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Man Writes Hilarious Birds Nest Reviews

If you don't know much about bird's nests, then wonder no more... Ferris Jabr, a science writer has written some hilarious guide to bird's nests and the reviews are absolutely amazing. Grab a cuppa, sit down and read through these and we promise you'll be laughing until the end. 

birds nest review hilarious twitter nature | Ferris Jabr @ferrisjabr Replying ferrisjabr Coot -Just keep piling course will float -Swore an oath never set foot on mainland again -No man is an island-but birb will be O741 4:50 PM May 8, 2020 70 | Potoo -Clear mind -Lift eyes heavens -Visualize yourself as branch are branch now O747 4:51 PM May 8, 2020 79 people are talking about this
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (May 20, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | lenny e @lennholmes men are ceo's she's only friend' and then dating her afterwards
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All Too Relatable Quarantine Fitness Tweets

It's been nearly two months since gyms closed to the public and we were forced to exercise at home (or just continue not exercising as is the case for some). But whether you're a workout junkie, or someone who enjoys the occasional workout, or even just a couch potato, quarantine is proving a little too much for everyone when it comes to working out. Here are some tweets that pretty much sum up how we're all feeling. 

relatable quarantine fitness tweets funny twitter coronavirus exercise gym | Alana Hope Levinson @alanalevinson think 's really inspiring some are able do workout videos all way thru without just giving up ten minutes snack or tweet or both 3:24 AM Apr 25, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Children Witness Their Moms Doing The Most ‘Mom-Thing’ Ever

Why is it that some things are only done by moms and no one else? Whether it's not knowing how to use technology, being obsessed with cleanliness, or still treating their adult kids like young children, somehow moms are funniest when they don't even mean to be. Here are some of the relatable "mom-things" kids have seen their moms doing and we're feeling all of these.

children witness mom things reddit twiitter funny memes | Mom got her first windowed oven. woman sitting on the floor watching an oven
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Everyone Can Relate To Doing These Things

Whether it's trying not to wake up too much when you go to pee in the middle of the night, or not step on any cracks in the sidewalk, here is a list of things that we all do but never admit to doing. It might make you feel a little less alone next time you catch yourself doing one of them!

everyone relate things admit relatable memes tweets twitter reddit | Gabby Lizzul @gabbylizzul Do u ever drive like solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid and then ur like any those lights passed green did get here WTF
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (May 14, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | šephán earthdarlin mom most my ex's so happy mother's day
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Wholesome Stories To Brighten Your Week

The news these days is pretty bleak and sometimes you need a good ol' dose of something positive. Here are some heartwarming stories that will lift your spirit and put a smile on your face, reminding you of all the good that humanity offers. You're welcome!

wholesome stories brighten week cheer story twitter news reddit | Today I found out through Facebook that the overnight security guard at my work knits boots and mittens for premature babies at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (May 7, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | bellsammy bellsammy Being single is just telling yourself did all day instead telling boyfriend who isn't listening anyway
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Funny Tweets About The Reality Of Parenting Teenagers

All stages of parenting are hard. When your kids are newborns, you don't sleep and when the 'terrible twos' hit, you have to deal with tantrums all day. But when they reach the teenage stage, well, that's a whole new ball game of difficult. Those teenage hormones will control your life and there's absolutely no telling how it will go. These parents describe just how difficult and frustrating it is being the parents of teenagers and how nobody can be prepared for it however hard they try.

funny tweets teenagers parents fail twitter | Steve Olivas @steveolivas At airport. Just kissed 13yo son on his forehead. He reacted like Dracula getting impaled by wooden stake.
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Ridiculous But Funny Tweets About Food

Food is something to be taken seriously. Especially good food. And when people don't respect that, well... it's not cool. But humor can be found in everything in life, and these tweets about food prove it. The strange thing is, they're not objectively funny. But somehow at the same time, they're hilarious. Scroll through and have a laugh...

funny tweets food ridiculous om nom | Elspeth Eastman @ElspethEastman Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado RIPE NOW Avocado: okay were bathroom so rotted
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 29, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | andrea @AndreaMalizia Men are absolutely useless comes planning things ahead but somehow are able coordinate an entire fantasy football draft, blows my mind
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Texts That Weren't Meant For The Boss, But Were Sent Anyway

Texting the wrong number is always awkward, but when that person is your boss, it can be the end of the world as you know it. If you are unfortunate enough to have sent a text to your boss that wasn't meant for them, hopefully, it was just an innocent funny mistake. But sometimes, it's about the boss themselves, or it's a highly inappropriate text. These people below show just how wrong those texts can go, giving you a laugh in the process.

text boss awkward wrong number instagram twitter funny | Dany response can work next Friday or not! Message hi q wertyuiop s d fghikI do tell him don't wanna come back sent Danny No problem good bye oops sorry wanted be respectful Delivered Whatever. Goodbye no need talk about iMessage | Dany response can work next Friday or not! Message hi q wertyuiop s d fghikI do tell him don't wanna come back sent Danny No problem good bye oops sorry wanted be respectful Delivered Whatever. Goodbye no need t
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Teachers Who Have Less Chill In Online Classes Than IRL

School might be closed, but for many, classes are continuing online. There are some teachers who are nailing the whole online class thing and others... well, not so much. These students have taken to Twitter to vent about the teachers who are far stricter online than they are in the classroom, proving that online teaching just isn't for everyone. 

teachers zoom classes twitter classes students coronavirus funny tweets covid-19 seriously | Ben_10 @Vetrix101 Why does my teacher think 's okay start lectures earlier than actual class did? My 2:30 class now started at 11:00 while asleep
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Twitter Users Reveal Worst Dates They've Been On

Dating can be hard, but it doesn't have to be. All you need to do is go on the date, behave like a normal civilized human being, and then either go on a second date or don't. It's really that simple! Clearly, not for some, it seems.  A Twitter user asking people to share their worst dates received some real shockers in response. Check out some of the worst dates people have been on that went south pretty quickly. 

twitter bad dates funny reveal dating relationship nightmares | Chantelle @Chantelle_Disco Replying millercycle He summoned spirit his dead Nan. 10:31 AM 4/21/20 Twitter iPhone
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Museums Hold Twitter Competition To Find World's Creepiest Exhibit

Just because we're in the middle of a global pandemic and museums are closed, doesn't mean we can't see the exhibits inside them! And thanks to a tweet from Yorkshire Museum, you can now see some of the most sinister objects in the world, as submitted on Twitter by museum curators. The Yorkshire museum created a week #curatorbattle on social media for museums around the world to showcase their creepiest exhibits, and museums from all over the world have taken part. If you're up for seeing creepy things in a jar, chopped up dolls' faces and severed fingers, keep scrolling down below. 

museum creepy exhibit competition twitter scary gross | Natural Sciences NMS @NatSciNMS Replying YorkshireMuseum Our #CreepiestObject has be this 'mermaid CURATORBATTLE #Troubling Taxidermy MERMAID ALMTEXTINGr National Museums Scotland and Sankurie 1:00 PM Apr 17, 2020 Twitter iPhone 523 Retweets 4K Likes
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Kids' Brutal Honesty Is 100% Savage

You gotta love how brutally honest kids can be sometimes. Or not. Just when you think you're looking good, your kid will come along to let you know that you're not. Just when you think you've got it all together, your kid will come along and expose all the ways you do not. Out of the mouth of babes is all too read for some parents, which they've proved in the tweets below. Check out how these parents were savagely torn apart by their kids having absolutely no filter. 

kids no filter tweet honesty kids these days funny tweets | jugs bunny alliewach told my 6 yr old nephew he gonna get coal christmas he said don't care put grill and cook burger. Damn
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