funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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people who embarrassed themselves on the internet in really awkward moments | Text - If you were 32 weeks pregnant, and your spouse posts a meme in a private group that you're not in, that says "I only date antivaxxers because you only have to pay child support for 8 years instead of 18" What would your thoughts be? He says it's not about me

Awkward Moments Which Take 'Awkward' To A New Level

Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of

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womens memes which men will never relate to | thumbnail text - me getting two bottles of wine at the store and telling myself one is for tonight and one is for tomorrow night Me at 6am applying makeup half awake & half dead trying to cover up how tired I am

A Fresh Batch Of Women's Memes Which Men Will Never Relate To

tweets about ghosting | thumbnail text - @Target If ghosts are Halloween, why am getting ghosted all year round? 6:26 PM Sep 23, 2021 Khoros Publishing App

Toxic Tweets About Ghosting Just In Time For Spooky Season

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

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Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing| Thumbnail text - Cinterviewer inspired empowerment women Allie RealDeal Absolutely poetic display mansplain Can can jump there and then can talk?

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nicole boyce @nicolewboyce I love that the friends reunion is a science experiment in how 6 very rich people approach plastic surgery 9:47 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 708 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 19.3K Likes

More Tweets Proving We Were Not Psychologically Prepared For The 'Friends' Reunion

Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor| Thumbnail text - an anxious panda @thehubrispanda ... excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you. 2:39 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for Android 471 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,256 Likes

Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor

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Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us| Thumbnail text - hamza @hamzaxm88 her: omg what's your zodiac sign? me: baggatarius VETEM dara 7:32 PM · 9/17/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us

adult adulting tweets funny | Kayla Shaner @spaghetti lips Being an adult just means don't get rewarded anymore eat all food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream ate 5 and my mom said thought were on diet?"

Adulting Memes Which Spoke The Truth And Nothing But The Truth

Relatable Memes For People Whose Sanity Is Just Barely Hanging By A Thread| thumbnail text - ellory smith spooky & hot @ellorysmith have you ever been chilling minding your own business and realize your jaw has been tightly clenched for the last 15 years

Memes For Those Of Us Whose Sanity Is Just Barely Hanging By A Thread

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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deserve A Patience Award| thumbnail text - Lil Bit G @LizerReal ... sometimes you're having a good boob day and sometimes your baby points at your boob and says "banana" 12:43 AM - 9/13/21 · Twitter Web App 47 Retweets 409 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deserve A Patience Award

Memes Which Are Relatable To Anyone Due For A Break From Social Media| thumbnail text - When "Instagram Models" need to check something in the oven.

Real-Deal Memes For Anyone Desperately Needing Social Media Break

4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous| thumbnail text - Uju Anya @UjuAnya My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here's the link to access the room to serve detention. I swear l'm trying so hard to take this life seriously. 7:19 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 32K Retweets 3,702 Quote Tweets 341.1K Likes

4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous

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Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits| thumbnail text - A dumber Drew Carey @RealCompuNerd Boomers love saying "let's see if I can do this." as if taking their iphone off speakerphone is emergency landing an aircraft 12:50 AM · Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits

Impressively Dumb Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter| thumbnail text  - well how long would the pregnancy take if she had twins 9+9= 19 months

Impressively Incorrect Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter