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twitter thread about man on date who thinks calamari and caviar are the same thing | thumbnail text - rebecca mix on deadline @mixbecca an extremely bad date is happening in this coffee shop and i am... spellbound? this guy is arguing about what calamari is. he's 100% describing caviar. the man next to them is side eyeing them. she keeps trying to politely explain what calamari is. i am going to lose my mind 3:27 AM - Mar 19, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Woman Eavesdrops On Bad Coffee Shop Date In Which Man Is Convinced That Calamari Is Caviar

twitter thread about socially awkward moments | thumbnail text - Sam @SamDesel Replying to @DoctorPissPants You don't know true embarrassment until you wave at someone who was waving to the person behind you. 4:15 AM - Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Eight Awkward Moments That Are Embarrassing For No Reason (Twitter Thread)

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our moods are directly connected to the weather | thumbnail text - Seo (0 + C+ Y) 서은미 @meowseo Replying to @theferocity Saeed you're a lil plant, you need the nutrients Y IT'S WHAT WE CRAVE 7:02 PM - Mar 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Our Moods Are Scientifically Connected To The Weather, So We've Accepted That We're Simply Large Plants (Twitter Thread)

twitter thread about wanting to work from home to avoid the commute | thumbnail text - on house @SeeYouAroundKid Replying roastmalone_ and @radtoria just really miss small talk no one, ever 7:50 PM Mar 7, 2022 Twitter Android

People Roast Employees That Are Happy To Return To The Office For Socializing (Twitter Thread)

twitter thread about men who are hilariously passionate about google maps | thumbnail text - Bayek Sowa @SowaTheArrog Replying wife_geist on vacation Cancun looked up see long 'd take drive home reason don't know 4:33 PM Mar 2, 2022 Twitter Web App

Men Unite Over Their Irrational Passion For Checking How Far Places Are On Google Maps (Twitter Thread)

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A Euphoria TikTok Account Created an Imaginary Twitter Thread Between Characters and it's Spot On

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twitter thread about wax figure of Zendaya at madame tussauds | thumbnail text - minkitti_ Replying PopBase does this both look like her and look nothing like her at same time 7:23 PM Feb 9, 2022 Twitter Web App

Madame Tussauds Unveiled The Zendaya Wax Figure, And Twitter Is Deeply Perplexed

twitter thread about being single on Valentine's Day | thumbnail text - Jay2 @jaygtoocool Replying ihyomeo Boutta get arrested destroying Valentines section at walmart 5:02 AM Feb 9, 2022 Twitter iPhone

Singles Hilariously Mourn the Impending Doom Of Valentine's Day (Twitter Thread)

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twitter thread about adult friendships | thumbnail text - Flowers Algorithm @FlwrsFrAlgrthm Replying RaxKinglsDead send them one those popcorn tins has cheddar, caramel, and some ungodly third option no one their right mind wants eat 5:38 AM Feb 9, 2022 Twitter Android

People Offer Funny Ways To Upgrade Friendship Levels In Adulthood (Twitter Thread)

twitter thread about things men do besides podcasting | thumbnail text -Rob FM2 RobFMDetroit Replying ElaniKitten can also have bad backs and keep close eye on thermostat, so 10:15 PM Feb 6, 2022 Twitter Android

Men Joke About Things They Do Other Than Podcasting (Twitter Thread)

twitter thread happiness | thmbnail text - xFayze @xFayze Replying businessbarista If alarm wakes up day is ruined. If cat wakes up day is saved. 3:15 AM Feb 4, 2022 Twitter Android

People Celebrate The Little Things In Life That Bring Them Happiness (Twitter Thread)

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twitter thread repeating stories to friends | thumbnail text - nash 44ylw Replying sahana_srini take this step further and inform person am aware and do not care have already told them said story multiple times and just enjoy telling and they are simply passenger this train l'm driving 5:06 PM Feb 2, 2022 Twitter iPhone

We're All Guilty Of Repeating The Same Exact Stories To The Same Exact Friends (Twitter Thread)

heartbreak twitter thread | thumbnail text - Julies @julie_ahp Replying lilsmichelle sometimes takes lil longer than year but time truly is healing, there's just so little let yourself dwell more than need 6:13 PM Jan 27, 2022 Twitter Web App

The Secret To Getting Over A Guy Is Remembering We'll Be Getting Over A Different Guy This Time Next Year (Twitter Thread)

self-care twitter thread | thmbnail text - Genevieve Kersten @joieduhvieve Replying writesloud Plants sucker celebratory succulent. 5:19 AM Jan 26, 2022 Twitter iPhone

Women Reveal Their Personal Rewards That Don't Involve Being Under The Influence (Twitter Thread)

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twitter thread about child-free weddings | thumbnail text - Alise Morales @AliseNavidad Replying bryanyang one my aunts did full catholic wedding ceremony english and spanish like 10 and still think as one worst days my life. my little cousins left get mcdonalds but double-digits so had stay. horrific. 5:38 PM Jan 25, 2022 Twitter Web App

Parents And Non-Parents Alike Celebrate The Magic Of Child-Free Weddings (Twitter Thread)

funny twitter thread | thumbnail text - Mitch @themitchellford In college my psycho roommate was deathly afraid of ketchup & one time we got in a fight in the kitchen & he pulled a knife on me so thinking on my feet I pulled a bottle of ketchup out the fridge & threatened to squirt it on him & thats the story of how I won a fight w/ ketchup 3:13 AM · Dec 5, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Twitter Thread About Psycho College Roommate Reveals People Are Deathly Afraid Of Ketchup