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Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. Because let's face it, as much as we roll our eyes and groan out loud at their puns, their quips, and their funny observations about life and parenting, we still come back for more. Each week we round up the funniest dad tweets we found from the past seven days that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.

Award shows are always unpredictable, but now that the world is completely flipped upside down, there's an additional fun layer of 'What the hell is going on?' at every televised event. Still, for many of us, it's an evening we can all take to pretend things are almost back to normal, and find comfort in all of the mishaps and uncomfortable speeches that consistently take place. This year there were no falls on the red carpet, or awards that had to be revoked. But there were definitely a lot of other things to comment on. Twitter thankfully covered all the bases very quickly.

Welcome to your weekly haul of funniest tweets written by women. Each week we do the hard work for you by scouring Twitter for women's funny tweets, aka the gems of the internet. All you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling through this selection of sass, humor, and witty remarks from the women who never fail to brighten up our day. So, if you're having a bad day, scroll through these funny tweets for some light-hearted humor, and then check out last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. Funny women tweets are indeed the gift that keeps on giving.

When I was about seven years old, a kid in my grade said something nasty to me, which I casually mentioned to my mom when I got home from school. By the next day, I had forgotten about it, and we went back to being friends. My mom, however, still hates her to this day, and every time that girl's name comes up, you can bet my mom will snarkily remind me of the time that said something nasty to me when we were seven. SEVEN! Equally, I have never forgotten when my sister wouldn't let me borrow her earrings for my high school prom, which would have totally made my outfit a million times better. In short, family holds grudges against each other for decades, however stupid the original fight was. These funny tweets about family holding grudges might make you feel a little better about your family's weird feuds.

Anyone who wears a bra will attest to the sheer bliss, pleasure, and euphoria of taking it off at the end of the day. Or, As one Twitter user so accurately put it, "I got 99 problems, and most of them boil down to this bra." Bra wearers experience the daily dilemma of wanting to give their boobs the support they deserve and also letting them hang free. Because let's face it, bras are a prison of underwire, suffocation, and constriction for our boobs, and they deserve better. These hilarious tweets from women about the discomfort and hassle of wearing a bra will relate hard to anyone who has to wear one on the daily, and honestly, they're making me want to burn my bra right now.

Parenting is no easy feat, and as anyone with kids will know, it is a journey full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Instead of suffering alone, why not share those thoughts with the world, get some sympathy, and make other people smile while you're doing it? Twitter is here to give you the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting, and this week's funniest parenting tweets are just as good as last week's funniest parenting tweets.

Food insecurity is a real issue in the US. Depending on your age, budget, and location, the kinds of food you have access to can be extremely different. In most major cities you can find a wide variety of cheap meals, and bargain prices even on healthy foods. But if you live in a more rural area, unless you are lucky enough to have a garden or farm nearby, the closest place to grab food might be a Mcdonald's or a little gas station.

Twitter user @dremilyportermd struck a conversation online about the major food price differences between her local grocery store and her local Mcdonald's. Some people support her assertions, but other people have strong counter-arguments.

Twitter is a place where women can really go to show how freaking hilarious they are. I'm serious, it is so easy to find cleverly written Tweets by women every week. They never cease to amaze us. The most hilarious part of it is that there are still people desperately going around asserting that women aren't funny. Hard to know what kind of women they are surrounded by, but I bet those ladies are roasting these idiots behind their backs. Keep going queens, you're doing great.

It is super exciting to learn new things. The world is full of things we do not understand yet, and it is those who are unapologetically curious that end up with the most valuable knowledge. We gain knowledge through experiences, through research, and course from word of mouth. The only time it's not fun to gain new info is when there is some chad mansplaining you something he knows absolutely nothing about. Yep, in these cases, most of us could live without that 'knowledge.'

Now, enjoy the best mansplaining tweets we saw this week.

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 

That moment when you realize something completely life-changing is honestly better than any drug I've dried. It literally feels like a brain blast from Jimmy Neutron and it's so satisfying. I feel like the older we get, we get less and less of these moments, but it's crazy every time. Children are the lucky ones because they are just beginning to understanding the world, and boy do they make some hilarious realizations.

If you have kids, or you just want a bit of that 'brain blast' nostalgia, you'll love these tweets!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and certainly none worse than the women of Twitter. Men should know that when they piss off a woman who has a Twitter following, they might as well have arranged their public execution. Men, beware of the wrath of women, stop being annoying jerks and be better overall humans, k? Thanks. Anyway, here are this week's funniest women roasting men tweets for your entertainment. You. Are. Welcome.

Having self-confidence is extremely important. You're stuck with yourself for your whole life so you might as well like yourself. People tend to gravitate towards people who are confident as well. However, there is a line between being secure with one's self and being obsessed with looking in the mirror. Really, it not such a big issue, some of us just really love the view of our own faces.

If you ever wonder if you are a little too into your own vibe, you might relate to these memes.

Simply put, Legally Blonde is, and will forever be, iconic. But we all knew that. What you might not have already known is that it's been exactly 20 years since it was released! It's now becoming clearer than ever that this movie was seriously ahead of its time. A female protagonist who seeks further education whilst consistently sticking to who she is. She changed for no man! It's basically the opposite storyline as Sandra Dee's in Grease. Sorry, but it's true.

Before you rewatch Legally Blonde for the 50th time, let's enjoy these spot-on tweets.

Astrologers are everywhere these days. You might not know this yet but the best place to get the tea on the current attitude of the stars and the moon is via Twitter. If you're unfamiliar with this world, there are people who supplying non-stop advice on horoscopes and it's genuinely hard not to find it all hilarious when you know nothing about astrology.

Depending on your interest, these tweets can either make you feel like you are learning something new and exciting about the world, or they can make you worried that some people simply have way too much time on their hands. Whatever the case may be, enjoy!

Being a parent is probably the most challenging and most unforgiving job there is. It's 24/7, and your kids aren't even grateful for what you do for them most of the time. But, we don't do it for the thank you's; we do it because we love our kids. Right? So when you're feeling overworked and underpaid, a good old vent might make you feel better. Luckily, Twitter serves as a platform for parents to vent their woes, frustrations, and funny quips about their kids. Here are the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, which will brighten up your day with some humor and might make you feel less alone in your own parenting struggles. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.