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Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

We take it as a given that most things are the way they are simply because that's the way it's always been, but the reality is, everything was either invented or discovered by someone at some point in time. Where it's toast, constellations, or the toilet plunger, it's fascinating to be inside the mind of someone who saw a need for something and invented it and these Twitter users are desperately trying to figure it out for themselves.

Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 24, 2020)

When it comes to roasting battles, Twitter is certainly where it's at. Women endlessly roasting men has become somewhat of a norm and we love documenting the best of the best! Here is your weekly selection of women roasting men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives! 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting husbands | Cydni Beer @cydbeer Studies confirm mother has been left alone with her children all day her husband is placed into friend zone.
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Man Dresses Up In Costumes Every Day To Walk His Dogs

During these tough times of lockdown, people are finding all sorts of ways to entertain themselves. Whether it's dressing up in periodic costumes or reenacting iconic movie scenes, people are certainly getting creative. One guy; a former Royal Marine from Weymouth, England, decided to share the joy and make his neighbors laugh by dressing up in crazy costumes whenever he walks his dog. His fellow former Royal Marine Jack P. documented the hilarious dressing up choices each day and posted them on Twitter. They might be totally crazy but we're sure they brightened up the day of everyone who saw him! 

tweet of walking his dog in different costumes Flintstones and Donald Trump | Jack @jackp593 Daily update on Steve's dog walking rig Flintstone theme today | man riding Donald Trump while walking two dogs
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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 17, 2020)

Everyone loves a good roast on Twitter, especially when the roaster doesn't hold back. And when it comes to women roasting men, all is fair in love and war, right? Well, not always. The proverb, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" really rings true when it comes to women who roast men on Twitter and it's pretty brutal. Check out these ruthless tweets below to see what we're talking about.

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Janet Forklift @janetforklift Zucchini noodles taste like settling husband who isn't funny but has good job
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Man Tweets How He Saved Woman From Strangers

As we know all too well, the world can be a dangerous place, particularly for a woman walking alone at night in metropolitan areas. Although staying vigilant is key in trying to avoid getting into dangerous situations, sometimes you may need to depend on the help of a kind stranger to keep you safe in certain circumstances. This is exactly the position one woman in NYC found herself in February, who when walking home alone, realized she was being followed by three men. Understanding the potential danger she was in, she approached a stranger and asked him to pretend he knew her, and accompany her home  The stranger tweeted the whole encounter (below) which went viral and inspired many people to thank him, on behalf of women everywhere for helping this woman while she was in a vulnerable state. It doesn't take a lot to show some kindness and help someone in need, like this compassionate stranger shows. 

man tweets woman strangers saved hero story | Black Professor @WonderKing82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us.
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People Reveal “The Biggest Scandal” At Their High School

High school is all fun and games until a scandal tears the place apart. And let's be honest, what is like without a bit of drama? It keeps things interesting and makes for great stories! TV writer and producer Alison Bennet asked people for the biggest scandals that took place in their high school, and the answers are totally, hilariously brilliant. Scroll through for some of the best!


biggest scandal high school twitter tweets funny drama reveal | Charlotte Cavatica @cavaticat like think getting expelled guessing my history teacher's email password see if he had any love letters or new teacher he dating two years after his wedding another faculty member called off (his password his ex's name)
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People Show How Family Genes 'Hit Copy And Paste' - Twitter Thread

Genetics is a weird thing and can go one of two ways. Sometimes, people look nothing like their parents and can even question whether they are genuinely related to them. But other times, family genes are so strong that looking at a picture of your parents or grandparents at the same age as you can feel like you're looking in the mirror. A Twitter user felt precisely this when she compared a picture of herself and her grandma, remarking that "Grandma's genes really hit copy n paste huh," which inspired others to show how much they look like their own family parents, grandparents and children. Here are some of the most uncanny resemblances that were submitted.

family genes copy paste twitter thread genetics mirror | shelbyle @contrashelby Grandma's genes really hit copy n paste huh 2:39 AM May 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.5K Retweets 554.6K Likes >
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The Best Protest Signs Held By Kids

With all the chaos and protests going on in the world at the moment, we thought we'd show some of the cutest, funniest and heartwarming signs that kids have held in protests over the years. Because let's face it, we all need some cheering up. 

best protest signs kids held twitter imgur | IM ONLY 11 CANT PAY THIS CRAP KET
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 3, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | maybe: Dallas @realDKoelling men are like "im sorry if dating made think want date "
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Women On Twitter Inspires Others To Appreciate Their 'Before' Noses

In a world so focussed on external looks, social media, and "ideal" beauty standards, it isn't always easy to feel beautiful. While we should be embracing our "flaws" and "imperfections" — because that's what makes us unique — we live in a society that encourages us to photoshop the blemishes from our pictures and get surgery to fix anything that's less than perfect on our bodies. Although there's a growing movement to change these attitudes, there is a lot more that come be done. One woman's tweet about the shape of her nose looking like a "before" photo, but loving herself anyway, has gone viral and has inspired other women to comment on the same topic. Here are some of the beautiful replies from women who have learned to love the unique shape of their noses and embrace their bodies.

woman inspires nose twitter before after appreciation heartwarming beauty standards | holly @hollyhopkins 's okay if nose looks like all before" pictures <3 hated my nose sm much longest time and felt so insecure about but am learning life my side profile even if doesn't look like ideal" beauty standard | Irene Trepp Salinas @LucialreneTrepp Replying hollyhopkins My nose has been my biggest insecurity throughout my life. But now l'm starting love as well
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Hilariously Honest Tweets About Married Life

Married life isn't always bliss. Sure, there's lots of love, but it's supplemented by petty arguments over anything and everything, with some nitpicking in-between. These tweets about the reality of married life show just how much couples can get to each other when it comes to the everyday squabbles. But they also show the love within marriages too, so it's not all bad. 

hilarious honest tweets marriage married life relationship twitter funny | Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka want make dinner wife: nah 's ok honey know still tired doing back 2003 >
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People Share Things To Show How Old They Are

It's time for some Throwback Thursday in the form of items from our childhood that bring us nostalgia. From videotapes to playing minefield on the computer, to slapping those plastic strips across our wrists, they're all here below to warm your heart and conjure up memories of the good 'ol days. 

people share this old twitter things age | faseeha @Faseeha_Hajat this old and still don't know tf this game works 1 1 13 1 1212 121212 12 112 11233 112 113 13111 214221 11 1 1 1 11 1 111121212 212 11 1 12 1 11 321111 1 31 |11122211 21111211 212222121312 2 412 2221 211121 1 1 1 313 11 1 112 22 1 131 12 221111 11111133 1 11 1 121 12211 1 1 1 111 1 14 1 2:56 PM May 22, 2019 Twitter Android 12MMN NHMH MNMHN 12221
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Funny Kids With Absolutely No Filter Whatsoever

When it comes to honesty, kids are brutal these days. They are getting ballsier by the day, and saying exactly what is on their mind... a far cry from the old "kids should be seen and not heard" mantra of way back when. Here are some hilarious tweets from parents who reveal just how honest their kids are and some of them seriously burn!

funny kids no filter tweets twitter babes whatsoever | Leena @LeenaVanD 3yo need get cuddles someone else am REALLY busy and already had enough didn't birth such rejection 2:17 AM Nov 24, 2016 Tweetbot iOS 37 Retweets 110 Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 27, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Lex @lexi_ciano Who cares if girls look different without makeup d ck looks hella different soft
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People Roasting Disney Villains On The Internet

If you didn't grow up with Disney, you didn't have a childhood. There, I said it. 

And although everyone has their favorite Disney hero, we all secretly have our favorite Disney villain. The ones we love to hate. Whether it's Jafar, Scar, or an evil stepmother, there are a few classic baddies who made our childhoods what they were. But no one ever really calls them out on the manipulative behaviors that we took as a given. Until now. Below are a collection of ruthless roasts on our favorite Disney villains. How many do you agree with?

roasting disney villains internet twitter tumblr cartoons | Nix E. Harrow @AlixEHa'row if jafar had simply paid aladdin fairly for his services rather than backstabbing him he could've had it ALL in the first 20 minutes of the movie. pay your freelancers
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