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You might be asking yourself, "Who the hell is Elizabeth Holmes?!" If you are, then maybe go see the doc before continuing further.  In the documentary, The Inventor, is the story of Elizabeth Holmes and her company Theranos, and how she lied and cheated investors out of millions of dollars. Theranos, a revolutionary company, claiming they'll invent a way to perform hundreds of medical tests using only a few drops of blood. The problem? It wasn't possible and Holmes never delivered the promised product. Theranos AND Holmes came crashing down when Holmes was finally outed as a manipulator and liar. 

The internet had their own thoughts to share with the world. 

Scott Barolo, a science professor at the University of Michigan, tweeted a bag of Albanese Gummi Bears that contained 12 different flavors of gummi bears. Barolo, being the man that he is decided to investigate the flavors and determine if there are in fact 12 different flavors. His conclusion? Read on to find out! 

"I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" - Name that movie! The answer is yes, by the way, and these Twitter jokes are proof. Enjoy these tweets, not too much, but just enough. 

When Twitter user, moth dad, discovered how many ounces are in a pound, he was absolutely livid and thus begun the downward spiral of the imperial units. Read the hilarious (and rightfully so) rant below:

Ahh, nothing like a tiny latte to go with a glass of wine and table full of mobile devices, while we stew in the bath. Ad companies showcase a bizarre reality of what they believe women do with a bathtub tray. Surprise! It's not any of this, that's for sure. Check out the hysterical thread below. 

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets, animal tweets, relationship tweets and the funniest tweets we saw from women. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

We can't believe it's only Tuesday. Here's a funny Twitter dump to help the weekdays go by just a wee bit faster. Enjoy! 

And the Choco Taco goes to.... 

According to Twitter user Alex Stein, her grandfather's stomach was "completely unfazed" and he is doing just fine! 

Right out of the Twitter gold archives! #MarchDadness of 2017 was quite a time, let's re-live that wonderful dadness with these tweets below!

Take a look at this list of funny feminist tweets. They'll make you smile, but hopefully they'll also make you think a little too.... 

"Prosper my hoes. Prosper." Some solid life advice in this Twitter thread, thanks for sharing Noelle! This thread recently popped up on Imgur, and though it may be a bit old, it's definitely gold! Enjoy!

Either their dispatcher is bored as hell or someone hilarious has desk duty! Either way, we're enjoying the entertainment! Keep up the good job officers! 

Do you ever just suddenly remember something absolutely horrifying that you did/happened to you? Us too. These tweets are made up of those nightmares and we're sharing them with you. Enjoy! 

When Trump declared a state of "National Emergency" to build his wall, Twitter users erupted with how they're coping during this difficult time. The hashtag 'NotesFromNationalEmergency' rapidly gained traction and the responses are perfect. We can always trust Twitter to provide us with some much needed humor during these trying times. If you need more comedy and less politics in your life, check out these delicious Trump memes and chortle your news-related stress away. 

These Twitter users have cracked the code, they have figured it out. Or not. Still extremely enjoyable!