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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week - Mother's Day Edition (May 9, 2021)

It's not an easy gig raising kids, and motherhood especially is a relentless labor of love. Moms, quite frankly, you don't get enough credit for doing the fantastic job that you do, and so on Mother's Day, we're here to celebrate you and all you have given up to raise your little ones. From your pelvic muscles being shot to sh*t to never having a full night's sleep ever again, to having to answer a million "why" questions from your toddler, you give up your body, sanity, and emotional well-being to have children. I swear your kids are grateful to you for it, even if they don't show it. So in your honor, this Mother's Day, here are the funniest tweets from moms we saw this week, which will remind you that you're not alone in the perils of motherhood. Twitter is truly the place for all mothers to come together and rant about the trials, tribulations, and occasional joys of motherhood. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets for when you're done with these.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes
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White Claw Tweets For The Chugging Inspiration You Need This Weekend

White Claw has taken the US of A by storm, and I am guilty as charged as one of the women who has fallen under its spell. This hard seltzer is so wonderful and refreshing that you don't even realize you're consuming liquor until you're trashed within the hour. The Claw is delicious and dangerous at the same time, which is exactly what keeps me and the Twitter users of all the world coming back for more. Enjoy this hilarious batch of White Claw tweets to get you hyped for the weekend. 

Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - White Claw Gang ... @whiteclawcrew Sun: is out Me: ok fine l'll get some White Claws 7:10 PM · Apr 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Internet Gold Diggers Are All Over Bill Gates After Divorce Announcement

Another day, another divorce. But not just any run-of-the-mill divorce - Microsoft power couple Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are officially splitting up. Twitter is obviously all over the divorce, with many single ladies shooting their shot with the billionaire himself in hopes of getting a piece of that Microsoft fortune. Some women have even gone so far as to slide into his DMs on Instagram, and now I'm super invested. Check out the funniest tweets surrounding the divorce below. 

Funny tweets about Bill Gates divorce | thumbnail text - Hanima ... @Chicken_tanduri Hello @BillGates how are you.? Just heard about your divorce case, if you ever feel lonely just DM me. 9:38 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future

Generation Z is all over the place these days. They decide the trends, cancel the millennials, and make very questionable decisions online. I think many of them have not fully internalized the idea that everything they put on the internet is permanent. If they're going to go around cancelling people, they need to make sure everything they post is extremely woke and correct. It can be very difficult to do so when your entire life is plastered all over social media.

But at least it's entertaining for the rest of us.

Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future| Thumbnail text - doody @_Doodster ... Mr.Wilson Imao, I don't even know what to say Marcus Wilson 5 - Mathematics Wilson March 5, 2021 at 9:04am Greetings Mr.Wllson, I just wanted to inform you that you keep lowering my grades so please increase it.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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Women Communally Dread The Horrid Pain Of A Pap Smear

There's a whole lot of pain that goes into being a woman. It's not all beautiful skincare routines and cocktail nights with the girls. We go through some serious sh*t, and apparently, that includes allowing docs to shove a horrid tool called the speculum into our bodies in order to stay on top of our game. Yes, ladies and gents, I'm referring to the infamous pap smear. We all dread it, but as female adults, it's something that we, unfortunately, have to endure for the sake our of health. The ladies of Twitter understand the harsh reality, but that doesn't mean they're gonna endure it without some humor. Scroll down for this week's funniest tweets about getting a pap smear. 

Funny tweets about pap smears | thumbnail text - some bunny @cinnubunny Asking my doctor "what are we" after my pap smear 11:29 PM · Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Awkward Comments Made By Gyno's Which Cannot Be Forgotten

As every woman knows, a visit to the gynecologist can be a little awkward. Even if your doctor is super friendly and puts you at ease, there's something about having a stranger being fist (or speculum) deep in your vagina that puts you slightly on edge. Depending on their approach, sometimes, gynecologists try to make things less awkward by making small talk during their examination, which, ironically, can make things even worse. These women shared the awkward things their gynecologists said to them, and all I'll say is, peering inside someone's vagina is not the time or place to crack jokes.

women share the awkward things Gynecologists said to them during appointments | thumbnail Text - Lisa DuBois @joaniejabronie when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- "i wanted to be a muppeteer". 6:46 PM Dec 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 636 Quote Tweets 209K Likes
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'Cheugy' is The New Basic, And We Officially Feel Old

In this week's episode of internet drama, 'Cheugy' has officially entered our lexicons, whether we like it or not. According to the New York Times, cheugy is a term that has gained popularity on Tik Tok, used to "describe someone who is out of date and is trying too hard." I'm out of date and trying too hard on a regular basis, so I guess I identify as cheugy now. And you know what? I'm okay with it. Twitter users are up in arms over the new term, coming up with their own idea of actions that are definitely 'cheugy,' or refusing to accept the new term altogether. Scroll down for their hilarious thoughts. 

Twitter goes crazy over the term 'cheugy' | thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... I read an article about the word "cheugy" at 3am in a half asleep delirium and was convinced l'd dreamt it but it turns out I have not and also it applies to half the women on my Facebook. 10:05 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Time To Usher In Cinco De Mayo With These Perfect Tweets

Alright, ladies and gents, in honor of Cinco de Mayo, it's time for a super quick history lesson about the holiday. To make a long story short, the Mexicans totally kicked a** at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, totally taking down the French while boosting Mexican morale. Over time, Mexican and American culture became intertwined, and because Americans love any excuse to drink, they go hard on Cinco de Mayo annually with tacos, tequila, and sombreros. We really will use any excuse to drink, even if it's a battle that took place in a different country two centuries ago. Obviously, Twitter is always in on the action - scroll down for the funniest Cinco de Mayo tweets this year. 

Funny tweets about Cinco de Mayo | thumbnail text -... in bed Polite But Firm @PoliteButFirm I celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the traditional fashion: with a super soaker full of tequila. 11:59 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Tweets Of Kids Who Savagely Roasted Their Parents Over Text

Texting with teenagers always comes with the risk that they'll respond the same way they do in person: in monosyllabic grunts. And nothing is more infuriating than a teenager who doesn't communicate and makes you feel like a total idiot for just trying to have a conversation with them. Comedian Maggie Widdoes shared her experience on Twitter of texting a 13-year-old in her life a lovely "Happy birthday" message, only to receive "yeah" in response. Her tweet sparked other people to share their experience of texting teenage kids, siblings, nieces, and nephews and only receiving silence or one-word answers in reply. They prove one thing, and one thing only— kids are brutal!

adults tweet how kids are roasting them over Text | thumbnail Text - Maggie Widdoes @mwidds Don't text the 13 year olds in your life happy birthday unless you're ready to get full bodied curb stomped in return Testerday oI FM HAPPY BIRTHDAY P!!! hope you guys are celebrating somewhere on the road Read Yesterday Yesterday 8:25 PM Yeah iMessage 5:33 AM Dec 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1.8K Retweets 652 Quote Tweets 69.4K Likes, Robby Russell @robbyrussell Replying to @mwidds Heya! How's your weekend
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 5, 2021)

Twitter is helpful for many things, but one of its best uses has to be its ability to serve as a platform for women worldwide to come together and do what they do best: roast men. Each week we compile the funniest women roasting men tweets we came across over the past seven days, and this latest haul is as ruthless as ever. They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and no one proves that to be more accurate than the funny women of Twitter who are disappointed in men. Once you've enjoyed these tweets, head over to last week's batch of women roasting men tweets in case you missed them, which are equally as relatable.


funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - ms pippershnippetz ... @lolumOKUR the next short guy that makes me sad is going in a ziploc bag 4:51 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 682 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 7,401 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 4, 2021)

The dads of Twitter know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments. That's why we love bringing you a weekly haul of the funniest dad tweets we came across over the past seven days, which are the epitome of dad humor and the reason dads get the rep that they do — for both the good and the bad. Once you've digested all of these hilarious dad tweets, you can check out last week's funniest dad tweets as well, which are equally as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes
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People Expose The Reason They Are Single

Let's be honest with ourselves, there's always a reason we're single. It may not be that simple to figure out, but somethings there. It could be our lack of hygiene, our hoarding problem, or our inability to trust. They're all viable options. If you're not sure what your reason is, then lucky for you @JimmyFallon asked people to share their reasons on Twitter. Maybe your 'Why' will become clear to you by the end.

People Expose The Reason They Are Single| thumbnail text - Smile - La-Bambe @barbrastreilamb I have various pillows with actors' faces on them..my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are back with their hilarious quips, complaints, and observations about life. From relationships to work to parenting and everything in between, they've got an opinion on it, and you can bet it's a funny one. Each week, we compile some of the funniest tweets from women we saw over the last seven days, and we're grateful to them for keeping us amused as they vent about life. And when you're done laughing at this compilation, head over to last week's funniest women tweets which are equally entertaining.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes
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Funny Women's Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh

It's the weekend, which means it's time to kick back and relax. And what better way to do it than with a fresh batch of women's memes? These are the memes for women by women, which are relatable to the feminine soul on the deepest level. Share them with all the women in your life, so they too can get all the feels that these women's memes bring.



funny women memes for anyone who needs a laugh | thumbnail text - hate ppl use their zodiac justify shitty behavior like "sry can't help im scorpio no Susan just bitch Hannah Berner @beingbernz No one: Literally nobody: Crickets: Guy from India in your DMs: Not a single soul: Influencers: A lot of you guys have been asking about my daily makeup routine!.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 2, 2021)

Having kids is hard work, no matter how experienced you are. And it doesn't matter how many parenting books you read; until your kids come along, there isn't much that can prepare you for the life-changing experience of becoming a parent. It's one of those learn-on-the-job roles that doesn't pay anything and requires you to work 24/7. Why do we do it? Honestly, I'm not sure I know. And clearly, neither do the parents of Twitter, who manage to succinctly sum up the trials and tribulations of parenting in a hilarious way. Each week we compile the funniest parenting tweets we found, which might make you feel better about any of the struggles you face while attempting to raise your kids. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes
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