli LESBIAN RINTS spotify is best relationship ever had like hey um didn't really like song and spotify's like my queen am S0 sorry even SUGGESTING dreadful song will never make such disgusting mistake again please forgive and let rub feet

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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Funniest tweets by women | Kels @kels1643 only 22 and so burnt out LOL am supposed do another 60 YEARS work hate here 5:23 am 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 77.3K Retweets 291.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 2nd, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland Stop assuming all toddlers want give high five. 3:07 pm 20 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 161 Retweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 1st, 2020)

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Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

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funniest tweets by women | halle @teechalamet if timothée chalamet's name spelled timothy chalamet he wouldn't be nearly as successful can't explain why but 's true 4:17 pm 18 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 18.6K Retweets 178.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 17, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Jessie @mommajessiec being lowered into my grave My kids throw laundry on top my casket

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2020)

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Wholesome tweets of the week | tweet by Harry @wroetoshaw Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out Christmas and he's been moving around house scare my Mum pics of a rowan atkinson cardboard cut out standing in different locations in a house

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Funniest relationship tweets | Dad DAD @thedad Marriage is finding balance between not losing who are as an individual and understanding she's right, Star Wars posters bedroom isn't good look.

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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Woman storms out of date when mom makes comment on her weight and career path as an artist, the internet assures her she did the right thing after she questions if she was too sensitive: 'I think it's a red flag when a woman doesn't want kids'

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