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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 18, 2021)

Dads can be funny at the best of times, but when they take to Twitter, they can be all sorts of hilarious. That's why we collect the funniest dad tweets each week for your entertainment and put them all in one convenient place for you. These dads have a way with words when it comes to ranting about the trials and tribulations of parenting life, which might hopefully make you feel better about your own kid's struggles. And when you're finished scrolling through these dad gems, here are last week's funniest dad tweets which are just as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 3-year-old was having yogurt for breakfast. He decided to pretend it was ice cream. Then got mad at me because it really wasn't ice cream. There aren't enough condom ads in the world. 3:05 PM · May 13, 2021 Twitter for Android 34 Retweets 156 Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 17, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are at it again, with their sass, humor, and witty remarks, which brighten up our day. If you're having a bad day, then their light-hearted comedy will make it a little better and give some much-needed comic relief. Once you've scrolled through this batch of funny women, check out last week's funniest women tweets for some more female-related humor.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Wendi Aarons ... @WendiAarons A woman could have four broken limbs and massive internal injuries due to an epic battle with fire- breathing dragons, and the first question the doctor's office will ask is, "What is the date of your last menstrual period?" 1:07 AM May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 5,659 Retweets 744 Quote Tweets 63.2K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 16, 2021)

Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, the place we celebrate all the parents who use humor to make it through another seven days of keeping their little ones alive. It's not easy being responsible for the well-being of your tiny humans, especially when they test your patience to the limit every. Single. Damn. Day. But you do it regardless, and you are amazing. And so, we collect the funniest parenting tweets each week to pay tribute to the funny parents who provide us with all the best parenting entertainment on Twitter. When you're done scrolling through this latest collection, check out last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.



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Gen Z Roasts Every Single Thing Millennials Like To Do, And It Gets Personal

Gen Z-ers are known for their cancel culture. Really, a lot of the stuff they cancel is super justified and we should all be proud of their BS detectors. They have brought so many issues to the forefront and seem to truly be instigating positive change in our social discourse. But also... sometimes it seems like they get way too particular when it comes to canceling things, especially pertaining to millennial trends. They are BRUTAL when it comes to anything millennials like, and boy does it feel personal.

Gen Z Roasts Every Single Thing Millennials Like To Do| thumbnail text - Ron @MyFacelsTired_ Older millennials love to tell people in their 20s things like "you probably don't know what a vcr is" 5:54 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

Kids are a delight. Sometimes. The rest of the time, they're little terrors who drive you insane. And when that happens, sarcasm can be a great coping mechanism. Some people say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but these moms of Twitter would probably disagree. Scroll through their sarcastic tweets about parenting trials and tribulations and tell me you didn't chuckle at least once.

funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 14, 2021)

Twitter is great for many things, but one of our favorite uses is seeing people's funny relationship tweets. Because why pay for therapy when you can tweet about your relationship woes and get the sympathy of the entire Twitter population? Each week we bring you the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days, so you can read them and hopefully feel better about any trials or tribulations you might be having in your relationship. After all, common ground is what brings us all together, even if it is our relationship struggles. Right?




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore dating apps will really see you swipe left and be like "you just missed a potential match!" which is basically them saying "you sure you don't wanna settle, babe???" 11:54 PM May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 483 Likes
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Relatable Tweets About How Mascara Turns You Into A Hot Mess

Mascara is one of the best things ever to be invented. I don't know the history behind it, but I do know that on the days that I don't wear it, I get asked if I feel OK because I look "sick." And don't get me started on the blessings of waterproof mascara! So, these memes are dedicated to the hot messes we become when we don't wear mascara and even the hot messes we can be when we do wear it. In short, whoever invented mascara should be Queen. And here are some more women's memes for when you're done.

funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 13, 2021)

When someone pisses you off, venting about them to your friends can be highly therapeutic. But when you vent to the world, your sense of satisfaction can be even better. Luckily, the women of Twitter know how to do it when it comes to roasting and venting about the men who have annoyed them and men in general. Welcome to this week's funniest women roasting men tweets, where women roast men within an inch of their lives. If you enjoyed these, check out last week's women roasting men tweets for more funny examples of women dishing out dirt to annoying men.





funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - pantslesswithvodka @vodkanopants ... Every time I get mansplained my vrgina adds another stitch to sewing itself shut. 8:37 AM · May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 26 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes
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Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'

In case you have been living under a rock, you may have missed the MAJOR news that after seventeen long years one extremely iconic couple is back together. This couple is none other than Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, or as we can resume calling them, 'Bennifer.' This is huge. There have been babies born since they broke up that are now deciding on colleges! They have been broken up longer than Grey's Anatomy has been on air! That's how long we've all been anticipating this.

If you want to share in on the excitement, here are some hilarious tweets about this celeb couple reunion.

Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'| thumbnail text - Matt Gabriele @prof_gabriele listen, it was “Bennifer" last time. this time it's "Jenjamin" 10:06 PM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter for Mac 371 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 4,814 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

Being a parent is stressful, but suddenly it becomes a lot more bearable if you've got a good sense of humor. The funny dads of Twitter inspire us on our parenting journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) as they take fatherhood with a pinch of salt, some healthy cynicism, and a whole lot of humor. This week's funniest dad tweets will have you rolling your eyes but also laughing (mainly on the inside) at the corny dad jokes. And here are last week's hilarious dad tweets, which will have you doing the same.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 10, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter never fail to add some humor to our day and put a smile on our faces with their comical outlook on life. Somehow they find a way to make the boring bearable and the depressing entertaining. It's a skill set that we're grateful for because we could all do some extra 'funny' in our lives.  So sit back, browse this latest haul of the funniest women's tweets we saw this week, and if you like them (which we know you will), you can check out last week's list of funniest women's tweets in case you missed them.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Natalie @jbfan911 Imagine ur reading a breakup text on ur Apple Watch lol 6:01 AM May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30.8K Retweets 3,159 Quote Tweets 464.7K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week - Mother's Day Edition (May 9, 2021)

It's not an easy gig raising kids, and motherhood especially is a relentless labor of love. Moms, quite frankly, you don't get enough credit for doing the fantastic job that you do, and so on Mother's Day, we're here to celebrate you and all you have given up to raise your little ones. From your pelvic muscles being shot to sh*t to never having a full night's sleep ever again, to having to answer a million "why" questions from your toddler, you give up your body, sanity, and emotional well-being to have children. I swear your kids are grateful to you for it, even if they don't show it. So in your honor, this Mother's Day, here are the funniest tweets from moms we saw this week, which will remind you that you're not alone in the perils of motherhood. Twitter is truly the place for all mothers to come together and rant about the trials, tribulations, and occasional joys of motherhood. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets for when you're done with these.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes
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White Claw Tweets For The Chugging Inspiration You Need This Weekend

White Claw has taken the US of A by storm, and I am guilty as charged as one of the women who has fallen under its spell. This hard seltzer is so wonderful and refreshing that you don't even realize you're consuming liquor until you're trashed within the hour. The Claw is delicious and dangerous at the same time, which is exactly what keeps me and the Twitter users of all the world coming back for more. Enjoy this hilarious batch of White Claw tweets to get you hyped for the weekend. 

Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - White Claw Gang ... @whiteclawcrew Sun: is out Me: ok fine l'll get some White Claws 7:10 PM · Apr 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Internet Gold Diggers Are All Over Bill Gates After Divorce Announcement

Another day, another divorce. But not just any run-of-the-mill divorce - Microsoft power couple Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are officially splitting up. Twitter is obviously all over the divorce, with many single ladies shooting their shot with the billionaire himself in hopes of getting a piece of that Microsoft fortune. Some women have even gone so far as to slide into his DMs on Instagram, and now I'm super invested. Check out the funniest tweets surrounding the divorce below. 

Funny tweets about Bill Gates divorce | thumbnail text - Hanima ... @Chicken_tanduri Hello @BillGates how are you.? Just heard about your divorce case, if you ever feel lonely just DM me. 9:38 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future

Generation Z is all over the place these days. They decide the trends, cancel the millennials, and make very questionable decisions online. I think many of them have not fully internalized the idea that everything they put on the internet is permanent. If they're going to go around cancelling people, they need to make sure everything they post is extremely woke and correct. It can be very difficult to do so when your entire life is plastered all over social media.

But at least it's entertaining for the rest of us.

Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future| Thumbnail text - doody @_Doodster ... Mr.Wilson Imao, I don't even know what to say Marcus Wilson 5 - Mathematics Wilson March 5, 2021 at 9:04am Greetings Mr.Wllson, I just wanted to inform you that you keep lowering my grades so please increase it.
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