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People Reveal The Biggest Scandals At Their High School

High school drama is the best type of drama
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People Show How Family Genes 'Hit Copy And Paste' - Twitter Thread

It's like looking in the mirror
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Funny Tweets About Bizarre Things That Only Happen In College

'I'm teaching myself a class that I'm paying for'
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Woman's Tweet Praising Short Husband Inspires Others To Do The Same

Breaking down the height stigma
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All Too Relatable Quarantine Fitness Tweets

Exercise isn't for everyone
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Chrissy Teigen Asks For People's 'One Minute Of Fame' Moments, Hilarity Ensues

Fame is fickle
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Raising Teenagers

Nobody is prepared to raise teenagers
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Relatable Tweets About Food For All The Foodies To Devour

Om nom nom
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Kids Whose Brutal Honesty Was 100% Savage

Some kids have no filter whatsoever
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Parents Tweet About Their Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Their Kids

Have kids they said. It will be fun, they said
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 7, 2020)

The ruthless women of Twitter
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Funny Video Meeting Mishaps From The Last Few Weeks

Technology doesn't always work in our favor
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Accurate Tweets Summing Up Social Distancing For Introverts

"Introverts: flattening the curve since forever"
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Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

People explain how bored they are in quarantine
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Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

Go back to sleep dude
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Mega-Binge: Life Is Beautiful (50 Wholesome Stories)

Little reminder that life is beautiful
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