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Actors Who Really 'Understood The Assignment,' Twitter's Newest Meme Format

There are a lot of amazing actors out there, some of them, however, have one very successful role and that becomes all that they are recognized for cough cough, Ferris Bueller, cough cough. There are other movie stars that are able to completely transform themselves into every role that comes their way, sometimes to the point that you forget who the actor even was in the first place.

The newest way to explain how some actors just 'get it,' is by tweeting some of their famous roles and saying, 'They UNDERSTOOD the assignment.' It might not make sense to you now, but, rest assured, after you see a couple of these, it'll start to make sense.

Actors Who Really 'Understood The Assignment,' Twitter's Newest Meme Format| thumbnail text - - peanut @eyysalii no SHE always understood the assignment
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4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous

Most of us can't really imagine what it's like to be a young child in zoom-school. Personally, I could barely focus in regular grade school. On a computer in your own home, there are a million distractions that could take your attention away at any moment. In general, nobody argues that it is the ideal learning environment, but it is the best that we can do until this bizarre time passes. However, it is important that teachers realize not everything can be perfectly moved over to zoom. Sure, we can do read-aloud, quizzes, projects, but... detention? This one might be taking it a step too far.

4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous| thumbnail text - Uju Anya @UjuAnya My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here's the link to access the room to serve detention. I swear l'm trying so hard to take this life seriously. 7:19 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 32K Retweets 3,702 Quote Tweets 341.1K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

It's that time of the week, where we gift you the gift of the funniest dad tweets we found over the past seven days. It's your collection of dad humor at its best, for you to laugh at, cry with and relate hard to. Parenting isn't easy, and dads try their best... sometimes. Or not, it's hard to tell from these tweets. Either way, here is the best of dad's parenting hacks we found on Twitter this week. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them. 



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes
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Tweets Poking Fun At The Ridiculously Over-The-Top Influencers of Instagram

Instagram influencers have taken our social media feeds by storm. Even when we desperately try to avoid their content, it somehow seems to find us in every crevice of the internet. Instagram influencers are as inescapable as the Kardashians, who also happen to be influencers themselves. So if you don't wanna see their content, you might as well get off the internet. The people of Twitter love to poke fun of the influencers of Instagram, and we're so here for this epic battle between the platforms. Personally, I'm Team Twitter, forever and always. Scroll down for hilarious tweets making fun of Instagram influencers this week. 

Funny tweets about Instagram influencers | thumbnail tweet - Vicky Carr @VickyHCarr A parenting influencer posting about the joy of eating pesto porridge (yes,v that's porridge with pesto in it) for breakfast may just be the line I needed to cross in order to accept I don't belong on Instagram. 2:14 PM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 12, 2021)

Each week, the funny women of Twitter manage to brighten our day with their humor, sass, banter. Being able to condense their witty observations about the world into 280 characters or less is a skill that we are grateful for, so we compile them in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's if you missed them because you can never have too many funny women tweets in your life.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes
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Real-Deal Memes For Anyone Desperately Needing Social Media Break

Instagram is highly addictive, but we all already knew that. It's nice to think that we could delete the app at any time if we wanted to, but we just never really want to. Or if we do, and we actually go through with it, how long does it really last? All I know is, Myspace is dead, Facebook is dead, but Instagram is still going very strong. Just like a toxic bf, we get excited every time we get a notification from them, and they really know how to keep us coming back.

Memes Which Are Relatable To Anyone Due For A Break From Social Media| thumbnail text - When "Instagram Models" need to check something in the oven.
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Saucy Astrology Tweets Which Are Very Funny If You're Clueless About Astrology (April 11, 2021)

The world of astrology is much bigger than a lot of people might think. It's kind of like a cult continuously recruits members from all over the world. It seems that there also might be tiers of followers too. Some people just know their sign and a few qualities that come along with it; some people know all the signs, and the dates, and read their horoscope daily; and some people know their sign, and your sign (definitely before you told them), they know when mercury is in retrograde and when your moon is out and about. Simply put, they know too much, and I'm not embarrassed to say that such people terrify me.

My fears don't stop me from laughing at these very extra Tweets though.

Astrology Tweets Which Are Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 11, 2021)| thumbnail text - ERIS @ERISTHEPLANET 4 planets in aries shake some a today 3:24 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,374 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 5,957 Likes
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Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'

Being a mother, or a guardian in general, is not an easy job. Every experience is a major learning experience for your child, and you have to try to model for them what it means to be a kind and honest person. Basically, you don't get a break. But some parents definitely seem to have it all figured out, like Dr. Chae, an educator, and mother, equipped with a beautiful amount of patience. She has received much praise for being direct and asking her daughter why she was behaving rudely. The way she got on her daughter's level while speaking with her was very impressive to the Twittersphere.

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'| thumbnail text - Chawanna @DrChaeEd I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can't help her if I don't know what's wrong. Then I asked, "Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?" 8:31 PM · Apr 2, 2021 104.3K
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 11, 2021)

Parenting is a full-time, all-consuming job. You can never switch off, you can never take a break, and you don't get extra pay for the hard parts. In fact, you don't get paid at all, so it's only natural to need a good ol' vent now, and then when going gets tough, the tough get going. And what better place to do it than on Twitter, where you can get endless empathy from all the other parents out there. So here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which you'll relate to if you're also going through the struggles of everyday parenting.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues 4: "Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!" Leg hair, he's talking about my leg hair. 4:31 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 636 Likes
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Funniest Tweets About Exes From People Who Are Definitely Not Looking Back

Whenever you date someone, there are always only two possible outcomes: Either you get hitched, or you break up. It's inevitable. That's not to say it has to end badly, but it is definitely more likely that someone is going to get hurt. All of these things are a part of life. We all get dumped, or lied to, or cheated on, and we need time to cope. Some people take up meditation, some try out therapy, others post on Twitter. Can't tell you whether it's the healthiest coping strategy but it is clearly the most entertaining.

If you have an ex that you're not the biggest fan of you might relate to these hilarious tweets from people who don't give AF.

Funniest Tweets About Exes From People Who Are Definitely Not Looking Back| thumbnail text - name cannot be blank Follow @11111234567890a It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
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Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Let It Get Way Out Of Control

We are all guilty sometimes of sending the wrong texts to the wrong person. And for whatever reason, it can feel so embarrassing. It's really not that big of a deal though, as long as the texts are normal and family-friendly... but not every text we send is going to fit into that category. That is when things get interesting. Now the ball is fully in their court. Will they play along? Will they tell you to screw off? Or will they post it online?

The more it spirals out of control the funnier. If you've ever deeply wished that you could un-send a text, this list is for you.

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number Let It Get Way Out Of Control| thumbnail text - Text Message Today 10:14 PM Princess Who is this? Sorry wrong number Come back I'll be your princess We will meet again, in another life I love you I love you too princess bratsquad: I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
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Tweets About Being An Introvert For Anyone Hiding Inside

Some people are born to be the life of the party. You'll find them standing on the table, chugging down the beers, or dancing in the middle of the floor with all eyes on them. Then, there are the introverts whose idea of a fun night out is actually a quiet night in. For them, the less socializing the better. They hate people, they hate talking and they hate anything social. If that's you, these tweets from other introverts will speak to your soul. 



tweets about being introverts for anyone hiding inside| thumbnail text - Roxi Horror ... @roxiqt I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip l've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others. 5:41 AM Jun 26, 2020 · TweetDeck 8,331 Retweets 189 Quote Tweets 26.5K Likes
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Marriage Memes For Anyone Thinking Of Tying The Knot

Finding "the one" is a beautiful thing, especially when you're genuinely in love. Tying the knot, starting a new life together, and beginning your journey into married bliss is something that every couple dreams of. But then, reality sets in, and real-life begins. Suddenly, you have someone keeping you awake every night with their snoring, and there is dirty laundry strewn all over the floor. Now, you always have to take someone into account when making decisions, even when you don't like them very much. Welcome to marriage bliss; it's a beautiful place.


memes about marriage which can be appreciated in a couple | thumbnail text - Do you look at your man like this? No cause l'm to Busy looking at him Like this jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon When I want pizza, I ask my wife, "What should we eat?" and say no to everything until she says, "What about pizza?" That way, it wasn't my idea.
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Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year

Yes, people, it has been a full year since all of this craziness started. It has been one of the most difficult years for hundreds of reasons, but one of the many struggles definitely included making new connections. Dating is already a risk, but suddenly it wasn't just a risk for you, but a risk for your whole family, your whole group of friends, and really the whole world (eventually). Obviously, things aren't 100% back to normal, but they are definitely better than it once was.  Though let me be clear, even though restaurants are opening, don't expect me to get cuffed, I'm still awkward AF.

If your love life took a major L this past year, but you're ready to jump back into the game, you may appreciate the nostalgia that many of these Tweets will bring you.

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year| thumbnail text - Shyla Watson @shylawhittney me and my hinge date
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

Relationships are a funny thing. It's something that we all think about It, probably more than we should. Also, it seems like everyone has relationship advice to give, regardless of whether or not they've ever actually had a successful relationship — or any relationship at all for that matter, but we all like to pretend like we're little love gurus. Relationships are also clearly not like how they are portrayed in movies. The idea of love at first sight is so unrealistic it hurts, and they really overemphasize the idea that 'opposites attract'; any psychologist will tell you differently.

If you want to see the reality of what relationships are actualy like, well, Twitter has got your back.

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced Dating Profile in your 20s: A list of exciting things you'd love to do! Dating Profile in your 40s: A list of medications you take and your favorite brand of knee braces. 3:06 AM Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 139 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Play-Doh

It takes a lot to make sure your kids stay entertained. Sure, TV works great, but even the laziest of parents will admit that there is such a thing as too much screen time. Play-Doh has provided children with creative entertainment for years, but it has also brought parents endless hours of pain. Many parents will be familiar with the horror of watching their kids smush all the Play-Doh colors together to make one big brown mess as soon as they've opened the packs. Or of finding it squashed into the carpet, which is impossible to get out. Then, there's finding dried Play-Doh in every crevice of the house, months after its initial use. In short, Play-Doh's new marketing campaign should be "Kids love it, parents hate it," as is shown by these Tweets from parents.



funny tweets from parents about the nightmare of playdough | thumbnail text - lilswizzy @MotherPlaylist There is nothing like being a parent and finding a piece of dried PlayDoh in the breakfast you've been trying to eat for the past 25 minutes 4:57 PM · Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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