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Twitter Users Share Their Best Opening Lines Of Their Obituary (12 Tweets)

'#FirstLineOfMyObitary swipe out to subscribe!' Twitter users are sharing the first line of their obituary and we wouldn't mind being invited to each and every one of them. 

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Twitter User Challenged Her Followers To Text Their Partner "I Want A Baby" And Screenshot The Results (17 Screenshots)

Twitter user @kelllicopter challenged her followers to prank their significant others by texting them with a very bold (and maybe to some, terrifying) demand. The results? Pretty much what would expect. 

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Quick Little Twitter Story Of A Man Who Made The Guatemalan Cook 'Want To Go Home'

This is the story of a man, who carried pizza boxes the wrong way and infuriated the whole world. OK, not the whole world, but this pizzeria for sure. Until they finally had enough and asked him, "Why?". 

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18 Of The Best "Some Of You Have Never ... And It Shows" Tweets

Some of you have never seen these tweets and it shows. OK, we're not the best at this yet but give it some time! 

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Twitter Users Share Their Crown And Glory Moment As Children (29 Tweets)

Twitter user MotherOfDoggons asked the Twitter community, "What's the dumbest [thing] you've ever did as a kid?' and the response was huge. Hugely amusing. 

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Man's Stepson Tries To Smuggle Girl Out Of Home While The Whole Family Is Awake (8 Tweets)

This stepdad has decided to tweet out and give the world a play-by-play of one the most relatable love stories of our time. His stepson believes no one knows about the girl in his bedroom and is trying to smuggle her out quietly, and discreetly to keep it that way. Will they make it or won't they? Read on to find out! 

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16 Tweets That Will Definitely Ruin A Dinner With One Phrase

Twitter users shared their response to the trending hashtag #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase, and here are 16 of the best ones. 

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These 28 Tweets About Being Broke Will Have You Laughing To Mask The Pain

The truth is hard to swallow -- luckily, we have laughter to help us cope with it! Enjoy these painfully true, but funny, tweets about what it's like to be a real person in the real world. May we all survive until the next paycheck!

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50 'Bad Stock Photos Of My Job' On Twitter Will Have Crying From Laughter

These are seriously so funny! Twitter users share a bad stock photo they found when typing in their profession and the results are so hilarious, you'll be finding yourself having endless bursts of laughing fits!

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These 31 Responses To The Turkey Challenge On Twitter Has Us Crying From Laughter

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Enjoy these amazing responses to Twitter's #TurkeyChallenge! The challenge is to text your mom and ask, 'How long do you microwave a 25lb turkey?' and just sit back and enjoy the chaos. This has got to be the best Thanksgiving challenge yet, the results are just too delicious!

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25 Twitter Users Share The 5 Words They Would Need To Survive A Horror Movie

Do. Not. Fall. Asleep. Ever.  If you ever find yourself in a horror movie (you never know), these '5 word' tweets might come in handy. 

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