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Brave Woman Flirts Her Way Out An Unsafe Situation, Receives Overwhelming Support

Women unfortunately have to prepare themselves for a lot of situations. It's not fun, at all, but it's something a lot of us have in common. Luckily, more and more, women are encouraged to share their stories. Doing so helps make other people with similar encounters feel slightly better because they realize it is not just their 'issue.'

 It will never be okay, but at least we have more of a voice now.

One extremely courageous woman shared her story on Twitter. You may relate to it or even learn something from it. Either way, it's important that we got each other's backs because there's nothing hotter than women supporting women.

Brave Woman Flirts Her Way Out Of A Potentially Unsafe Situation| thumbnail text - BLAM Robert Berthelotte @RBerthelotte · Mar 13 ... Replying to @kaL12578 You have nothing to apologize for and owe no one any explanation. You did what you needed to get out of a terrifying situation that in I VOTED FOP no way was your fault. I'm so sorry this happened to you. I'm also very sorry that this is still happening too frequently to women. 22
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Memes About Millennial Struggles Which Generation Z Will Never Understand

There are a lot of things that Generation Z likes to roast Millenials about. But there is so much they don't know. Sure, they think they've seen it all, but there are so many millennial struggles that they will never comprehend because they weren't there to live through it. In my opinion, this is a strength that Millenials should use to their advantage, these are all like big inside jokes. And such jokes should be shared on Twitter.

"Sorry Gen Z, you had to be there."

Memes About Millennial Struggles That Generation Z Will Never Comprehend| thumbnail text - oliviaa @livvy_B... · Mar 30, 2018 •.. The thought of wearing low rise jeans actually makes me want to vomit 27 15 83
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Fifteen Spot On Memes Which Would Not Have Worked A Year Ago

Isn't it crazy to think how much the world has changed since 2020? Not only has the world changed completely, but our humor is centered around things that literally didn't exist a year ago. We went from roasting awkward encounters at the bar to roasting awkward zoom dates. At least people on Twitter still have a rich sense of humor. Some things never change.

Fifteen Funny Memes That Would Not Have Worked A Year Ago| thumbnail text - - teo dice @teblue · Jul 1, 2020 Unmuting myself just to say "ok" in the Zoom meeting. BREAKING MY SILENCE ...
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Twitter's Very Extra Response To Khloe Kardashian's Plastic Surgery

It is no secret that the Kardashians dabble in plastic surgery procedures. Many of them have been pretty honest about it too. However, ever since Khloe posted a new video of herself on Instagram, Twitter has blown up. Some people are concerned, some are amused, and some are confused why any of us give AF. In truth, we don't care what Khloe wants to do with her face, it's her face, not ours. But it still is funny to see how invested thousands of people are in this newest Kardashian 'scandal.'

Twitter's Very Extra Response To Khloe Kardashian's Plastic Surgery| thumbnail text - - cøleen kissel ... @coleenkissel we need an oprah tell-all interview with khloe kardashian's surgeon 12:00 AM · Mar 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 57 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 790 Likes
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Funniest Therapy Tweets Of The Week (March 3, 2021)

They said therapy is good for the soul, but it also happens to inadvertently provide humor. Because let's be honest - there's nothing better than humor based on pain. Why else would comedians rely on their personal traumas for their material? Because everyone loves a funny-sad story, especially on Twitter. Ironically enough, therapy tweets are therapeutic themselves. Scroll down for the best tweets about therapy from this week. 

Tweet about therapy | thumbnail text - My therapist just said "You have access to a particular niche of people that I simply do not know about" when I brought up Twitter.
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Relatable Tweets About Cooking Burnout In 2020

2020 needs to effing end already. Staying at home all day has made every household task feel even more laborious than it ever was—especially cooking. That exciting phase of everyone making sourdough bread has long since lost its appeal, and now cooking has been reduced to *cook, eat, wash up, repeat*. I, for one, am over it. These relatable tweets about the cooking burnout we're all experiencing in 2020 hit the spot a little too well.

funny and relatable tweets about being tired of cooking in 2020 | brandon jinx big jinx @brandonjinx Man tired cooking bout just drink this bottle salad dressing and get bed 4:43 AM May 12, 2020 Twitter iPhone 51 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 359 Likes
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters (18 Tweets and Posts)

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!

kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 8, 2020)

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other. Each one thinks the other is more annoying, but come on, let's be honest... men are a LITTLE bit more annoying than women. Ok fine, a lot more annoying. There, I said it. And so did these women. They just put it more succinctly in a tweet. Scroll through this week's best 'women roasting men' Tweets and see how many of these you find relatable. It can't just be me...

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic men miss anniversaries and birthdays but NEVER miss an insta models bikini pic
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Funniest Masturbation Tweets From Women

Masturbation - it's awkward to talk about, but it's something we all do, so I say let's normalize it! Why is it that society accepts talk about men pleasuring themselves, but not women? Well, these women are changing that narrative, and are tweeting about what gets them going, what turns them off and everything in between. Enjoy!

funny tweets by women about masturbation - cover image about masturbating to Ryan Gosling in the movie theater | Anna Kendrick @Annakendrick47 Ugh NEVER going Ryan Gosling movie theater again. Apparently masturbating back row is still considered inappropriate
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People's Stories Of Objections During Wedding Ceremonies

Wedding dramas are some of the best kinds of dramas. We know, we know, we shouldn't take pleasure from something ruining the happiest day of the happy couple's lives, but some things are too good not to share. Writer Elan Gale asked his followers on Twitter for real stories of people who witnessed objections made during wedding ceremonies and the replies were truly comical. Check them out and cringe!

tweet of bride's sister objecting to wedding because she was pregnant with the groom's baby | kc @k_swizzler93 Replying theyearofelan yes bride's sister objected by saying she pregnant. by groom year later groom married said sister. 2:30 AM Mar 18, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Tweets Of People Disrespecting How Americans Eat Vegemite

Vegemite, the Australian version of Marmite, is an acquired taste, which not everyone has. Australians are very protective of their precious spread and take offense at the way Americans eat it, as they make pretty clear in these tweets. If there's one thing Aussies are passionate about, it's clearly Vegemite. We don't know why, because it's gross...

tweets from people mocking the way americans eat vegemite - cover photo making fun of americans eating vegemite on a spoon | savanna calton @savannacalton hate Americans try vegemite first time. They always put on spoon straight up, and say "Ew 's so salty does anyone eat and like UM know else is salty: SALT but dont go eating on giant spoon IRRESPONSIBLE
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Tweets That Would Be Nonsense In 2019 But Make Sense In 2020

2020 has been quite a year, to say the least, and everyone has had to adjust to new realities. One thing that is for sure, is that we're saying things now that would have made no sense if we'd have said them in 2019, which goes to show how much things can change in six months. Check out these tweets about things we might have said in the past six months, that had we said them back in 2019 (which seems so long ago), people would have looked at us like we were crazy. 

tweets that would make no sense in 2019 but make sense in 2020 - cover photo pre schooler zoom meeting | Quaran-Teacher Mom @funnymomlife Replying adamgreattweet and @Divergentmama "Hey got go. My preschooler has Zoom meeting few minutes
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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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Man Tweets How He Saved Woman From Strangers

As we know all too well, the world can be a dangerous place, particularly for a woman walking alone at night in metropolitan areas. Although staying vigilant is key in trying to avoid getting into dangerous situations, sometimes you may need to depend on the help of a kind stranger to keep you safe in certain circumstances. This is exactly the position one woman in NYC found herself in February, who when walking home alone, realized she was being followed by three men. Understanding the potential danger she was in, she approached a stranger and asked him to pretend he knew her, and accompany her home  The stranger tweeted the whole encounter (below) which went viral and inspired many people to thank him, on behalf of women everywhere for helping this woman while she was in a vulnerable state. It doesn't take a lot to show some kindness and help someone in need, like this compassionate stranger shows. 

man tweets woman strangers saved hero story | Black Professor @WonderKing82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us.
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People Reveal The Biggest Scandals At Their High School

High school is all fun and games until a scandal tears the place apart. And let's be honest, what is life without a bit of drama? It keeps things interesting and makes for great stories! TV writer and producer Alison Bennet asked people for the biggest scandals that took place in their high school, and the answers are totally, hilariously brilliant. Scroll through for some of the best!


biggest scandal high school twitter tweets funny drama reveal | Charlotte Cavatica @cavaticat like think getting expelled guessing my history teacher's email password see if he had any love letters or new teacher he dating two years after his wedding another faculty member called off (his password his ex's name)
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