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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

Kids are true delights. Until they're not. You know the drill. Rationally, you know you love your kids unconditionally, but sometimes, just sometimes, they really know how to push your buttons to the max. It's in those moments you really question how deep your love really is for them. These funny parents of Twitter are the voices for all the parents out there who are being driven to the brink of their sanity by their offspring. And in case you missed last week\s funniest parenting tweets of the week, here they are

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.
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People Reveal Their Unique Daily Rituals - A Thread

British TV music composer Nick Harvey asked is followers to share their unique daily rituals after revealing that he hides his front door keys every night so his son, who sleepwalks, doesn't inadvertently open the front door. People really took it seriously and shared all of their daily routines, but perhaps they aren't as unique as they thought. Plenty of people related to almost all of the replies, which proves that we're all a lot more similar than we might think! Here are some of the sweetest replies. How many do you relate to?

twitter thread about unique daily rituals - cover pic about person leaving TV on for their dogs | FUCK ALL Twinks @tinytwink Replying mrnickharvey Every day leave TV on dogs feel bad if 's on something shit like shopping channel, so spend 10 minutes searching something they might like
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People Who Got Tongue-Tied And Embarrassed Themselves

Every now and again, we speak a little too quickly for our minds to catch up with us. We've all been there - you start saying something, but the words get all twisted when they come out, and you end up saying something that makes no sense at all. It can be pretty embarrassing, especially if it's in front of an audience. These people know a thing or two about that, and as you read through their embarrassing stories, I'm sure you'll cringe along with me.

funny examples of people getting tongue-tied and embarrassing themselves - cover pic tweet about confusing words | Lucas @OFLaCar Meant say "hold on second" and "give minute customer and came out as "hold second monday
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Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

Wearing face masks every time we leave the house, is, unfortunately, our new norm and some people are making the most out of the situation by turning their masks into fashion statements. Whether it's with jewels, patterns, or just funny faces, there's plenty of ways to jazz up your face masks. One guy, Steve Montgomery, took this task very seriously and matched his face mask to his tie every day, and when his daughter tweeted the pictures captioning them "Dad... whyyyyy", they went viral straight away. Is there anything cuter than a dad who takes fashion seriously? didn't think so! Enjoy these heartwarming pics of a fashionista-dad!

pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day
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Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit

Yorkshire Museum is famous for starting battles on Twitter between museums worldwide. It picks an obscure category, such as to find the world's creepiest exhibit, and museums everywhere compete to get their submission to the top. And now, they've held their latest Twitter battle, this time to find the world's best museum butt. Yes, you read that right. Museums across the globe have submitted their best butt exhibit and explained exactly why they think their entry should win. These tweets are entertaining, educational, and hilarious, so read through and decide whose butt you think is the best! 

Museums Battle on Twitter Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit - cover pic tweets of butts | Yorkshire Museum @YorkshireMuseum 'S TIME CURATORBATTLE Today's theme is #BestMuseumBum! This cracking Roman marble statuette depicts an athlete at peak fitness may have decorated town house one Eboracum's wealthier residents. Has someone taken bite out this BEAT MuseumBums | Dana Ardis @ZooLuki @Rainluvvr RT @DrJEBall clear winner BestMuseumBum is statue Aphrodite Kallipygos (lit Aphrodite beautiful butto
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 8, 2020)

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other. Each one thinks the other is more annoying, but come on, let's be honest... men are a LITTLE bit more annoying than women. Ok fine, a lot more annoying. There, I said it. And so did these women. They just put it more succinctly in a tweet. Scroll through this week's best 'women roasting men' Tweets and see how many of these you find relatable. It can't just be me...

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic men miss anniversaries and birthdays but NEVER miss an insta models bikini pic
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Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

We take it as a given that most things are the way they are simply because that's the way it's always been, but the reality is, everything was either invented or discovered by someone at some point in time. Where it's toast, constellations, or the toilet plunger, it's fascinating to be inside the mind of someone who saw a need for something and invented it and these Twitter users are desperately trying to figure it out for themselves.

Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 24, 2020)

When it comes to roasting battles, Twitter is certainly where it's at. Women endlessly roasting men has become somewhat of a norm and we love documenting the best of the best! Here is your weekly selection of women roasting men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives! 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting husbands | Cydni Beer @cydbeer Studies confirm mother has been left alone with her children all day her husband is placed into friend zone.
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Man Dresses Up In Costumes Every Day To Walk His Dogs

During these tough times of lockdown, people are finding all sorts of ways to entertain themselves. Whether it's dressing up in periodic costumes or reenacting iconic movie scenes, people are certainly getting creative. One guy; a former Royal Marine from Weymouth, England, decided to share the joy and make his neighbors laugh by dressing up in crazy costumes whenever he walks his dog. His fellow former Royal Marine Jack P. documented the hilarious dressing up choices each day and posted them on Twitter. They might be totally crazy but we're sure they brightened up the day of everyone who saw him! 

tweet of walking his dog in different costumes Flintstones and Donald Trump | Jack @jackp593 Daily update on Steve's dog walking rig Flintstone theme today | man riding Donald Trump while walking two dogs
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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 17, 2020)

Everyone loves a good roast on Twitter, especially when the roaster doesn't hold back. And when it comes to women roasting men, all is fair in love and war, right? Well, not always. The proverb, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" really rings true when it comes to women who roast men on Twitter and it's pretty brutal. Check out these ruthless tweets below to see what we're talking about.

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Janet Forklift @janetforklift Zucchini noodles taste like settling husband who isn't funny but has good job
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Man Tweets How He Saved Woman From Strangers

As we know all too well, the world can be a dangerous place, particularly for a woman walking alone at night in metropolitan areas. Although staying vigilant is key in trying to avoid getting into dangerous situations, sometimes you may need to depend on the help of a kind stranger to keep you safe in certain circumstances. This is exactly the position one woman in NYC found herself in February, who when walking home alone, realized she was being followed by three men. Understanding the potential danger she was in, she approached a stranger and asked him to pretend he knew her, and accompany her home  The stranger tweeted the whole encounter (below) which went viral and inspired many people to thank him, on behalf of women everywhere for helping this woman while she was in a vulnerable state. It doesn't take a lot to show some kindness and help someone in need, like this compassionate stranger shows. 

man tweets woman strangers saved hero story | Black Professor @WonderKing82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us.
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People Reveal “The Biggest Scandal” At Their High School

High school is all fun and games until a scandal tears the place apart. And let's be honest, what is like without a bit of drama? It keeps things interesting and makes for great stories! TV writer and producer Alison Bennet asked people for the biggest scandals that took place in their high school, and the answers are totally, hilariously brilliant. Scroll through for some of the best!


biggest scandal high school twitter tweets funny drama reveal | Charlotte Cavatica @cavaticat like think getting expelled guessing my history teacher's email password see if he had any love letters or new teacher he dating two years after his wedding another faculty member called off (his password his ex's name)
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People Show How Family Genes 'Hit Copy And Paste' - Twitter Thread

Genetics is a weird thing and can go one of two ways. Sometimes, people look nothing like their parents and can even question whether they are genuinely related to them. But other times, family genes are so strong that looking at a picture of your parents or grandparents at the same age as you can feel like you're looking in the mirror. A Twitter user felt precisely this when she compared a picture of herself and her grandma, remarking that "Grandma's genes really hit copy n paste huh," which inspired others to show how much they look like their own family parents, grandparents and children. Here are some of the most uncanny resemblances that were submitted.

family genes copy paste twitter thread genetics mirror | shelbyle @contrashelby Grandma's genes really hit copy n paste huh 2:39 AM May 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.5K Retweets 554.6K Likes >
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The Best Protest Signs Held By Kids

With all the chaos and protests going on in the world at the moment, we thought we'd show some of the cutest, funniest and heartwarming signs that kids have held in protests over the years. Because let's face it, we all need some cheering up. 

best protest signs kids held twitter imgur | IM ONLY 11 CANT PAY THIS CRAP KET
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 3, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | maybe: Dallas @realDKoelling men are like "im sorry if dating made think want date "
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