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People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays| Thumbnail text - Sean Bernard ... @seanbgoneill Anyone remember my work password 11:56 AM · 1/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True| Thumbnail text - Delia Cai @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work 3:51 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.6K Retweets 3,112 Quote Tweets 296.9K Likes

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True

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relatable memes about being a hot mess | thumbnail text - When your cheat day accidentally turns into a 6 month long carb-a- palooza Marc O @MarcSnetiker Going into a spiral anyone want anything >

Relatable Memes About Being A Hot Mess For Those Who Don't Know What Day It Is

funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

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Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

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Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples| thumbnail text - Keshav Kant @MxKantEven I know this won't be a hot take for people with sense but: The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal. If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills. 7:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021 96.5K

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples

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Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting| thumbnail text - Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Kids will sleep no problem on any surface, but can't walk if their socks are on inside out 9:26 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts| thumbnail text - Yelisa ... @motherplaylist No one: My 8yo on the 3rd of January: So what are we doing for Halloween? 6:27 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts

funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

Memes About Turning 30 For Anyone In Denial About Leaving Their 20s

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Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With| thumbnail text - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I'm burning this place to the ground 8:48 PM · 1/2/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

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