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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 20, 2021)

Twitter is a breeding ground for anyone and everyone to ruthlessly roast each other. And especially when it comes to women roasting men, no one is holding back; it's become a place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Here are the best women roasting men Tweets we came across this week, so scroll through, laugh along with us and you may even get some inspiration to do some roasting of your own. 


funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr 000 Hot guy on a dating app: Hi! I'm seeking casual sex in exchange for 8% of my time The Shark: While l'd likely invest in this product on the packaging alone, your pitch was weak & the business model doesn't seem scalable, especially during a pandemic. For those reasons, I am out 11:34 PM · Jan 15, 2021 from Seattle, WA Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 18, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are at it again with their hilarious quips, musings, and complaints about everyday life. We're only halfway through the first month of 2021—although let's be honest, it feels like December already—and women's humor is already proving to be the therapy we need to get us through another sh*t storm year. Here is your latest haul of funniest women's tweets.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes
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Heartwarming Stories Bringing All The Feels

The world isn't the happiest place right now, and with all the crazy stories appearing almost daily on our newsfeed about how everything is falling apart, we need a few pick-me-ups. These heartwarming stories will give you all the feel-good vibes you need to restore your faith in humanity and give you the wholesome feelings you're craving.



heartwarming stories bringing all the feels | thumbnail two images text - "This young lady grabbed two dozen eggs and was walking away when the man called her back to show her how to check if the eggs are cracked." "My mom crochets and donated 31 blankets to sick children this year."
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 13, 2021)

2021 has arrived, and with it, comes the beautiful possibility of new horizons. But some things haven't changed; notably, the lengths men seem to go to piss women off. That sh*t never gets old. So it might be a new year, but it's the same old 'women roasting men on Twitter.' Amirite ladies? Welcome to your weekly haul of women roasting men tweets, where women slay men within an inch of their lives, in 280 characters or less.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Blair Socci 000 @blairsocci Going forward men around the nation need to take a critical look at their choice of sunglasses if u dont want me to think u stormed the capitol 8:21 PM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 514 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes
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Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

Society's attitude towards acknowledging mental health may have come a long way, but it still has a long way to go. The good news is that we are finally starting to take mental health more seriously, which means people are more likely to get the help they need, especially when it comes to therapy. The bad news is that toxic masculinity is still very much a thing, discouraging men from showing emotions, talking about their feelings, or seeking help. This isn't men's fault necessarily; it's more society at large who is to blame. But in the meantime, it doesn't mean we can't make fun of men for their emotional ineptness, and a trending meme has taken full advantage of that. People are completing a Tweet using the format "men will literally ___ instead of going to therapy," filling in the blank with all of the insane measures they've seen men go to to avoid acknowledging or expressing their feelings and emotions. They are using it to call out Donald Trump, make fun of male movie characters, and a whole lot more. Here are some of the funniest ones we've found. Men, it's time to take your mental health seriously!

funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy
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Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of 2020

It's been quite a year for everyone, but women have had it especially tough. Because somehow, even a global pandemic wasn't enough to stop men from being total f*ck boys. In fact, somehow, it made some men even worse than usual, which, of course, gave women more reasons to roast them on Twitter. We love collecting the funniest 'women roasting men' tweets each week, and we've rounded up some of the funniest ones we found during the hell hole that was 2020. They are as brutal (and well-deserving) as ever.

funniest women roasting men tweets of 2020 | thumbnail Text - Pnonessential government oils2 @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. "Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

Since the dawn of time, men have given women reasons to be disappointed with them. Maybe it's built into their DNA, and perhaps it's just something they do to entertain themselves—we'll never know. But a pissed off woman doesn't hold back from expressing exactly how she feels, and when she unleashes her fury on Twitter, we like to sit back and watch the entertainment unfold. Here is your latest collection of 'women roasting men tweets', which might make you feel less alone in the frustration you feel towards the men in your life.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

It's been a hell of a year, and dads have powered through, trying to get themselves and their little ones to the end. Throughout all the parenting frustration that 2020 has brought, dads have used Twitter as an outlet for their dad humor. Sharing their parenting quips in 240 characters or less, they've brought us the eye-rolling dad jokes we all need to make this year slightly more bearable. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.




Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes
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People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs

As children, we form our views and ideas of the world based on the information we receive. Or, more realistically, on what we extrapolate from the truth, which is usually total nonsense.  Then, we grow up, learn more about the world and how it works, and realize that what we used to believe was just not true. But it's fun to look back and remember the bizarre things we used to think before we learned the real ways of the world. A Twitter thread started by writer Kristin Arnett has sparked people to reveal the utterly ridiculous things they believed as kids before the ugly truth set in.

people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 28, 2020)

Here is your weekly dose of women's humor, aka the funniest tweets from women we came across this week. Because let's face it, we're all in need of a laugh or two (or a hundred), and no one does it better than the funny women of Twitter. So, here are the musings of Twitter's most humorous women from the last year of the sh*t show that has been 2020.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >
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Funny Tweets About Dating In 2020

Dating in 2020 as been a total sh*t show. Between zoom dates, socially distanced walks, and trying to fall in love with people over text, starting new relationships has taken somewhat of a back seat this year. These tweets accurately sum up the dumpster fire that has been 2020 for love, dating, and relationships. Or their lack thereof.

funny tweets about dating in 2020 | thumbnail Johnny ACABnik @jlazebnik attention: due fear getting coronavirus will not be having boyfriend at this time is only reason! please do not believe rumors no one is interested" or make very difficult love
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Husbands Hilarious Tweet About Marriage

Men and women both experience marriage very differently. And of course, by that I mean, the wife is always right, and the husband is always wrong. They say a happy wife equals a happy life, but just how true is that? We found some of the funniest tweets about marriage from husbands who know a thing or two about where they stand in the relationship. If their opinion is anything to go by, then a happy wife does indeed bring a happy life.

husbands hilarious tweets about marriage | thumbnail Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential. 11:04 PM · May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 23, 2020)

Twitter is the new-age playground for roasting, where anyone and everyone can make savage digs online. But no one nails it quite like women roasting men, who commence a true battle of the sexes. When the female wrath is unleashed in all its force, 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' truly comes to life. The result? Pure comedy gold. Dig into this week's selection of women roasting men on Twitter, and be amused at the hilarious women of Twitter.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - n****r moon @alesiavsworld If you date men do not worry about what's in the vaccine 6:55 AM Dec 14, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 121K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 21, 2020)

Each week we scour Twitter to find you the funniest tweets written by women. As you all know, this year has been a total dumpster fire and the funny women of Twitter might not be able to fix it, but they can give us a few moments of comic relief. Scroll through these hilarious women of Twitter and then peruse through last week's in case you missed them. 



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because l'm a decent human being 6:38 AM - Dec 16, 2020 - Twitter Web App 30.6K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 308.6K Likes
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

Parenting comes with its highs and lows. Of course, no one talks about the highs because, let's face it, bragging parents are possibly one of the worst types of people on the planet. But the lows... well, everyone wants to hear about the lows because the lows are funny, especially when they're put on Twitter for the world to see. So, each week, we compile a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to give you a taste of the trials and tribulations (and occasional joys) of parenting. Scroll through this week's haul and then mosey on over to last week's to get more parenting survival tips and tricks.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >
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