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Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

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Girl Scout Cookie Season Has Arrived (26 Tweets)

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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

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