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Men Who Tried To Look Tough, But Ended Up Looking Like Idiots Instead

Toxic masculinity is a curse that has plagued humanity since day one. Whether it was cavemen hitting each other over the head with clubs to prove who was the strongest or todays' society telling us that men shouldn't cry, it doesn't bring anything positive to the world. Sometimes men want to fight just for the sake of fighting, and although it's evident that they're doing it as an outlet for some issue they haven't yet dealt with, it's not a good look. Trying to be the tough guy, resorting to violence, or being verbally aggressive will almost always make you look like a total fool and literally the opposite of the tough guy you're trying to be. So, here is a gallery of guys who tried and failed miserably at being Mr. Tough Guy.

Men Who Tried To Look Tough, But Ended Up Looking Like Idiots Instead | thumbnail text - got so angry and punched a hole through this dry wall... literally NO ONE HMU I am so angry "Riggs" O @RiggsBarstool Some dude just called me a p 'ssy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fIcking sun?
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Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets

So, we don't know if you've already heard, it's not like there was an overwhelming amount of news coverage about it or something, but for some unknown reason the CEO of Amazon just launched his little body into space. If you're anything like us, your first response was probably something along the lines of, "Okay, but WTF?" It's the natural reaction we think. Who knows, maybe he made some amazing discovery during his brief time in space, or maybe this proves some people just don't know how to spend their money... At all.

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets| Thumbnail text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Would be more impressed if Bezos could last 11 minutes on a Spirit flight 5:14 PM · 7/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 827 Likes
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Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity

Mansplaining is nothing new. I bet there were smelly cave men who incessantly mansplained fire to cave women when they were already using it to cook their every meal. "No simple woman, you don't understand, it's hot, and red, and it hurts when you touch it." We can only hope that they were eventually roasted... figuratively and/or literally.

Anywho, at least these days the ruthless mansplainers get called out on Twitter and it's hella entertaining for the rest of us.

Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity| thumbnail text - sam | blm @SamuhlA2215 Dude at work just mansplained to me what a garage was 4:41 AM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4 Likes
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This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and of course, each gender will claim that the other one is more annoying. But let's be honest, men are a tiiiiiny bit more annoying than women. Haha, just kidding. Men are so much more annoying—infinitely more annoying, in fact, and the women of Twitter know it. So it's that time of the week again when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for your convenience. It's a time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on; you know you love it!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes
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Celebs And Famous Brands Get Called Out On Twitter For Being Unrelatable AF

It's can be to not idolize big celebrities and obsess over certain brands. Sometimes they can be so damn talented and lovable. But you can't help but get a little disappointed when you realize they're not actually all that relatable. Some people have been famous for so long that they become irreversibly removed from regular society, and there's will just be very instances where you look at their Tweets and go, "Omg, me." That's showbiz baby.

Famous Celebs And Brands Get Called Out On Twitter For Being Unrelatable AF| thumbnail text - U.Komp @Stripping4Jesus live Syria and this story gave strength carry on. Thank sharing her story Access @accessonline KendallJenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes more before hitting MetGala red carpet. Now is bravery ahwd.tv/ EzCnvf
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

Everyone knows that dads and their jokes are super cringe-worthy. On the other hand, they are precious, and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans every week. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes
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Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and wit, which they manage to condense into 280 characters or fewer. It's a skill that we don't take lightly, and we hope you don't either! So, here are this week's funniest women tweets, and here are last week's in case you missed them. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes
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Astrology Tweets That Are Completely Off The Rails Yet Completely True

Ah, astrology. You either hate it or you love it. The funny thing is that there are equally as many people posting on Twitter about how horoscope lovers are a major turn-off as there are people who post that hating astrology is not a character trait in itself. But however you feel about the stars, these Tweets are objectively hilarious. If you believe in it, take from these what you will. If you wouldn't be found dead at a tarot reading, just enjoy the chaotic energy that can be easily found in the astrology section of Twitter.

Astrology Tweets That Both Are Off The Rails Yet Completely True| thumbnail text - $ @makeupbyshani. guys the way i found my actual birth time this week n im really a libra rising not virgo? nothing is real
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Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

Parenting isn't the easiest gig in the world— any parent will attest to that. But somehow, just as you thought you didn't have any more patience left for your kids and they'd driven you crazier than you thought possible, they do something super cute that makes you fall in love all over again. But let's be honest, the majority of the time, they're just little sh*ts who make you lose your mind. So for those parents who are clearly hanging on by a thread, or even those who seem to have it together but are secretly losing their minds, these funny parenting tweets are for you. Hopefully, they'll make you feel less alone in the struggles of parenting and make you realize that every single child is also a little terror sometimes, not just yours.


funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes
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People Proving That Getting Down On One Knee Isn't The Only Way To Propose

Most things in life have a traditional and non-traditional way to go about them. Proposals are no different, and getting down on one knee has been the way to do it since the dawn of time. OK, fine, it's probably a pretty modern concept, but it's still the socially accepted way of asking someone to marry you. But, who likes sticking to a cookie-cutter method when there are so many other creative ways you can express your undying love and commitment to the person you want to spend your life with? Whether it's pulling off an elaborate plan or just being spontaneous and creative in the moment, there are plenty of ways to propose. These people show us all the non-traditional ways that you can do so that don't involve bending down on one knee.  Do you have a non-traditional engagement story? We would love to hear it.

People Proving That Getting Down On One Knee Isn't The Only Way To Propose | thumbnail text - Barry "Baz" Shuster @BarryShuster Replying to @JDGreysonwrites and @cathieshooter I proposed in 60 feet of water offshore Cozumel, Mexico by writing the question on a slate while scuba diving. She damned near drowned. 3:18 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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People Who Are Extremely Skilled In The Art Of Roasting Themselves

Not everybody knows how to laugh at themselves. Sometimes we can become so hyper-focused on perfection and productivity that we forget to take a step back and relish in our silly mistakes. Obviously, it's not healthy to nit-pick at every little thing we f*ck up, that would just be toxic and straight-up exhausting. Basically, we just shouldn't be taking ourselves so seriously all the time, deep down we're all clueless, so we might as well enjoy our brain-farts.

People Who Are Extremely Skilled In The Art Of Roasting Themselves| thumbnail text - THE BEST MOVIE LINES facebook.com/Thebestmoveinei When I asked Quentin how he want us to play 2 ageing movie guys who were on their way out, He said 'Just be yourselves'
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Relationship Nuggets Of Wisdom That Remind Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

The thing about being in love is that it's not always marshmallows and flowers. Sometimes your significant other can drive you crazy, literally making you want to kill them. But then we wonder what would happen if they left... could we bear to be without them? Aah, love — you can't live with it, you can't live without it. And so this complicated thing that we call love that pulls on our heartstrings messes with our head, and sometimes, just sometimes gives us the best feeling in the world, is very hard to articulate in a few words. But, somehow, Twitter users manage to sum up the trials and tribulations of love in 280 characters or fewer, time and time again. And so, dear readers, welcome to your latest version of the funniest relationship tweets that we saw over the past seven days.



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Funniest Twitter Photoshops Of The Sex And The City Reboot

The recent news of the Sex and the City reboot coming to HBO Max is causing controversy everywhere. For the most part, people can't wait for the 10-episode revival, titled And Just Like That... to hit our screens, to see what our iconic cast members are up to now. But some people are pissed off, perturbed, and straight-up not happy. Why? Because Kim Cattrall, aka Samantha Jones, is rumored to be the only cast member not returning. Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis will have to carry the torch of the famous four without Kim, and fans are divided. So when Cynthia Nixon tweeted a teaser poster to get the fans excited about the upcoming release, people took the opportunity to photoshop Samatha's replacement with hilarious results. Here are some of the funniest photoshop attempts.


Funniest Twitter Photoshops Of The Sex And The City Reboot | thumbnail text - Brett Coughlin @CoughlinBrett The Sex and the City movie is going to be awesome. #SATC 12:33 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Justin Randall ... @imjustinrandall And then I realized, with New York City under water, was my love life drowning too? 3:51 AM Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter

Mansplainers never fail to amaze us. Their diligence is honestly inspiring. If they put the same amount of effort into something a bit more selfless, like charity work, imagine the things they could accomplish? Alas, they prefer to spend their time bothering innocent people with their unsolicited opinion. At least Twitter keeps them accountable these days. Mansplainers beware, Twitter users are not afraid to roast tf out of you.

Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter| thumbnail text - PAL Christina Cauterucci ... @c_cauterucci "Mario mansplaining soccer to a slice of pizza" was not on my list of things i expected to see at the Euro final
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People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work

We're all taught to work smarter and not harder because time is valuable, and we've all got better things to do, right? Sometimes, working smarter means taking shortcuts that could look dishonest on the surface level, but hey, if people are none the wiser, does it matter? Like, does it reaaaaally matter? These people tweeted about the scams they pulled off at work so they could work smarter and not harder, and quite frankly, they're genius! So take some inspiration and see if you can hack your jobs, too, like these geniuses.



People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work | thumbnail text - Hustle Minhaj (Rohit) ... @rohshah07 Guys, what's a random scam you pulled off at work? A client once found our 30 page report too long. So I reduced the font size by 2 points and the report was 22 pages. He saw it and was like "guys this is fantastic" 5:54 PM · Jun 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 631 Retweets 116 Quote Tweets 7,060 Likes
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Snarkiest Memes In Response To England Losing Euro 2020 To Italy

Whether or not you are interested in soccer, or football, you have to admit that the Euro Championship is kinda a big deal. Don't want to spoil it for you in case you missed it, but if you touched Twitter or Reddit, there's no way you didn't already see that Italy absolutely crushed England. More figurately than literally though, considering it was only one goal that made the difference. But we're not going to sit here and pretend we know about soccer, we do know a good snarky meme when we see one though, and we have plenty of those to share with y'all.

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