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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 22, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | @ohlusts If u think girls are dramatic never seen guy lose video game
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Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

If you're a Jeff Goldblum fan and you love pop tarts, then you've hit a goldmine. Rachel Clayton has found all the times Jeff Goldblum dressed like the different varieties of pop tarts and honestly it might be one of the best things on the internet. Grab a pop tart, pull up a chair and enjoy!

jeff goldblum doppelganger pop tart twitter lookalike funny tweet | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) PER1 PAI Pop. arts toaster pasiries Frosted Chocolate Fudge 8:02 PM Apr 14, 2019 Twitter iPhone 7.6K Retweets 20.9K Likes
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Landlords From Hell Being Shamed Online For Bad Attitudes

During these difficult times many people are finding themselves out of a job and unable to pay their rent as normal. Some landlords have been kind, understanding and reasonable, allowing late, partial or deferred rent payments. Others, unfortunately, have not and their tenants have taken to shaming their landlords online for their despicable behavior during the pandemic. Check out just how insensitive some of these landlords are, below. 

landlord hell evict pandemic twitter reddit bad eviction coronavirus online shame | Thursday, March 19, 2020 need move out by end day. Thanks. 9:44 AM Bro literally have nowhere go during this just got laid off
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People's Awkward Moments That Were Far Too Painful

Life is full of awkward moments. The ones where you wish the ground would swallow you up and then desperately try to forget what just happened. Or, in the case of these individuals, you tweet them and then pretend they didn't happen. Here are some of Twitter's most awkward, cringe-worthy moments that will have you feeling so sorry for these individuals. 

awkward moments twitter funny people painful socially awkward | Calen @calen_ am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.
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Parents' Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Kids (Tweets)

And when we say nonstop, we mean nonstop. Trade lawyer, @scottlincicome, tweeted "Nobody tells you parenthood is basically an infinite series of petty negotiations," and it struck a chord in many parents who then shared their own recent petty negotiations with their kids.

funny tweets parenting kids | Jacob Nosal Follow @JacobNosal Replying scottlincicome my son turned 2 found out do fact, negotiate with terrorists. 4:43 PM 8 Jul 2019
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 15, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Marc @MarcSnetiker My friend just said tonight her boyfriend quietly got up couch, went into kitchen, measured out all ingredients make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on couch, ate quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one
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Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

Justin Timberlake was recently interviewed on SiriusXM's "The Morning Mash Up" about how quarantine has affected his family life. The singer and his wife Jessica Biel, have moved to a house in Montana with their 5-year-old son Silas, to protect themselves from coronavirus. His reply to the inquiry was "We're mostly commiserating over the fact that just 24-hour parenting is just not human" and as you can imagine, it was met with some less-than-favorable responses from the internet. People were pretty upset that the star, who has an estimated net worth of $250 million, was finding it hard to be quarantined with one child in a huge house surrounded by beautiful and scenic natural views. Some jumped to his defense, but most were livid. Here's how it went down. 

justin timberlake parenting twitter quarantine coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets isolation sympathy | krp @KayArePea Replying 1followernodad parenting toddler by myself, trying simultaneously do and work home, and somehow expected hold together while my income cut by 75 sincerely want them both punched face immediately.
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 7, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men and of course, the main theme is all things coronavirus. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | CJ @TrillCJ nominate 10 women learn listen Holls @hkapowski nominate 10 men say something worth listening
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Funny Video Meeting Mishaps From The Last Few Weeks

We might be going through forced lockdown, but technology has allowed us to keep in touch with friends, family, and coworkers. Although it's not quite the same as seeing someone face to face, it's the next best thing and has meant that many people have continued to hold meetings over platforms such as Zoom and go about business as 'usual'. But sometimes, technology can get the better of us and bite us in the but when we least expect it. Check out these people who got truly owned by video conferencing tools during COVID-19. 

tweets video conference funny home office coronavirus zoom twitter | distracted boyfriend SIVA VAIDHYANATHAN @sivavaid New Zoom background.
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Accurate Tweets Summing Up Social Distancing For Introverts

In the new age of social distancing, extroverts everywhere are freaking out about being told they have to stay home as much as possible. Not being able to go to parties or hang out with friends? That's their idea of hell. But for others — yes, the introverts among us — this time is bliss. Forced to stay inside with our thoughts, watch TV and not interact with anyone else? Yes, please! What the extroverts are calling quarantine, the introverts are calling it a regular (albeit extended)  Saturday night, and they're thrilled about it. These texts show just how excited the introverts are about social distancing and how unexcited they are for it to end. 

tweets accurate introverts social distance twitter funny | Daniel Howell @danielhowell 'social distancing' please been training pandemic my entire life introverts rise up finally valid
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Face-palm Texts Parents Are Sending During Quarantine

Parents are pretty bad with technology at the best of times, but when it comes to COVID-19, parents are stepping it up a notch. Whether it's cracking some good ol' dad jokes, or sharing pictures of panicking when you don't reply to their text for two whole minutes, it seems the pandemic is really bringing out the worst in parents texting etiquette. Check out some of these hilarious texts people have been sent by their parents - pure comedy gold!

funny texts parents quarantine coronavirus memes twitter | Samantha Quek @SamanthaQuek Just read this text my Dad Today 15:59 Just heads up, if get an email Department Health saying not eat tinned pork and ham because contains Covid-19 ignore s spam.
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Kevin Porter Asks Twitter To Roast Ellen Degeneres And Donates Charity In Return

Celebs are doing all sorts of great things to raise money for Coronavirus relief these days. Whether it's donating to local food banks or providing medical supplies to hospitals, times like this show just how much good you can do with a big following. Kevin Porter decided to jump on the bandwagon, but his method was rather... unique. His tweet requested people to provide insane stories about Ellen Degeneres being mean, promising to match each one with a $2 donation to @LAFoodBank. Here's what happened...

Kevin Porter charity Ellen twitter roast money donations kindness coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets | Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter Right now all need little kindness know, like Ellen Degeneres always talks about! She's also notoriously one meanest people alive Respond this with most insane stories heard about Ellen being mean l'll match every one w 2 LAFoodBank
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Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

As time goes on, quarantine is kind of losing its thrill. Sure, being forced to stay at home and do nothing all day sounded like fun and games at the beginning, with most people embracing the opportunity to stay in PJs all day and drink margaritas at 3 pm if they so wished. But now everyone's struggling to keep themselves entertained and Jimmy Fallon is here to show how desperate people are getting. His latest hashtag challenge #ImSoBoredI asked people to tell him a funny thing they've done to pass the time in quarantine, and as usual, the answers don't disappoint. From running ketchup taste tests to writing fan fiction stories starring neighborhood squirrels, here are some of the funniest ways people have been keeping themselves occupied during the quarantine. 

Jimmy Fallon hashtag Challenge twitter funny coronavirus covid-19 quarantine | jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon 's time Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us funny thing done pass time quarantine, and tag with #ImSoBoredl. Could be on show! | Elise @mills_elise Replying jimmyfallon #ImSoBoredlI cooked full three course meal, and ate all by myself whilst pretending on cooking show won.
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A Bunch Of Dark But Chuckle-Worthy Comics

You know it, I know it, we're sick of Corona content. So here's something a little different, in the form of comics! These comics made by Eat The Rich make fun of everyday situations in a cute and endearing, yet sarcastic way. Here are some of the funniest, but if you like these, check out the rest on their Instagram page. 

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Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

We all know that the world is upside down right now and with access to unlimited information about the current situation, it's easy to get bogged down in endless articles about it all. But sometimes, less is more. A tweet asking people to "Describe 2020 to someone who has been in a coma since the day before the 2016 election, using only 5 words" might help you get all the information you need, in a much more concise way. Give it a try!

tweet 2020 coma patient coronavirus covid-19 coma 2016 election patient | Travis Akers @travisakers Describe 2020 someone who has been coma since day before 2016 election, using only 5 words. | Dr. Jack Brown @DrGJackBrown Replying travisakers 's plural Apocalypse?
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Dating and Relationships Tweets In Our New Reality

The world is changing before our very eyes, and with that, so is love. Here are some all-too-relatable tweets about love and romance in the time of COVID-19, about dating, isolation, and marriage. It's all turned upside down and we wonder if love will ever be the same again after this 

dating relationship tweets love cornavirus covid-19 romance couple twitter | sarah @sarahhiixo on lockdown but only one wanna lockdown
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