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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

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Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text - preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

Answers To Why Single Pringles Stay Single| Thumbnail text - Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk toilet engaged And I'm still single

Tweets That Confirmed Exactly Why Single Pringles Stay Single

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funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

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Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi

Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained| thumbnail text - Rectangle - It's Dana, actually @HourLongSauce Far fewer men know how to manscape than know how to mansplain. 3:56 AM · Dec 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single | thumbnail text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr Can't believe on top having full- time job, trying stay healthy, being social worrying about our hot-ass planet also have do little swipes on my phone maybe find nice man who uses correctly Andy Richter @AndyRichter A fun thing to do on a first date would be to get a large fake tattoo on your neck featuring your date's first and last name

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single

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Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over| thumbnail text - The Hybrid @kchamps613 I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6'2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently. 12:03 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021| thumbnail text - Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" and I'm wondering what kind of man has a fruit memory that lasts decades. 1:08 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year

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80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets| thumbnail Text - Pnonessential government oils2 @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. "Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.

80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year

people reveal their worst new years eve stories | thumbnail Text - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Replying to @morninggloria Actually a tough choice but it would have to be the one where my boyfriend didn't want to kiss at midnight and it took me a WHILE to realize in retrospect that it was because the girl he was cheating with was also at the party. 8:44 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 920 Likes >

People Reveal Their Worst New Years Eve Stories

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The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021| thumbnail text - woman

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

Twitter Did Not Hold Back From Posting How They Really Feel About 'He's All That'| tumbnail text - MMFB @MFariasBritto Netflix better run me some type of compensation for staying through the whole movie #HesAIIThat

Twitter Did Not Hold Back From Posting Brutally Honest Reviews Of Netflix's 'He's All That'

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42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

21-year-old engineering student cuts Wi-Fi after gamer girl cousin refuses to turn the sound down while gaming at 1 AM: "She should be more respectful"

21-year-old engineering student cuts Wi-Fi after gamer girl cousin refuses to turn the sound down while gaming at 1 AM: "She should be more respectful"

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28-year-old refuses to sign away late father’s cabin to ungrateful stepbrother just because he “needs a home,” the family comes after her: “They said I was being heartless”

28-year-old refuses to sign away late father’s cabin to ungrateful stepbrother just because he “needs a home,” the family comes after her: “They said I was being heartless”

'I'm a piggy bank rather than a partner': Boyfriend refuses to go on vacation with girlfriend after she fails to pay him back for their last two trips, she takes offense

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Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: “It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around”

Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: “It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around”

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