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Toxic masculinity is a curse that has plagued humanity since day one. Whether it was cavemen hitting each other over the head with clubs to prove who was the strongest or todays' society telling us that men shouldn't cry, it doesn't bring anything positive to the world. Sometimes men want to fight just for the sake of fighting, and although it's evident that they're doing it as an outlet for some issue they haven't yet dealt with, it's not a good look. Trying to be the tough guy, resorting to violence, or being verbally aggressive will almost always make you look like a total fool and literally the opposite of the tough guy you're trying to be. So, here is a gallery of guys who tried and failed miserably at being Mr. Tough Guy.

So, we don't know if you've already heard, it's not like there was an overwhelming amount of news coverage about it or something, but for some unknown reason the CEO of Amazon just launched his little body into space. If you're anything like us, your first response was probably something along the lines of, "Okay, but WTF?" It's the natural reaction we think. Who knows, maybe he made some amazing discovery during his brief time in space, or maybe this proves some people just don't know how to spend their money... At all.

Mansplaining is nothing new. I bet there were smelly cave men who incessantly mansplained fire to cave women when they were already using it to cook their every meal. "No simple woman, you don't understand, it's hot, and red, and it hurts when you touch it." We can only hope that they were eventually roasted... figuratively and/or literally.

Anywho, at least these days the ruthless mansplainers get called out on Twitter and it's hella entertaining for the rest of us.

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and of course, each gender will claim that the other one is more annoying. But let's be honest, men are a tiiiiiny bit more annoying than women. Haha, just kidding. Men are so much more annoying—infinitely more annoying, in fact, and the women of Twitter know it. So it's that time of the week again when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for your convenience. It's a time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on; you know you love it!

It's can be to not idolize big celebrities and obsess over certain brands. Sometimes they can be so damn talented and lovable. But you can't help but get a little disappointed when you realize they're not actually all that relatable. Some people have been famous for so long that they become irreversibly removed from regular society, and there's will just be very instances where you look at their Tweets and go, "Omg, me." That's showbiz baby.

Everyone knows that dads and their jokes are super cringe-worthy. On the other hand, they are precious, and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans every week. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and wit, which they manage to condense into 280 characters or fewer. It's a skill that we don't take lightly, and we hope you don't either! So, here are this week's funniest women tweets, and here are last week's in case you missed them. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

Ah, astrology. You either hate it or you love it. The funny thing is that there are equally as many people posting on Twitter about how horoscope lovers are a major turn-off as there are people who post that hating astrology is not a character trait in itself. But however you feel about the stars, these Tweets are objectively hilarious. If you believe in it, take from these what you will. If you wouldn't be found dead at a tarot reading, just enjoy the chaotic energy that can be easily found in the astrology section of Twitter.

Parenting isn't the easiest gig in the world— any parent will attest to that. But somehow, just as you thought you didn't have any more patience left for your kids and they'd driven you crazier than you thought possible, they do something super cute that makes you fall in love all over again. But let's be honest, the majority of the time, they're just little sh*ts who make you lose your mind. So for those parents who are clearly hanging on by a thread, or even those who seem to have it together but are secretly losing their minds, these funny parenting tweets are for you. Hopefully, they'll make you feel less alone in the struggles of parenting and make you realize that every single child is also a little terror sometimes, not just yours.

Most things in life have a traditional and non-traditional way to go about them. Proposals are no different, and getting down on one knee has been the way to do it since the dawn of time. OK, fine, it's probably a pretty modern concept, but it's still the socially accepted way of asking someone to marry you. But, who likes sticking to a cookie-cutter method when there are so many other creative ways you can express your undying love and commitment to the person you want to spend your life with? Whether it's pulling off an elaborate plan or just being spontaneous and creative in the moment, there are plenty of ways to propose. These people show us all the non-traditional ways that you can do so that don't involve bending down on one knee.  Do you have a non-traditional engagement story? We would love to hear it.

Not everybody knows how to laugh at themselves. Sometimes we can become so hyper-focused on perfection and productivity that we forget to take a step back and relish in our silly mistakes. Obviously, it's not healthy to nit-pick at every little thing we f*ck up, that would just be toxic and straight-up exhausting. Basically, we just shouldn't be taking ourselves so seriously all the time, deep down we're all clueless, so we might as well enjoy our brain-farts.

The thing about being in love is that it's not always marshmallows and flowers. Sometimes your significant other can drive you crazy, literally making you want to kill them. But then we wonder what would happen if they left... could we bear to be without them? Aah, love — you can't live with it, you can't live without it. And so this complicated thing that we call love that pulls on our heartstrings messes with our head, and sometimes, just sometimes gives us the best feeling in the world, is very hard to articulate in a few words. But, somehow, Twitter users manage to sum up the trials and tribulations of love in 280 characters or fewer, time and time again. And so, dear readers, welcome to your latest version of the funniest relationship tweets that we saw over the past seven days.

The recent news of the Sex and the City reboot coming to HBO Max is causing controversy everywhere. For the most part, people can't wait for the 10-episode revival, titled And Just Like That... to hit our screens, to see what our iconic cast members are up to now. But some people are pissed off, perturbed, and straight-up not happy. Why? Because Kim Cattrall, aka Samantha Jones, is rumored to be the only cast member not returning. Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis will have to carry the torch of the famous four without Kim, and fans are divided. So when Cynthia Nixon tweeted a teaser poster to get the fans excited about the upcoming release, people took the opportunity to photoshop Samatha's replacement with hilarious results. Here are some of the funniest photoshop attempts.

Mansplainers never fail to amaze us. Their diligence is honestly inspiring. If they put the same amount of effort into something a bit more selfless, like charity work, imagine the things they could accomplish? Alas, they prefer to spend their time bothering innocent people with their unsolicited opinion. At least Twitter keeps them accountable these days. Mansplainers beware, Twitter users are not afraid to roast tf out of you.

We're all taught to work smarter and not harder because time is valuable, and we've all got better things to do, right? Sometimes, working smarter means taking shortcuts that could look dishonest on the surface level, but hey, if people are none the wiser, does it matter? Like, does it reaaaaally matter? These people tweeted about the scams they pulled off at work so they could work smarter and not harder, and quite frankly, they're genius! So take some inspiration and see if you can hack your jobs, too, like these geniuses.

Whether or not you are interested in soccer, or football, you have to admit that the Euro Championship is kinda a big deal. Don't want to spoil it for you in case you missed it, but if you touched Twitter or Reddit, there's no way you didn't already see that Italy absolutely crushed England. More figurately than literally though, considering it was only one goal that made the difference. But we're not going to sit here and pretend we know about soccer, we do know a good snarky meme when we see one though, and we have plenty of those to share with y'all.