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woman tweet short husband wife stigma praise height | Lizz Adams @Lizz Happily married my 5'5" king 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about only date tall men guess

Woman's Tweet Praising Short Husband Inspires Others To Do The Same

Breaking down the height stigma
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All Too Relatable Quarantine Fitness Tweets

Exercise isn't for everyone
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chrissy teigan funny tweet fame one minute | sam thor @sthor97 Replying chrissyteigen used work at John Oliver and 5 seconds this photo being punched face VEEK YO

Chrissy Teigen Asks For People's 'One Minute Of Fame' Moments, Hilarity Ensues

Fame is fickle
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funny tweets teenagers parents fail twitter | Steve Olivas @steveolivas At airport. Just kissed 13yo son on his forehead. He reacted like Dracula getting impaled by wooden stake.

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Raising Teenagers

Nobody is prepared to raise teenagers
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funny tweets food ridiculous om nom | Elspeth Eastman @ElspethEastman Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado RIPE NOW Avocado: okay were bathroom so rotted

Relatable Tweets About Food For All The Foodies To Devour

Om nom nom
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kids no filter tweet honesty kids these days funny tweets | jugs bunny alliewach told my 6 yr old nephew he gonna get coal christmas he said don't care put grill and cook burger. Damn

Kids Whose Brutal Honesty Was 100% Savage

Some kids have no filter whatsoever
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funny tweets parenting kids | Jacob Nosal Follow @JacobNosal Replying scottlincicome my son turned 2 found out do fact, negotiate with terrorists. 4:43 PM 8 Jul 2019

Parents Tweet About Their Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Their Kids

Have kids they said. It will be fun, they said
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 7, 2020)

The ruthless women of Twitter
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Funny Video Meeting Mishaps From The Last Few Weeks

Technology doesn't always work in our favor
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Accurate Tweets Summing Up Social Distancing For Introverts

"Introverts: flattening the curve since forever"
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Jimmy Fallon hashtag Challenge twitter funny coronavirus covid-19 quarantine | jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon 's time Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us funny thing done pass time quarantine, and tag with #ImSoBoredl. Could be on show! | Elise @mills_elise Replying jimmyfallon #ImSoBoredlI cooked full three course meal, and ate all by myself whilst pretending on cooking show won.

Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

People explain how bored they are in quarantine
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tweet 2020 coma patient coronavirus covid-19 coma 2016 election patient | Travis Akers @travisakers Describe 2020 someone who has been coma since day before 2016 election, using only 5 words. | Dr. Jack Brown @DrGJackBrown Replying travisakers 's plural Apocalypse?

Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

Go back to sleep dude
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Mega-Binge: Life Is Beautiful (50 Wholesome Stories)

Little reminder that life is beautiful
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People's Far-From-Glamorous WFH Setups

Desperate times calls for creativity
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Woman Raises Charity By Creating Website For Coronavirus Relationship Dramas

She raised $5000 in two days from people's drama
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Love And Relationship Memes In The Time Of Coronavirus

Covid-19: Bringing out the romantic in us all
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