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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists | thumbnail text - DILUXI POV: you're in the car with your mum Afatcow 18min Add songs Mom E broox MOBDEAD Where Are We Going O Treyarch, Malukah We Are Going Burning Spear Shopping DE LLXE The Jam Okay E Lil Baby, Lil Durk PLAYLIST Cooking sausages BSR 9 songs, 36 min 57 sec # TITLE ALBUM DATE ADDED Open Rhye Woman 2 days ago Packet O Jack Jetson SA Take Out Qway 2 days ago Ten Years of Butter Sessions, Vol 1 2 days ago Low Flung

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists

funniest tinder exchanges | thumbnail text - tbh I don't like guys named you have to impress me you have 2 texts to keep me interested go No thanks, I'm not a dog. I don't do tricks on command. Sent

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

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funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes

Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

Astrology Tweets That Both Are Off The Rails Yet Completely True| thumbnail text - $ @makeupbyshani. guys the way i found my actual birth time this week n im really a libra rising not virgo? nothing is real

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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - Riv Reiter ... @RivReiter A concept: competitive chess drinking game. Every time your piece is taken, you take a shot. Will strategy disappear with sobriety? Or will the excruciating slowness of a pro game keep the drinks so spread out that they barely feel the liquor? 9:29 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Crazy Innovative Drinking Game Ideas We Discovered On Twitter

proof that kids should be in charge of naming everything | thumbnail text - Stephen Amell @StephenAmell ... My daughter calls deodorant "armpit makeup". You're welcome. 2:43 PM · May 29, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 4,404 Retweets 191 Quote Tweets 33.7K Likes

It's Pretty Clear That Kids Should Be In Charge Of Naming Everything

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gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Zirk ... @kuzumurph Something about waiting at the ob/gyn office while the tv in here is only playing "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" is so ominous. Why is Guy Fieri at my gynecologist appointment 8:35 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets Written About The Infamous Gyno Appointment

funniest white lies people told | thumbnail text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar MURSULAM @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing

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cringiest Dms literally nobody asked for | thumbnail text - Hey Beautiful. How are you? 15:57 Sorry. Automatic message I apologize about that. Technology sucks. 16:02 Do you want to let ! won't know you've seen their message until you accept. message you? They Report conversation. Delete Acсept Blush You are now my big fat crus Crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number 1 I'm super hot

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adulting tweets | thumbnail text -Kris Jong-Un @krishtun_ Adulting is cooking something and it not tasting the best but you eat it anyways because you bought those groceries so your money can't go to waste 1:35 AM · Jul 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fifteen Woeful Tweets That Define Adulting

People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers| thumbnail text - blue (błękit). @CIRCUMAMBIENCE · Jul 10 this car kind of looks like winston churchill

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funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

Freshest Batch Of Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week

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people confess their rational and totally irrational fears | thumbnail text - Bob Gurnett @BoblsntFunny My three biggest fears in order: 3. Plane crash 2. Home invasion 1. Not remembering how you know someone and having to stumble through a polite conversation. Katie Haller @halleratyou My biggest fears in life are: -pigeons -rejection -clogging someone's toilet -failure -bcc emails -heights

People Confess Their Biggest Rational And Totally Irrational Fears

drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - Big Chef Funz @Funabynature *Drinking game idea Take a shot every time they say 'Family' in Fast & Furious. 12:48 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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