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funny tweets by women about masturbation - cover image about masturbating to Ryan Gosling in the movie theater | Anna Kendrick @Annakendrick47 Ugh NEVER going Ryan Gosling movie theater again. Apparently masturbating back row is still considered inappropriate

Funniest Masturbation Tweets From Women

tweets from people mocking the way americans eat vegemite - cover photo making fun of americans eating vegemite on a spoon | savanna calton @savannacalton hate Americans try vegemite first time. They always put on spoon straight up, and say "Ew 's so salty does anyone eat and like UM know else is salty: SALT but dont go eating on giant spoon IRRESPONSIBLE

Tweets Of People Disrespecting How Americans Eat Vegemite

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Tweets That Would Be Nonsense In 2019 But Make Sense In 2020

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Man Tweets How He Saved Woman From Strangers

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People Reveal The Biggest Scandals At Their High School

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People Show How Family Genes 'Hit Copy And Paste' - Twitter Thread

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Funny Tweets About Bizarre Things That Only Happen In College

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Woman's Tweet Praising Short Husband Inspires Others To Do The Same

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All Too Relatable Quarantine Fitness Tweets

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Chrissy Teigen Asks For People's 'One Minute Of Fame' Moments, Hilarity Ensues

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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Raising Teenagers

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Relatable Tweets About Food For All The Foodies To Devour

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Kids Whose Brutal Honesty Was 100% Savage

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Parents Tweet About Their Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Their Kids

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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 7, 2020)

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Funny Video Meeting Mishaps From The Last Few Weeks

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“Focus on being a real man": Grandma smashes 7-year-old grandson's lego set to spite his dad, he bans her from their home until she apologises

“Focus on being a real man": Grandma smashes 7-year-old grandson's lego set to spite his dad, he bans her from their home until she apologises

24-year-old refuses to share new Wi-Fi password until influencer roommate agrees to remove videos that show her sleeping in the background: “I don't think I'm asking for much - just basic privacy in my own home?”

24-year-old refuses to share new Wi-Fi password until influencer roommate agrees to remove videos that show her sleeping in the background: “I don't think I'm asking for much - just basic privacy in my own home?”

19 and 20-year-old bio sisters abandon their 9-year-old stepsister, mom gets tough love from her sister about it: “If you hadn’t lied to your daughter, then maybe she wouldn’t be hurting”

19 and 20-year-old bio sisters abandon their 9-year-old stepsister, mom gets tough love from her sister about it: “If you hadn’t lied to your daughter, then maybe she wouldn’t be hurting”

Flashback to the 90s With These Iconic Memes That Tickle Our Nostalgia Bone

Flashback to the 90s With These Iconic Memes That Tickle Our Nostalgia Bone

Mom refuses to straighten 1.5 year old daughter's curly hair for sister-in-law bride that demands matching flower girls: "It's a ridiculous request for a toddler!"

Mom refuses to straighten 1.5 year old daughter's curly hair for sister-in-law bride that demands matching flower girls: "It's a ridiculous request for a toddler!"

26 Star Wars Memes for Starry-Eyed Couples Engaging the Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon

26 Star Wars Memes for Starry-Eyed Couples Engaging the Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon