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Funniest Marriage tweets We Saw This Past Week (May 11, 2022)| thumbnail text - KJ @IDontSpeakWhine Movie date night when you're married is spent passive aggressively turning up the volume on each other when the other chews too loudly. 5:30 PM · Apr 24, 2022 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 511 Likes

Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Past Week (May 11, 2022)

Nonstop hilarious moments

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (May 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - Eden Dranger O @Eden_Eats Kinda rude for the automatic toilet to flush before l'm even done crying. 12:54 AM · 5/5/22 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (May 9, 2022)

These women simply get it

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (May 2, 2022)| thumbnail text - Sue Sylvester apologist @jaxajueny If rebirth is real I pray I don't get born into a YouTube vlog family 6:48 am 26 Apr 2022. Twitter for iPhone

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These women get it

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 22, 2022)| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law It's dad law that if you encounter a group of children building a sand castle at the beach, you have to ask them if they have the appropriate permits. 1:01 AM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 22, 2022)

Parenting not recommended for those who can't laugh at their mistakes

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 21, 2022)| thumbnail text - broti gupta @BrotiGupta me: Soup is one of the top five wettest foods of all time my ophthalmologist: please open your eyes 12:35 AM · Mar 16, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 21, 2022)

These women simply get it

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Accomplish whatever tasks you have today with the confidence of a kid who claims to have brushed their teeth 2:08 PM · Mar 10, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 16, 2022)

These dads know what's up

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A Euphoria TikTok Account Created an Imaginary Twitter Thread Between Characters and it's Spot On

A Euphoria TikTok Account Created an Imaginary Twitter Thread Between Characters and it's Spot On

It's about Lexi's play and the thread captures how each character would tweet so perfectly.

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Tweets About Applying For Jobs That Reminded Us How Dumb Hard It Can Be| thumbnail text - first-mate prance ... @bocxtop no more job applications asking if they can contact a previous employer, like why are u so insecure? don't worry about my ex let's focus on us 6:52 PM · 2/5/21 · Twitter Web App 8,020 Retweets 115 Quote Tweets 104K Likes

Tweets About Applying For Jobs That Reminded Us How Dumb Hard It Can Be

The terror is real

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Funniest Tweets From The Past Chaotic Month| thumbnail text - maddy rose fellows @mabbylmao ... how do people live in LA? aren't you worried about running into james corden 11:39 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From The Past Chaotic Month

Get ready for giggle time

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Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago. 9:18 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week (Feb 16, 2022)

Unequivocally cool dudes

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jordan Ashleigh @JordanAshleighF My coworker saw me eating pizza and said "I had pizza today too" and I replied "Pizza Monday!" What. What was that. 7:35 PM · Jan 31, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901

Man Thinks Abs On Women Are 'Gross,' Here Are Some Of Twitter's Iconic Responses

Spoiler Alert: Nobody asked for his opinion

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Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - JDan Follow @Social_Mime Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. 17 63 123

Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot

Ah, the joys of marriage

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22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Hilarious| Thumbnail Text - Hand - dmbrookes While at work, the girl working behind me was trying to say "the pleasure was all mine" to a customer but it came out "I pleasure myself" 16h Reply

22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Really Funny

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Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text - preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

It's plain rude

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15 Best Tweets To Start The First Week Of 2022| Thumbnail Text - Fireworks - 2x @Brodi2x If I don't text you saying happy New Year we still gang I'm just lazy 10:14 PM Dec 31, 2021 120K Reply 1 Share this Tweet this is how i found out betty white died Today 1:50 PM betty white dying at 99 made me realize I never really kept it 100 with u... don't gotta respond but I hope u and ur family well

15 Best Tweets To Start The First Week Of 2022

First time we laughed this year

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