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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

These dads get it
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Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

Brits, spill the tea, once and for all
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Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text -  preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

It's plain rude
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Answers To Why Single Pringles Stay Single| Thumbnail text -  Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk toilet engaged And I'm still single

Tweets That Confirmed Exactly Why Single Pringles Stay Single

Answers to the Question: Why Am I Single?
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funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

In-Laws from hell
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Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi

Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Take my phone away from me
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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained| thumbnail text - Rectangle - It's Dana, actually @HourLongSauce Far fewer men know how to manscape than know how to mansplain. 3:56 AM · Dec 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained

The audacity of some people
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Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single | thumbnail text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr Can't believe on top having full- time job, trying stay healthy, being social worrying about our hot-ass planet also have do little swipes on my phone maybe find nice man who uses correctly Andy Richter @AndyRichter A fun thing to do on a first date would be to get a large fake tattoo on your neck featuring your date's first and last name

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single

Single as a pringle
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Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over| thumbnail text - The Hybrid @kchamps613 I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6'2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently. 12:03 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over

Ah, the iconic women of Twitter
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The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021| thumbnail text - Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" and I'm wondering what kind of man has a fruit memory that lasts decades. 1:08 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021

2021, a romantic year
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Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year

Ah, the Astrologers of Twitter
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80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets| thumbnail Text - Pnonessential government oils2 @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. "Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.

80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Hell hath no fury...
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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year

It's been quite the year for parents
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people reveal their worst new years eve stories | thumbnail Text - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Replying to @morninggloria Actually a tough choice but it would have to be the one where my boyfriend didn't want to kiss at midnight and it took me a WHILE to realize in retrospect that it was because the girl he was cheating with was also at the party. 8:44 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 920 Likes >

People Reveal Their Worst New Years Eve Stories

The worst ways to start a new year
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The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021| thumbnail text - woman

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

The best of the best
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Twitter Did Not Hold Back From Posting How They Really Feel About 'He's All That'| tumbnail text - MMFB @MFariasBritto Netflix better run me some type of compensation for staying through the whole movie #HesAIIThat

Twitter Did Not Hold Back From Posting Brutally Honest Reviews Of Netflix's 'He's All That'

He's All That … what can we say other than REALLY?! What was THAT? A thirteen-year-old insisted we watch the new Addison Rae movie (if you can even call it a movie). To our surprise, even the little Gen Z girl couldn't stand it. Our cringe meters were off the charts. Between the weird writing and awkward acting, there is nowhere to run. It truly did feel like a horror movie. Everyone is hot , we get that. But it isn't enough to save the weak/uninteresting plot. Read more to get in on the curren…
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