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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Vacationing With Kids

Like a regular vacation, except it sucks

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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

"A man cheating on Beyoncé is all I need to know about men"

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Wholesome Tweets Making The Crummy Days Better

The good, happy side of the internet

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A Collection Of The Best Galentine's Day Tweets

Because who needs men anyway?

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Funny, Relatable Tweets About Women's Dating Life

As a woman, dating can be tough

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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

Yikes.

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Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

You're quite welcome.

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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Luckily, parents have Twitter to express their true feelings

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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

Parents -- They're are just like us! But with kids.

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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

And it's better than we could've imagined.

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Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

Why do women need their own pink glue sticks?

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30-Year-Old Aging Tropes That Turned Out To Be True (Tweets)

"What is something about aging you always thought was a trope but turned out to be true?"

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Twitter Thread Of Users Revealing Their Worst Interview

Great 'worst' interview stories shared in Twitter thread created by Harriet Williamson

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Tweets About The Concept Of Time (25 Panic-Induced Tweets)

"Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into the future."

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Inspiring Thread Of People Accomplishing Their Dream At All Ages

People who are accomplishing their dreams, regards of their age

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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

In a Twitter thread, Kimmel shared his insane and unbelievable story when traveling to Mexico

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