funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

People Who Regretfully Used Words They Didn't Know The Meaning Of| thumbnail text - Dayna McAlpine O @daynamcalpine_ went on a date with a guy years ago and told him i might have narcolepsy to which he look at me weirdly, changed the subject and he never called me back - years later he asked if i still fancied dead people and it turns out he thought i meant necrophilia 3:03 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Who Regretfully Used Words They Didn't Know The Meaning Of

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Equal Parts Cringy And Entertaining| thumbnail text - popcorn queen @CassiFricke Some dude mansplained maple syrup to me today as if I won't Buddy the Elf the shit out of my waffle right in front of his eyes 10:44 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 11 Likes

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Equal Parts Cringy And Entertaining

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Colleen @Coll3enG Why would I ever want a boyfriend? If I wanted to waste my time l'd just join a pyramid scheme. 7:38 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 604 Likes

Brutally Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

people roast ridiculously high cut swimsuit on twitter | thumbnail text - @alanna what is my body supposed to look like... Jefferson Mok (he/him) @jeffersonmok Replying to @alanna Who wore it better?

People Are Roasting A Ridiculously High Cut Swimsuit And It's Savage

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Inspirational Tweets You Need To Quit Your Day Job And Become An Instagram Influencer

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

People Expose Their Worst Work Mistakes, Trying To Console HBOMax Intern| thumbnail text - becca @donotatmeok Replying to @HBOMaxHelp dear intern, one time i accidentally charged several thousand dollars to my celebrity bosses managers personal credit card 1:08 AM · Jun 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet Their Worst Work Mistakes, Consoling HBOMax Intern

pap smear tweets | thumbnail text - wench @overdonebaby just realized that because i'm 21 now i have to go get a pap smear and i'm starting to remember why i didn't plan on living this long 5:25 AM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Let's Explore The Wonderful World Of Pap Smears

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season| thumbnail text - jerm @notbaldanymore ... i dont even know what a retrograde is but i will be spending money today 9:57 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 44 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 707 Likes

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Sum Up The Beginning Of Cancer Season

Adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Roxanne ... @1stladyRoxanne Adulting is weird man, you'll be 26 beefing with a 45 year old at the office. 6:49 PM · Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Here's Why Adulting Is The Worst And We All Deserve A Vacay Immediately

psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text -  Soff ... @sohercarr in today's episode of my roommate is crazy she warned me that she doesn't need to let me know if she's throwing a party and that if I have a problem with it she will beat the sh*t out of me so anyway how are yall doing 4:11 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The World's Most Psycho Roomies Are At It Again

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise| thumbnail text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas l'll draw him a picture of some toys. 11:53 AM · Jun 20, 2010 · Twitter Web Client 2.1K Retweets 3.2K Likes

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise, Or At Least A Long Nap

funny women roast 2021 fashion trends | thumbnail text - Ayo Edebiri @ayoedebiri ... to whomever is deciding fashion trends at the moment and making the theme "things I was bullied for wearing in middle school"...kindly stop I'm tired 4:19 AM May 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App 343 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 8,097 Likes

Women Are Mercilessly Roasting 2021's Fashion Trends

sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

Old-fashioned ways to find love instead of dating apps | thumbnail text - barnes and noble

More Old-Fashioned Ways To Find Love Without Dating Apps

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC