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The Most Unhinged "Ask Polly" Letter About In-Laws Trying To Poison Their Daughter-In-Law

In this Ask Polly letter, a woman suspects her in-laws are trying to deliberately poison/kill her and we're seriously disturbed after reading her entire letter. The advice columnist, Heather Havrilesky, was just as disturbed and shared it on her Twitter account. 

Even IF the in-laws believed she wasn't as allergic to mushrooms as the woman claims to be, it's still pretty disgusting behavior to constant parade the food in front of her!

What are your thoughts on the subject? 

Via The Cut: Ask Polly


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14 Tweets That Superbly Sum Up Teen TV Dramas

YUP. If you've ever watched any TV drama that has teens or is popular with teens, you've be able to read these tweets and say, "my thoughts exactly!" 


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Woman Discovers Her Boyfriend Was Cheating Thanks To This Photo And Twitter Detectives

Cheating boyfriends suck. Plain and simple. And while technology makes it easier to connect with random hookups, the chances of getting catch is also much higher. All it takes it one photo going viral and you're busted. 

However, in this case, the two woman who were cheated on work together to out him, and that's sort of beautiful. 

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27 Dads Here To Lay Out The Hard Truth That Is Fatherhood (Tweets)

Where the dads at?! We love and appreciate you! If you're a dad, you will be able to relate to this list like no other! And if not, this here is exactly what it's life! 

Enjoy these fatherhood tweets!

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A Collection Of Relatable Tweets And Memes For Those Who Hate Socializing

Everyone can relate to these tweets and memes on some level. And why?

Because socializing is exhausting. You gotta think of questions to ask, topics to dive into, and just hope it'll all be over soon so you can crawl back into your comfortable cave and watch some Netflix. E X H A U S T I N G.

Thankfully, we have these relatable tweets and memes that perfectly sum up what it's like when you hate socializing.


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17 People Who Finally Are Realizing The Truth... That Hammocks Are Overrated (Tweets)

When you think of vacations, you picture yourself out on the beach, or in a hammock sipping a fruity cocktail. The truth is, hammocks are nice once you get in them... but there is no graceful, or easy way out. Thus turning the experience into the complete opposite of relaxing.

Now there's anxiety in it's place, and your foot gets caught in the net as it flips you over, and you land on your back and spend the next few weeks explaining your ginormous bruise to everyone who sees. Doesn't ring a bell? Must've just been me, then. 

What these tweets (and I) are trying to saying is... hammocks suck.  

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Kids Will Always Be The Ultimate Savage Roasters (18 Tweets And Posts)

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!

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Woman Shares Her Relief To Finding Out Her Obsessive Stalker Has Died

This is a terrifying story that could've ended very differently. And it's sad that it took her stalker's death for it to stop, and the only way she was able to experience relief and gain control of her life once more. 

Twitter user, @johnniejae, shared her terrifying experience as a teenager, having an a stalker. The encounter started innocently enough, at the library and just escalated from there.

Did you know that an estimated 15.2% of women (18.3 million women) have experienced a form of stalking during their lifetime that made them feel in fear for their lives? 

Additionally, an estimated 5.7% of men (or nearly 6.5 million men) have experienced stalking victimization during their lifetimes. And among female stalking victims, an estimated 60.8% were stalked by a former partner.

Pretty scary, wouldn't you say? 

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18 Perfectly Curated Tweets For Those Who Despise Mushrooms

Mushrooms. A food that nearly half the population can't seem to agree on. For many people, mushrooms are pure magic (hallucination jokes aside), while for others, the can't seem to get past the texture, or the actual fact that the mushroom is a fungus. 

Which, we admit, doesn't sound too appetizing if you put it like that. 

If you're a mushroom hater, this one is for you! 

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Woman Goes Viral For Embracing Wine Stain To The Max On A White Outfit

And honestly, freakin' KUDOS. I cannot begin to tell you just how many white outfits I've stained, it's gotten to a point where I just no longer buy any items of clothing in white! And it's such a shame. 

When @MiaWiliamson_ tweeted about how her friend @eleanorwaltonn had red wine spilled all over her new (and gorgeous) white jumpsuit, I felt that down to my soul! However, Eleanor didn't know what I would've done. Which would be a lot of complained (a lot), curse the heavens above, and vacate the premises naked as I run in a useless attempt against time to remove the stains.

No. Eleanor decided to just let it be and if this was the way, why not take it all the way? And with the help of friends, drowned the once white jumpsuit in red wine, thus obtaining a trendy hippie tie-dye effect instead!

I applaud her.

 


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14 'Dumb' Ideas That Would Actually Make The World A Better Place

An interesting question asked by @bijanstephan sparked some pretty reasonable answers!

Do you have any 'dumb' ideas that would make the world a better place? We've got one! A separate freeway JUST for trucks! That way, those who are terrified of the giant metal traps can drive without anxiety and there would probably be way less tragic accidents. 

Let us know in the comments below your not-so-dumb idea! 

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A Short Yet Important Thread To Read If You're Feeling Ugly Today

This following thread, by @alexdurog, may be a year old but it's so lifting and positive that it should be shared every week or so. This is for anyone who needs a little lift in their day, or life. 

You are beautiful.

Don't feel like you are? Read below, might change your perception. 

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If You Have A Kid, Get Ready For Some Nonstop Petty Negotiations (24 Tweets)

And when we say nonstop, we mean nonstop. Trade lawyer, @scottlincicome, tweeted "Nobody tells you parenthood is basically an infinite series of petty negotiations," and it struck a chord in many parents who then shared their own recent petty negotiations with their kids.

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People Share The Worst Career Advice They've Ever Received And It's Awfully Inspiring

Sometimes, it's totally OK not to heed the advice of friends and your superiors -- especially when they're limiting your full-potential! Don't let anyone stop you from trying and doing what makes YOU happy! 

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The Airport Is A Godless, Lawless Place And These 26 Tweets Only Confirm That

When you think of hell, you might not realize the fact that we've actually all been there -- the airport. The endless lines, the insanely over-priced food, the incompetent people who never seem to have all their sh*t together -- EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO DO SO!

OK -- deep breaths. But that exactly is what the airport does to people, all logic and rational emotions go straight out the window. 


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26 Sleep-Struggle Tweets That Are Just Way Too Real

If you've ever experienced insomnia, night terrors, or any other sleeping disorders -- these tweets are right up your alley! Nothing beats a good night sleep and it's infuriating when you aren't able to get that much-needed rest. 

Here 26 insomniacs who you can resonate with:

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