funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - Big Chef Funz @Funabynature *Drinking game idea Take a shot every time they say 'Family' in Fast & Furious. 12:48 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Ridiculous Twitter Drinking Games We're Trying This Weekend

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love | Thumbnail text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz ... romcoms are like "HE is the misogynist CEO of a corporation that bulldozes orphanages to build banks for the military... SHE loves arts & crafts a little more than the average person... They BOTH have flaws." 11:47 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,152 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 12.5K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love

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walks of shame tweets | thumbnail text -  Cat Herder ... @echo262 Going outside to sweep up the husks of bent sparklers, burnt out boxes of sparkling fountains and crushed cardboard tubes from jumping jacks is the Fourth of July equivalent of the walk of shame. 5:02 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Sexual And Non-Sexual Walks Of Shame Which Made Us Giggle

People Are Tweeting Their Bizarre Celebrity Encounters, And They're Just So Silly| thumbnail text - Kevin Schultz BFXPRESSED WITH MODES @kevinrschultz We had the door to our office RESSED WIT open and someone was being loud in the hallway. I got up in a huff to tell them to STFU and close the door. It was Tracy Morgan. He came in and started telling jokes. I worked at a random tech startup that has absolutely nothing to do with him.

People Are Tweeting Their Bizarre Celebrity Encounters, And They're Just So Silly

funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Participation Trophy Wife @TrophyWifeDayna Me: actively works out 6 days a week and eats healthy. Loses 1 pound. Husband: contemplates eating a vegetable. Loses 5 pounds. 6:49 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 98 Likes

Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

twitter life hacks | thumbnail text - Roy Stonks @Sir_WhiskersPhD ... Life Hack: If you blow out the candles before your dinner party has a chance to start singing happy birthday they'll start clapping and will forget to sing the song 5:08 AM · Jul 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Awesome Twitter Life Hacks We're Planning On Trying This Week

#WomenAreDelusional Is Trending On Twitter, And The Internet Is Confused| Thumbnail text - mia @fembotdisaster Men who tweet #WomenAreDelusional unironically look like this 1:27 AM Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 212 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets

#WomenAreDelusional Is Trending On Twitter, And The Internet Is Confused

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people reveal how their names have been ruined by pop culture | thumbnail text - Dr Harry Potter @HPneuro I take your 'first name', and raise you my full name. Jesse McLaren @McJesse Sep 25 What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name? Jeffrey R Epstein O @EpsteinJeffrey Replying to @UglyOne10 and @McJesse Jesse McLaren O @McJesse 2s Replying to @EpsteinJeffrey and @UglyOne10 That "R" is doing a lot of lifting. ili

People Whose Names Have Been Totally Ruined By Pop Culture

funny tinder conversations | thumbnail text - Cherity O YOU MATCHED WITH CHERITY ON 7/3/21 So if I pay for our date can I write it off on my taxes? Since it's a donation to cherity? Sent

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Tinder Convos

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - limp brittzkit @Brittymigs ... Bathing suit companies these days are like "Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don't do that :/" 7:29 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,362 Retweets 167 Quote Tweets 34.5K Likes

Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Funnier Than Men

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funny tweets all about being tired for anyone who is constantly exhausted | thumbnail text - j @glocki "can u multitask" yes im both mentally and physically exhausted right now 2:39 AM · Sep 8, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Being Exhausted For Anyone Who Asks Why You're Always Tired

adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Jackie Hill Perry @JackieHillPerry kids are down house is quiet settle into bed, grab book and one paragraph dozing hate adulting. 4:31 AM Jul 2, 2021 Twitter iPhone

Adulting Tweets Which Made Us Desperately Want To Turn Back Time

psyho roommate tweets | thumbnail text -  theresa : @theresa_25 confession time: my roommate doesn't "mind doing dishes" (psycho) so whenever theres already a mess in the kitchen ill add a couple cups and bowls i'd been stashing in my room so she washes them 11:22 PM · Jun 30, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Roommates So Psycho We Might Just Have To Call The Po Po

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Hot Girl Summer Moments To Relish In On This Fiery Fourth Of July| thumbnail text - Nicholas @NicholasCordes1 "It's hot girl summer, y'all!" I say as I pack my lunch and head to the 9-5 that doesn't pay me a liveable wage. 6:39 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5 Retweets 31 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Relish In On This Fiery Fourth Of July

British Tweets That Are Equal Parts Silly And Bloody Clever| thumbnail text - No Context Brits @NoContextBrits How long did this interview last?

British Tweets That Are Equal Parts Silly And Bloody Clever