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Collection Of Some Of The Dumbest Tweets Ever Tweeted

Yikes. These are embarrassing.

There's really no other words for it. And we can't decide which tweet is the dumbest, they are all equally dumb. 

Oh, Twitter. Where would we be without you? 

funny tweets stupid people lol embarrassing cringe awkward twitter | woman posing in vacation photos HELLO new york! goodbye america! Helped injured opponent win. ETSMANSN MAXIM PERTORRA LIVES axelu almer ca 4:16 PM 26 Apr 2018
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

Sometimes Twitter gets people really riled up and one guy who really knows how to exploit that is Neil deGrasse Tyson. The scientist's brain is full of amazing information, but sometimes he says things that make us question his genius. His latest tweet about Elsa (from Frozen's) facial proportions has really got Twitter going crazy and shows that he should really stick to the more intellectual side of things. 

Check out people's less than complimentary reactions to his observations and then take a look at some of deGrasse Tyson's other condescending tweets that got people angry.


Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes
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Basic Life Skills Some Adults Never Mastered

Being an adult isn't easy. Kids assume we've got it all figured out, but truthfully, we have no idea what we're doing most of the time. From struggling to tie our shoelaces to not knowing how much spaghetti you actually need for one portion, here are some of the basic life skills that some adults never mastered, who aren't ashamed to admit it. 

life hacks, adult, funny tweets, twitter, life skills, adulting | tweet by Nipunie Rajapakse, MD MPH @nrajapakseMD Aug 5 Replying jdesmondharris No matter many people l'm cooking always end up boiling enough spaghetti feed approximately 67 people cannotestimate 43 t7 1
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'Very British Problems' Making Life Awkward For Brits Everywhere

I am British and I know that my fellow Brits and I have a special way of making everything awkward. I know, that statement sounds like I'm in some sort of 'Brits Anonymous' meeting, but I think it's important to acknowledge and embrace who we are at the core of our culture. Is it ridiculous that we insist on being so polite all the time? Yes. but would I change anything about it? No, because when you start pointing out the situations we put ourselves in every day, they are pretty hilarious. Twitter page Very British Problems articulates all the awkward nuances of what it means to be "so very British", and they're brilliantly accurate. So get comfy, make yourself a cup of good old British tea, and have a laugh at our expense. 

funny tweets, British, problems, polite, culture, twitter | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse sorry, can just Brit 2: Yes course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know 's happening> 04/04/2015 21:53 6,375 RETWEETS 8,229 FAVOURITES | Looking into having hands surgically removed after waving at someone who waving at someone behind
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Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Vacationing With Kids

This time of year makes it seem like winter will never end. It's cold, it's miserable and it's grey and summer seems like a world away. You're patiently counting down to your summer vacation, especially if you have kids. Because summer vacations are made up of those blissful moments where your perfectly behaved kids will accompany you sightseeing around Europe and won't complain once about leaving the hotel pool for just one goddamn day. Ok, we're exaggerating. They might have the odd tantrum here or there. Fine, if we're being honest, is it really even a vacation if your kids are with you? Sure, there are some fun moments, but you'll probably need another vacation right after it to recover. 

These parents on Twitter managed to capture the all too relatable nightmare moments of traveling with kids, which will make you glad that it's not summer yet!

vacation, kids, parents, funny tweets, nightmare, tweets, twitter, camping, holiday | tweet by dax shepard @daxshepard There are men who have scaled Everest who wouldnt dare travel with two kids under 3 warrior #dadbeast. 8:59 PM Dec 29, 2015 Twitter Android 80 Retweets 940 Likes
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. Sometimes the digs are justified, sometimes they are funny and other times they are just dumb. But when it comes to women roasting men, there's no holding back and sometimes the tweets are brutal (-ly honest), and frankly, very relatable. In a true battle of the sexes, the female wrath is unleashed in all its force and provides us with pure comedy gold in the process. 

Here is a selection of some of the funniest tweets from women dragging men to within an inch of their lives.    

funny tweets, roasting, women, men, tweets, twitter, battle of the sexes | tweet by bailey @doyalikebaileys men b like all said women don't deserve rights why are u mad at
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Funniest 'How I Got Fired' Tweets

Jimmy Fallon's Hashtags are a phenomenon that goes viral each time he puts another one out. Asking the public for their stories using one simple hashtag, with a chance to feature on his show, he always receives hilariously epic responses and this one was no different. He asked people to provide their stories using the hashtag #HowIGotFired and sure enough, the public delivered! Here is a selection of some of the funniest ones we found.

When you're done, and if you love Jimmy Fallon, check out the responses he got when he asked people to #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

jimmy fallon, fired, funny tweets, job, twitter, work | tweet by Jayme Really @JaymeMckenna #HowlGotFired went work one day and my manager explained our meeting previous day, while sleeping, she had fired.
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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

Yikes. We've got some real foodisaster winners up in here! 

To be fair, cooking can rather difficult and most people should be practicing their skills (you know who you are!), 'cause practice makes perfect!

On the other hand... a lot of these just seem like common sense. 

Either way, we thoroughly enjoyed reading these and are thankful that even though we aren't that great of cooks... we know not to dump a can of spaghetti sauce into the boiling water. 


funny food men tweets cooking twitter lol wtf yikes disaster cringe | tweet by Natalie Hess @hess_natalie Replying cottoncandaddy once asked my bf open jar spaghetti sauce and turned around he pouring into boiling pasta water
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

If you're a woman, sometimes your ovaries will scream "WANT!" at you, when you come across a cute baby. That is known as baby fever. 

However, sometimes, you're not ready for such a thing and need to be reminded of that. So, we're here to save you. 

You're quite welcome.

Here are 19 tweets that will help you remember that kids are not always as magical as Instagram portrays them to constantly be! Here is the real, unspeakable side to parenting. 

funny tweets kids babies baby fever parents parenting lol twitter relatable | Steve @papaneedscoffee 2y.o eating his lunch Papa's coffee hot Yeah baby 's hot, don't touch 2y.o blow on Papa at this point witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt blow on my freshly made coffee, only spit half eaten chicken nugget straight into 164K 4:09 PM Jan 28, 2020
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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Sesame Street is a children's television series filled with great educational messages. And even though it debuted over 50 years ago, kids everywhere (and parents) still watch the beloved children's show.

And even though parents do watch it with their kids, many will say it is absolutely the ban of their existence. With those high-pitched character voices, songs that feel like someone is drilling into your ear-hole, and just nonstop confusing backstories. 

Luckily, the parents of today have Twitter to express their true feelings. (Sorry parents of yesterday, we truly do feel your pain)


sesame streets parents tweets parenting kids lol relatable funny twitter | tweet by SpacedMom @copymama Every parent is basically Oscar Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living trash can.
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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

Parents -- They're are just like us! Err, just with kids.. 

And when it comes to Netflix, there might not be a more loving and supporting Netflix crowd than parents. 

Many parents have admitted to the fact that Netflix does play a large role in their daily life -- or at the very least have tweeted about it. 

Here are 22 tweets from parents on their undying love for Netflix (and honestly, same):



netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020
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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Honesty is an important virtue that a majority of parents try to instill on their young ones, so they can grow to be well-rounded individuals. 

Not these parents, of course. 

Just kidding, we know a little white lie never hurt anyone! In fact, some lies can end up benefiting the kid and their poor, exhausted parents. So what's the harm? Plus, it's kind of freakin' hilarious.

Here is a collection of ridiculous lies that parents have convinced their kids were truths: 

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked
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Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

Seriously? Why do women need their own pink glue sticks? How is that going to help anyone anywhere?

Here is a Twitter thread, by user @themouseyouknow, on completely and ridiculous products that have for some reason been given genders. 

There's even a Twitter account, @genderproducts, dedicated to "collecting discoveries of unnecessarily gendered products from Twitter and around the world."

tweets gender products wtf funny lol why weird twitter men woman | tweet by themouseyouknow unnecessarily gendered products, a thread: the 2 genders man and apricot. FOR YOU shampoo for men, FOR YOU shampoo apricot
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30-Year-Old Aging Tropes That Turned Out To Be True (Tweets)

Twitter user, @exfatalist, asked the 30-year-old's of Twitter, "what is something about aging you always thought was a trope but turned out to be true?"

As one user wrote, "straight up forgetting years." 

Years? I can barely recall an entire decade! 

Have something to add to this list? Share it with us in the comments below! 


aging 30 tweets true funny sad life twitter | tweet by exfatalist Hey, Over 30 Twitter something about aging always thought trope but turned out be true? l'll go first: random backaches simply *existing* after three decades suboptimal posture
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Twitter Thread Of Users Revealing Their Worst Interview

Oh man, oh man! So many great 'worst' interview stories were shared in a Twitter thread created by Harriet Williamson

We can't pick a favorite, we love them all equally. 

Please share your worst interview stories with us -- we seriously can't get enough. 

funny tweets worst interview lol interview twitter | tweet by so_bad_ass went an interview really hungover interviewer came meet and show room, she held out her hand guiding way my hungover state stood up and held her hand! Both us were too embarrassed let go so walked interview room hand hand.
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