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All Abroad The Not-So-Classy Trains Of The Nation (Funny Tweets)

There's something awfully cool about taking a train, isn't there? Feels old-timey, and filled with murder mysteries! 

No?

Just us then? Oh well. 

To be honest, where we're from, train-taking isn't really all that common.. so it seems awfully exciting. At least we get to experience what it is like through this tweets!

And on that note -- we're kind of glad not to be riding these trains. Unless, of course, there is a murder mystery involved.

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Tweets Revealing Embarrassing Things Parents Have Done

"What is the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done in front of you?" is the question asked by Twitter user Nick Harvey

Not surprisingly, there's a lot of embarrassing moments and stories out there to share with all of you. 

Now it's our turn to ask you... what's the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done in front of you? Share your answers with us in the comments below!

Here are 25 of our absolute favorite embarrassing moments we came across:

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That Was Cold: Twitter Users Share Some Of Their Favorite Burns

Jimmy Fallon ask this Twitter followers to share their favorite burn that you've either given or received, and tag it with #ThatWasCold.

Well, some Twitter users had some really great, and savage, burns to share and we've collected all the best ones for you. 

For you have a #ThatWasCold burn of your own? Share it with us in the comments! 

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'Gender Reveal Party' Tweets: The Best Part Of This Madness

It's no secret that a majority of folks are completely over the whole 'gender reveal' extravaganza, even the woman who "invented" it actually regrets it! 

However, we can all mostly agree that tweets ABOUT 'gender reveal parties' are something we are completely not over. 

Keep 'em coming.  

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Truths About Food In The Workplace Revealed Through Tweets

If you can recall, in March 2018, a Twitter thread about an office lunch thief went viral. The tweet read, "Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I've been at any job ever. Ever." 

Almost all office workers can definitely relate to the all the food drama, maybe not on such a large and viral scale as the thread above, but to some degree. 

Here are some most amusing and relatable tweets about food in the office. We hope on some level, these tweets will remind you to label your lunch, or think twice before you help yourself to someone else's snack.


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Happy Friday Tweets To Spread That Freedom

Guys, we did it. It was a group effort and we freakin' MADE IT because Friday is officially here! No better way to celebrate that fresh Friday feeling than with some Fri-Yay tweets!

Keep smiling, everyone! It's Friday! 

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Twitter Users Reveal Things They Do Before They Fall Asleep

And honestly, same. #BeforeIFallAsleep is trending on Twitter and users are sharing all the things they do right before falling asleep.

What do you do before you fall asleep? For me, personally, I re-live my entire day (not by choice) and my brain works hard to convince me that all my social interactions were beyond awkward and everyone noticed. So that's fun. 

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Twenty-Something Tweets That Sum Up Modern Dating

Modern dating may seem easier than ever but it certainly doesn't feel like that. Here are some real people summing up the hell that is modern dating in a tweet. 

All we can add is that these tweets are relatable as **. 

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Tweet Compilation Literally Just About Croutons

Apparently, croutons are having a moment right now on Twitter, and we needed to jump in right quick and let you know where we stand. We love croutons. So much that a lot of these tweets bashing on the delicious, small and hardened pieces of old bread really confuses us. And even upsets us, to be perfectly honest. 

However, as wise adults, we have to let people have their opinions and learn to let things go. 

...They though they're so very wrong. 

Croutons is life. 

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Yoga Tweets That Every Rational Person Can Sympathize With

Yoga. There are a lot of scientific benefits to yoga, it helps improve posture, your quality of sleep, flexibility, reduces inflammation, and helps with chronic pain etc., etc.. However, what we don't see to hear about trying to get into yoga...it's uncomfortable. Uncomfortable poses, yes, but also just filled with uncomfortable moments!

Ask any rational person, preferably not a yogi, and they will tell you the truth. Just like these tweets below. 


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Daylight Savings Memes And Tweets To Waste More Time

Daylight Savings is here and it's a happy and sad feeling all rolled into one. On one hand, you get an extra glorious hour of sleep and it's so delicious that for once you may actually wake up feeling refreshed. And on the other hand, the sun leaves us way too soon in the day, filling the world with darkness...and seasonal depression begins to set it. 

At least we get some tweets and memes to laugh about it. That helps...right? 

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Dylan Farella Tweets: What We Were Missing From Our Lives

Dylan Farella, is killing it on Twitter and we've taken notice! How have we gone this far without these tweets in our lives ? We just don't know. 

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Perfect Example Why You Shouldn't Judge Others (Twitter Thread)

You want to know what REAL FRIENDSHIP looks like? Read this. It's time we learn that some of the bullsh*t we see on social media doesn't represent the meaningful relationships we need in our lives. 

If you have a friend like this, let them know how much you appreciate them.

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Twenty-Four Exceedingly Relatable Balding Tweets

Aging isn't fun. Wrinkles, muscle pains, when did text become so blurry? Your body is making noises it wasn't yesterday and everything hurts. And for many men, getting older brings the fun concept of coming to terms with balding and forever having people mention your lack of hair. 

Did you know that according to the American Hair Loss Association, two-thirds of American men will experience some degree of appreciable hair loss by the age of 35? That's quite a lot. 

On the bright side, if you are in that statistic, just know that you are most definitely not alone. 

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Roommate Living: The Ups And Downs (24 Funny Tweets)

For some lucky few, roommate living can be really wonderful, full of hilarious moments and extreme bonding. In other cases, however, it's not always as great as one would imagine... Thank you, FRIENDS, for instilling this weird belief that you'll become the best of friends with your roommate and have nonstop funnies. 

At least we got these wonderful, relatable tweets to reflect back on:

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Twitter Users Properly Describe A Movie With One Sentence

Describe a movie with one sentence. Can you do it?

We love these accurate and short movie synopsis tweets! If these don't liven up your day, we're just not sure how to help you. 

Enjoy! 

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