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Funniest And Most Awkward Wedding Fails

Whether you've spent months planning a lavish wedding, or you've thrown together a shotgun ceremony, your wedding day is one of the happiest days of your life and of course, you want it to be perfect. There will always be some things that can happen which are beyond your control—think bad weather and traffic—but sometimes things happen that you could never see coming.

We've compiled a list of the most unfortunate wedding fails, including injured brides, drunken guests, and wardrobe mishaps. From the harrowing to the hilarious, these weddings will definitely stick in the memories of the happy couple, and their guests, for a long time.

wedding fails, tweets, bride, groom, fail, love, couple, funny tweets, funny wedding photos | Rose @KristenRose124 My aunt's wedding got awkward best man got drunk announced during toast he love with groom WeddingFail
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Basic Life Skills Some Adults Never Mastered

Being an adult isn't easy. Kids assume we've got it all figured out, but truthfully, we have no idea what we're doing most of the time. From struggling to tie our shoelaces to not knowing how much spaghetti you actually need for one portion, here are some of the basic life skills that some adults never mastered, who aren't ashamed to admit it. 

life hacks, adult, funny tweets, twitter, life skills, adulting | tweet Text - Alexa Cramer @al4exy Follow Replying to @jdesmondharris I can't properly hard boil or soft boil an egg. It seems simple but I find a way to f it up every time. If someone in the family wants eggs they get scrambled no matter what they ask for. 4:20 PM - 5 Aug 2019
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Nightmare Of Vacationing With Kids

This time of year makes it seem like winter will never end. It's cold, it's miserable and it's grey and summer seems like a world away. You're patiently counting down to your summer vacation, especially if you have kids. Because summer vacations are made up of those blissful moments where your perfectly behaved kids will accompany you sightseeing around Europe and won't complain once about leaving the hotel pool for just one goddamn day. Ok, we're exaggerating. They might have the odd tantrum here or there. Fine, if we're being honest, is it really even a vacation if your kids are with you? Sure, there are some fun moments, but you'll probably need another vacation right after it to recover. 

These parents on Twitter managed to capture the all too relatable nightmare moments of traveling with kids, which will make you glad that it's not summer yet!

vacation, kids, parents, funny tweets, nightmare, tweets, twitter, camping, holiday | tweet by dax shepard @daxshepard There are men who have scaled Everest who wouldnt dare travel with two kids under 3 warrior #dadbeast. 8:59 PM Dec 29, 2015 Twitter Android 80 Retweets 940 Likes
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. Sometimes the digs are justified, sometimes they are funny and other times they are just dumb. But when it comes to women roasting men, there's no holding back and sometimes the tweets are brutal (-ly honest), and frankly, very relatable. In a true battle of the sexes, the female wrath is unleashed in all its force and provides us with pure comedy gold in the process. 

Here is a selection of some of the funniest tweets from women dragging men to within an inch of their lives.    

funny tweets, roasting, women, men, tweets, twitter, battle of the sexes | tweet by bailey @doyalikebaileys men b like all said women don't deserve rights why are u mad at
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Wholesome Tweets Making The Crummy Days Better

The world can be a dark place, full of sad and heartbreaking news. We believe that everyone deserves to hear a heartwarming story or two to brighten up their dark day or a bad mood, so here is a collection of some of the most wholesome tweets out there. They'll restore your faith in humanity, make you smile and maybe even bring out the "awwwww" in you. As it turns out, the world isn't all that bad. 

heartwarming tweets, wholesome tweets, happy, faith, faith in humanity restored, tweets | tweet by Brendan @BernardScrambls Just drove past little boy with lemonade stand wasn't going stop but he looked at and deadass started miming himself throwing lasso at my car and pulling didn't have choice s lawless land out here West but now have lemonade
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A Collection Of The Best Galentine's Day Tweets

"Is there a typo in the title? Don't you mean Valentine's Day", I'm hearing you ask? 

Nope - Galentine's Day is a concept, or holiday, created by Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec. It takes place on February 13, when, in her words, "My lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home, and we just come and kick it, breakfast-style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It's like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Plus frittatas." 

So basically, it's a time for us babes to kick it back at brunch while celebrating ourselves and each other, and telling Valentine's Day to do one. Sounds pretty good to me! In the spirit of this great day, here are some of the best Galentine's Day tweets on the internet; inspired by Leslie Knope's genius, empowering women the world over, and giving strong female friendships the credit they deserve. 

Galentine's day, funny tweets, women, friendship, friends, valentines day, female, empowerment, support | tweet abbey @louisavontrapp valentines day is garbage fake holiday but galentine's day is beautiful and wholesome and fun fake holiday and will die defending
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Funny, Relatable Tweets About Women's Dating Life

The world of dating and relationships is an absolute minefield. Between mustering up the strength to go on yet another Bumble date and trying your hardest to not f*ck it up if you manage to find someone you like and who likes you, it's a lot of work. Love certainly isn't for the faint-hearted. No one can really prove whether women have it harder than men, but the female population certainly has their own set of struggles. In honor of Valentine's Day coming up, here are some all-too-relatable tweets that accurately describe the world of love, dating and everything in between for women. 

love, relationship tweets, funny tweets, valentine's day, relatable, women, memes, funny memes, tweets | x-files Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully with her arms crossed tweet by @karenmoodys s been 20 years and still fed up listening men FBI
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Foodisasters: Men And Cooking Don't Always Go Hand-In-Hand

Yikes. We've got some real foodisaster winners up in here! 

To be fair, cooking can rather difficult and most people should be practicing their skills (you know who you are!), 'cause practice makes perfect!

On the other hand... a lot of these just seem like common sense. 

Either way, we thoroughly enjoyed reading these and are thankful that even though we aren't that great of cooks... we know not to dump a can of spaghetti sauce into the boiling water. 


funny food men tweets cooking twitter lol wtf yikes disaster cringe | tweet by Natalie Hess @hess_natalie Replying cottoncandaddy once asked my bf open jar spaghetti sauce and turned around he pouring into boiling pasta water
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Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

If you're a woman, sometimes your ovaries will scream "WANT!" at you, when you come across a cute baby. That is known as baby fever. 

However, sometimes, you're not ready for such a thing and need to be reminded of that. So, we're here to save you. 

You're quite welcome.

Here are 19 tweets that will help you remember that kids are not always as magical as Instagram portrays them to constantly be! Here is the real, unspeakable side to parenting. 

funny tweets kids babies baby fever parents parenting lol twitter relatable | Steve @papaneedscoffee 2y.o eating his lunch Papa's coffee hot Yeah baby 's hot, don't touch 2y.o blow on Papa at this point witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt blow on my freshly made coffee, only spit half eaten chicken nugget straight into 164K 4:09 PM Jan 28, 2020
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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Sesame Street is a children's television series filled with great educational messages. And even though it debuted over 50 years ago, kids everywhere (and parents) still watch the beloved children's show.

And even though parents do watch it with their kids, many will say it is absolutely the ban of their existence. With those high-pitched character voices, songs that feel like someone is drilling into your ear-hole, and just nonstop confusing backstories. 

Luckily, the parents of today have Twitter to express their true feelings. (Sorry parents of yesterday, we truly do feel your pain)


sesame streets parents tweets parenting kids lol relatable funny twitter | tweet by SpacedMom @copymama Every parent is basically Oscar Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living trash can.
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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

Parents -- They're are just like us! Err, just with kids.. 

And when it comes to Netflix, there might not be a more loving and supporting Netflix crowd than parents. 

Many parents have admitted to the fact that Netflix does play a large role in their daily life -- or at the very least have tweeted about it. 

Here are 22 tweets from parents on their undying love for Netflix (and honestly, same):



netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020
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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Honesty is an important virtue that a majority of parents try to instill on their young ones, so they can grow to be well-rounded individuals. 

Not these parents, of course. 

Just kidding, we know a little white lie never hurt anyone! In fact, some lies can end up benefiting the kid and their poor, exhausted parents. So what's the harm? Plus, it's kind of freakin' hilarious.

Here is a collection of ridiculous lies that parents have convinced their kids were truths: 

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked
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Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

Seriously? Why do women need their own pink glue sticks? How is that going to help anyone anywhere?

Here is a Twitter thread, by user @themouseyouknow, on completely and ridiculous products that have for some reason been given genders. 

There's even a Twitter account, @genderproducts, dedicated to "collecting discoveries of unnecessarily gendered products from Twitter and around the world."

tweets gender products wtf funny lol why weird twitter men woman | tweet by themouseyouknow unnecessarily gendered products, a thread: the 2 genders man and apricot. FOR YOU shampoo for men, FOR YOU shampoo apricot
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30-Year-Old Aging Tropes That Turned Out To Be True (Tweets)

Twitter user, @exfatalist, asked the 30-year-old's of Twitter, "what is something about aging you always thought was a trope but turned out to be true?"

As one user wrote, "straight up forgetting years." 

Years? I can barely recall an entire decade! 

Have something to add to this list? Share it with us in the comments below! 


aging 30 tweets true funny sad life twitter | tweet by exfatalist Hey, Over 30 Twitter something about aging always thought trope but turned out be true? l'll go first: random backaches simply *existing* after three decades suboptimal posture
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Twitter Thread Of Users Revealing Their Worst Interview

Oh man, oh man! So many great 'worst' interview stories were shared in a Twitter thread created by Harriet Williamson

We can't pick a favorite, we love them all equally. 

Please share your worst interview stories with us -- we seriously can't get enough. 

funny tweets worst interview lol interview twitter | tweet by so_bad_ass went an interview really hungover interviewer came meet and show room, she held out her hand guiding way my hungover state stood up and held her hand! Both us were too embarrassed let go so walked interview room hand hand.
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Ridiculous Things People Have Overheard At Work

Sitting in an office with your coworkers for the best part of eight hours a day means you're bound to become comfortable with each other. And when you're spending that much time with the same people day in and day out, it's easy to let your guard down and say some pretty stupid things. Whether it's gossip over lunch or small talk at the water cooler, workplace conversations can often be the furthest thing from intelligence. 

Here are 20 tweets showing some of the dumbest and funniest conversation snippets people have overheard their coworkers say. We don't know about you, but they definitely make us feel a little better about ourselves – and our coworkers.

tweets work stupid overheard lol funny twitter workplace coworkers | man angry at a laptop. tweet by DianneValiando Overheard office Well s time open up my e-mail and see who's going piss off today
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