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Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers No one: Cancer: remember when you hurt my feelings 5:53 PM · 12/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 804 Retweets 4,383 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

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Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner| thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn Wife: You smell like bacon. Me: Thanks. Wife: It wasn't a compliment. Me: There's literally only one way to take that. 10:01 PM · Nov 26, 2021 2.1K Û Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner

Awkward Mansplaining Experiences Caused By Dudes Who Didn't Read The Room

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers| thumbnail text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal my 4 year old realizing that l gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and that her mom gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and pacing around worried like she's gonna OD 7:27 PM · Nov 20, 2021 954 O 17 1, Share this Tweet

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes

Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men

Tweets About people Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain| thumbnail text - Dee Lawlor ĒJY @Dee_SciComm NOT TODA Setan Replying to @natsabin I once had a door mansplained to me. You see ladies, you open the door FIRST, then go through it, and THEN close it.

Tweets About People Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs| thumbnail text - Mae audrey farnsworth @audipenny This is how I effectively sign off emails now I, VIIG I IVIG ULIG.ri D

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs

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People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter| thumbnail text - Gracie McGreevy @GracieMcGreevy The feminine urge to say "No worries if not tho! No pressure!" after asking anyone for literally anything 5:14 PM · Nov 24, 2021 i 6.8K 5 ↑, Share this Tweet

People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter

Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away| thumbnail text - daughterofthemoon,'0 C @witti_indi He sent me his Instagram and I had to pretend like I hadn't already stalked it weeks ago. Scorpio moon tings. 6:51 AM · Nov 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away

tweets about the stress of airports that remind us why we don't travel | thumbnail text - Chris Burns Im obsessed that airports are just like okay come around 5 but the plane leaves when we decide-prob 9ish, & bring luggage but we can't promise it'll make it on the plane. We can change your ticket but it cost more than if you cancel it & buy a car instead, but here's a biscotti Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don't even T

Typical Airport Drama That Makes Us Wonder If Flying Is Even Worth It

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Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese| thumbnail text - BADD Gyal Jali @QueenJaliii yo mac n cheese look like this on Thanksgiving stay out the kitchen •.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating| thumbnail text - woman

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating

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Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter

Funny tweets avout lifehacks | thumbnail text - ultan @ultB1 Life hack: when you're cutting a pizza at home always make one of the slices really small in case anybody asks you for a slice 12:32 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal The Funniest Lifehacks Which Changed Their Lives For The Better

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32-year-old professor gets asked by 24-year-old student, Carey, to attend her graduation, his wife refuses to let him go: “I was kind of excited when Carey asked”

32-year-old professor gets asked by 24-year-old student, Carey, to attend her graduation, his wife refuses to let him go: “I was kind of excited when Carey asked”

24 Powerpuff Girl Memes for the Ladies Who Are Equal Parts Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice

24 Powerpuff Girl Memes for the Ladies Who Are Equal Parts Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice

Here Are 15 Tweets By British People That Cracked Us Up This Week

Here Are 15 Tweets By British People That Cracked Us Up This Week

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