Being in a relationship comes with many ups and downs, and each phase progressively brings the both of you closer together. It's definitely a journey. Sometimes everything just seems to be going too right for some time though, and that's when our drama-instigator powers start tingling. There's no going back from that point.
It's a good thing they love you because IDK who else could handle it all. Just kidding! Just trying to start drama.
Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy these Tweets!
Therapy is amazing. We love therapy here. But we also recognize that once you open pandora's box, there is no going back. Anyone who has gone to therapy has had that, "OMG my life isn't boring, I'm severely f**ked up! Awesome!" It's just a necessary line to cross in order for progress to be made.
The nice thing is that everyone who attends therapy kind of shares an inside joke between them. Once you hear someone say, "Oh yeah, my therapist said..." it's like a breath of fresh air. You realize that they're also in the club, and now your goal can be to make such an impact on them that they talk about you with their therapist. Just kidding of course.
If you also love to hate therapy, these Tweets may just speak to you.
It really is amazing how much men think we really care about what they think. It's truly the audacity for me. Haven't we all agreed as a society that women barely adjust their appearance for the likes of men? Some of y'all really still think we dye our hair, try out new trends, work on our figures for men? That's rich. I think all women who read his comment can agree that now is the perfect time to start bodybuilding. I've never had more motivation to get ripped than right now.
Luckily, the academics of Twitter had our backs, and if Richard's post made you uncomfortable, you will love these clap backs.
Although the talk of the town recently has been more centered around the Millennial vs Generation Z war, the boomers sure still get their fair share of roasting. They're not quite off the hook yet either unfortunately. How could they be though? They are so damn corny. And it will never not be entertaining to watch them deal with technology as if its their direct enemy. There is no "Ok, Boomer" without real life boomers, and for that, they are iconic.
If you know any boomers, which you most definitely do, you might find this Twitter thread relatable.
Have you ever tried having a conversation with someone who speaks a completely different language than you? You both do your best to understand each other, you might try some exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements, but it gets very frustrating very fast. Well, this is kind of how it can feel talking to someone who depends on their entire life on their birth chart. Once they get into it, you can do your best to make sense of it, but really the deeper they go, the more complex it gets.
At the end of the day, these people do basically speak a whole different language, and it's not even an entirely useless one considering millions of people really do follow astrology every day.
My strategy when discussing astrology is to simply smile and nod my head every few seconds. Maybe it'll work for you too? You can practice while reading these tweets.
Remember way back in the day when we were about to approach a 4-day weekend? Seems like ancient history now. But there's no reason we cannot reminisce on the pure joy we had looking just a few days ago as we had this rare beauty to look forward to. We were so young back then, so naive. Heck, we had a whole 4-day weekend ahead of us! The options were limitless! Well actually the world is kind of going through something so I'm sure 90% of us spent it indoors, but it still felt good to get a break from the daily BS we all deal with.
Here's my official proposal for 4-day weekends every weekend. Anyone else with me?
Lucky for us Twitter has brought us a new meme format, and it is both dark and hilarious. Just what we all need right now. Hard to know where it started but the general concept is pretty easy to catch on to. It seems like there are very few boundaries too, it's really just a beautiful way to remember someone. Personally, I wouldn't mind if this meme format sticks around for a bit since it is kind of informative too. The more random the historical figure, the funnier.
If you're a history buff or just someone who appreciates sarcastic humor in general, you will probably thoroughly enjoy these tweets.
We're so used to coming to the internet and seeing only negative things or simply funny memes. But often, there's also actual positivity to go around! On the Twitter-sphere, people shared life advice that changed their life for the better. A Twitter user asked people what life advice they have under their belt, and people really pulled through. Keep scrolling if you want to find out the secrets to life, according to Twitter.
I don't know about you, but I don't really know anybody who doesn't like Australia (except for maybe Kiwis from New Zealand). Yes, this is 100% a generalization, but the people seem so unproblematic compared to Americans. What's not to like about Australian culture either? You may find that many people have very strong opinions on Vegemite, but personally, it doesn't get in the way of my appreciation for the land down under. So, Australia, keep doing what you're doing, Americans seem to be loving each and every bit of it.
And if you don't give a sh*t about how American's feel about you that's cool too, you can just laugh at these Tweets.
Prince William was just named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' on the planet according to a new study using google, though it appears that most Twitter users have different thoughts. When this news broke out it did not take long for people to develop suspicions. Does this have anything to do with the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview? What is this new study that 'uses google?' How did the Duke of Cambridge beat out Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Michael Jordan, and Stanley Tucci?
Stanley Tucci alone has received much love from Twitter during these trying times, I can already feel that the 'Justice for Stanley' has the potential to blow up the internet. And, as a Stanley Tucci STAN... I'm not mad about it.
People who believe in astrology are definitely a type. Don't get me wrong, I occasionally find myself relating to my horoscope, and I've noticed that most of my friends are fire signs, but that's basically the extent of it. However, some people are on a completely different level. Loving astrology is one thing, but If someone's zodiac stops you from pursuing a relationship with them, or your horoscope stops you from leaving the house one day, maybe reconsider your priorities.
These very extra tweets about astrology make us laugh every time. No hard feelings, but coming for people who don't say things like, "Pisces moon tonight, y'all watch out," these are just too funny.
There's a lot of perks of aging. You have more experience, more weighted advice, more money (hopefully), and you probably just give less of a f**k in general about the little things. Having adult problems means not caring so much about the things that used to paralyze you when you were young and naive, like being caught wearing the same pair of jeans twice in the same week or having your crush find out you have a picture of him on your wall that you kiss every night before bed... Unless we keep doing that stuff when we're 40. Let me know... for research.
These hilarious Tweets truly prepare you for what your 40's may look like.
#Lifewithoutmenwouldbe is trending on Twitter and there are a lot of thought-provoking responses. Well, men are an interesting breed. They definitely come in handy sometimes, like when you need to open a jar or restart your computer...
I'm just kidding, this hashtag is ridiculous because we all know that there are incredible men out there, and had this been the opposite hashtag it would have not been acceptable on any social media platform. It seems most people understand that this is a joke because there are hundreds of hilarious posts. Here are some of the most captivating ones.
Does anyone else get very amused, but lowkey frightened, by people who are so invested in astrology? Like, I want to laugh at them, but sometimes I wonder if they're on to something far too complex for me to understand... eh, probably not. People who spend all day analyzing their star chart, and predicting the next time mercury is in retrograde, well at least they've found something they're passionate about. Plus their tweets are so funny without even trying, and for that reason I love them. Thank you, contemporary astrologers, for your unintentionally hilarious tweets.
The Kardashians are basically always trending on Twitter. They're always on our minds, in our feeds, and in our hearts. But seriously every single thing they do gets severely critiqued by millions of people every day, so they really have to check themselves. One little scandal can get blown way out of proportion in a matter of seconds.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not telling you we should all feel bad for them. Some of them are literally billionaires. When it comes to social scrutiny, they probably deserve a break, but when it comes to asking for money from their fans, even if it is to help a friend, a little roasting seems appropriate.
Once you have kids your entire life changes and a lot of adjustments need to be made to keep up with it. You have to try to have healthy snacks around the house, you can't get blackout drunk every Tuesday, and you need to deal with your child's incessant curiosity. I promise you, it never ends.
Why this? But why that? But why why why?
It can drive you insane. Sometimes it makes your life just a whole lot easier to tell a little white lie. It might not make a whole lot of sense, but it gets the job done. If you run out of useful white-lies, feel free to take any of these that fellow parents shared on Twitter.
