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14 'Dumb' Ideas That Would Actually Make The World A Better Place

An interesting question asked by @bijanstephan sparked some pretty reasonable answers!

Do you have any 'dumb' ideas that would make the world a better place? We've got one! A separate freeway JUST for trucks! That way, those who are terrified of the giant metal traps can drive without anxiety and there would probably be way less tragic accidents. 

Let us know in the comments below your not-so-dumb idea! 

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A Short Yet Important Thread To Read If You're Feeling Ugly Today

This following thread, by @alexdurog, may be a year old but it's so lifting and positive that it should be shared every week or so. This is for anyone who needs a little lift in their day, or life. 

You are beautiful.

Don't feel like you are? Read below, might change your perception. 

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If You Have A Kid, Get Ready For Some Nonstop Petty Negotiations (24 Tweets)

And when we say nonstop, we mean nonstop. Trade lawyer, @scottlincicome, tweeted "Nobody tells you parenthood is basically an infinite series of petty negotiations," and it struck a chord in many parents who then shared their own recent petty negotiations with their kids.

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People Share The Worst Career Advice They've Ever Received And It's Awfully Inspiring

Sometimes, it's totally OK not to heed the advice of friends and your superiors -- especially when they're limiting your full-potential! Don't let anyone stop you from trying and doing what makes YOU happy! 

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The Airport Is A Godless, Lawless Place And These 26 Tweets Only Confirm That

When you think of hell, you might not realize the fact that we've actually all been there -- the airport. The endless lines, the insanely over-priced food, the incompetent people who never seem to have all their sh*t together -- EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO DO SO!

OK -- deep breaths. But that exactly is what the airport does to people, all logic and rational emotions go straight out the window. 


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26 Sleep-Struggle Tweets That Are Just Way Too Real

If you've ever experienced insomnia, night terrors, or any other sleeping disorders -- these tweets are right up your alley! Nothing beats a good night sleep and it's infuriating when you aren't able to get that much-needed rest. 

Here 26 insomniacs who you can resonate with:

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This Right Here Is What Adulting Looks Like, If You Don't Like It -- Too Bad

Just another round up of some insanely relatable tweets on what it means and feels like to be an adult. Don't worry too much though, we're all miserable together. 

Hope that helps! 

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Women Reveal The Most Irrational Things They've Done Under The Influence Of Hormones

Ladies, we feel you. Everyone has a blow out once in awhile, and these women are revealing their most outrageous and maybe slightly ridiculous emotional moments. So hang onto your seatbelts, we're about to trek a rollercoaster of emotions.

Twitter user @tinktwink started a thread of women sharing the most irrational things they've done whilst being under the influence of hormones and it doesn't get any realer than this. 

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The Best Tweets Of 2019 So Far (Top 20)

Want to hear something freaky? It's July and we are officially MORE than halfway through 2019. How crazy is that? And because the year is at its halfway mark, we've decided to collect 20 of the best tweets of 2019 thus far. 

Enjoy! 

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Powerful Twitter Thread About The #MeToo Movement And Sexual Harassment Is Getting Praised

This. If you were to read one thread today, let it be this one. Writer and activist, Mark Greene, sums up the #MeToo movement into a series of easy to comprehend tweets, and the best course of action to take to make this world safer, positive, and overall better for women AND men. 

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18 Tweets That Will Resonate With All You Introverts Out (In) There!

Here are 18 tweets that perfectly capture an introverts thoughts. Introverts are many things, we value time to ourselves, love it actually, large groups make us uncomfortable, and we absolutely hate-hate-hate phone calls (why can't you just text?). But most all of, we are silently strong. 

It can be tough living as an introvert, especially when your surroundings won't let you be. These spot-on tweets truly capture what it's like to be an introvert, for those of you who don't know what it's like and for those who will resonate with the following:


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Woman Claims To Have Felt Violated In 'Gender-Neutral' Restroom In A Series Of The Most Confusing Tweets

Huh? Is anyone else here able to decipher what it is she is trying to convey? No one seems to understand the layout of this bathroom and the scenario she described. All the internet detectives sprung forward with questions and possible solutions but will we ever know the truth? 

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25 Tweets About Marriage You Should Vow To Read

Love and marriage, love and marriage -They go together like a horse and carriage! These tweets may make you feel personally attacked but just know that you're not alone! 

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24 Weird Ex-Boyfriend Messages Will Have You Saying, "You Definitely Dodged A Bullet There"

And if you're not thinking they definitely dodged a bullet, you'll simply be scratching your head in complete confusion... because we sure are! Hissing from under the bed? Being jealous of the president of Mexico? What the actual heck?

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This Twitter Thread Is All About Movie Mistakes And Plot Holes You Never Noticed

Twitter user @jazz_inmypants kicked off a thread asking the community to share movie mistakes, bloopers, pictures and plot holes that bothered them but simply are not talked about enough. Twitter gladly joined in.  

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Twitter Is Ready To Cancel The Dalai Lama After He Says A Female Successor Should Be 'Attractive'

Oh come on, 2019! Throw us a bone here! The Dalai Lama, spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism, was interview by BBC this week and told the world that he believes a female successor would have to be attractive. You heard that correctly. Rajini Vaidyanathan, the BBC News reporter, published the interview on Twitter and it cause a stir as Twitter users are calling to 'cancel' the Dalai Lama. The conversation went like this:

Rajini Vaidyanathan: "You once said that you would be open to a female successor."

The Dalai Lama: "That's also possible."

Rajini Vaidyanathan: "You also told one of my colleagues that, that female must be attractive, otherwise it's not much use...Can you see why that comment upset a lot of women?"

The Dalai Lama: "If a female Dalai Lama comes, she should be more attractive." If not, "people, I think prefer, not see her, that face."

What are your thoughts on what the Dalai Lama is saying? Do you agree or disagree? 

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