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Woman Gets Roasted And Toasted On Twitter After Posting About Healthy Vs Unhealthy Food Prices

Food insecurity is a real issue in the US. Depending on your age, budget, and location, the kinds of food you have access to can be extremely different. In most major cities you can find a wide variety of cheap meals, and bargain prices even on healthy foods. But if you live in a more rural area, unless you are lucky enough to have a garden or farm nearby, the closest place to grab food might be a Mcdonald's or a little gas station.

Twitter user @dremilyportermd struck a conversation online about the major food price differences between her local grocery store and her local Mcdonald's. Some people support her assertions, but other people have strong counter-arguments.

Woman Gets Roasted And Toasted On Twitter After Posting About Healthy Vs Unhealthy Food Prices| thumbnail text - Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd ... I just got a double cheeseburger, small fries and large Diet Coke at McDonald's for $3.25 so please stop fat shaming or blaming the single mom of 2 working for $7.25/hour for her "unhealthy choices" or high blood pressure when non-organic raspberries are $8.96/pound at Walmart. 10:27 PM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,147 Retweets 277 Quot
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

Twitter is a place where women can really go to show how freaking hilarious they are. I'm serious, it is so easy to find cleverly written Tweets by women every week. They never cease to amaze us. The most hilarious part of it is that there are still people desperately going around asserting that women aren't funny. Hard to know what kind of women they are surrounded by, but I bet those ladies are roasting these idiots behind their backs. Keep going queens, you're doing great.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes
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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)

It is super exciting to learn new things. The world is full of things we do not understand yet, and it is those who are unapologetically curious that end up with the most valuable knowledge. We gain knowledge through experiences, through research, and course from word of mouth. The only time it's not fun to gain new info is when there is some chad mansplaining you something he knows absolutely nothing about. Yep, in these cases, most of us could live without that 'knowledge.'

Now, enjoy the best mansplaining tweets we saw this week.

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)| thumbnail text - dirt prince @pants_leg teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you're an idiot restingbaeface i feel this in my soul
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

That moment when you realize something completely life-changing is honestly better than any drug I've dried. It literally feels like a brain blast from Jimmy Neutron and it's so satisfying. I feel like the older we get, we get less and less of these moments, but it's crazy every time. Children are the lucky ones because they are just beginning to understanding the world, and boy do they make some hilarious realizations.

If you have kids, or you just want a bit of that 'brain blast' nostalgia, you'll love these tweets!

funny tweets from parents about their kids making life-changing realizations | thumbnail text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 21, 2021)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and certainly none worse than the women of Twitter. Men should know that when they piss off a woman who has a Twitter following, they might as well have arranged their public execution. Men, beware of the wrath of women, stop being annoying jerks and be better overall humans, k? Thanks. Anyway, here are this week's funniest women roasting men tweets for your entertainment. You. Are. Welcome.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - can be long lost pal @PallaviGunalan men keep saying women need lower our standards but every single one our rules, like at disneyland created because specific guy got weird think WANTED add "doesn't hump mascots my list 5:09 PM Apr 15, 2021 Twitter Web App 1,759 Retweets 45 Quote Tweets 21.9K Likes
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Saucy Memes For Those Of Us Who Are Just A Little Too Obsessed With Ourselves

Having self-confidence is extremely important. You're stuck with yourself for your whole life so you might as well like yourself. People tend to gravitate towards people who are confident as well. However, there is a line between being secure with one's self and being obsessed with looking in the mirror. Really, it not such a big issue, some of us just really love the view of our own faces.

If you ever wonder if you are a little too into your own vibe, you might relate to these memes.

Saucy Memes For Those Of Us Who Are Just A Little Too Obsessed With Ourselves| Thumbnail text - do you ever just look at yourself in snapchat front camera and just stare and thats it ATJIOA
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Delicious Tweets About Legally Blonde Which Really 'Snapped'

Simply put, Legally Blonde is, and will forever be, iconic. But we all knew that. What you might not have already known is that it's been exactly 20 years since it was released! It's now becoming clearer than ever that this movie was seriously ahead of its time. A female protagonist who seeks further education whilst consistently sticking to who she is. She changed for no man! It's basically the opposite storyline as Sandra Dee's in Grease. Sorry, but it's true.

Before you rewatch Legally Blonde for the 50th time, let's enjoy these spot-on tweets.

Delicious Tweets About Legally Blonde Which Really 'Snapped'| thumbnail text - arttop @Z_ninetales Paulette from Legally Blonde is an icon for 5 key reasons – "I'm taking the dog, dumbass" is all 5
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Astrology Tweets Which Are Super Funny For People Who Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)

Astrologers are everywhere these days. You might not know this yet but the best place to get the tea on the current attitude of the stars and the moon is via Twitter. If you're unfamiliar with this world, there are people who supplying non-stop advice on horoscopes and it's genuinely hard not to find it all hilarious when you know nothing about astrology.

Depending on your interest, these tweets can either make you feel like you are learning something new and exciting about the world, or they can make you worried that some people simply have way too much time on their hands. Whatever the case may be, enjoy!

Astrology Tweets Which Are Actually Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms you piss a #Virgo off, you can forget about that treat they were planning to give you tonight. If 1:58 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Astrologyzo 141 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 891 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 18, 2021)

Being a parent is probably the most challenging and most unforgiving job there is. It's 24/7, and your kids aren't even grateful for what you do for them most of the time. But, we don't do it for the thank you's; we do it because we love our kids. Right? So when you're feeling overworked and underpaid, a good old vent might make you feel better. Luckily, Twitter serves as a platform for parents to vent their woes, frustrations, and funny quips about their kids. Here are the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, which will brighten up your day with some humor and might make you feel less alone in your own parenting struggles. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes
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Relationship Memes For Those Of Us Who Love To Pick Fights

Being in a relationship comes with many ups and downs, and each phase progressively brings the both of you closer together. It's definitely a journey. Sometimes everything just seems to be going too right for some time though, and that's when our drama-instigator powers start tingling. There's no going back from that point.

It's a good thing they love you because IDK who else could handle it all. Just kidding! Just trying to start drama.

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy these Tweets!

Relationship Memes For Those Of Us Who Love To Pick Fights| thumbnail text - Brea Simone Follow @BreaSimone Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go. Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him.
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Procrastination Memes For Anyone Who Should Definitely Be Doing Something Else Right Now

Everybody has their own delicate relationship with procrastination. Who has the time to do things right as they are assigned? We are humans after all, not robots. When something isn't due for weeks, it is so difficult, to sum up, the energy to start early. Perhaps that is the key to success... But it is simply a fact that a lot of us seem to be doing just fine waiting until the absolute last minute. So why change what's not broken? If you relate, these memes are for you.

Procrastination Memes For Anyone Who Should Definitely Be Doing Something Else Right Now| thumbnail text - scottwesierski Follow @scottwesierski *Watches Netflix happily* *Remembers homework/exams/responsibilities* *Watches Netflix stressfully* 5:15 AM - 10 Jan 2014 27 138 O 274
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Relationships can be challenging, but it makes things a little easier when you can vent about it on Twitter. And you can bet that whatever frustrations you're going through in your relationship, someone else is experiencing the same thing in theirs. Each week we collect the funniest relationship tweets we could find over the past seven days, and these are just as funny as last week's collection. With any luck, they'll make you feel a little less alone with your own love-related struggles.  



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes
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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 14, 2021)

Mansplaining has become a completely routine part of life. To be fair it has always been around, but the only difference now is that women have become empowered to call men out on it. And boy does it feel good to tell a dude he is mansplaining. A man's view on the concept of 'mansplaining' can be very telling of how woke he really is. If you call him out and he says, "Oops, my bad," there's still hope, but if he hits you with the, "There should be woMANsplaining too," Run.

Here are the most iconic mansplaining Tweets we saw this week.

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 14, 2021)| thumbnail text - That one chicc from the internet ... @PrisonCookies I think the reason men burn more calories a day than women is because of all the mansplaining they do 3:08 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Steamy Tweets About Hot Chocolate All The Cocoa Addicts Out There

As a non-coffee drinker (I know, shock horror, we do exist!), hot chocolate is my hot beverage of choice. And there's nothing I love more than a steaming cup of hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows. My waistline says otherwise, but whatevs. And it seems like I'm not alone. This collection of tweets from fellow hot chocolate lovers prove that hot chocolate far superior to coffee and I'm prepared to die on that hill.

steamy relatable tweets about hot chocolate | thumbnail text - miss hoes ... @prettyv1rgo yes i'm too good for hot chocolate made with water 9:03 PM Dec 20, 2018 Twitter for iPhone 15.9K Retweets 531 Quote Tweets 44.4K Likes
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Actors Who Really 'Understood The Assignment,' Twitter's Newest Meme Format

There are a lot of amazing actors out there, some of them, however, have one very successful role and that becomes all that they are recognized for cough cough, Ferris Bueller, cough cough. There are other movie stars that are able to completely transform themselves into every role that comes their way, sometimes to the point that you forget who the actor even was in the first place.

The newest way to explain how some actors just 'get it,' is by tweeting some of their famous roles and saying, 'They UNDERSTOOD the assignment.' It might not make sense to you now, but, rest assured, after you see a couple of these, it'll start to make sense.

Actors Who Really 'Understood The Assignment,' Twitter's Newest Meme Format| thumbnail text - - peanut @eyysalii no SHE always understood the assignment
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