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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

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Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

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30-Year-Old Aging Tropes That Turned Out To Be True (Tweets)

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Twitter Thread Of Users Revealing Their Worst Interview

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Tweets About The Concept Of Time (25 Panic-Induced Tweets)

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Inspiring Thread Of People Accomplishing Their Dream At All Ages

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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

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Twitter User Provides Insight Into Devastating Australian Bushfire

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Twitter Users Discuss The Sexiest Scene On Disney+

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Twitter Debate About Where A Centaurs Heart Would Be Located

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Favorite Relatable Introvert Tweets Of 2019 (26 Tweets)

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Story Of A Man Sentenced To Life Without Parole For Stealing $9

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Hannukah Tweets That Are As Lit As A Menorah

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Santa Has Got His Hands Full With These Wish Lists

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Secret Santa Workplace Tweets. Enough Said.

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Twitter Users Create Beautiful Thread On 'How To Describe Color To A Blind Person'

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