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Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

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A Collection Of The Best Galentine's Day Tweets

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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

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Tweets About The Concept Of Time (25 Panic-Induced Tweets)

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Twitter Debate About Where A Centaurs Heart Would Be Located

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Favorite Relatable Introvert Tweets Of 2019 (26 Tweets)

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