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Woman Raises Charity By Creating Website For Coronavirus Relationship Dramas

There is nothing that tests the make-or-break of a relationship more than being forced to indefinite co-quarantine. Whether it's your partner, your parents or your roommates, endless weeks of being stuck in a living space with someone will inevitably cause drama of some kind.  Meg Zukin, a social media editor at Variety is self-quarantining with her husband and they began to get on each other's nerves after only a few days. It inspired her to write a tweet asking the internet for any and all relationship dramas that they were experiencing in the time of coronavirus. She received so many responses, that she compiled them onto a google doc, charging $1 to read them, which would be donated to food banks and charities across the country. She raised more than $5,000 in two days and then decided to turn the project into a free and public website and is still taking donations of any amount. Here are some of the funniest submissions she has received, which will make you feel less alone in the quarantine struggle.


charity coronavirus relationship dramas covid-19 website twitter tweet | meg zukin @bymeg if u live with significant other and think all co- quarantining will cause u break up, email at megzukin at gmail dot com not writing story im just messy and love drama
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Love And Relationship Memes In The Time Of Coronavirus

We're living through a future history lesson right now... in 50 years, possibly even less, they'll be studying the Covid-19 era in classrooms, analyzing our behavior during this difficult time. And one of the things they'll look at is the way love and relationships went down during quarantine. These memes are a snapshot of the upside-down Coronavirus world we find ourselves in, showing how the pandemic is making and breaking relationships. 

coronavirus relationship tweet memes funny covid-19 sex hookup | MIR @PrayyboiCarti probably catch Coronavirus before catch feelings tbh
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No One Can Quarantine These Coronavirus Tweets

With Covid-19 taking over, we are living in fraught times. The world is a scary place right now and in the midst of all the crazy Corona confusion, we firmly believe that some light-hearted humor is in order. Historically, laughter is certainly (one of) the best medicines and while we do not take corona lightly at all, we are doing our part to help the world through this difficult time. Here are some of the best corona tweets we've found this week to lighten your mood. Stay safe! 

funny coronavirus tweets humor spread twitter virus twitter | Jason Mustian @jasonmustian Oh sweet wondering every corporation l've ever given my email handling COVID-19.
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Us Garbageman's Heartwarming Tweet About Perseverance Amidst Covid-19, Unites Americans

A US garbageman has warmed the hearts of Americans with his tweet about not stopping his services during the Covid-19 pandemic. He speaks with pride about getting up every day and carrying on at work even though times are tough. He expressed his love for his city, his country, and the world, acknowledging that life still has to continue amidst the Coronavirus madness. He also praised all the healthcare workers on the front line who are persevering in this difficult time, while putting themselves at risk. His beautiful tweet has gone viral, inciting thousands of retweets and comments from people everywhere thanking him for his work. Scroll down to the end to see his reaction to his tweet going viral; something he didn't expect. Thank you, everyone, who is putting themselves at the front line so that we can continue functioning as normally as possible in this difficult and confusing time. 

garbageman tweet viral heartwarming twitter superhero hero perseverance coronavirus covid-19 | Jester D @JustMeTurtle Us garbagemen are gonna keep collecting garbage, doctors and nurses are gonna keep doctoring and nurse-ering s gonna be ok gonna make be ok love my city love my country love my planet Earth. Be good each other and get through this. 6:24 AM Mar 14, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Savage Responses For Girl's Tweet About Dress Ordered Online

Like everything, online shopping has its positives and its negatives. On the one hand, it saves you from trawling the shops, allowing you to order from the comfort of your own bed to be delivered the next day. On the other hand, you never really know what you're going to receive in the post, given how most companies heavily photoshop the model wearing the clothing you have ordered. One girl was in for a nasty shock when the skin-tight pink latex dress she ordered looked NOTHING like the picture shown on the website. But when she tweeted a picture of herself in it side by side with the image that was advertised. she was in for a nasty shock, receiving some pretty savage reponses. Check them out below! 

online shopping expectations vs reality funny tweets twitter dress savage response | Lauren Thompson @laurensophie01 Guess I’ll be ordering a new dress for Saturday then cheers @OfficialPLT
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Funny Viral Tweet About Reality Of Undergoing Anesthesia For Surgery

It might shock you to learn that Hollywood has set unrealistic expectations for many of life's events, including, as it turns out, what it's like to be put under anesthetic before surgery. One guy's hilarious tweet about his experience of being sedated has gone viral and hundreds of people commended with their own encounters with anesthetists. Check out some of the best responses below and then read some of the funny things people have said under anesthesia.

funny tweet surgery Anesthesia viral reality doctors surgeon patient | dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" andI gone laugh every time think about
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (March 10, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. And if you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets, roasting, women, men, tweets, twitter, battle of the sexes | tallie @thomasjeferstan saw new picture my ex and he is so much uglier than remembered is indeed happy women's day
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The Best #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf Tweets

We've all got that person saved on our phone, who's name elicits an eye roll and a groan whenever they pop up on our screen. Wouldn't it be great if you could just delete their number and never have to see their name again? The people of Twitter have been using the trending hashtag #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf to explain exactly what annoys them about certain people saved on their phone. They are (almost) all relatable, you'll be relieved to know you're not alone in having frustrating friends or family. 

funny tweets delete phone number phone book | Fresh Idiot @Joshuadubbbs #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they can't hold a coherent back and forth conversation consisting solely of memes already residing in their camera roll
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Brilliant Answers From Predictive Keyboards Determining People's Deaths In Horror Movies

We've all been victims of autocorrect before - phones can really screw us over when they type something we didn't mean and we press send before we realize what we've done. But what happens when we let predictive text do its thing... on purpose? @SYFY WIRE asked followers to find out how they'd die in a horror movie by typing, "In a horror movie, my character dies when" and use the predictive keyboard text to spell out the rest. The results are hilarious! 

horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard | SYFY WIRE EWWIRE @SYFYWIRE Find out die horror movie by typing horror movie, my character dies and use predictive keyboard text spell out rest.
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Song Lyrics Vs CDC: Coronavirus Prevention

Unfortunately, the world seems to have gone a little mad over this whole Coronavirus situation. We know it can be a deadly disease and it's scary how quickly it's spreading, but sometimes you have to find some humor in all the madness to stop yourself losing all hope. And these song lyrics mixed in with CDC warnings against the spread of the virus is nothing short of entertaining. You're welcome!  

coronavirus lyrics funny tweets parody twitter song disease | Katherine Pierpont @ShrillHarpy killers started out with kiss did end up like this? CDC: Exchange bodily fluids is common source contagion Killers only kiss. CDC DID JUST SAY
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. And if you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets, roasting, women, men, tweets, twitter, battle of the sexes | tweet by rehana @bhviyan boys literally don't post ANYTHING on social media guy could be getting married and he'll only post like sunset on his story
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Funny Tweets About Pizza

Let's face it, pizza is the food of the gods. Those Italians really knew what they were talking about when they decided to mix dough cheese and tomato sauce together and we owe them our lives for that. Pure genius. So if you're a diehard pizza fan like me, you'll love these hilariously relatable tweets about pizza. 

And when you're done, check out these fun pizza facts as well. 

pizza funny tweets cheese twitter | maura quint @behindyourback Well s late going go bed Leftover pizza my fridge: Lol but are
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Tweets From True Crime Fans Observing Life

If you're obsessed with murder mysteries, serial killers and documentaries, then it might just mean you're a little odd yourself. Or, it might be you giving your inner detective a chance to shine! Either way, if you love true crime documentaries, then you'll relate to these funny and weird tweets from other fans. 

tweets true crime documentary funny twitter fan fans crime murder serial killer | sarafcarter @sarafcarter Why don't go on dates: Worst case scenario 's an uncomfortable first date Best case scenario get led on 2 months and told he doesn't want anything serious Other best case scenario get murdered | Salome @Salome77761248 Dear future murderer, please make sure kill such confusing and unique way and do not get caught because want be an episode Not Another True Crime Podcast
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Collection Of Some Of The Dumbest Tweets Ever Tweeted

Yikes. These are embarrassing.

There's really no other words for it. And we can't decide which tweet is the dumbest, they are all equally dumb. 

Oh, Twitter. Where would we be without you? 

funny tweets stupid people lol embarrassing cringe awkward twitter | woman posing in vacation photos HELLO new york! goodbye america! Helped injured opponent win. ETSMANSN MAXIM PERTORRA LIVES axelu almer ca 4:16 PM 26 Apr 2018
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

Sometimes Twitter gets people really riled up and one guy who really knows how to exploit that is Neil deGrasse Tyson. The scientist's brain is full of amazing information, but sometimes he says things that make us question his genius. His latest tweet about Elsa (from Frozen's) facial proportions has really got Twitter going crazy and shows that he should really stick to the more intellectual side of things. 

Check out people's less than complimentary reactions to his observations and then take a look at some of deGrasse Tyson's other condescending tweets that got people angry.


Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes
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Girl Scout Cookie Season Has Arrived (26 Tweets)

Grant us strength through these equally amazing and difficult times. Give us the strength to say "no" to these absolutely delicious and not-at-all addicting cookies of heaven! 

There's no denying it, everyone. It's back. And the urge is stronger than ever. 

Run. No one is safe. 

girl scout cookies tweets funny lol twitter | tweet by Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw Yeah ate 2 boxes Girl Scout cookies today and l'll do again tomorrow, too are doing support female entrepreneurs? 1,044 3:58 AM Feb 11, 2019
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