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Creepy Man From Dating App Lies Majorly About His Height, Then Proceeds To Pull His Stunned Date's Top Off Without Her Consent

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Just Immigrant Parents Using English Words Completely Incorrectly, And It's Adorably Cringe

Funny tweets about turnoff jobs | thumbnail text - trashyflashy @trashyflashyxo Replying to @Puff_lya "entrepreneur". Usually its just shorthand for "I sink my generational wealth into bad ideas that don't help anybody, not even me!" 8:22 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Reveal Jobs Which Are Total Turnoffs In Potential Partners

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40 Year Old Man Sets The Record Straight: His Dog Is Named After Rue McClanahan, Not Rue From Euphoria

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14 Times Employees Pulled Through For Customers That Didn't Act Like Karens

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twitter thread happiness | thmbnail text - xFayze @xFayze Replying businessbarista If alarm wakes up day is ruined. If cat wakes up day is saved. 3:15 AM Feb 4, 2022 Twitter Android

People Celebrate The Little Things In Life That Bring Them Happiness (Twitter Thread)

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Singles Lament The Challenges That Come With Modern Dating (Twitter Thread)

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Women Reveal Their Personal Rewards That Don't Involve Being Under The Influence (Twitter Thread)

twitter thread about child-free weddings | thumbnail text - Alise Morales @AliseNavidad Replying bryanyang one my aunts did full catholic wedding ceremony english and spanish like 10 and still think as one worst days my life. my little cousins left get mcdonalds but double-digits so had stay. horrific. 5:38 PM Jan 25, 2022 Twitter Web App

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twitter thread about no sex | thumbnail text - Rick Keetch rudyardkipple Replying abbygov and @ginnyhogan_ doesn't get any better. My super power is being able predict soupe du jour at local restaurant. 9:46 PM Jan 23, 2022 Twitter iPhone

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