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No One Can Quarantine These Coronavirus Tweets

Corona Comedy - Doing Our Bit For The World
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Us Garbageman's Heartwarming Tweet About Perseverance Amidst Covid-19, Unites Americans

Not all heroes wear capes
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Savage Responses For Girl's Tweet About Dress Ordered Online

Shopping expectations vs. reality
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Funny Viral Tweet About Reality Of Undergoing Anesthesia For Surgery

Turns out it's nothing like the movies...
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (March 10, 2020)

"If you've used a frat house bathroom, you're immune to Coronavirus"
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The Best #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf Tweets

Not everyone deserves a place in your phone book
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People Let Predictive Keyboards Determine Their Deaths In Horror Movies, Hilarity Ensues

That's one way of leaving it up to fate
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Song Lyrics Vs CDC: Coronavirus Prevention

Finding some joy in the Corona madness
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

"Men always love the ugliest photos of you".
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Funny Tweets About Pizza For Your Inner Italian

For the pizza lovers among us
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Tweets From True Crime Fans Observing Life

True Crime Documentary Obsessives
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Collection Of Some Of The Dumbest Tweets Ever Tweeted

Yikes.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

What did Elsa ever to do him?
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Girl Scout Cookie Season Has Arrived (26 Tweets)

No one is safe.
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Funniest And Most Awkward Wedding Fails

People share their awkward wedding mishaps
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life hacks, adult, funny tweets, twitter, life skills, adulting | tweet Text - Alexa Cramer @al4exy Follow Replying to @jdesmondharris I can't properly hard boil or soft boil an egg. It seems simple but I find a way to f it up every time. If someone in the family wants eggs they get scrambled no matter what they ask for. 4:20 PM - 5 Aug 2019

Basic Life Skills Some Adults Never Mastered

Being an adult isn't easy
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