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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

bachelorette party tweets | thumbnail text - alpha variant @ashleelastname Requesting $10 from every bachelorette that has their Venmo written on their car between WV and Nashville 4:13 PM · Aug 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fire Bachelorette Party Tweets In Honor Of Peak Wedding Season

White girl wasted
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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

The funny dads of Twitter
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Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are| Thumbnail text - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru legend kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside 3:56 AM · Jul 23, 2021 42.7K

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are

You can't fight this
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Women Reveal The Worst Reactions They Got From Men After Sending Them Nudes | thumbnail text - Emilia Copeland @InsaniNox Replying to @TsweetCaroline and @cal_gif Trying to decide if this is better or worse than the time my nudes were left on read for the whole day because he was “busy" 3:42 PM · Dec 2, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Reveal The Worst Reactions They Got From Men After Sending Them Nudes

Ouch, that's gotta hurt
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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly 40 year old man: i am the smartest, most complex person who has ever lived also 40 year old man: this is my girlfriend. she is 19. we actually get along really well 5:34 PM · Aug 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,385 Retweets 233 Quote Tweets 60.7K Likes

The Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

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Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets .. @poetastrologers Aries: Unless I'm in love I don't want to live Also Aries: Love is a lie get money 10:56 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,104 Retweets 378 Quote Tweets 8,425 Likes

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is

Watch out for the astrologers, they know too much
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tinder messages | thumbnail text - What's up Megan Did Rice University serve rice Just every other day I was so disappointed when I found that out Today 6:51 PM Daaamn I woulda dropped out the first day What did u study there How to perfectly cook rice

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Tinder Exchanges

Just Tinder things
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funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text -  Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Sassy Women We Saw This Week

The funny women of Twitter
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Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

The funny parents of Twitter
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Alarming Tweets From People Who Have Barely Survived Their Psycho Roommates

Roomies be crazy
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funny tweets about girls who are not like other girls | thumbnail text - tatbae. @heluvtat he said i'm not like the other girls. how does he know other girls i can't fuckin breathe 9999999 9999 99900 9999 6:47 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Girls Who Are Unabashedly 'Not Like Other Girls'

NoT LIKe oTHer GiRLs
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

Whatever makes them happy
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Things We Did In High School That Made Absolutely No Sense| thumbnail text - Sarah @16scrawford why did kids who picked French as their language in high school make it their entire personality 11:09 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 31 Likes

Things We Did In High School That Made Absolutely No Sense

They really had us asking for permission to pee
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funny tweets from parents about homeschooling hell | thumbnail Text - Dr. Carolyn Jess-Cooke/C.J. Cooke @CJessCooke 000 Anyone struggling with homeschooling should know that, despite having a PhD in Literature and having published 12 books, I only learned what a fronted adverbial was when my 8 year old's teacher said he doesn't use enough of them in his written work. 5:15 AM Jan 13, 2021 Twitter Web App

Tweets From Parents Describing The Horrors Of Homeschooling Hell

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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Saw This Week

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dating app tweets | thumbnail text - sarah thee tonin @sarahndipity18 can we normalize putting our preferred thermostat temperature range in our

Our Favorite Dating App Tweets Of The Week

Dating apps are not for the weak
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