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People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

Tweets About Mansplainers Who Could Use A Serious Wake Up Call| thumbnail text - Laura (G) McHugh @lauramchugh83 Writing a song about mansplaining Google what rhymes with audacity All Videos Shopping News Images Ma

Tweets About Mansplainers Who Could Use A Serious Wake Up Call

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Funniest tweets about bald men who catfish and hatfish | thumbnail text - 雏菊 ... @12D20R98 I never noticed how receding all my coworkers hairlines are. like we are all always wearing hats or beanies but today we had a meeting and these mf's took their hats off and I was STUNNED. Next short people joke I get I'm making them cry. 9 10:25 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Demand Justice Against Balding Men Who 'Hatfish'

Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True| thumbnail text - Ryan With a Why ... @rsf788 Millennial divorce: "Hey bruh, I don't really wanna do this anymore." 99 99 99 "Yeah, cool cool cool. Same tbh." "Aight, imma head out." 66 99 7:14 PM · 12/19/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True

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Memes About Daughters Being Dramatic And Full Of Sass

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On-Point Women’s Tweets That Are Effortlessly Funny| thumbnail text - @ohevie When the website asks if they can use a fancier version of your shipping address....like, go ape, my man, clearly this is important to you 5:47 PM · 12/12/21 · Twitter Web App

On-Point Women’s Tweets That Are Effortlessly Funny

Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny| thumbnail text - cole @PHEAUXBIA i've never seen a capricorn smile like they smile after stealing something from a corporate chain store 8:19 PM · Dec 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny

funny memes for women which men won't understand | thumbnail text - This is what tampon commercials should really look like Citytv bravo by betches @bravobybetches bravo me watching my friend text the guy whose number she said she deleted Producer: What makes you think that this time is different?

Women's Memes Men Will Never Understand

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people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

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Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Aries: l'm a genius Also Aries: how do you boil an egg 8:15 PM · 12/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence

Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles| thumbnail text - Kara Klenk @karaklenk My 2 yo daughter was singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" and ended it with "life is down the drain." A 99 goth toddler. 6:36 PM · Nov 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal I asked my daughter if she thought she had been in the bath long enough and she said "the water will tell me when it's time to get out" so there ya have it 10:32 PM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,114 Likes

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather| thumbnail text - Eliza @LilLizaJayne My dad just tried to mansplain DNA to me. He asked if I, a 25 year old with a Bachelor of Science, knew what DNA was. 3:02 AM · Dec 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: *sneezes* Me: Bless you. Husband: *sneezes again* Me: I can't live like this. 3:57 PM · May 11, 2021 600 9 25 1, Share this Tweet

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage

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People Expose What Screams, 'I'm Rich, But I Pretend I'm Poor'

People Expose What Screams, 'I'm Rich, But I Pretend I'm Poor'

32-year-old husband lies to wife about finances, has secretly been stocking funds into a private account with more than $45k, wife goes back on their agreements for finances and childcare

32-year-old husband lies to wife about finances, has secretly been stocking funds into a private account with more than $45k, wife goes back on their agreements for finances and childcare

Parenting Humor: The Funniest Tweets Every Parent Needs to See

Parenting Humor: The Funniest Tweets Every Parent Needs to See

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