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This Week's Funniest Tinder Conversations

All dating apps can be entertaining AF, but there's something about Tinder that makes it the most strange, and therefore, the most entertaining for all the super bored singles out there. Twitter page Tinder Scaries collects the funniest conversations on the app, and we love to see them on a daily basis. Here are the conversations of the week that made us believe in love again. 

funny tinder conversations | thumbnail text - Yesterday pick up any weird hobbies during quarantine? Hi Only if depression is a hobby Delivered
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Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience

It's amazing how some people have the ability to say so much without really saying anything of substance at all. Around here, we refer to such people as mansplainers. We all know that Mansplaining is nothing new, but nowadays we have the luxury of sharing/roasting every terrible mansplaining instance we have to experience on Twitter. We've truly come a long way, mansplainers, on the other hand, still have a lot to learn.

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience| thumbnail text - Danielle Nicki @Dani... Jul 25 #IfMenHadltTheirWay mansplaining would be an Olympic sport A MAN!A MAN HAS ARWEDI TO SHARE HIS MANLY VIEWS
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Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It

Hot girl summer is here whether you like it or not. You can choose how to spend it, but it's probably best to just let whatever is meant to happen happen. Whether yours meant to have a summer fling, get a boss-a$$ raise, or dab pools of sweat off of your forehead. You're still hot no matter what, and this is your summer! Here are some Tweets that showcase how different people are experiencing this highly anticipated season.

Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It| thumbnail text - Chandler de Medici @inceliklihayta7 hot girl summer 7:53 PM · 7/22/21 · Twitter for iPhone 34 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,068 Likes
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Strange Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter

Although Twitter is the definition of a public platform, people still enjoy getting quite personal on it and it is always entertaining when they do so. Why not spill the tea? What else are you going to do with it? It's going to cool down eventually. After all the amazing memes we've found on Twitter, we can say, with confidence, that if you have a funny thought, you might as well post it, someone else definitely will think it's funny too.

People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter| thumbnail text - Shaun Galanos @thelovedrive Having chemistry with someone doesn't mean you have to date them (or sleep with them). Maybe you're supposed to open up a taco truck together. Chemistry is good for all relationships, not just romantic ones.
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Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up

The astrology side of Twitter is nothing if not chaotic. Every sign is roasting the next while boasting about how elite their own is. There are some extremely general horoscopes posted each day as well. For example, this Leo season, apparently Earth signs should be expecting love. If your life doesn't revolve around astrology, the Earth signs are Virgo, Taurus, and Capricorn. So watch out you granola peeps, love is coming your way according to Twitter. Also, happy birthday you insane Leos, we genuinely fear you.

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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

It's a pretty universally acknowledged fact that you should never EVER give unsolicited advice to a pregnant woman. Like, ever. However, some people didn't get the memo and feel it appropriate to give their two cents to women who have either already given birth or are still pregnant. And let us tell you this for free: no uterus, no opinion. In fact, even if you do have a uterus, if the baby in question is not in YOUR one, then your opinion means jack sh*t. These hilarious tweets from women who received unsolicited advice from people while pregnant prove just how unwelcoming that advice can be. They also serve as a lesson to us all: unless you are asked for your opinion, keep it to yourself.

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Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists

Music is life. It's the finishing touch that creates the mood for any situation, whether it's a make-out session, a breakup, or a fun car ride with your friends. Having the right playlists is essential for ensuring you are always prepared to set the mood for any given scenario. The finishing touch to any great playlist is its title because the name you give to your epic selection of songs truly captures the essence of the music. But, what if instead of collating the songs and then creating a title, you made a title and then added songs that told the title's story? A Twitter account called "Weird Spotify Playlists" documents hilariously bizarre Spotify playlists containing songs solely to match the playlists' title. Confused? Scroll through this list to see what we mean; it's genius!

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists | thumbnail text - DILUXI POV: you're in the car with your mum Afatcow 18min Add songs Mom E broox MOBDEAD Where Are We Going O Treyarch, Malukah We Are Going Burning Spear Shopping DE LLXE The Jam Okay E Lil Baby, Lil Durk PLAYLIST Cooking sausages BSR 9 songs, 36 min 57 sec # TITLE ALBUM DATE ADDED Open Rhye Woman 2 days ago Packet O Jack Jetson SA Take Out Qway 2 days ago Ten Years of Butter Sessions, Vol 1 2 days ago Low Flung
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Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets

So, we don't know if you've already heard, it's not like there was an overwhelming amount of news coverage about it or something, but for some unknown reason the CEO of Amazon just launched his little body into space. If you're anything like us, your first response was probably something along the lines of, "Okay, but WTF?" It's the natural reaction we think. Who knows, maybe he made some amazing discovery during his brief time in space, or maybe this proves some people just don't know how to spend their money... At all.

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets| Thumbnail text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Would be more impressed if Bezos could last 11 minutes on a Spirit flight 5:14 PM · 7/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 827 Likes
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Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity

Mansplaining is nothing new. I bet there were smelly cave men who incessantly mansplained fire to cave women when they were already using it to cook their every meal. "No simple woman, you don't understand, it's hot, and red, and it hurts when you touch it." We can only hope that they were eventually roasted... figuratively and/or literally.

Anywho, at least these days the ruthless mansplainers get called out on Twitter and it's hella entertaining for the rest of us.

Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity| thumbnail text - sam | blm @SamuhlA2215 Dude at work just mansplained to me what a garage was 4:41 AM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4 Likes
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This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and of course, each gender will claim that the other one is more annoying. But let's be honest, men are a tiiiiiny bit more annoying than women. Haha, just kidding. Men are so much more annoying—infinitely more annoying, in fact, and the women of Twitter know it. So it's that time of the week again when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for your convenience. It's a time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on; you know you love it!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes
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Parents Reveal Their Kids Funny Reactions To Learning About How Babies Are Made

Every parent dreads the day when their kids ask how babies are made. The birds and the bees chat is one that parents try to put off as long as physically possible because no one wants to deal with the awkward questions their kids will inevitably follow it with. Their kids will mainly ask questions involving their own sex life, and no parent wants to discuss that with their children. However, some kids take it in their stride, whereas others don't take it so well. These parents show us just how bad it can go and confirms why it's one of the most dreaded of all parenting moments.

Parents document funny reaction from their kids about learning about birds and the bees | thumbnail text - SCOTT WARNER . Just had the & u chat with my 9 yr old son... Here are a few of his quotes: "You and mom are disgusting!" "When did you guys do this?" "I will never do that!" "Did you throw up Dad?" "I don't want kids anymore!" I've never seen a more disgusted child in my life.
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Celebs And Famous Brands Get Called Out On Twitter For Being Unrelatable AF

It's can be to not idolize big celebrities and obsess over certain brands. Sometimes they can be so damn talented and lovable. But you can't help but get a little disappointed when you realize they're not actually all that relatable. Some people have been famous for so long that they become irreversibly removed from regular society, and there's will just be very instances where you look at their Tweets and go, "Omg, me." That's showbiz baby.

Famous Celebs And Brands Get Called Out On Twitter For Being Unrelatable AF| thumbnail text - U.Komp @Stripping4Jesus live Syria and this story gave strength carry on. Thank sharing her story Access @accessonline KendallJenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes more before hitting MetGala red carpet. Now is bravery ahwd.tv/ EzCnvf
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

Everyone knows that dads and their jokes are super cringe-worthy. On the other hand, they are precious, and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans every week. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes
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Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and wit, which they manage to condense into 280 characters or fewer. It's a skill that we don't take lightly, and we hope you don't either! So, here are this week's funniest women tweets, and here are last week's in case you missed them. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes
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Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

Parenting isn't the easiest gig in the world— any parent will attest to that. But somehow, just as you thought you didn't have any more patience left for your kids and they'd driven you crazier than you thought possible, they do something super cute that makes you fall in love all over again. But let's be honest, the majority of the time, they're just little sh*ts who make you lose your mind. So for those parents who are clearly hanging on by a thread, or even those who seem to have it together but are secretly losing their minds, these funny parenting tweets are for you. Hopefully, they'll make you feel less alone in the struggles of parenting and make you realize that every single child is also a little terror sometimes, not just yours.


funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes
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