Sing it with us -- "Love and marriage, love and marriage / They go together like a horse and carriage!" We're so close to the weekend and these tweets will help get you there just a wee bit faster! Enjoy these tweets that are the embodiment of marriage.
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All of us have to deal with it. Some deal with it more than others. Let's take a moment to think about all the Alexas in the world who are being constantly talked to as if they were a machine. May you find the strength to get through this.
You might be asking yourself, "Who the hell is Elizabeth Holmes?!" If you are, then maybe go see the doc before continuing further. In the documentary, The Inventor, is the story of Elizabeth Holmes and her company Theranos, and how she lied and cheated investors out of millions of dollars. Theranos, a revolutionary company, claiming they'll invent a way to perform hundreds of medical tests using only a few drops of blood. The problem? It wasn't possible and Holmes never delivered the promised product. Theranos AND Holmes came crashing down when Holmes was finally outed as a manipulator and liar.
The internet had their own thoughts to share with the world:
Scott Barolo, a science professor at the University of Michigan, tweeted a bag of Albanese Gummi Bears that contained 12 different flavors of gummi bears. Barolo, being the man that he is decided to investigate the flavors and determine if there are in fact 12 different flavors. His conclusion? Read on to find out!
"I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" - Name that movie! The answer is yes, by the way, and these Twitter jokes are proof. Enjoy these tweets, not too much, but just enough.
When Twitter user, moth dad, discovered how many ounces are in a pound, he was absolutely livid and thus begun the downward spiral of the imperial units. Read the hilarious (and rightfully so) rant below:
Ahh, nothing like a tiny latte to go with a glass of wine and table full of mobile devices, while we stew in the bath. Ad companies showcase a bizarre reality of what they believe women do with a bathtub tray. Surprise! It's not any of this, that's for sure. Check out the hysterical thread below:
"Prosper my hoes. Prosper." Some solid life advice in this Twitter thread, thanks for sharing Noelle! This thread recently popped up on Imgur, and though it may be a bit old, it's definitely gold! Enjoy!
