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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (May 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - Eden Dranger O @Eden_Eats Kinda rude for the automatic toilet to flush before l'm even done crying. 12:54 AM · 5/5/22 · Twitter Web App

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (May 2, 2022)| thumbnail text - Sue Sylvester apologist @jaxajueny If rebirth is real I pray I don't get born into a YouTube vlog family 6:48 am 26 Apr 2022. Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 22, 2022)| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law It's dad law that if you encounter a group of children building a sand castle at the beach, you have to ask them if they have the appropriate permits. 1:01 AM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 21, 2022)| thumbnail text - broti gupta @BrotiGupta me: Soup is one of the top five wettest foods of all time my ophthalmologist: please open your eyes 12:35 AM · Mar 16, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Accomplish whatever tasks you have today with the confidence of a kid who claims to have brushed their teeth 2:08 PM · Mar 10, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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A Euphoria TikTok Account Created an Imaginary Twitter Thread Between Characters and it's Spot On

A Euphoria TikTok Account Created an Imaginary Twitter Thread Between Characters and it's Spot On

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Tweets About Applying For Jobs That Reminded Us How Dumb Hard It Can Be| thumbnail text - first-mate prance ... @bocxtop no more job applications asking if they can contact a previous employer, like why are u so insecure? don't worry about my ex let's focus on us 6:52 PM · 2/5/21 · Twitter Web App 8,020 Retweets 115 Quote Tweets 104K Likes

Tweets About Applying For Jobs That Reminded Us How Dumb Hard It Can Be

Funniest Tweets From The Past Chaotic Month| thumbnail text - maddy rose fellows @mabbylmao ... how do people live in LA? aren't you worried about running into james corden 11:39 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From The Past Chaotic Month

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Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago. 9:18 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jordan Ashleigh @JordanAshleighF My coworker saw me eating pizza and said "I had pizza today too" and I replied "Pizza Monday!" What. What was that. 7:35 PM · Jan 31, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901

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Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - JDan Follow @Social_Mime Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. 17 63 123

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22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Hilarious| Thumbnail Text - Hand - dmbrookes While at work, the girl working behind me was trying to say "the pleasure was all mine" to a customer but it came out "I pleasure myself" 16h Reply

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Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text - preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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15 Best Tweets To Start The First Week Of 2022| Thumbnail Text - Fireworks - 2x @Brodi2x If I don't text you saying happy New Year we still gang I'm just lazy 10:14 PM Dec 31, 2021 120K Reply 1 Share this Tweet this is how i found out betty white died Today 1:50 PM betty white dying at 99 made me realize I never really kept it 100 with u... don't gotta respond but I hope u and ur family well

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Memes About Millennial Struggles That Generation Z Will Never Comprehend| thumbnail text - oliviaa @livvy_B... · Mar 30, 2018 •.. The thought of wearing low rise jeans actually makes me want to vomit 27 15 83

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