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Women Completely Obliterate Men Who Slid Into Their DMs With Unsolicited Sexual Messages (Twitter Thread)

Kindly slide back out of our DMs
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dating a worm twitter thread | thumbnail text -ashhhh ... @heatherly_A Replying to @roastmalone_ if he wouldn't keep me wrapped around his finger and take me for walks I

If He Wouldn't Love You If You Were A Worm, He Ain't It, Sis (Twitter Thread)

We should be the only worms in our boyfriends' lives.
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science behind happiness twitter thread | thumbnail text - fuck is up with FUN scary Ser_NightYorb o happy today Replying danielleweisber drown out with overstimulation. If listening music while watching video while playing video games while eating while singing then there's no space be sad 12:12 AM Jan 16, 2022 Twitter iPad

People Reveal How They Trick Their Brains Into Having A Good Time (Twitter Thread)

The science secrets behind happiness
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Woman Gets Stalked By Ex's New Girlfriend, Brags About The Teddy Bear He Bought Her To Flaunt Their Relationship

In a new relationship , we shouldn't be dwelling on their pasts, especially when we're their present and, hopefully, their future. Apparently, not everyone is focused solely on their current relationship like they should be. Instead, they're bs obsessing over his ex. Twitter user @ noamoracle posted about how her ex's crazy girlfriend stalked her to the bathroom so she could brag about the teddy bear he bought her. Talk about an obsessive stalker. We're officially worried for her bathroom victi…
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We Seriously Need To Move On From People Who Are In Love With Someone Else (Twitter Thread)

Life and love don't always work out the way we want them to. Our love for others isn't always reciprocated, which could be really painful and hard to recover from, especially if they have feelings for someone else. Twitter user @i thinkuluvme asked the Twitter community what she's supposed to do after discovering that the man she's secretly in love with is into another girl. Now, if this were a rom-com, we'd tell her to confess her feelings to him, and then he'd suddenly realize that she was th…
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twitter thread of celebs and their kids who look identical | thumbnail Text - Ivy Park Beam @ScottieBeam I know this is how genes work but WOW 9:33 pm · 07/12/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 16.4K Retweets 4,219 Quote Tweets 259K Likes @fbombs_ Replying ScottieBeam happens guys 3:49 pm 08/12/2020 Twitter Android 10 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 761 Likes

Celebs And Their Kids Looking Identical: Twitter Thread

Celeb genes are strong!
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twitter thread about mean teen girls | thumbnail text -  ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl ... a teen girl walked by and said "cool shirt" and I said “thanks!" and she said "I was joking" so I'm happy to report that teen girls still suck 10:46 PM · Dec 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Teen Girls Are Just As Mean As They Were Back In The Day (Twitter Thread)

Mean girls IRL
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twitter thread about men and their butts | thumbnail text -  kristofer thomas ... @kristoferthomas why are so many men weird about their girlfriends touching their butts...squeeze these cheeks baby girl i don't bite 6:21 AM · Dec 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Attempt To Understand Why Men Are So Opposed To Their GFs Touching Their Butts (Twitter Thread)

We just want to show our BFs some love
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horoscope twitter thread | thumbnail text - doing my best @lmaoayyyries Replying to @ZorayaBlack_ every time i dated a cancer man it was the worst experience of my life. but im so attracted to them it's horrible. 7:30 PM · Dec 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Thread Reveals The Pros And Cons Of An Aries-Cancer Relationship

A relationship written in the stars
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christmas dinner twitter thread | thumbnail text - burning red r @isahbs Replying to @danadonnelly was i the only one that didn't see this as "trolling her kids"? if anything she's trying to make the kids more comfortable making sure they can smoke in peace and nobody will complain about the smell or be annoying towards the kids, your mom is a queen 7:01 PM · Dec 15, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Mom Asks Christmas Dinner Guests If They're Sensitive To Smoke Smells So Her Daughters Could Get Blazed In Peace (Twitter Thread)

She's a cool mom, not a regular mom
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spongebob twitter thread | thmbnail text - Erica Robinson ... @airickuh_nicole Replying to @bouncinpt3 I went to the Krusty Krab for lunch the other day and the meat was moldy and the manager refused to give me a refund. Do NOT eat there! 7:19 AM · Dec 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Are Tweeting As If They Live In Bikini Bottom, And We Officially Want To Move In With Spongebob

We wonder if the Krusty Krab is hiring
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twitter thread about cheese shop | thumbnail text -Olivia Smith @OliveFSmith The woman in the cheese shop told me she had a cheese from 2019 that she suspects is so delicious because 'it didn't know about any of this' 9:21 PM · Dec 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread Reveals Aged Cheeses From 2019 Taste Better As They Are Relics From Happier Times

The good old days
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twitter thread about similaraties we have with orangutans | thumbnail text -  Full Metal Jackalope @FullJackalope Replying to @MynachMelyn and @Chinchillazllla I saw a thing online once from someone who'd been breastfeeding on a seat next to an orangutan enclosure and was feeling really stressed, then an orangutan with a baby came and sat and fed their baby right next to them. Like 'oh hi we both have babies let's hang out'. 12:18 AM · Dec 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Orangutans: They're Just Like Us (Twitter Thread)

Their intelligence is unparalleled
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People Celebrate Their Sexual Escapades Of 2021 (Twitter Thread)

Cheers to the sexy times of 2021
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twitter thread about children's party | thumbnnail text -Aishaläiile @Aisha94 My plans for today were drinking a few glasses of wine and having lots of sex. Unfortunately things didn't go to plan and l'm at a child's party. Help me. 6:10 PM · Dec 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Woman Who Planned For Drinking Wine And Getting Laid Somehow Ends Up At Children's Party Instead (Twitter Thread)

Her day didn't go exactly as planned
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twitter thread modern teens | thmbnail text -  Beth @tiedwithaswift Twitter teens be like "how are you 25 and on twitter still" like sweetie do you think this isn't your future too?? 11:45 AM · Dec 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Poke Fun At Teens Who Bash People They Deem To Be Too Old For Social Media

Teens really believe they're never growing up
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