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Funniest tweets about bald men who catfish and hatfish | thumbnail text - 雏菊 ... @12D20R98 I never noticed how receding all my coworkers hairlines are. like we are all always wearing hats or beanies but today we had a meeting and these mf's took their hats off and I was STUNNED. Next short people joke I get I'm making them cry. 9 10:25 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Demand Justice Against Balding Men Who 'Hatfish'

Relationship Nuggets Of Wisdom That Remind Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single | thumbnail text -

Relationship Nuggets Of Wisdom That Remind Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

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Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True| thumbnail text - Ryan With a Why ... @rsf788 Millennial divorce: "Hey bruh, I don't really wanna do this anymore." 99 99 99 "Yeah, cool cool cool. Same tbh." "Aight, imma head out." 66 99 7:14 PM · 12/19/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True

Women reveal the worst things they did while drunk | thumbnail text - Disastrous_Author638 1 day ago Threw up ON my dog . She was white and I was drinking red wine.

Women Reveal The Worst Things They Did While Drunk

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Memes About Daughters Being Dramatic And Full Of Sass

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Parenting Tweets That Are Too Real And Well Said| thumbnail text - Satirical Mommy ... @SatiricalMommy Currently arguing with my toddler over how to spell the letter “A" if 6 you're thinking about having kids 4:07 PM · 12/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are Too Real And Well Said

21 Of The Funniest Tweets From The Year 2021| Thumbnail Text - Light - Brittani Warrick @BrittaniWarrick definitely saying "Oh, so it's like Kohl's cash." next time a man tries to explain crypto to me when i didn't ask. 6:58 AM · Oct 28, 2021 Read the full conversation on Twitter 292.5K Reply ↑, Share this Tweet

21 Of The Funniest Tweets From The Year 2021

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On-Point Women’s Tweets That Are Effortlessly Funny| thumbnail text - @ohevie When the website asks if they can use a fancier version of your shipping address....like, go ape, my man, clearly this is important to you 5:47 PM · 12/12/21 · Twitter Web App

On-Point Women’s Tweets That Are Effortlessly Funny

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Funny tweets about men being trash | thumbnail text - Font - Lauren Brodauf @lauren_brodauf the sexiest quality in a man is when he believes that all men are trash 1:43 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest 'Men Are Trash' Tweets Of The Week

Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny| thumbnail text - cole @PHEAUXBIA i've never seen a capricorn smile like they smile after stealing something from a corporate chain store 8:19 PM · Dec 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny

funny memes for women which men won't understand | thumbnail text - This is what tampon commercials should really look like Citytv bravo by betches @bravobybetches bravo me watching my friend text the guy whose number she said she deleted Producer: What makes you think that this time is different?

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Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes| thumbnail text - I just whispered "hello old friend" to my favorite toilet at work because I haven't used it in over a year. Then someone in another stall cleared their throat Delivered oh papa

Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes

people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

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Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

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Funniest 'Mental Breakdown' Tweets We Saw This Week

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23-year-old educated woman torn between teacher job for fun and accounting job for benefits, her boyfriend gives her tough love about her decision: ‘I’ll struggle to listen to the same complaints’

23-year-old educated woman torn between teacher job for fun and accounting job for benefits, her boyfriend gives her tough love about her decision: ‘I’ll struggle to listen to the same complaints’

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15 Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 16, 2019)

16-year-old forced to share a room with 12-year-old clingy brother, Jayden, on family vacation, grandparents demand he get respect and space: 'He shouldn't be forced to play caretaker'

16-year-old forced to share a room with 12-year-old clingy brother, Jayden, on family vacation, grandparents demand he get respect and space: 'He shouldn't be forced to play caretaker'

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30 Healthy Relationship Memes for Couples With Wholesome Kinks Up Their Sleeves (April 19, 2023)

Mom excludes son's girlfriend from family cruise and plans it on the couple's 3-year anniversary, he chooses to go on the trip: ‘Let’s do one last family vacation before life gets in the way'

Mom excludes son's girlfriend from family cruise and plans it on the couple's 3-year anniversary, he chooses to go on the trip: ‘Let’s do one last family vacation before life gets in the way'

28-year-old boyfriend snaps at 25-year-old girlfriend for continually showing up an hour late when they make plans: 'It's disrespectful of my time and everyone else's'

28-year-old boyfriend snaps at 25-year-old girlfriend for continually showing up an hour late when they make plans: 'It's disrespectful of my time and everyone else's'

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