funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Old-fashioned ways to find love instead of dating apps | thumbnail text - barnes and noble

More Old-Fashioned Ways To Find Love Without Dating Apps

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC

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funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes

Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

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A Batch Of Anxiety-Inducing Tweets About Gyno Appointments

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her Hand Bag| thumbnail text - Matthew reist @ReistMatthew #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag Boris Johnson's comb KellieLovesHashtags @HereToHashtag ... #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag a voodoo doll of Meghan

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her HandBag

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not! 4:25 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 31.3K Retweets 692 Quote Tweets 177.1K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women

adulting tweets | thumbnail text - •.. @JasMina_ I'm my dads emergency contact now, is this what adulting is ??? 6:06 AM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Batch of Sadly Accurate Adulting Tweets

Tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Sarah @sarahjean913 Me to any potential new roommates we might be getting "yeah lemme see your birth chart I need to know how crazy you might actually be" 5:34 AM · Jun 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Collection Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

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Memes For The women which men just don't get | thumbnail text - Fckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. Me coming home to the mess that i made when i was getting ready

Memes For Women That Are Way Too Baffling For Men To Comprehend

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle| thumbnail text - J Murch @J_murch25 I'm sorry for roasting you I was trying to flirt 7:48 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,627 Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 9,426 Likes

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Shade 5 ... @Shade510 Wife: Do you want me to help you? Marriage Translation: Would you like me to tell you what you're doing wrong? 1:26 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 403 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Capturing The Trials And Tribulations Of Love

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday| Thumbnail text - Kanye look like the type of kid to argue with the teacher and bring up the teachers divorce

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

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Tweets about gynecologist appointments | thumbnail text - Julia Gallimore ... @julia_gall_ *at a gyno apt* Nurse: "Are you having any breast issues?" Me: "Yeah, they're not big enough." 7:10 PM · Oct 22, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

A Batch Of Awkward Tweets About Dreaded Gynecologist Appointments

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Have More Sass Than Sense

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Mom treats 10-year-old son's birthdays like an afterthought compared to teenage daughters' elaborate parties, dad secretly plans a surprise party for him to counter her blatant favoritism: ‘I want him to feel as precious as his sisters’

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Entitled grandma cuts 5-year-old granddaughter’s long, beautiful hair while babysitting, 33-year-old mom refuses to let her babysit ever again, sparking family tension

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Woman Reaches Breaking Point and Confronts Sister-In-Law After Harsh Criticism of Her Decision to Change Her Name, Sparking Heated Familial Showdown

Woman Reaches Breaking Point and Confronts Sister-In-Law After Harsh Criticism of Her Decision to Change Her Name, Sparking Heated Familial Showdown

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