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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 24, 2021)

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov ... I used to think I hated cuddling but I'm starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend 12:49 AM - Feb 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,147 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 54.9K Likes
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Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

Parenthood is a life-changing experience in so many wonderful ways. Raising your tiny humans and watching them grow is a beautiful experience, but it's also a messy one. Any parent will attest to their kids finding ways to ruin everything in their path—from spilling food on the floor to ruining your expensive makeup to drawing all over the walls. If there's a way to destroy something, they will. If you're a parent, you'll relate hard to these hilarious tweets from exasperated parents about the daily havoc their destructive kids wreak.

parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means dads have put in another seven days of hustle. That's plenty of time for them to bombard Twitter with relatable laughs and dad jokes. Turns out, fatherly humor is the only comic-relief you need, whether it's dads sharing their kids' hilarious quips or questionable parenting moments.  So here's your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets by dads – feel free to read them when you're pretending to use the bathroom to get a few minutes of respite from your kids.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 22, 2021)

If there are two things we love the most, it's women and humor; after all, it's what our page is all about. That's why never a week goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day with their wit and sass. And the best news for you is that we've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for these gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. Welcome to this week's funniest tweets written by women, and here are some more for when you've finished.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Emma Ketchum ... @emmaketchup7 Wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are 6:47 AM - Feb 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 95.6K Retweets 2,015 Quote Tweets 714.9K Likes
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Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

Parenting is an all-encompassing job. When you have kids, you somehow turn into a maid, a doctor, a nurse, a chef, an electrician a therapist, and a teacher overnight, all without a pay rise. But with your new and improved 'job' description, you pick up a bunch of skills that you wouldn't otherwise have learned. From knowing when the perfect time to throw away the flower your child picked for you, or how to shorten picture stories, the skills parents develop by mistake are useless in all other scenarios. These hilarious tweets from parents about the skills they picked up might just hit close to him if you have some little ones of your own. 

funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client
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Painfully Relatable Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Getting Older

Aging is a cruel process; one minute, you're 23, and your whole life is ahead of you, but five minutes later, you're a decade older, and your back hurts from bending down to pick up your groceries. Honestly, I don't know where the time goes. In the wise words of Andy Bernard from The Office, "I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them." These tweets will hit home hard if you're at the age where you need to schedule naps before you have sex. I'm not; I'm just speaking for a friend.

funny relatable tweets about getting older | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm at the age where I need enough notice for sex so I can be sure to get a nap in first.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 19, 2021)

Relationships can be hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where people lay bare all of their love-related drama for the world to see. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



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Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

Every parent wants their children to be as creative and curious as possible. After all, that's how they learn about the world. Kids don't usually use common sense, but rather their imagination, and don't get me wrong; it's a beautiful thing. But sometimes, especially when it comes to creating imaginary friends, things can get a little... creepy. Parents tweeting about the hilarious but bizarre imaginary friends their kids made up reveals how these 'friends' can have quite an impact on the rest of the family. Things went from cute to creepy real fast!

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 17, 2021)

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you another hilarious haul of women roasting men tweets. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. It should be evident to men now, but for the love of God, stop pissing women off because we will ruthlessly take you down. On Twitter, for all the world to see. Annoy us, and you'll get roasted in the ultimate hall of shame.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - becca slack ... @ohboybeccaslack men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel. 8:48 PM · Feb 10, 2021 - Twitter Web App 9,803 Retweets 2,045 Quote Tweets 159.7K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2021)

Dads don't get enough credit, even though they try their hardest. Well, sometimes. So each week, we collect the funniest dad tweets, which sum up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting from their perspective. We know parenting is a tough gig, but at least the dads of Twitter give us some entertainment at the same time. You can check out last week's list when you're done, in case you missed it.



funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot l+) @VikingJonesy ... Took my kids sledding because it's the only way I can legally throw them down a hill 11:44 PM · Feb 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 113 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 530 Likes
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People Tweet About Their Weirdest, Most Awkward First Dates Ever

Almost every person has been on or will go on a bad date at some point in their life. I believe that awkward dates are a natural part of life, much like gravity and sunset. If you've done well enough to avoid one until now, I commend you. Honestly, you have dodged one of life's greatest bullets. But if you have a plethora of lousy date tales to tell, then welcome to the club. It's a magical place. Another Valentines Day has just come and gone, and if, like me, you were sat at home without a valentine, then these tweets about people's 'Weird, uncomfortable, funny, awkward, and ultimately entertaining' bad dates, will make you feel better about being single.

people reveal their weirdest dating stories | thumbnail text - texasblonde @texasblonde22 Replying LizerReal Went meet guy stopped and sat on bench. He grabbed my keys and started playing with my pepper spray and pepper sprayed himself face. Date over.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 15, 2021)

Each week, we bring you a selection of the funniest women we found on Twitter. These are the women who bring their sass, humor, and witty remarks to the table for your entertainment, brightening up your day each time. This week's haul is just as funny as last week's, which is just as funny as the week before. You get the point... funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - ashley ray @theeashleyray ... i think it's nice that in the early 2000s if your sister was a pop singer, you got to try it out too 6:01 PM · Feb 11, 2021 Twitter Web App 17.1K Retweets 579 Quote Tweets 313K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 15, 2021)

All parents love their kids unconditionally, but every so often, they need reminding. Because kids know how to push your buttons, and in those moments, you may or may not question how deep your love is for them. But don't sweat it; when you're being driven to the brink of insanity by your kids, the funny parents of Twitter have your back. Between their vents, rants, and jokes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, you'll immediately feel better about your attempt at raising kids. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Chelsea Peretti ... @chelseaperetti my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo "not a pretend one" 4:10 AM - Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,242 Retweets 279 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 12, 2021)

This time of year is hard to navigate when it comes to relationships. Valentines Day can either remind you of how incredibly single you are or, it can remind you of how much your partner drives you crazy if you're in a relationship. Of course, it can also remind you of how much you love your partner, but you can see yourself out. Thank you very much. I'm not bitter about being single at all. Promise. Anyway, here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we found. Happy (or not so happy) Valentines Day to you all.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland ... Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money. 4:07 PM · Feb 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 2,405 Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 10, 2021)

Has a man recently screwed you over? Are you a victim of general masculine wrongdoing? If so, I have just the remedy for you. Our latest haul of women roasting men tweets will instantly make you feel better about your sh*tuation, by realizing that so many other women are sick and tired of men and their ways. The women of Twitter roast men within an inch of their lives; they don't hold back on expressing their disappointment, and it makes for great entertainment. And when you're done with these, check out last week's collection in case you missed it.



funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Roxi Horror ... @roxiqt Ladies, if your boyfriend is holding a fish in his display photo, you don't have a boyfriend. He's in love with the fish in his display photo. He's going to marry her & go live in a lake with his new fish family. Know the signs. 8:16 PM Feb 9, 2021 · TweetDeck 72 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 790 Likes
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