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Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

Today's society assumes that everyone wants to be a parent. And while many people do, there are plenty who don't and their rights and opinions are are equally as valid as those who do want kids. Someone started a hilarious Twitter thread listing all of the reasons why babies are problematic, which, although meant as a joke, does raise some points which those who choose not to have kids might use in support of their argument. Read through this funny thread and see how much you agree with the points! 

funny twitter thread on why babies are problematic - cover pic 3) they prey on women, why are we allowing and supporting this??
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 8, 2020)

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other. Each one thinks the other is more annoying, but come on, let's be honest... men are a LITTLE bit more annoying than women. Ok fine, a lot more annoying. There, I said it. And so did these women. They just put it more succinctly in a tweet. Scroll through this week's best 'women roasting men' Tweets and see how many of these you find relatable. It can't just be me...

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic men miss anniversaries and birthdays but NEVER miss an insta models bikini pic
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Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

Being a parent isn't easy, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. Kids are cheeky, rude, and playful but sometimes they leave you stumped, not knowing what to say. Being a parent isn't easy for anyone, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. James Breakwell - said father of four girls has tweeted the funny conversations he has with his kids and they're hilariously relatable for anyone who has ever been a parent of young children. 

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android
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Funniest Masturbation Tweets From Women

Masturbation - it's awkward to talk about, but it's something we all do, so I say let's normalize it! Why is it that society accepts talk about men pleasuring themselves, but not women? Well, these women are changing that narrative, and are tweeting about what gets them going, what turns them off and everything in between. Enjoy!

funny tweets by women about masturbation - cover image about masturbating to Ryan Gosling in the movie theater | Anna Kendrick @Annakendrick47 Ugh NEVER going Ryan Gosling movie theater again. Apparently masturbating back row is still considered inappropriate
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Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

We take it as a given that most things are the way they are simply because that's the way it's always been, but the reality is, everything was either invented or discovered by someone at some point in time. Where it's toast, constellations, or the toilet plunger, it's fascinating to be inside the mind of someone who saw a need for something and invented it and these Twitter users are desperately trying to figure it out for themselves.

Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp
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Questions Women Want Men To Answer Already

Men and women have many differences that both genders will never understand. They say that the only way you'll get an answer is to just ask and that's exactly what these women are doing: they're asking men the big questions and they want the answers! Any men who are reading this, do you have the clarification these women so desperately need?

women tweet questions they want men to answer - cover photo why do men message so many times when you don't reply | smalls @loveydoveysteph why..do continue message u over and over u did not reply first 68 times? someone pls explain 1:32 AM Jun 30, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Common Female Scenarios That No One Talks About

Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness! 

women tweet about relatable female scenarios - tweet about woman's ex's new girlfriend liking and unliking one of her pics from a year ago | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago and if youre out there just want know its ok happens best us good luck out there 7:56 AM Mar 5, 2019 Twitter Android 11.3K Retweets 141.6K Likes | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago an
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Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of 2020 (So Far)

Through all the trials and tribulations we've endured so far in 2020, women have continued to ruthlessly roast men on Twitter

Whether it's describing how annoying men have been during coronavirus lockdown, or just how irritating they are generally, women are not backing down in expressing how they feel. With mothers, wives, girlfriends, and single ladies all sharing their gripes with the male population, sh*t is going down. We thought we'd compile the funniest tweets of women roasting men from the first half of 2020 for your perusal, and to get you in the mood for the inevitable roasting that will come in the second half of 2020. Men, watch. Your. Backs. 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting men in relationships | bellsammy bellsammy My last relationship taught this: An adult man will cry, punch wall, and have mental breakdown front and still be FUCKIN LYING about shit. Bro need therapy, not girlfriend
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 24, 2020)

When it comes to roasting battles, Twitter is certainly where it's at. Women endlessly roasting men has become somewhat of a norm and we love documenting the best of the best! Here is your weekly selection of women roasting men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives! 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting husbands | Cydni Beer @cydbeer Studies confirm mother has been left alone with her children all day her husband is placed into friend zone.
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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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Funny Tweets From Parents About What 'Alone Time' Means At The Moment

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but during lockdown, getting some alone time is nearly impossible. Yes, we all love our kids, but being around them 24/7 is sometimes a little. Too. Much. And by that, we mean a total nightmare! These parents have a thing or two to say about it and have taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations about never having a minute of peace and quiet to themselves. The funny parents of Twitter are at it again...

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.
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Funny Tweets Describing Generational Gaps

Boomers, Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z... the olden days... where do these new definitions end? Between all the new technology that's coming out every two minutes and the economic hardships that face young people today, it's hard not to compare the generations gone by to the times we're living in now. These tweets perfectly sum up the differences between growing up in our parents and grandparents' time, vs today and they're funny, relatable, and accurate (if not a little depressing). 

funny tweets generational gap twitter generation z generation x | steph @liftinglentils "millenials spend all their money on luxuries says generation insists on having expensive sets good" plates as well as regular plates as if anyone gives sh.t
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Jeff Goldblum's Pop Tart Doppelgangers Are Everything

If you're a Jeff Goldblum fan and you love pop tarts, then you've hit a goldmine. Rachel Clayton has found all the times Jeff Goldblum dressed like the different varieties of pop tarts and honestly it might be one of the best things on the internet. Grab a pop tart, pull up a chair and enjoy!

jeff goldblum doppelganger pop tart twitter lookalike funny tweet | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) PER1 PAI Pop. arts toaster pasiries Frosted Chocolate Fudge 8:02 PM Apr 14, 2019 Twitter iPhone 7.6K Retweets 20.9K Likes
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People's Awkward Moments That Were Far Too Painful

Life is full of awkward moments. The ones where you wish the ground would swallow you up and then desperately try to forget what just happened. Or, in the case of these individuals, you tweet them and then pretend they didn't happen. Here are some of Twitter's most awkward, cringe-worthy moments that will have you feeling so sorry for these individuals. 

awkward moments twitter funny people painful socially awkward | Calen @calen_ am at food truck and this guy walks up and says have my usual and guy working says don't know who hell are.
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Face-palm Texts Parents Are Sending During Quarantine

Parents are pretty bad with technology at the best of times, but when it comes to COVID-19, parents are stepping it up a notch. Whether it's cracking some good ol' dad jokes, or sharing pictures of panicking when you don't reply to their text for two whole minutes, it seems the pandemic is really bringing out the worst in parents texting etiquette. Check out some of these hilarious texts people have been sent by their parents - pure comedy gold!

funny texts parents quarantine coronavirus memes twitter | Samantha Quek @SamanthaQuek Just read this text my Dad Today 15:59 Just heads up, if get an email Department Health saying not eat tinned pork and ham because contains Covid-19 ignore s spam.
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