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18 Tweets About Whole Foods That Are So Dangerously Accurate

Everyone can shop at Whole Foods, all you have to you is sign away your first born or sell a kidney on the black market. Anyone who knows... knows. Those of you that don't, Whole Foods is an insanely overpriced grocery store that only the rich could possibly afford to shop at. 

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Man Rents Cabin And Tweets The Creepy Experience And It Will Give You The Heebie-Jeebies (43 Tweets)

Nothing like renting a cabin in the woods to get the creative juices flowin'! Australian comic book author, playwright, and screenwriter, Tom Taylor, decided to rent this solitude cabin in hopes of getting some work done. When he arrived at his Airbnb, it wasn't exactly the peace and quiet he expected... This story has more twists and turns than a daytime soap opera, from mysterious wind chimes to a sinister teddy bear. Get comfy because you're in for a wild ride! 

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18 Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 31, 2019)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter, because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

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30 Twitter Jokes That Are Completely Whelming

"I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" - Name that movie! The answer is yes, by the way, and these Twitter jokes are proof. Enjoy these tweets, not too much, but just enough. 

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28 Kids Who Have Mastered The Art Of Savagery In These Much Too Honest Tweets

Kids are known to have no filter and be honest. Brutally so. Here are some of the most savage things kids have said to their parents. 

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23 Tweets In Which People Reveal Their Family's "Big Secret"

The hashtag, #MyBigFamilySecret, went viral on Twitter as users began to share their family's deepest darkest secrets. 

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Twitter User Goes On A 43 Tweet Rant About How Ridiculous The Imperial System Is

When Twitter user, moth dad, discovered how many ounces are in a pound, he was absolutely livid and thus begun the downward spiral of the imperial units. Read the hilarious (and rightfully so) rant below:

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Hysterical Twitter Thread Shows Just How Delusional Ad Companies Are About Understanding Women (18 Tweets)

Ahh, nothing like a tiny latte to go with a glass of wine and table full of mobile devices, while we stew in the bath. Ad companies showcase a bizarre reality of what they believe women do with a bathtub tray. Surprise! It's not any of this, that's for sure. Check out the hysterical thread below. 

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16 Tweets From Medical Professionals That Will Hit You Hard In The Feels

Last year, medical professionals on Twitter shared a true story from work in one tweet, '#ShareAStoryInOneTweet', and we're still crying over them. Before you read this list, maybe have a tissue handy for some leaky eyes that are bound to happen. 

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20 Women That Made Us Laugh On Twitter Last Week (March 25, 2019)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets, animal tweets, relationship tweets and the funniest tweets we saw from women. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

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Jameela Jamil's Shares Her Experiences With Male Advances And It Inspired Share Their Stories (11 Tweets)

'The Good Place' star, Jameela Jamil, has been on fire on Twitter recently. Calling out various celebrities for advertising weight-loss shakes and even took it a set further, creating a petition to "stop celebrities promoting toxic diet products of social media." Jameela Jamil is a true role model in this celebrity self-image obsessed circus and a voice like hers deserves to be amplified! When sharing her recent experience with an unwanted advance, it inspired other women to speak up about their similar experience. 

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Twitter User Finds Review Gems From Google And Shares Them With The World

These reviews are so vivid, you'll experience the disgustingness along with the reviewer! Enjoy! 

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An Exquisite Twitter Dump Of Quality Tweets To Bring Some Happiness To Your Day (15 Tweets)

We can't believe it's only Tuesday. Here's a funny Twitter dump to help the weekdays go by just a wee bit faster. Enjoy! 

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