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Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

A rare state of joy
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Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff| Thumbnail text - gabbi “gabbi boyd" boyd @GabbiBoyd ... i'll post a selfie looking the best i've ever looked and someone will be like “thank you for promoting REALISTIC beauty standards" 8:25 PM · Jan 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff

Proud to be apart of this demographic
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Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion| Thumbnail text - jayO @theearthyvirgo Virgo: "I'll be nicer, if you be smarter." 99 3:22 PM · Jan 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion

It's hard to trust these days
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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

Or, a lack thereof
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Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - JDan Follow @Social_Mime Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. 17 63 123

Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot

Ah, the joys of marriage
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Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples| thumbnail text - Keshav Kant @MxKantEven I know this won't be a hot take for people with sense but: The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal. If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills. 7:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021 96.5K

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples

We are all entitled to our own opinions
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Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting| thumbnail text - Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Kids will sleep no problem on any surface, but can't walk if their socks are on inside out 9:26 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting

It really is full of ups and down
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Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts| thumbnail text - Yelisa ... @motherplaylist No one: My 8yo on the 3rd of January: So what are we doing for Halloween? 6:27 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts

Ah, our little angels
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funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life  My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

Memes About Turning 30 For Anyone In Denial About Leaving Their 20s

But denying it only makes it worse
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Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With| thumbnail text - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I'm burning this place to the ground 8:48 PM · 1/2/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With

These women are incredible
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Confusing 'Incense' With 'Incest' Awkwardly Changes The Meaning Of The Sentence

A small word with such huge meaning
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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

Can't ignore the stars
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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

These dads get it
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Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

Brits, spill the tea, once and for all
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Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text -  preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

It's plain rude
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Answers To Why Single Pringles Stay Single| Thumbnail text -  Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk toilet engaged And I'm still single

Tweets That Confirmed Exactly Why Single Pringles Stay Single

Answers to the Question: Why Am I Single?
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