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Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience

It's amazing how some people have the ability to say so much without really saying anything of substance at all. Around here, we refer to such people as mansplainers. We all know that Mansplaining is nothing new, but nowadays we have the luxury of sharing/roasting every terrible mansplaining instance we have to experience on Twitter. We've truly come a long way, mansplainers, on the other hand, still have a lot to learn.

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience| thumbnail text - Danielle Nicki @Dani... Jul 25 #IfMenHadltTheirWay mansplaining would be an Olympic sport A MAN!A MAN HAS ARWEDI TO SHARE HIS MANLY VIEWS
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14 'Dumb' Ideas That Would Actually Make The World A Better Place

An interesting question asked by @bijanstephan sparked some pretty reasonable answers!

Do you have any 'dumb' ideas that would make the world a better place? We've got one! A separate freeway JUST for trucks! That way, those who are terrified of the giant metal traps can drive without anxiety and there would probably be way less tragic accidents. 

Let us know in the comments below your not-so-dumb idea! 

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Strange Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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People Tweet Where Their High School Bullies Are Now In Life

Unfortunately, bullies and high school come hand in hand. Kids can be mean, but as we all know, those who bully others are only hiding their own pain inside. Although that doesn't make it easier at the time, what might help, years later, is knowing that your bully got some comeuppance in adulthood. For those who were lucky enough to sail through high school without being picked on, good for you! But for those of you who did get bullied, it might be worth finding out what adulthood has in store for them. Because these people are Tweeting what their bullies do now, and by the sound of things, karma has a way of making everything turn out just the way it should.

people tweet about what their high school bully does now - tweet saying bully got addicted to meth aged 40 years | Mad Catz Anal Steer @theschwasound Replying thetzechun Got addicted meth and aged like 40 years horrible remember prayed God during high school something bad would happen him and felt super guilty saw him 15 years later like "Whoa God meant like he didn't get job he wanted" 1:54 AM Jul 18, 2020 Twitter Android >
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People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers

It sure is nice to think about the possibility of there being someone somewhere across the world who looks exactly like you. It happens all the time that we mistake certain celebs for someone else like Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. Side note: if you haven't googled a side-by-side of them yet, we highly recommend it, it even blew Perry's mind. Who knows if the rest of us will be as lucky in discovering our doppelgangers, but it may just be that they've already been animated.

On Twitter, people can't stop pointing out how similar these 'Cars' characters look to certain celebs, and it is thoroughly entertaining.

People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers| thumbnail text - blue (błękit). @CIRCUMAMBIENCE · Jul 10 this car kind of looks like winston churchill
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People Reveal Objections During Wedding Ceremonies They Witnessed

Wedding dramas are some of the best kinds of dramas. We know, we know, we shouldn't take pleasure from something ruining the happiest day of the happy couple's lives, but some things are too good not to share. Writer Elan Gale asked his followers on Twitter for real stories of people who witnessed objections made during wedding ceremonies and the replies were truly comical. Check them out and cringe!

tweet of bride's sister objecting to wedding because she was pregnant with the groom's baby | kc @k_swizzler93 Replying theyearofelan yes bride's sister objected by saying she pregnant. by groom year later groom married said sister. 2:30 AM Mar 18, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Very Extra Horoscope Tweets For Any Casual Astrologers

Astrology can be very confusing to those of us who never looked too much into it. From the outside, it looks like this crazy cult where people let the positioning of the stars dictate their life decisions. Sure, when you put it like that it might seem frivolous. But there are so many crazier superstitions people hold, and a lot of actual history backing up the observation of astrology. Basically, if you can enjoy the interesting aspects without having it take over your entire life, that's a good place to be.

So for any casual astrologers out there, here are some funny Tweets that you might just relate to.

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'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed

This was the ultimate reunion that no one ever thought was going to actually take place. But it really took place this weekend. Once and for all. And in case you were curious, no, I'm not okay. Neither is anyone who watched this show from beginning to end a disgusting amount of times. Now, of course, we all have to watch it again with the new critical information from the reunion that will likely never escape our psyches.

Apparently, Ross and Rachel did have crushes on each other in real life, and ... well these Tweets say it all.

'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed| thumbnail text - >> Izzy @tmlinson13 how do people expect me to be fine after today when I'll be forever carrying the knowledge of David and Jennifer were crushing on each other and reflecting that energy into Ross and Rachel? #FriendsReunion
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People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

As kids, we see the world through rose-tinted glasses, with a naively idealized view of pretty everything. But then we grow up, the bubble bursts, and real-life sets in, and everything falls apart. Most of us had some weird revelations as we got older and realized how naive we were as kids. These discoveries can be pretty embarrassing, but these brave people shared them with Twitter for your entertainment.

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Adulting Memes Which Spoke The Truth And Nothing But The Truth

Just another round-up of some insanely relatable memes on what it means and feels like to be an adult. None of us chose the adulting life, the adulting life forced itself on us. It's kind up rude when you think about it. Don't worry too much though, we're all miserable together.

Hope that helps! 

adult adulting tweets funny | Kayla Shaner @spaghetti lips Being an adult just means don't get rewarded anymore eat all food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream ate 5 and my mom said thought were on diet?"
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Relationship Memes For Those Of Us Who Love To Pick Fights

Being in a relationship comes with many ups and downs, and each phase progressively brings the both of you closer together. It's definitely a journey. Sometimes everything just seems to be going too right for some time though, and that's when our drama-instigator powers start tingling. There's no going back from that point.

It's a good thing they love you because IDK who else could handle it all. Just kidding! Just trying to start drama.

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy these Tweets!

Relationship Memes For Those Of Us Who Love To Pick Fights| thumbnail text - Brea Simone Follow @BreaSimone Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go. Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him.
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Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable

Therapy is amazing. We love therapy here. But we also recognize that once you open pandora's box, there is no going back. Anyone who has gone to therapy has had that, "OMG my life isn't boring, I'm severely f**ked up! Awesome!" It's just a necessary line to cross in order for progress to be made.

The nice thing is that everyone who attends therapy kind of shares an inside joke between them. Once you hear someone say, "Oh yeah, my therapist said..." it's like a breath of fresh air. You realize that they're also in the club, and now your goal can be to make such an impact on them that they talk about you with their therapist. Just kidding of course.

If you also love to hate therapy, these Tweets may just speak to you.

Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable| thumbnail text - Vi @HonestlyVi Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized
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Man Thinks Abs On Women Are 'Gross,' Here Are Some Of Twitter's Iconic Responses

It really is amazing how much men think we really care about what they think. It's truly the audacity for me. Haven't we all agreed as a society that women barely adjust their appearance for the likes of men? Some of y'all really still think we dye our hair, try out new trends, work on our figures for men? That's rich. I think all women who read his comment can agree that now is the perfect time to start bodybuilding. I've never had more motivation to get ripped than right now.

Luckily, the academics of Twitter had our backs, and if Richard's post made you uncomfortable, you will love these clap backs.

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901
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Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits

Although the talk of the town recently has been more centered around the Millennial vs Generation Z war, the boomers sure still get their fair share of roasting. They're not quite off the hook yet either unfortunately. How could they be though? They are so damn corny. And it will never not be entertaining to watch them deal with technology as if its their direct enemy. There is no "Ok, Boomer" without real life boomers, and for that, they are iconic.

If you know any boomers, which you most definitely do, you might find this Twitter thread relatable.

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits| thumbnail text - A dumber Drew Carey @RealCompuNerd Boomers love saying "let's see if I can do this." as if taking their iphone off speakerphone is emergency landing an aircraft 12:50 AM · Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 4, 2021)

Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone who speaks a completely different language than you? You both do your best to understand each other, you might try some exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements, but it gets very frustrating very fast. Well, this is kind of how it can feel talking to someone who depends on their entire life on their birth chart. Once they get into it, you can do your best to make sense of it, but really the deeper they go, the more complex it gets. 

At the end of the day, these people do basically speak a whole different language, and it's not even an entirely useless one considering millions of people really do follow astrology every day.

My strategy when discussing astrology is to simply smile and nod my head every few seconds. Maybe it'll work for you too? You can practice while reading these tweets.

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets For People Who Don't Get It Either (April 4, 2021)| thumbnail text - vaby vahus: *+ @lunagiiselle •.. DO YOU HAVE THREE TO FOUR ACCOUNTS ON EACH SOCIAL MEDIA AND ARE YOU A GEMINI?
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Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend

Remember way back in the day when we were about to approach a 4-day weekend? Seems like ancient history now. But there's no reason we cannot reminisce on the pure joy we had looking just a few days ago as we had this rare beauty to look forward to. We were so young back then, so naive. Heck, we had a whole 4-day weekend ahead of us! The options were limitless! Well actually the world is kind of going through something so I'm sure 90% of us spent it indoors, but it still felt good to get a break from the daily BS we all deal with.

Here's my official proposal for 4-day weekends every weekend. Anyone else with me?

Funny Memes We Can Use To Remember The Excitement Of A Four-Day Weekend| thumbnail text - aAk @Majinn_Mark A live look of what I want to do on my 4 day weekend..
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