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Wearing Red Clothing At Target Isn't A Good Move

The majority of people don't think twice about what they wear when they go to the supermarket; in fact, most people just about get out of their pajamas for the occasion. But it turns out that one thing you do need to consider when getting dressed the morning of your supermarket shop is the color of your clothing. Because supermarkets have uniforms and wearing the color of those uniforms will likely result in fellow customers assuming you work there - something these people didn't think about when they wore red shirts to Target. Check out their hilarious Tweets documenting their experiences of being confused for employees.

tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food
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Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

We can't imagine having a pregnant wife is easy because you have to deal with the hormones, the stress, and the responsibility of getting them through the pregnancy. But being pregnant is even harder, so the sympathy for partners is somewhat limited. These men think they've got it so tough having a pregnant wife and have resorted to being smart asses to cope with it. Three guesses as to whether or not their wives appreciate their sass? Yep, you got it. They don't! These tweets from dads-to-be prove that it's never too early to start with the dad humor.



funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes
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People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old Fashioned Way' On Twitter

The world is finally starting to reopen again and we all know what that means. No more worrying about your camera turning on during a zoom meeting, or about having your mask match your outfit, or about masks at all. Wow, we can finally breathe people, this is not a drill. One thing that many of us have to get back into the swing of is dating. We've become much more accustomed to apps, but in the real world there is no swiping left or right.

Are we ready for this? Do we know what to expect? Well, people on Twitter are sharing exactly how they plan to find their significant others in the 'Old Fashioned Way.'

People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old-Fashioned Way' On Twitter| thumbnail text - Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy ... deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (in a full day detention with others who seem stereotypical but I learn they are more than just a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal) 7:15 AM · Jun 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,135 Likes
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Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

They say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but what they failed to take into account was a scorned woman with a Twitter account, prepared to unleash hell onto men into the Twittersphere. It's a lethal combination, and for some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that women are disappointed with men. This week's collection of 'women roasting men' tweets further proves that a hilarious woman with a social media following is one of the most lethal combinations of scorned women. Scroll through this list of gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.




most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Colleen ... @Coll3enG Old men on hinge are always like "good evening, Missy. If you could fly anywhere in the world where would it be and why? My name is Kevin and you can call me at -*** _****. My social security number is 230-**-****, feel free to open a credit card in my name, sweetie." 8:01 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 194 Likes
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Awkward Mansplaining Experiences Caused By Dudes Who Didn't Read The Room

Mansplaining is a fully normalized phenomenon that takes place all over the globe. It's quite amazing how universal it is. There are probably people explaining things they know nothing about in every country and language, isn't that beautiful? We don't know if there will ever be a time without mansplainers, or know-it-alls, it's a pretty established lifestyle. But at least there are more and more people roasting them on Twitter. So at least we get humor out of their uncontrollable bouts of corrective dysfunction.

Mansplaining Experiences About Dudes Who Never Take A Day Off| Thumbnail text - marina @marinawphoto i love when i get mansplained in the comments on how to be a photographer then go to the dudes profile and he has 6 followers and three photos of his car 6:55 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 404 Likes
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People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her HandBag

Sometimes hashtags take off on Twitter for no specific reason and we should just be thankful it's not an entirely toxic trend this time. On Twitter people are throwing out ideas of what the Queen of England possibly needs her to carry in her handbag. Is there a possibility that it's just an empty sack? It sounds more likely most things are actually carried for her by some guard or something. Does she even have a smartphone? Or a wallet? Okay, maybe this is actually a legitimate hashtag.

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her Hand Bag| thumbnail text - Matthew reist @ReistMatthew #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag Boris Johnson's comb KellieLovesHashtags @HereToHashtag ... #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag a voodoo doll of Meghan
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women

Each week, we bless you with a list of the funniest women we saw on Twitter. And that's no exaggeration; it truly is a blessing because the women of Twitter are hilarious, and they know how to sum up life's sh*tty moments with a twist. The twist being humor, sass, and sarcasm, and honestly, we're here for it. Welcome to this week's funniest women's tweets for you to peruse, share and then check out last week's when you're done with these.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not! 4:25 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 31.3K Retweets 692 Quote Tweets 177.1K Likes
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Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reaction Tweets About The KUWTK Finale

After 14 years and 20 seasons of the iconic 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians,' the finale finally aired on Hulu this weekend. It's safe to say that many Kardashian fans and stans are absolutely not okay. A lot of us are now suddenly in desperate need of a new filler show. No, we're not talking in terms of plastic surgery. A show to put on in the background when you're home alone but don't want to accept it. At least there are 14 years of re-runs to go through time and time again.

One thing is certain though, 3rd generation Kardashians babies will all have the craziest home videos to look back on.

Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reactions To The KUWTK Finale On Twitter| thumbnail text - Leslie @rodashian · Jun 11 Kourtney as soon as this episode is done #KUWTK 26 L7 205 4K
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Memes For Women That Are Way Too Baffling For Men To Comprehend

Ladies gather round. If you love memes, love laughing at your own misfortune and love all things women-related, then this collection of memes is for you. We all know that life is more challenging for women than men, so we might as well find the funny in it. Whether it's romantic sh*t shows, kids, fashion fails or general life, we always have something to be sassy about, and these relatable women memes capture that so well, it hurts. So go and share them with all the women in your life. Because sharing is caring, and we care about you.

Memes For The women which men just don't get | thumbnail text - Fckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. Me coming home to the mess that i made when i was getting ready
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Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

They say having kids is the most rewarding thing you can do. But when you haven't slept in three years, you have spit up in your hair, and you can't even go to the bathroom without a tiny human following you, it's easy to forget why you became a parent in the first place. To all the parents out there who are losing their minds, humor might be the only thing left that will preserve your sanity, and luckily, you aren't alone. The funny parents of Twitter use sarcasm, sass, and wit to get through the trials and tribulations of parenting, and they are here for you. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which will make you laugh, relate or roll your eyes.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes
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Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle

Dating this past year has been... interesting. Basically, anyone who has attempted it while keeping up with regulations deserves an award and free therapy as an added bonus. But let's be real, for some of this year didn't really change our motivation to go out there and find people to date at all, we've never been that b*tch.

For anyone who being single has basically become their established brand, these Tweets are for you.

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle| thumbnail text - J Murch @J_murch25 I'm sorry for roasting you I was trying to flirt 7:48 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,627 Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 9,426 Likes
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Common Female Scenarios That No One Talks About But Should

Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness! 

women tweet about relatable female scenarios - tweet about woman's ex's new girlfriend liking and unliking one of her pics from a year ago | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago and if youre out there just want know its ok happens best us good luck out there 7:56 AM Mar 5, 2019 Twitter Android 11.3K Retweets 141.6K Likes | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago an
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'Walk Of Shame' Tweets Prove It's Nothing To Be Ashamed About

The infamous walk of shame has become a staple in American pop culture. These days, some people on Twitter have been calling it "the stride of pride," claiming that getting D last night is nothing to be ashamed about. But the walk of shame often has nothing to do with sex. They could just be related to the many shameful moments in people's lives. We documented this week's most clever tweets about the walk of shame, including sex-related tweets, and tweets that have literally nothing to do with sex. 

Funny walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - lina ... @leenski_32 Can't be a walk of shame if it's Pride Month 5:06 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Capturing The Trials And Tribulations Of Love

Being in love is the best thing in the world. Finding that person to be your rock, best friend, and lover is difficult, but once you find them, you're golden. Apart from the fights, of course. Those are sh*t. But then again, so is spooning yourself to sleep—or so we've heard. But whatever your situation, you have to laugh about it, right? Luckily, these brutally honest relationship tweets will make you giggle like no other. And if you're into these tweets, check out our last week's list as well.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Shade 5 ... @Shade510 Wife: Do you want me to help you? Marriage Translation: Would you like me to tell you what you're doing wrong? 1:26 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 403 Likes
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Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday

Say what you will about Kanye, he has definitely made some questionable comments and posted some disturbing things online, but one thing is clear, that man sure knows how to entertain. Can you imagine him having any other kind of profession? He was put on this Earth to make art, and then also to randomly insert himself into the political sphere from time to time. But that's how our boy keeps us on our toes.

Happy Birthday, Birthday Kanye, thank you for the memes — sorry about the divorce.

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday| Thumbnail text - Kanye look like the type of kid to argue with the teacher and bring up the teachers divorce
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Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

Sometimes a woman needs to vent about any and all men who happen to be in her life. Whether it's privately to her friends or publically on social media, releasing pent-up frustration can be a cathartic experience, and we'd highly recommend it. What better place to do that venting than on Twitter, which has taken over from the school playground as the home of roasting battles. Welcome to the virtual playground, where women roast men with zero mercy, paying homage to the adage, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... on Twitter.




most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener ... Sometimes his lies are so extravagant that I have to forgive him. Not because I believe him but because l'm impressed by the effort. 7:39 PM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 110 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes
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