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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 27, 2021)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. Because let's face it, as much as we roll our eyes and groan out loud at their puns, their quips, and their funny observations about life and parenting, we still come back for more. Each week we round up the funniest dad tweets we found from the past seven days that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes
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Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars

Award shows are always unpredictable, but now that the world is completely flipped upside down, there's an additional fun layer of 'What the hell is going on?' at every televised event. Still, for many of us, it's an evening we can all take to pretend things are almost back to normal, and find comfort in all of the mishaps and uncomfortable speeches that consistently take place. This year there were no falls on the red carpet, or awards that had to be revoked. But there were definitely a lot of other things to comment on. Twitter thankfully covered all the bases very quickly.

Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars| Thumbnail text - - Face - Dave Itzkoff ... @ditzkoff Incredible that we get to see the real-time reaction from Daniel Kaluuya's mother as he talks about his parents having sex
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 26, 2021)

Welcome to your weekly haul of funniest tweets written by women. Each week we do the hard work for you by scouring Twitter for women's funny tweets, aka the gems of the internet. All you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling through this selection of sass, humor, and witty remarks from the women who never fail to brighten up our day. So, if you're having a bad day, scroll through these funny tweets for some light-hearted humor, and then check out last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. Funny women tweets are indeed the gift that keeps on giving.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes
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Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

When I was about seven years old, a kid in my grade said something nasty to me, which I casually mentioned to my mom when I got home from school. By the next day, I had forgotten about it, and we went back to being friends. My mom, however, still hates her to this day, and every time that girl's name comes up, you can bet my mom will snarkily remind me of the time that said something nasty to me when we were seven. SEVEN! Equally, I have never forgotten when my sister wouldn't let me borrow her earrings for my high school prom, which would have totally made my outfit a million times better. In short, family holds grudges against each other for decades, however stupid the original fight was. These funny tweets about family holding grudges might make you feel a little better about your family's weird feuds.




funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes
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Painfully Relatable Tweets About The Hassle And Discomforts Of Wearing A Bra

Anyone who wears a bra will attest to the sheer bliss, pleasure, and euphoria of taking it off at the end of the day. Or, As one Twitter user so accurately put it, "I got 99 problems, and most of them boil down to this bra." Bra wearers experience the daily dilemma of wanting to give their boobs the support they deserve and also letting them hang free. Because let's face it, bras are a prison of underwire, suffocation, and constriction for our boobs, and they deserve better. These hilarious tweets from women about the discomfort and hassle of wearing a bra will relate hard to anyone who has to wear one on the daily, and honestly, they're making me want to burn my bra right now.



Funny and relatable tweets about the discomfort of wearing a bra | thumbnail text - queen quen ... @quenblackwell wearing a bra is self harm to me.personally. 7:15 AM · Feb 18, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 27.4K Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 25, 2021)

Parenting is no easy feat, and as anyone with kids will know, it is a journey full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Instead of suffering alone, why not share those thoughts with the world, get some sympathy, and make other people smile while you're doing it? Twitter is here to give you the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting, and this week's funniest parenting tweets are just as good as last week's funniest parenting tweets.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes
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Woman Gets Roasted And Toasted On Twitter After Posting About Healthy Vs Unhealthy Food Prices

Food insecurity is a real issue in the US. Depending on your age, budget, and location, the kinds of food you have access to can be extremely different. In most major cities you can find a wide variety of cheap meals, and bargain prices even on healthy foods. But if you live in a more rural area, unless you are lucky enough to have a garden or farm nearby, the closest place to grab food might be a Mcdonald's or a little gas station.

Twitter user @dremilyportermd struck a conversation online about the major food price differences between her local grocery store and her local Mcdonald's. Some people support her assertions, but other people have strong counter-arguments.

Woman Gets Roasted And Toasted On Twitter After Posting About Healthy Vs Unhealthy Food Prices| thumbnail text - Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd ... I just got a double cheeseburger, small fries and large Diet Coke at McDonald's for $3.25 so please stop fat shaming or blaming the single mom of 2 working for $7.25/hour for her "unhealthy choices" or high blood pressure when non-organic raspberries are $8.96/pound at Walmart. 10:27 PM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,147 Retweets 277 Quot
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

Twitter is a place where women can really go to show how freaking hilarious they are. I'm serious, it is so easy to find cleverly written Tweets by women every week. They never cease to amaze us. The most hilarious part of it is that there are still people desperately going around asserting that women aren't funny. Hard to know what kind of women they are surrounded by, but I bet those ladies are roasting these idiots behind their backs. Keep going queens, you're doing great.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes
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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)

It is super exciting to learn new things. The world is full of things we do not understand yet, and it is those who are unapologetically curious that end up with the most valuable knowledge. We gain knowledge through experiences, through research, and course from word of mouth. The only time it's not fun to gain new info is when there is some chad mansplaining you something he knows absolutely nothing about. Yep, in these cases, most of us could live without that 'knowledge.'

Now, enjoy the best mansplaining tweets we saw this week.

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)| thumbnail text - dirt prince @pants_leg teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you're an idiot restingbaeface i feel this in my soul
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

That moment when you realize something completely life-changing is honestly better than any drug I've dried. It literally feels like a brain blast from Jimmy Neutron and it's so satisfying. I feel like the older we get, we get less and less of these moments, but it's crazy every time. Children are the lucky ones because they are just beginning to understanding the world, and boy do they make some hilarious realizations.

If you have kids, or you just want a bit of that 'brain blast' nostalgia, you'll love these tweets!

funny tweets from parents about their kids making life-changing realizations | thumbnail text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 21, 2021)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and certainly none worse than the women of Twitter. Men should know that when they piss off a woman who has a Twitter following, they might as well have arranged their public execution. Men, beware of the wrath of women, stop being annoying jerks and be better overall humans, k? Thanks. Anyway, here are this week's funniest women roasting men tweets for your entertainment. You. Are. Welcome.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - can be long lost pal @PallaviGunalan men keep saying women need lower our standards but every single one our rules, like at disneyland created because specific guy got weird think WANTED add "doesn't hump mascots my list 5:09 PM Apr 15, 2021 Twitter Web App 1,759 Retweets 45 Quote Tweets 21.9K Likes
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Saucy Memes For Those Of Us Who Are Just A Little Too Obsessed With Ourselves

Having self-confidence is extremely important. You're stuck with yourself for your whole life so you might as well like yourself. People tend to gravitate towards people who are confident as well. However, there is a line between being secure with one's self and being obsessed with looking in the mirror. Really, it not such a big issue, some of us just really love the view of our own faces.

If you ever wonder if you are a little too into your own vibe, you might relate to these memes.

Saucy Memes For Those Of Us Who Are Just A Little Too Obsessed With Ourselves| Thumbnail text - do you ever just look at yourself in snapchat front camera and just stare and thats it ATJIOA
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Delicious Tweets About Legally Blonde Which Really 'Snapped'

Simply put, Legally Blonde is, and will forever be, iconic. But we all knew that. What you might not have already known is that it's been exactly 20 years since it was released! It's now becoming clearer than ever that this movie was seriously ahead of its time. A female protagonist who seeks further education whilst consistently sticking to who she is. She changed for no man! It's basically the opposite storyline as Sandra Dee's in Grease. Sorry, but it's true.

Before you rewatch Legally Blonde for the 50th time, let's enjoy these spot-on tweets.

Delicious Tweets About Legally Blonde Which Really 'Snapped'| thumbnail text - arttop @Z_ninetales Paulette from Legally Blonde is an icon for 5 key reasons – "I'm taking the dog, dumbass" is all 5
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Astrology Tweets Which Are Super Funny For People Who Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)

Astrologers are everywhere these days. You might not know this yet but the best place to get the tea on the current attitude of the stars and the moon is via Twitter. If you're unfamiliar with this world, there are people who supplying non-stop advice on horoscopes and it's genuinely hard not to find it all hilarious when you know nothing about astrology.

Depending on your interest, these tweets can either make you feel like you are learning something new and exciting about the world, or they can make you worried that some people simply have way too much time on their hands. Whatever the case may be, enjoy!

Astrology Tweets Which Are Actually Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms you piss a #Virgo off, you can forget about that treat they were planning to give you tonight. If 1:58 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Astrologyzo 141 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 891 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 18, 2021)

Being a parent is probably the most challenging and most unforgiving job there is. It's 24/7, and your kids aren't even grateful for what you do for them most of the time. But, we don't do it for the thank you's; we do it because we love our kids. Right? So when you're feeling overworked and underpaid, a good old vent might make you feel better. Luckily, Twitter serves as a platform for parents to vent their woes, frustrations, and funny quips about their kids. Here are the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, which will brighten up your day with some humor and might make you feel less alone in your own parenting struggles. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes
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