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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

twitter life hacks | thumbnail text - AK47 ... @NoFilterAnjali Life hack : You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday. 7:20 AM · Sep 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea| thumbnail text - Komal Shahid @ArmedWithWords Being single is amazing because you don't have to read two astrology updates at the same time. 7:37 PM · Sep 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 25 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 440 Likes

Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea

Twitter users share the wildest messages they have received on dating apps | thumbnail text - did you wear that suit to a funeral? i like funerals nope, actually, it was for a business presentation. why do you like funerals Sent they turn me on just like you in that suit

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Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began| Thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec My kids' superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water. 4:43 PM · 8/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 229 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 1,880 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began

Funny tweets about hookup appointments | thumbnail text - (supercilious archer) @timespulse I've got a dick appointment tonight actually so if it happens that this guy likes to decapitate people and collect their severed heads and I don't come back: I died doing what I loved. 5:09 PM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - STEEL TM ... @TheWidowmakerX It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a unicycle 10:15 PM · Aug 23

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Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Good news! My 8YO says she is halfway done with the story which she started telling last Monday 5:37 PM · 8/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 216 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,430 Likes

Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With| Thumbnail text - mimi newman @miminew_ me watching you edit my google doc 8:18 PM · Aug 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With

Cringy Mansplaining Experiences That Made Us Want To Hop On A Flight To Anywhere Else| Thumbnail text - Purple - Houston @InstallingChaos My dad tried to mansplain how to flush a toilet. Monday 4:16 PM Your bathroom will flush now. You have to push down the plastic handle that you got very wet but push it down very gently and hold it until it flushes. It works! Hope you like it. I love you, son. Dad Sent with Siri

Cringy Mansplaining Experiences That Made Us Want To Hop On A Flight To Anywhere Else

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra| Thumbnail text - VIRGOGODDESSTM @VirgOGoddess915 "I miss you" Virgos: “nvm it was just a 99 moment of weakness" 9:07 PM · Sep 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,781 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra

Fourteen People Who Got Straight Up Roasted Like A Marshmallow| thumbnail text - Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.

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Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them| Thumbnail text - Pate Gardner @pate_gardner Gen Z doesn't use the e emoji because their friends aren't fucking funny 6:57 PM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 312 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,629 Likes

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice| Thumbnail text - not gaurav @friedriceuncles tonight, i watch my father mansplain biology to my mother, a literal PhD in biology. good times. 8:23 PM · Aug 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice

life hack tweets | thumbnail text -  invisible string stan account % @waytoogoodtoyou ... My only life hack is the fact that buying a 4 count and 6 count nugget from Wendy's is 11 cents cheaper than the 10 count 6:04 PM · Aug 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Collection Of Funny Twitter Life Hacks

Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps| thumbnail text - Mary Beth McAndrews @mbmcandrews New experience unlocked: my Lyft driver just mansplained 9/11 to me. 11:26 PM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 120 Likes

Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps

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