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Twitter Thread Of Users Revealing Their Worst Interview

Oh man, oh man! So many great 'worst' interview stories were shared in a Twitter thread created by Harriet Williamson

We can't pick a favorite, we love them all equally. 

Please share your worst interview stories with us -- we seriously can't get enough. 

funny tweets worst interview lol interview twitter | tweet by so_bad_ass went an interview really hungover interviewer came meet and show room, she held out her hand guiding way my hungover state stood up and held her hand! Both us were too embarrassed let go so walked interview room hand hand.
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Ridiculous Things People Have Overheard At Work

Sitting in an office with your coworkers for the best part of eight hours a day means you're bound to become comfortable with each other. And when you're spending that much time with the same people day in and day out, it's easy to let your guard down and say some pretty stupid things. Whether it's gossip over lunch or small talk at the water cooler, workplace conversations can often be the furthest thing from intelligence. 

Here are 20 tweets showing some of the dumbest and funniest conversation snippets people have overheard their coworkers say. We don't know about you, but they definitely make us feel a little better about ourselves – and our coworkers.

tweets work stupid overheard lol funny twitter workplace coworkers | man angry at a laptop. tweet by DianneValiando Overheard office Well s time open up my e-mail and see who's going piss off today
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Tweets About The Concept Of Time (25 Panic-Induced Tweets)

"Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into the future."

Time is moving forward so freaking fast and we CANNOT HANDLE IT. Seriously, if these 25 tweets don't freak you out even a little bit then you're either lying or having a full-blown panic attack and have yet to acknowledge it. 

Don't worry, we're currently in the denial phase ourselves, and the panic attack is an ending wave crashing down on us. Not to sound dramatic or anything. 


tweets time scary wtf anxiety accurate truth hurts sadness pain | tweet by mrRuimy Matt Damon is actually two years older than Robin Williams they both starred together Gus Van Sant's GOOD WILL HUNTING.
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Inspiring Thread Of People Accomplishing Their Dream At All Ages

A truly inspiring thread that everyone should read. Age is just a number. You don't have to have it all figured out by a certain age -- in fact, a majority of us don't find our paths until much later in life and that's OK. 

Everyone's journey is different, as author Tim Hiller says, "Don't compare your beginning to someone else's middle, or your middle to someone else's end. Don't compare the start of your second quarter of life to someone else's third quarter."

Never give up on your dreams. 

Here are people who are accomplishing their dreams, regards of their age:

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Stories From History That Should Be Made Into Movies

Dear Hollywood, instead of your obsessive need to turnout re-makes of classics, why not look to history for some incredible stories that have yet to be told? 

Here, Twitter has also given you a jumpstart of some awesome movie ideas, all thanks to Twitter user @KylePlantEmoji.

Got any other awesome stories from history that hasn't made it to the big screen? Share it us with in the comments below! 


history movies tweets awesome hollywood | tweet by KylePlantEmoji historical event/person deserves movie but doesn't have one yet personally want really good Houdini movie
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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

Andrew Kimmel, a man who decided to use some miles to maintain a certain status with American Airlines, booked a $400 flight to Mexico and had quite the unforgettable experience. 

When you fly so often, you often rack up some travel perks in the form of mileage and more. Kimmel is an avid flyer, flying up to three times a week when working in news and twice a week working as a reality producer. Both jobs required Kimmel to travel all over the United States. And whenever he had time off, he would plan trips out of the country.

Last year, Kimmel had obtained the status of 'Executive Platinum' with American Airlines. Such a status gave him three free checked bags, top of the list for complimentary upgrades on all domestic flights, free same-day flight changes and four free system-wide upgrades. Meaning, if you were flying economy to Asia, you would be able to use one system-wide upgrade that would bump you to business. So what would essentially start as an $800 economy ticket could end up being a $5,000 business class seat. 

Recently, American Airlines changed what it takes to hold the 'Executive Platinum' status. To achieve the 'Executive Platinum' status you once had to spend $12K a year on flights (pre-tax), now you must spend $15K a year to maintain the status. 

In a Twitter thread, Kimmel shared his insane and unbelievable story when traveling to Mexico:  

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Twitter User Provides Insight Into Devastating Australian Bushfire

An apocalyptic blood-red sky looms over Australian as the fires rage on. 

One Twitter user, Dr. Bodie Ashton, has gone in-depth on how truly devastating this crisis is, mapping it out for those outside, or even in a different part of Australia and cannot fully comprehend the severity of it all. 

It's been a rocky start to 2020, we can only hope this isn't a set-tone for the rest of the year. 

We continue to pray for Australia during these hard times. 

tweets twitter australian bushfires australia fire fires | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead
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Twitter Users Discuss The Sexiest Scene On Disney+

Um, excuse me, how is there no Robin Hood in this list?

To quote @pricepeterson, who started this thread, "A lot of these answers are making me UNcomfortable thank u."

And we truly, truly mean that.

So, Disney lovers, what do you think? Is this list correct or are there way sexier scenes on Disney+ that no one has yet to mention?

Let us know in the comments below!

disney disney+ sexy tweets twitter lol funny scenes | QUESTION discussion is horniest/sexiest thing on Disney+ photo from the movie george of the jungle
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Twitter Debate About Where A Centaurs Heart Would Be Located

Good question. 

Would the centaurs heart be located in the human half or the horse half? 

Can't say the thought has ever crossed our minds but now we have to know! 

Thank you @FredWuMD for bringing this raising this question. 

centaurs twitter debate heart tweets interesting | FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part
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Favorite Relatable Introvert Tweets Of 2019 (26 Tweets)

Here are 26 tweets that perfectly capture what it's like to be an introvert and wins the title of our favorite introverts thoughts of 2019! Introverts are many things, we value time to ourselves, love it actually, large groups make us uncomfortable, and we absolutely hate-hate-hate phone calls (why can't you just text?). But most all of, we are silently strong. 

It can be tough living as an introvert, especially when your surroundings won't let you be. These spot-on tweets truly capture what it's like to be an introvert, for those of you who don't know what it's like and for those who will resonate with the following:

introvert funny tweets relatable life true accurate best of 2019 lol twitter | tweet by caithuls have phone interview today and someone told just be myself so l'm not going answer call
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Story Of A Man Sentenced To Life Without Parole For Stealing $9

The justice system has failed many, many unfortunate souls. Including Willie Simmons, who was sentenced to life without parole, in 1982, for stealing $9. 

Investigative journalist Beth Shelburne has brought Simmons' story into the spotlight when sharing this man's story via Twitter. Not only was Willie Simmons sentenced to life for something so ridiculous, but he has also been and still is currently imprisoned in one of the most notorious prisons in Alabama. 

Alabama Legislature passed something called the "Habitual Felony Offender Act" to crack down on repeat criminals, back in 1977. And journalist Shelburne is here to shed some light on just some of the injustice created by this "Habitual Felony Offender Act."

thread tweets story jail wrongful sentence injustice sad story news | tweet by bshelburne THREAD: Today talked Willie Simmons, who has spent last 38 years prison stealing $9. He convicted 1st degree robbery sentenced life without parole 1982, prosecuted under Alabama's habitual offender law because he had 3 prior convictions
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Hannukah Tweets That Are As Lit As A Menorah

The holidays ain't over yet! Today may be Christmas, but it's also the 4th night of Hannukah and we're celebrating the only way we know how -- with a tweet dump!

And jelly donuts. Lots and lots of jelly donuts. 

Happy Holidays, everyone! 

tweets funny hannukah holidays twitter lol | tweet by ProfEmilyOster Kid: grandma and grandpa are coming Hanukkah and bringing guilt mean gelt Also yup
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Santa Has Got His Hands Full With These Wish Lists

The kids have spoken! And they want a lot. A lot.

Some kids had funny, and maybe even reasonable requests on their list. Reasonable to us, at least. 

Others are in a big, disappointing surprise when Santa doesn't bring them the new iPhone and other outrageously expensive items that were requested. 

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Secret Santa Workplace Tweets. Enough Said.

Hands up if your workplace is engaging in 'Secret Santa' this year!

Secret Santa, a great way for employees to engage in some holiday cheer by purchasing a gift (usually a limited amount) for an unsuspecting recipient, and then forgetting all about it until the last second. Thus resulting in the gift cards. 

Don't even try to deny it, we know because we're one of you. 


santa secret tweets funny | SoVeryBritish three possible reactions pulling name out Secret Santa: 1 Oh god no 2. Oh, okay 3 Who
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Twitter Users Create Beautiful Thread On 'How To Describe Color To A Blind Person'

How would you describe color to a blind person? Do you describe the emotions usually felt with each color? Things that are associated with said color? Do you have a cultural interpretation for each color? 

There doesn't seem to be a right or wrong answer but it's definitely interesting to read what people have come up with that describes colors for them. 

color blind description tweets | Red: They had stand outside sun. They told heat feeling is red. They explained red is color burn heat, embarrassment, or even anger.
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Mall Santas: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (26 Tweets)

Asking for a friend, whose idea was it to place a Santa in every mall?

In a strange holiday tradition, parents will stand in line, at the mall, and pay money to place their children on a strangers lap for an awkward photo. 

So naturally, we needed to round up all the tweets about the experience: 

santa claus mall tweets | Exhausted looking old Mall Santa | Santa claus - Jessie @mommajessiec I can't be the only one making the throat slashing sign at the mall Santa when their child asks for the newest iPhone. 165 8:16 AM - Dec 3, 2019
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