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Funny Tweets About Ways Couples Get Revenge During Fights

We all know that one crazy couple that takes things way out of hand in front of single innocent bystanders who have no idea how to respond. Relationships can be intense, and some couples can take it way too far. As the wise Taylor Swift once sang, "it'll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar." People have taken to Twitter to share how far couples have gone in getting revenge, and of course, it's hilarious. Scroll down for some top-notch couple revenge tweets. 

funny tweets about petty ways couples get revenge during fights | thumbnail text - URSULA ... @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours. 4:09 PM · Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 3,615 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes
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People Tweet The Pieces Of Life Advice Which Turned Their Life Around

We're so used to coming to the internet and seeing only negative things or simply funny memes. But often, there's also actual positivity to go around! On the Twitter-sphere, people shared life advice that changed their life for the better. A Twitter user asked people what life advice they have under their belt, and people really pulled through. Keep scrolling if you want to find out the secrets to life, according to Twitter. 


people share pieces of life advice which changed their life | thumbnail text - Amanda Deibert ... @amandadeibert What is a piece of advice someone gave you that ended up being SURPRISINGLY good? 3:55 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 563 Quote Tweets 2,262 Likes Carol Roth ... @caroljsroth Replying to @amandadeibert You can almost always escalate a situation at some point in the future, but you can rarely deescalate once you go down that road.
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Thirteen Reasons Why People Are Obsessed With Australians And Their Culture

I don't know about you, but I don't really know anybody who doesn't like Australia (except for maybe Kiwis from New Zealand). Yes, this is 100% a generalization, but the people seem so unproblematic compared to Americans. What's not to like about Australian culture either? You may find that many people have very strong opinions on Vegemite, but personally, it doesn't get in the way of my appreciation for the land down under. So, Australia, keep doing what you're doing, Americans seem to be loving each and every bit of it. 

And if you don't give a sh*t about how American's feel about you that's cool too, you can just laugh at these Tweets.

13 Reasons Why People Are Obsessed With Australians And Their Culture| thumbnail text - Scooter - Amaz... · Nov 23, 2020 •.. I love when bad things happen to Australians and they're like "ooouuurrrrh noeeerrrrurrr" 1
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People Tweet The Most Ridiculous Things They Thought When They Were Younger

We are all super curious when we are young. The world is full of mysteries and unless somebody explains something to us very early on, we often make our own conclusions. Since children tend to have unlimited imaginations, such conclusions can get very creative. The only unfortunate part is that we may begin to develop our own facts that have no substance, kind of like politicians. Then when we're adults we get to re-learn the things that once seemed so clear to us. It's just one of the many fun parts of growing up.

If your imagination also used to run wild when you were a child, you might find many of these Tweets relatable.

People Tweet The Most Ridiculous Things They Thought When They Were Younger| thumbnail text - Angelle Conant @angell... · 12/20/20 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett ... I thought my parents got a divorce because my mom was bad at sex. And I came to that conclusion because on my mom's drivers license it said "Sex: F" 3 278 221
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Relatable Coffee Memes For People Who Can't Be Spoken To Before Their Second Cup

Everybody likes their coffee in a very specific way. Recently on TikTok, there has been a lot of drama revolving around how people drink their coffee, specifically about how much milk people put in it. Personally, I don't care about how anyone likes their coffee, but I can understand the coffee snobs out there because they're literally just as addicted as I am to coffee, the only difference is they want to protect their addiction at all costs. Fair enough, we just all have to remember that loving coffee is not a personality trait... JK, it totally is. 

Simply put, there is liking coffee, and there is liking coffee. If you are in the latter category, these memes are for you.

Relatable Coffee Memes For People Who Can't Be Spoken To Before Their Second Cup| thumbnail text - I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 2, 2021)

Ahh, love. It brings us joy and heartbreak, happiness and misery. The ups and downs of relationships can undoubtedly drive you crazy, so why not vent your frustrations out on the internet? Nowadays, Twitter is the therapist you never knew you needed; it's the place to bitch about your partner when they're driving you crazy, guaranteeing you all the sympathy you need. And the bonus? You get to entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, which prove that the Twitter gods have once again shone their light down on us and given us another batch of laughs at the expense of other people's love lives.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes
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Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'

Raising children is no easy feat, as every parent will attest to. But some stages of parenting are easier than others. The notorious 'terrible twos' have a terrible reputation, but no one talks enough about the 'threenager' phase. What is that you may be wondering? Well, as one parent put it, a 'threenager' is "A three-year-old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager." If you have survived this stage of the parenting journey, you'll relate to these tweets from parents also attempting to make it through to the other side. And if that stage is yet to come, then I wish you all the luck in the world; you'll need it!



funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes
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Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back

Sending emails can be very overwhelming. It feels disturbingly final when you press send, and for those of us who hate proof-reading, it can be such a drag. It's so easy to clarify a mistake over text, but in emails, it's just embarrassing af for some reason. People get judged so much for how they send emails. Do you end it with "yours truly," "best," or "thanks?" What does yours truly even mean? Is this getting too romantic?

It can also be annoying when the effort put into sending an email is not reciprocated by the respondee. But the worst part, of course, is when you send the wrong thing, and it happens literally all the time. It's far too easy! Sometimes I accidentally sit on my phone and then I see that I'm about to send my boss and picture of my roommate's cat. How??

Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back| Thumbnail text - PJ ... @kickthepj I accidentally signed off a business email with "brest" instead of "best" so I'm just letting you know that l'm moving to another planet 10:45 PM · Sep 30, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good

Every parent knows that you can never really get a break. Sure you can say, "Hey kids, Mommy is taking a nap, play nice!" But how much sleep can you really get knowing that these devil children have the whole house to themselves? The traumatic scenarios that could ensue are limitless. You can baby proof a house all you want, but once your child hits those danger-craving years there's nothing that can stop them, except maybe you of course... if you're lucky.

These Tweets perfectly encapsulate just about how on-guard parents have to be 24/7.

Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good| thumbnail text - - non podchametz ... @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2,980 Quote Tweets 703.8K Likes
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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 31, 2021)

Ah mansplainers, they always show up when they're least expected, or really rather when they're least wanted. It's amazing how 'mansplain' has fully been accepted and incorporated into the general lexicon of most generations (yep, even my dad asks me sometimes, 'Hey, was that mansplaining?'), yet it is still a huge issue that continues to drive people crazy all over the world. I guess defining an issue doesn't end the issue. Good to know... Seriously though, these men can be ruthless, they will mansplain your own name to you, they don't give a f**k.

At least we have Twitter, where survivors of mansplaining instances can come together and roast these relentless men who really had the audacity.

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 31, 2021)| thumbnail text - M Brendon Walsh, MD, Piss Drinker @atBrendonWalsh A guy just tried to mansplain diarrhea to me. I can't wait to see the look on his face when I tell him that I invented diarrhea. 6:21 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 137 Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 31, 2021)

Each week, we scour Twitter for the funniest women roasting men tweets, aka, where women unleash their fury at the men who piss them off. For some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that men have managed to, once again, drive women crazy. Thank goodness, women are good at many things, but roasting men is up there amongst our top talents. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets.




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ So embarrassing that men make more money than us. Have you ever met a man? 4:20 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,842 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 22.9K Likes
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Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' And Twitter Is Howling

Prince William was just named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' on the planet according to a new study using google, though it appears that most Twitter users have different thoughts. When this news broke out it did not take long for people to develop suspicions. Does this have anything to do with the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview? What is this new study that 'uses google?' How did the Duke of Cambridge beat out  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,  Michael Jordan, and Stanley Tucci? 

Stanley Tucci alone has received much love from Twitter during these trying times, I can already feel that the 'Justice for Stanley' has the potential to blow up the internet. And, as a Stanley Tucci STAN... I'm not mad about it.

Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Man' And Twitter Is Howling| thumbnail text - Sassy Vagrant X- @myloveisdrunk ... Replying to @ManMadeMoon and @Independent I can't tell you how devestated I am to hear all other bald men have died. 8:39 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 60 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,090 Likes
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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)

People who believe in astrology are definitely a type. Don't get me wrong, I occasionally find myself relating to my horoscope, and I've noticed that most of my friends are fire signs, but that's basically the extent of it. However, some people are on a completely different level. Loving astrology is one thing, but If someone's zodiac stops you from pursuing a relationship with them, or your horoscope stops you from leaving the house one day, maybe reconsider your priorities.

These very extra tweets about astrology make us laugh every time. No hard feelings, but coming for people who don't say things like, "Pisces moon tonight, y'all watch out," these are just too funny.

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)| thumbnail text - d* Empress Atlantis @empressatlantis •.. If you hate on astrology u don't deserve to celebrate your own birthday 1:18 AM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men

Everybody has their own preferences about how they want their significant other to present themself. Some people like the e-boy look with their painted nails and hand tattoos. Some people prefer the sporty look where they got on their sweatbands and short shorts. And some people simp over hipsters in beanies, flannels, and aggressive man-buns. There really is someone for everyone. However, just because someone's 'look' isn't your cup of tea, it doesn't change how manly, masculine, or mature they are.

So if you want to avoid being roasted on Twitter, my advice would be: Go ahead, share and celebrate your type, but don't try to use something as superficial as style as a basic standard for what qualifies a 'real man.'

Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men| thumbnail text - lyssa ms. aquafinaaa @ms_fishscale i don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. they don't wear hoodies, only business attire.
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Painfully Relatable Memes About being Over 40

There's a lot of perks of aging. You have more experience, more weighted advice, more money (hopefully), and you probably just give less of a f**k in general about the little things. Having adult problems means not caring so much about the things that used to paralyze you when you were young and naive, like being caught wearing the same pair of jeans twice in the same week or having your crush find out you have a picture of him on your wall that you kiss every night before bed... Unless we keep doing that stuff when we're 40. Let me know... for research.

These hilarious Tweets truly prepare you for what your 40's may look like.

Painfully Relatable Memes About being Over 40| thumbnail text - DanicaBananica @Da... Mar 6 ••. Welcome to your 40s! Did you just pee? Congratulations! You have to pee again! 13
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Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter

It must be so rewarding to go through 5+ years of university, become an expert in a topic, receive your PhD, all that jazz, and then still continue to get gaslighted by people who know literally nothing about anything. I don't know how these people keep their cool. I guess just knowing that you are extremely intelligent is enough to allow you to resist the urge to explode all over them. Plus, exploding won't change anything, mansplainers are always going to mansplain. We must accept it, it's truly in their nature.

Perhaps the best tactic is just to laugh at them. And what better place than on Twitter?

Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dr. Héloïse Stevance (she) @Sydonahi Hi I'm a women with a PhD on supernovae and how massive stars die. Mansplain my area of expertise to me. Wrong answers only a @AcademicChatter #WomenlnSTEM 11:04 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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