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20 Tweets That Are The Pure Essence Of Married Life

Sing it with us -- "Love and marriage, love and marriage / They go together like a horse and carriage!" We're so close to the weekend and these tweets will help get you there just a wee bit faster! Enjoy these tweets that are the embodiment of marriage.


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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Ready for your weekly relationship insights by the people of twitter? Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both. In case you've missed our last list, you can check it out here.

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17 Twitter Responses That Absolutely Nailed What We All Were Thinking

17 times Twitter's comment section was savage! These tweets are guaranteed to make you chuckle. 

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Here's Something Every Single Person Can Relate To, Terrible Jokes People Make About Their Names (14 Tweets)

All of us have to deal with it. Some deal with it more than others. Let's take a moment to think about all the Alexas in the world who are being constantly talked to as if they were a machine. May you find the strength to get through this. 

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Twitter Is Sharing Their Thoughts On The Elizabeth Holmes Theranos Documentary "The Inventor" (24 Tweets)

You might be asking yourself, "Who the hell is Elizabeth Holmes?!" If you are, then maybe go see the doc before continuing further.  In the documentary, The Inventor, is the story of Elizabeth Holmes and her company Theranos, and how she lied and cheated investors out of millions of dollars. Theranos, a revolutionary company, claiming they'll invent a way to perform hundreds of medical tests using only a few drops of blood. The problem? It wasn't possible and Holmes never delivered the promised product. Theranos AND Holmes came crashing down when Holmes was finally outed as a manipulator and liar. 

The internet had their own thoughts to share with the world:

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Man's Science Thread Of The "12 Flavors" Of Gummi Bears Is Going Viral And We're Along For The Ride (32 Tweets)

Scott Barolo, a science professor at the University of Michigan, tweeted a bag of Albanese Gummi Bears that contained 12 different flavors of gummi bears. Barolo, being the man that he is decided to investigate the flavors and determine if there are in fact 12 different flavors. His conclusion? Read on to find out! 

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30 Twitter Jokes That Are Completely Whelming

"I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" - Name that movie! The answer is yes, by the way, and these Twitter jokes are proof. Enjoy these tweets, not too much, but just enough. 

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Twitter User Goes On A 43 Tweet Rant About How Ridiculous The Imperial System Is

When Twitter user, moth dad, discovered how many ounces are in a pound, he was absolutely livid and thus begun the downward spiral of the imperial units. Read the hilarious (and rightfully so) rant below:

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Hysterical Twitter Thread Shows Just How Delusional Ad Companies Are About Understanding Women (18 Tweets)

Ahh, nothing like a tiny latte to go with a glass of wine and table full of mobile devices, while we stew in the bath. Ad companies showcase a bizarre reality of what they believe women do with a bathtub tray. Surprise! It's not any of this, that's for sure. Check out the hysterical thread below: 

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An Exquisite Twitter Dump Of Quality Tweets To Bring Some Happiness To Your Day (15 Tweets)

We can't believe it's only Tuesday. Here's a funny Twitter dump to help the weekdays go by just a wee bit faster. Enjoy! 

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19 Super Dad-Joke-Filled Tweets From "MarchDadness" That You Cant Help But To Laugh At

Right out of the Twitter gold archives! #MarchDadness of 2017 was quite a time, let's re-live that wonderful dadness with these tweets below!

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Twitter User Shares 30 Tips To Being A "Strong, Independent Hoe"

"Prosper my hoes. Prosper." Some solid life advice in this Twitter thread, thanks for sharing Noelle! This thread recently popped up on Imgur, and though it may be a bit old, it's definitely gold! Enjoy!

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