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Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With| thumbnail text - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I'm burning this place to the ground 8:48 PM · 1/2/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text - preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

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Answers To Why Single Pringles Stay Single| Thumbnail text - Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk toilet engaged And I'm still single

Tweets That Confirmed Exactly Why Single Pringles Stay Single

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funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi

Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained| thumbnail text - Rectangle - It's Dana, actually @HourLongSauce Far fewer men know how to manscape than know how to mansplain. 3:56 AM · Dec 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over| thumbnail text - The Hybrid @kchamps613 I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6'2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently. 12:03 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021| thumbnail text - Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" and I'm wondering what kind of man has a fruit memory that lasts decades. 1:08 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021

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Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year

people reveal their worst new years eve stories | thumbnail Text - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Replying to @morninggloria Actually a tough choice but it would have to be the one where my boyfriend didn't want to kiss at midnight and it took me a WHILE to realize in retrospect that it was because the girl he was cheating with was also at the party. 8:44 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 920 Likes >

People Reveal Their Worst New Years Eve Stories

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The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021| thumbnail text - woman

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

Twitter Did Not Hold Back From Posting How They Really Feel About 'He's All That'| tumbnail text - MMFB @MFariasBritto Netflix better run me some type of compensation for staying through the whole movie #HesAIIThat

Twitter Did Not Hold Back From Posting Brutally Honest Reviews Of Netflix's 'He's All That'

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25 Relationship Memes That Get Progressively Cuter from "Can't Live with 'Em" to "Can't Live without 'Em"

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Parents demand that 22-year-old daughter pay over $1,000 in rent and utilities in their apartment abroad while 26-year-old golden child brother lives rent free, they lash out when she threatens to move: 'They called me ungrateful'

Parents demand that 22-year-old daughter pay over $1,000 in rent and utilities in their apartment abroad while 26-year-old golden child brother lives rent free, they lash out when she threatens to move: 'They called me ungrateful'

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Woman rejects fiance's honeymoon itinerary after he plans to spend 4 days with his parents right after their wedding, he takes her refusal personally: ‘[They] would ruin the vibe for me’

Woman rejects fiance's honeymoon itinerary after he plans to spend 4 days with his parents right after their wedding, he takes her refusal personally: ‘[They] would ruin the vibe for me’

27 Priceless Tweets About Life As A Married Person Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

27 Priceless Tweets About Life As A Married Person Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Mother-in-law insists that family wear the exact same matching outfits every day on vacation so she can capture the perfect "spontaneous" family photo, daughter-in-law- refuses to participate: 'We decided we would spend our vacation somewhere else'

Mother-in-law insists that family wear the exact same matching outfits every day on vacation so she can capture the perfect "spontaneous" family photo, daughter-in-law- refuses to participate: 'We decided we would spend our vacation somewhere else'

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