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People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work | thumbnail text - Hustle Minhaj (Rohit) ... @rohshah07 Guys, what's a random scam you pulled off at work? A client once found our 30 page report too long. So I reduced the font size by 2 points and the report was 22 pages. He saw it and was like "guys this is fantastic" 5:54 PM · Jun 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 631 Retweets 116 Quote Tweets 7,060 Likes

People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work

Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us Wow Weird Kids Can Really Be| Thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Every Tuesday my husband is surprised to learn that our son's 6:30 Tuesday soccer practice occurs every Tuesday at 6:30. 3:44 PM · 9/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,228 Likes

Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us How Weird Kids Can Really Be

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The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised| thumbnail text - Jupiter queen 2 @lunarvvitch Instagram and Facebook being down is the most mercury retrograde thing ever 1:18 AM · Oct 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 101 Likes

The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised

The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich| thumbnail text - Photograph -Star | Married to E & L @MacariaHades IM DEAD TINDER WANTS TO GIVE COUCH GUYS GF TINDER GOLD 13387 comments TIDDNER tinder I Pinned pleaseeeee honestly I need to 227.2K find this girl and give her tinder gold or something she's been through enough 5h Reply 8:30 PM · Oct 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich

life hack tweets | thumbnail text - AST TASO Jason Wulf @artofjasonwulf Life hack: now is a good time to delete Facebook or block those people you wanted to and claim it was from the glitch 8:07 PM · Oct 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Silliest Twitter Life Hacks

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Best Tweets Roasting The Instagram And Facebook Shutdown| thumbnail text - Derrick Johnson @DerrickNAACP Mark Zuckerberg should try unplugging Facebook and plugging it back in. 9:10 PM · Oct 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 204 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets

Best Tweets Roasting The Instagram And Facebook Shutdown

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter| Thumbnail text -

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

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funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids too energetic? Make them go on a walk with you and they'll suddenly be unable to move any part of their body. 2:57 PM · Sep 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 243 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,390 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans

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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere| Thumbnail text - Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl Don't move to LA unless you're ready for a dude whose parents pay their rent to mansplain socialism to you. 1:32 AM · Sep 29, 2021 · Twitter for

Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

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Impressively Dumb Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter| thumbnail text - well how long would the pregnancy take if she had twins 9+9= 19 months

Impressively Incorrect Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nell raban @nell_do_well we've got 'mansplaining' for when a man explains to you something you already know but here's a new one: 'dudespute,' when a man relentlessly questions your work because he doesn't understand what you're doing 1:16 AM · Sep 12, 2020 · Twitter Web App 905 Retweets 48 Quote Tweets 4,016 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Must Be Shared With The World