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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - AparnaRC @Wordesse Have kids so you can get weird compliments like "You look nice in that dress, like a Saturday raisin." 10:44 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's| thumbnail text - jenny O @jennycavallero i worked at hobby lobby in high school and they didn't use barcodes for anything so sometimes i'd ring up $30 whatevers as $3 if an old lady told me i had nice skin 6:50 PM · Feb 9, 2022 240.4K, jenny O @jennycavallero Replying to @jennycavallero 'thou shall not steal' unless you tell me i'm pretty 6:54 PM · Feb 9, 2022 33.1K

Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's

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Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago. 9:18 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack My air fryer arrives today. I just know this will be thing that saves my marriage. 3:53 PM · Feb 2, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter| thumbnail text - Mike @michael_mascia Did anyone else have an irrational fear of Venus flytraps as a kid or were you normal ? 7:20 PM · Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter

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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)| thumbnail text - KJ @IDontSpeakWhine I witnessed a father and son bonding moment, but it was just my husband teaching my son the wrong way to load the dishwasher. 4:01 PM · Jan 26, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)| thumbnail text - summer @heaberald i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working 11:19 PM · Jan 24, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

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Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

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People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays| Thumbnail text - Sean Bernard ... @seanbgoneill Anyone remember my work password 11:56 AM · 1/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays

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Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True| Thumbnail text - Delia Cai @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work 3:51 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.6K Retweets 3,112 Quote Tweets 296.9K Likes

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Story of Woman who got Engaged To Random Man Who Told Her To Find A BF On Twitter - cover pic | twitter conversation bad Katie @KatieKatCubs Asked married guys at work where meet single guys. Here's they came up with 1. Strip club 2. Any bar, anywhere at 1:30am

Woman Engaged To Random Man Who Told Her To Find A BF On Twitter

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Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: 'It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around'

Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: 'It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around'

'We sat there stunned': Maid of Honor gives 'bizarre' speech claiming she 'hardly knows the bride,' guest speculate she's in love with the groom and friendship ends

'We sat there stunned': Maid of Honor gives 'bizarre' speech claiming she 'hardly knows the bride,' guest speculate she's in love with the groom and friendship ends

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