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Iconic Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At| thumbnail text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy HUSBAND: I got the dog heart shaped cookies for Valentine's Day. ME: *through a mouthful of cookies* The dog? 9:16 PM · Feb 14, 2019 ♡ 1.3K

Funniest Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)| thumbnail text - trash jones @jzux trust my gut? the thing that can't even handle milk? 5:26 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)

Funny tweets about turnoff jobs | thumbnail text - trashyflashy @trashyflashyxo Replying to @Puff_lya "entrepreneur". Usually its just shorthand for "I sink my generational wealth into bad ideas that don't help anybody, not even me!" 8:22 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Reveal Jobs Which Are Total Turnoffs In Potential Partners

Funny tweets about the struggles of body hair | thumbnail text -

Women Lament The Struggles Of Shaving Their Body Hair

Women's Memes That Spoke To Our Souls| thumbnail text - me after i have a mental breakdown and cut my bangs too short Color, Them: Omg that was mean, how do you sleep at night? Me:

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Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line| thumbnail text - the ultimate plug @OnlyFans__ wheres the album? rihanna: Bi, I'm pregnant

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line

Best Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 11, 2022) | thumbnail text - Dan Regan @Social_Mime My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. 2:32 PM · Feb 6, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Best Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 11, 2022)

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter| thumbnail text - Mike @michael_mascia Did anyone else have an irrational fear of Venus flytraps as a kid or were you normal ? 7:20 PM · Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Show me a parent who has given 2 choices for dinner & l'll show you a kid who picks something that wasn't even an option 3:10 AM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos| thumbnail text - Brian Sauvé @Brian_Sauve Dear Ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in low cut shirts, bikinis, bra and underwear, or anything similar-ever. Not to show your weight loss journey. Not to show your newborn baby. Not to document your birth story. -Your Brothers 10:15 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

Tweets about athleisure apparel | thumbnail text - * sagittarius queen @FGITbrooke can anyone tell me what is the secret to wearing athleisure without constantly looking like a suburban soccer mom bc i don't think i'm nailing it 8:40 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Athleisure Apparel Tweets For Women Who Have No Intention Of Working Out

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jordan Ashleigh @JordanAshleighF My coworker saw me eating pizza and said "I had pizza today too" and I replied "Pizza Monday!" What. What was that. 7:35 PM · Jan 31, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

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16-year-old daughter refuses dad's visits after 14-year-old stepsister insists on being a part of their meetings in an attempt to bond: ‘He's my dad, you've got your own’

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