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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)| thumbnail text - KJ @IDontSpeakWhine I witnessed a father and son bonding moment, but it was just my husband teaching my son the wrong way to load the dishwasher. 4:01 PM · Jan 26, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR BUT WHEN I DO, THE GAS LIGHT IS ON,Him: Can I put my keys in your purse? Me: @oneawkwardmom

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week (Feb 3, 2022)

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Forehead - SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama Mona's walk of shame.

Funniest Tweets About the Infamous 'Walk Of Shame' Just In Time For The Weekend

Astrology Tweets That Resonated With Our Inner Baddie| thumbnail text - Astrology Vibez @astrologyvibez ... No one: Fire signs: I will burn this whole thing down.

Astrology Tweets That Resonated With Our Inner Baddie

Tweets about things that are cooler than sex | thumbnail text - Ray @RahellDavis ... yea sex is cool but have u ever made a list & crossed everything off it?? in a dAY?? so hot 9:48 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fifteen Things Which Are Cooler Than Sex According To Twitter

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

Best tweets about instagram influencer culture | thumbnail text - Cara @vodkaspicelatte my favorite literary treasure is the instagram influencer apology 7:34 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Best Tweets Poking Fun At Instagram Influencer Culture

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation

Funny tweets about toxic traits | thumbnail text - - Tere ... @teresaajperezz My toxic trait is starting to get ready whenever I get the "On my way" text 12:30 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About People's Most Toxic Traits

Women’s Tweets That Were So Spot-On We Had To Take A Double-Look| Thumbnail text - Brooke Knisley @BrookeKnisley ... I don't know when l'm gonna die, so I have a midlife crisis every year to play it safe 5:01 PM · 1/19/22 · Twitter Web App

Women’s Tweets That Were So Spot-On We Had To Take A Double-Look

People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays| Thumbnail text - Sean Bernard ... @seanbgoneill Anyone remember my work password 11:56 AM · 1/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True| Thumbnail text - Delia Cai @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work 3:51 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.6K Retweets 3,112 Quote Tweets 296.9K Likes

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True

relatable memes about being a hot mess | thumbnail text - When your cheat day accidentally turns into a 6 month long carb-a- palooza Marc O @MarcSnetiker Going into a spiral anyone want anything >

Relatable Memes About Being A Hot Mess For Those Who Don't Know What Day It Is

funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

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42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

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21-year-old engineering student cuts Wi-Fi after gamer girl cousin refuses to turn the sound down while gaming at 1 AM: "She should be more respectful"

21-year-old engineering student cuts Wi-Fi after gamer girl cousin refuses to turn the sound down while gaming at 1 AM: "She should be more respectful"

28-year-old refuses to sign away late father’s cabin to ungrateful stepbrother just because he “needs a home,” the family comes after her: “They said I was being heartless”

28-year-old refuses to sign away late father’s cabin to ungrateful stepbrother just because he “needs a home,” the family comes after her: “They said I was being heartless”

Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: “It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around”

Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: “It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around”

Employee's dating profile found by nosy coworker, he refuses to stop giving her unsolicited dating and beauty advice: "It wasn't funny the first time, and definitely wasn't the second, third, or fourth time"