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Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable

Therapy is amazing. We love therapy here. But we also recognize that once you open pandora's box, there is no going back. Anyone who has gone to therapy has had that, "OMG my life isn't boring, I'm severely f**ked up! Awesome!" It's just a necessary line to cross in order for progress to be made.

The nice thing is that everyone who attends therapy kind of shares an inside joke between them. Once you hear someone say, "Oh yeah, my therapist said..." it's like a breath of fresh air. You realize that they're also in the club, and now your goal can be to make such an impact on them that they talk about you with their therapist. Just kidding of course.

If you also love to hate therapy, these Tweets may just speak to you.

Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable| thumbnail text - Vi @HonestlyVi Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized
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Painfully Relatable Tweets That Sum Of The Struggles Of Being Introverted

When someone is introverted it can be very hard for them to find people they relate to because, well, they're not exactly the people who enjoy escaping their comfort zone and striking conversations with new people. But introverts are literally everywhere, and they experience a lot of the same struggles, if they don't happen to come across people in their day-to-day who fully understand them, well, luckily we have Twitter to connect each one.

If you would rather rip your eyes out than make an appointment over the phone, you may relate to these tweets.

Painfully Relatable Tweets That Sum Of The Struggles Of Being Introverted| thumbnail text - Northern Lights Follow @PinkCamoTO I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free. 6:11 PM - 19 Mar 2014 6 17 2,246 3,141
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 7, 2021)

Both men and women put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and each one thinks the other is a little bit more annoying than themselves. But if we're honest — and we always are with you — men win, hands down. And women know it, which is why they can tweet about it so well. Welcome to your weekly batch of women roasting men tweets, where women unleash all their pent-up frustration on the men in their lives. Twitter is the place to be when it comes to seeing a ruthless roasting, and no one does it better than women. 



funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes
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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 6, 2021)

Mansplaining is an ongoing phenomenon that is apparently highly contagious. People as young as 3 have apparently been caught mansplaining. I don't know about you but this is slightly worrying to me. But what is even scarier is to imagine a world without mansplaining. Oof, the thought of it gives me shivers. How would women develop thoughts without men mansplaining every single thing to them? What's the point? Women would be so lost, so vulnerable.

No worries though, mansplaining isn't going anywhere anytime soon. So for now, let's just enjoy these ridiculous tweets from people who have given up giving af about it.

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 6, 2021)| thumbnail text - An English Human @English_Channel Artist depiction of 'mansplaining'
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People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them

Half of our job as children is to disappoint our parents. It's in our nature, what better is there a way to show them that we love them? We simply need to make embarrassing mistakes so that when we don't severely f**k something up, they can be proud! Do you see? Genius. This is what growing up is all about. Life is much more bearable when you realize that your parents are just people who decided to get down and dirty and bring more people into this world. There are definitely some boundaries that I prefer to keep with my parents, but they definitely get crossed on the regular. Oh well.

If you've ever thought to yourself, "Damn, I'm a disappointment," you might relate to these Tweets.

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them| thumbnail text - 288 D Dad > Today 6:21 PM Do you have 3 nose rings now? Yes sir! Delivered When will it end
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Man Thinks Abs On Women Are 'Gross,' Here Are Some Of Twitter's Iconic Responses

It really is amazing how much men think we really care about what they think. It's truly the audacity for me. Haven't we all agreed as a society that women barely adjust their appearance for the likes of men? Some of y'all really still think we dye our hair, try out new trends, work on our figures for men? That's rich. I think all women who read his comment can agree that now is the perfect time to start bodybuilding. I've never had more motivation to get ripped than right now.

Luckily, the academics of Twitter had our backs, and if Richard's post made you uncomfortable, you will love these clap backs.

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 5, 2021)

Every parent will attest that raising kids is a Herculean task and not one for the weak. So, when things inevitably get tough, having a good sense of humor will make the parenting journey a lot more bearable. The funny dads of Twitter know a thing or two about this, and they take parenting with a pinch of salt, a splash of vodka, and a whole lot of humor. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes
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Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits

Although the talk of the town recently has been more centered around the Millennial vs Generation Z war, the boomers sure still get their fair share of roasting. They're not quite off the hook yet either unfortunately. How could they be though? They are so damn corny. And it will never not be entertaining to watch them deal with technology as if its their direct enemy. There is no "Ok, Boomer" without real life boomers, and for that, they are iconic.

If you know any boomers, which you most definitely do, you might find this Twitter thread relatable.

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits| thumbnail text - A dumber Drew Carey @RealCompuNerd Boomers love saying "let's see if I can do this." as if taking their iphone off speakerphone is emergency landing an aircraft 12:50 AM · Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Who Unlocked A New Level Of Petty When Trying To Get Back At Their S/O

When you've been with someone for a long time, you can really discover their pet-peeves. You gradually learn the best ways to mess with them if they cross you. It's a natural consequence of being extremely close with someone. If your significant other is also your best friend the pranks only get more vicious, and hey, that's just what love is. I don't make the rules sorry.

If you also have a list of ways to get revenge on your partner currently stored in the back of your brain, you might find this list of Tweets both relatable and tactical.

People Who Unlocked A New Level Of Petty When Trying To Get Back At Their Significant Other| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring. 12:00 AM · Jan 21, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone
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Embarrassingly Inaccurate Things Americans Posted On The Internet

Hey, we have all learned our lesson the hard way that what you put on the internet is permanent. Some of us have accidentally posted less-than-desirable selfies, sent a DM to the completely wrong person, or had a friend upload a super embarrassing video of us that nearly went viral. You cannot control the internet, it works in mysterious ways.

One thing is for sure though, some Americans really have a way with words. Sometimes they can't help but expose their... lack of worldliness whenever they post (with much confidence) some serious BS. We American's know that they are not the majority, but it still can be really embarrassing. Maybe this list can be used as motivation to increase funding for public schools? Just a thought.

Embarrassingly Inaccurate Things Americans Posted On The Internet| thumbnail text - Panama has gun control and it's wonderful. 15 m Like Reply go to panama if you want this is America 14 m Like Reply I am in Panama. This is FB. 13 m Like Reply
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Funny And Brutally Honest Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Artwork

Every child believes they are an artist in the making, and every parentknows that their kid can't draw for sh*t. Part of the parenting package is to keep up that facade for as long as possible, making your kid believe they are the next Picasso to boost their little self-esteem. But in tandem, parents also try getting away with throwing out as many of their kids' pictures as possible unnoticed, to avoid tantrums. Because there are only so many illegible drawings, you can have on the fridge before it just looks ugly and since you own the fridge, surely you should get a say on what's on it, right? These hilarious tweetssum up the brutally honest reviews parents have of their kids' artwork. 

funny and brutally honest tweets from parents about their kids' artwork | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous. 6:51 PM · Jul 6, 2016 Twitter for Android 655 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 4,215 Likes
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Funny Tweets About Meals People Eat When They've Hit Rock Bottom

It's been quite a year, and many of the ordinary day-to-day activities we used to do have taken a back seat as we struggle through our bizarre new reality. It turns out, one of those things was the simple act of cooking dinner, which seems to have become way too arduous for the general public. Because let's be honest, after a long day of work and looking after the kids, who has time to cook anything fancier than a bowl of spaghetti hoops? And that's on a good day. These hilarious tweets reveal just how over it people have become with cooking dinner over the past year, showcasing the alternatives they've come up with instead. As it turns out, it doesn't take a lot to reach rock bottom. Please tell me I'm not the only one who relates to these?




funny tweets about what meals people make when they hit rock bottom | thumbnail text - rose @rose_marie333 just ate microwavable fried rice out of a festive reindeer coffee cup and cooked my last 3 pizza rolls on top. not bad for rock bottom. 3:22 AM · Mar 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 5, 2021)

Having a bad day? The funny women of Twitter will boost your mood. Having a great day? They'll make it even better. Why? Because no one's musings about life are more humorous than women's, who provide endless entertainment with their hilarious quips and complaints about everyday life. From telling us their outlook on the harsh realities of love, parenting, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter are here to give us our weekly dose of laughs. Welcome to this week's batch of funniest tweets written by women, which are as amusing as last week's haul.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes
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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 4, 2021)

Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone who speaks a completely different language than you? You both do your best to understand each other, you might try some exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements, but it gets very frustrating very fast. Well, this is kind of how it can feel talking to someone who depends on their entire life on their birth chart. Once they get into it, you can do your best to make sense of it, but really the deeper they go, the more complex it gets. 

At the end of the day, these people do basically speak a whole different language, and it's not even an entirely useless one considering millions of people really do follow astrology every day.

My strategy when discussing astrology is to simply smile and nod my head every few seconds. Maybe it'll work for you too? You can practice while reading these tweets.

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets For People Who Don't Get It Either (April 4, 2021)| thumbnail text - vaby vahus: *+ @lunagiiselle •.. DO YOU HAVE THREE TO FOUR ACCOUNTS ON EACH SOCIAL MEDIA AND ARE YOU A GEMINI?
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Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend

Remember way back in the day when we were about to approach a 4-day weekend? Seems like ancient history now. But there's no reason we cannot reminisce on the pure joy we had looking just a few days ago as we had this rare beauty to look forward to. We were so young back then, so naive. Heck, we had a whole 4-day weekend ahead of us! The options were limitless! Well actually the world is kind of going through something so I'm sure 90% of us spent it indoors, but it still felt good to get a break from the daily BS we all deal with.

Here's my official proposal for 4-day weekends every weekend. Anyone else with me?

Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend| thumbnail text - aAk @Majinn_Mark A live look of what I want to do on my 4 day weekend..
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The Funniest Sarcastic R.I.P. Posts We Found On Twitter

Lucky for us Twitter has brought us a new meme format, and it is both dark and hilarious. Just what we all need right now. Hard to know where it started but the general concept is pretty easy to catch on to. It seems like there are very few boundaries too, it's really just a beautiful way to remember someone. Personally, I wouldn't mind if this meme format sticks around for a bit since it is kind of informative too. The more random the historical figure, the funnier.

If you're a history buff or just someone who appreciates sarcastic humor in general, you will probably thoroughly enjoy these tweets.

The Funniest Sarcastic R.I.P. Posts We Found On Twitter| thumbnail text - Harrison @harriweinreb - Mar 23 •.. rip to the wright brothers they would have loved airplane mode 5 7 191 ♡ 2.9K
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