Today's society assumes that everyone wants to be a parent. And while many people do, there are plenty who don't and their rights and opinions are are equally as valid as those who do want kids. Someone started a hilarious Twitter thread listing all of the reasons why babies are problematic, which, although meant as a joke, does raise some points which those who choose not to have kids might use in support of their argument. Read through this funny thread and see how much you agree with the points!
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Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other. Each one thinks the other is more annoying, but come on, let's be honest... men are a LITTLE bit more annoying than women. Ok fine, a lot more annoying. There, I said it. And so did these women. They just put it more succinctly in a tweet. Scroll through this week's best 'women roasting men' Tweets and see how many of these you find relatable. It can't just be me...
Being a parent isn't easy, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. Kids are cheeky, rude, and playful but sometimes they leave you stumped, not knowing what to say. Being a parent isn't easy for anyone, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. James Breakwell - said father of four girls has tweeted the funny conversations he has with his kids and they're hilariously relatable for anyone who has ever been a parent of young children.
Masturbation - it's awkward to talk about, but it's something we all do, so I say let's normalize it! Why is it that society accepts talk about men pleasuring themselves, but not women? Well, these women are changing that narrative, and are tweeting about what gets them going, what turns them off and everything in between. Enjoy!
We take it as a given that most things are the way they are simply because that's the way it's always been, but the reality is, everything was either invented or discovered by someone at some point in time. Where it's toast, constellations, or the toilet plunger, it's fascinating to be inside the mind of someone who saw a need for something and invented it and these Twitter users are desperately trying to figure it out for themselves.
Men and women have many differences that both genders will never understand. They say that the only way you'll get an answer is to just ask and that's exactly what these women are doing: they're asking men the big questions and they want the answers! Any men who are reading this, do you have the clarification these women so desperately need?
Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness!
Through all the trials and tribulations we've endured so far in 2020, women have continued to ruthlessly roast men on Twitter.
Whether it's describing how annoying men have been during coronavirus lockdown, or just how irritating they are generally, women are not backing down in expressing how they feel. With mothers, wives, girlfriends, and single ladies all sharing their gripes with the male population, sh*t is going down. We thought we'd compile the funniest tweets of women roasting men from the first half of 2020 for your perusal, and to get you in the mood for the inevitable roasting that will come in the second half of 2020. Men, watch. Your. Backs.
When it comes to roasting battles, Twitter is certainly where it's at. Women endlessly roasting men has become somewhat of a norm and we love documenting the best of the best! Here is your weekly selection of women roasting men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives!
There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided!
Parenting is hard at the best of times, but during lockdown, getting some alone time is nearly impossible. Yes, we all love our kids, but being around them 24/7 is sometimes a little. Too. Much. And by that, we mean a total nightmare! These parents have a thing or two to say about it and have taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations about never having a minute of peace and quiet to themselves. The funny parents of Twitter are at it again...
Boomers, Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z... the olden days... where do these new definitions end? Between all the new technology that's coming out every two minutes and the economic hardships that face young people today, it's hard not to compare the generations gone by to the times we're living in now. These tweets perfectly sum up the differences between growing up in our parents and grandparents' time, vs today and they're funny, relatable, and accurate (if not a little depressing).
If you're a Jeff Goldblum fan and you love pop tarts, then you've hit a goldmine. Rachel Clayton has found all the times Jeff Goldblum dressed like the different varieties of pop tarts and honestly it might be one of the best things on the internet. Grab a pop tart, pull up a chair and enjoy!
Life is full of awkward moments. The ones where you wish the ground would swallow you up and then desperately try to forget what just happened. Or, in the case of these individuals, you tweet them and then pretend they didn't happen. Here are some of Twitter's most awkward, cringe-worthy moments that will have you feeling so sorry for these individuals.
Parents are pretty bad with technology at the best of times, but when it comes to COVID-19, parents are stepping it up a notch. Whether it's cracking some good ol' dad jokes, or sharing pictures of panicking when you don't reply to their text for two whole minutes, it seems the pandemic is really bringing out the worst in parents texting etiquette. Check out some of these hilarious texts people have been sent by their parents - pure comedy gold!
