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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Parents document funny reaction from their kids about learning about birds and the bees | thumbnail text - SCOTT WARNER . Just had the & u chat with my 9 yr old son... Here are a few of his quotes: "You and mom are disgusting!" "When did you guys do this?" "I will never do that!" "Did you throw up Dad?" "I don't want kids anymore!" I've never seen a more disgusted child in my life.

Parents Reveal Their Kids Funny Reactions To Learning About How Babies Are Made

The conversation every parent dreads
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funniest tinder exchanges | thumbnail text - tbh I don't like guys named you have to impress me you have 2 texts to keep me interested go No thanks, I'm not a dog. I don't do tricks on command. Sent

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Tinder Exchanges

People on Tinder are whack
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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter
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Tweets About Gyno Appointments Which Make Us Want To Cancel Them Forever

Don't make us go to the gyno
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funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes

Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

The funny women of Twitter
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Astrology Tweets That Both Are Off The Rails Yet Completely True| thumbnail text - $ @makeupbyshani. guys the way i found my actual birth time this week n im really a libra rising not virgo? nothing is real

Astrology Tweets That Are Completely Off The Rails Yet Completely True

The more you know, the harder it gets
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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

The funny parents of Twitter
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drinking game tweets | thumbnail text -  Riv Reiter ... @RivReiter A concept: competitive chess drinking game. Every time your piece is taken, you take a shot. Will strategy disappear with sobriety? Or will the excruciating slowness of a pro game keep the drinks so spread out that they barely feel the liquor? 9:29 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Crazy Innovative Drinking Game Ideas We Discovered On Twitter

Drink safely
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women tweet about relatable female scenarios - tweet about woman's ex's new girlfriend liking and unliking one of her pics from a year ago | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago and if youre out there just want know its ok happens best us good luck out there 7:56 AM Mar 5, 2019 Twitter Android 11.3K Retweets 141.6K Likes | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago an

Common Female Scenarios That No One Talks About But Should

But which are all so relatable
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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text -  Font - Serena Monsoon @Serena_Monsoon I can't wait for the next work-from-home company survey where under reasons I enjoy working from home I can write, "I enjoy the privacy of stress crying in my own bed over having a breakdown in the bathroom and having to do the red-eye'd walk of shame back to my desk" 2:38 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Walks Of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

Everything is something to be ashamed about
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proof that kids should be in charge of naming everything | thumbnail text - Stephen Amell @StephenAmell ... My daughter calls deodorant "armpit makeup". You're welcome. 2:43 PM · May 29, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 4,404 Retweets 191 Quote Tweets 33.7K Likes

It's Pretty Clear That Kids Should Be In Charge Of Naming Everything

Their creativity knows no bounds
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Funniest Twitter Photoshops Of The Sex And The City Reboot | thumbnail text - Brett Coughlin @CoughlinBrett The Sex and the City movie is going to be awesome. #SATC 12:33 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Justin Randall ... @imjustinrandall And then I realized, with New York City under water, was my love life drowning too? 3:51 AM Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Twitter Photoshops Of The Sex And The City Reboot

We miss Samantha
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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | thumbnail text -

Women Savagely Roasting Men On Twitter Within An Inch Of Their Lives

The ruthless women of Twitter
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gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - Zirk ... @kuzumurph Something about waiting at the ob/gyn office while the tv in here is only playing "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" is so ominous. Why is Guy Fieri at my gynecologist appointment 8:35 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets Written About The Infamous Gyno Appointment

The worst kinda doctor
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funniest white lies people told | thumbnail text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar MURSULAM @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing

The Funny White Lies People Told To Try And Get Out Of Awkward Situations

White lies don't even count as lies
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cringiest Dms literally nobody asked for | thumbnail text - Hey Beautiful. How are you? 15:57 Sorry. Automatic message I apologize about that. Technology sucks. 16:02 Do you want to let ! won't know you've seen their message until you accept. message you? They Report conversation. Delete Acсept Blush You are now my big fat crus Crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number 1 I'm super hot

Cringiest DMs Literally No One Asked For

Unsolicited flirting attempts
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