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Funny and relatable memes about being over 30 | thumbnail text - When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts Sara Levine @saralememe 30s are weird because half friends are getting married and half are getting ghosted left and right but none us know health insurance works and think 's beautiful

Accurate Memes For Anyone Over 30, Who Isn't Aging As Well As They'd Hoped

Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

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Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL| Thumbnail text - broti gupta @BrotiGupta ... choosing one very special trick-or- treater to come inside and have a salmon dinner with me and my family 2:30 AM · 10/30/21 · Twitter Web App 1,902 Retweets 52 Quote Tweets 36.2K Likes

Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL

twitter life hacks | thumbnail text - Bibsy @ImBibsy LIFE HACK: A trip to target is cheaper than couples counseling 11:16 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Ridiculous Life Hacks We Might Just Implement This Week

funny tweets from husbands who think they're funny | thumbnail text - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth ... Can you please stop breathing like that? -A marriage story 2:01 AM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 184 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,083 Likes

Tweets From Husbands Who Think They're Funny

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People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off| thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec I'm disabling notifications from my kids by locking this bathroom door. 4:25 AM · 10/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 162 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking "chocolate chip cookies are overrated". -my former 12 yo son 9:04 PM · 10/24/21 · Twitter for Android 28 Retweets 278 Likes

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols

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Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm| thumbnail text - woman

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm

John Mulaney And Olivia Munn Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok| thumbnail text - Everything new I learn about Olivia Munn and John Mulaney I learn against my will 11:43 AM · Oct 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,993 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 35.4K Likes

John Mulaney And Olivia Munn's Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - kay @kayxstars the geminis have been oddly quiet lately... what are they plotting

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deal With Stress By Having An Impeccable Sense Of Humor

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM. 3:08 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 400 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4,275 Likes

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood

Movie Couples That Just Needed Some Therapy To Survive| thumbnail text - victor Gaslighter Pro 9000 @childofuranus ... aries are the chihuahua of the zodiac I won't be elaborating 6:43 AM · 10/17/21 · Twitter Web App 177 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Feel Confused But Also Like Rockstars

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Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are| thumbnail text - Remote Goat @fuwolfman I just caught myself mansplaining tree branches to a squirrel. 2:44 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are

funny tweets from women sharing pictures of their side of the bed vs their BF | thumbnail text -hanny styles @hannystyles69 my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed ... Bed SOP My Own Ward RUTH BADER GINSBURG 12:06 AM · Feb 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 40.7K Retweets 10.4K Quote Tweets 649.8K Likes Rachel Ouellette @cherry_wavesss Replying to @hannystyles69 ..accurate

Funny Tweets From Women Comparing Their Side Of The Bed To Their BF's

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Woman shares secret family recipe for "married women only" with 50-year-old cousin-in-law who plans to remain single, family explodes at her for breaking tradition: 'The cousin didn't "earn" it'

Woman shares secret family recipe for "married women only" with 50-year-old cousin-in-law who plans to remain single, family explodes at her for breaking tradition: 'The cousin didn't "earn" it'

'We received an email that they couldn't gain access to the reception room': Bride finds out week before wedding that the venue was double-booked

'We received an email that they couldn't gain access to the reception room': Bride finds out week before wedding that the venue was double-booked

21 Girls Trip Memes for When the Plans Actually Make It Out of the Group Chat

21 Girls Trip Memes for When the Plans Actually Make It Out of the Group Chat

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