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An Exquisite Twitter Dump Of Quality Tweets To Bring Some Happiness To Your Day (15 Tweets)

We can't believe it's only Tuesday. Here's a funny Twitter dump to help the weekdays go by just a wee bit faster. Enjoy! 

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19 Super Dad-Joke-Filled Tweets From "MarchDadness" That You Cant Help But To Laugh At

Right out of the Twitter gold archives! #MarchDadness of 2017 was quite a time, let's re-live that wonderful dadness with these tweets below!

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Twitter User Shares 30 Tips To Being A "Strong, Independent Hoe"

"Prosper my hoes. Prosper." Some solid life advice in this Twitter thread, thanks for sharing Noelle! This thread recently popped up on Imgur, and though it may be a bit old, it's definitely gold! Enjoy!

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12 Educational And Hilarious Tweets Brought To You By The Lawrence Police And Topeka Police In Kansas

Either their dispatcher is bored as hell or someone hilarious has desk duty! Either way, we're enjoying the entertainment! Keep up the good job officers! 

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21 Tweets Made Out Of Absolute Nightmares For You To Enjoy

Do you ever just suddenly remember something absolutely horrifying that you did/happened to you? Us too. These tweets are made up of those nightmares and we're sharing them with you. Enjoy! 

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Twitter Users Are Sharing How They're Currently Surviving During This 'National Emergency' (24 Tweets)

When Trump declared a state of "National Emergency" to build his wall, Twitter users erupted with how they're coping during this difficult time. The hashtag 'NotesFromNationalEmergency' rapidly gained traction and the responses are perfect.  

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25 Twitter Users That Have Figured Out This Thing We Call "Life"

These Twitter users have cracked the code, they have figured it out. Or not. Still extremely enjoyable! 

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Twitter Users Share The 'Highest' Thing They've Ever Done And It May Just Be The Best Thing You'll Ever Read (10 Tweets)

We've collected 10 of the best 'highest' things you've ever done and these following tweets are absolute magic. You're very, very welcome. 

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Twitter Users Share Their Best Opening Lines Of Their Obituary (12 Tweets)

'#FirstLineOfMyObitary swipe out to subscribe!' Twitter users are sharing the first line of their obituary and we wouldn't mind being invited to each and every one of them. 

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Twitter User Challenged Her Followers To Text Their Partner "I Want A Baby" And Screenshot The Results (17 Screenshots)

Twitter user @kelllicopter challenged her followers to prank their significant others by texting them with a very bold (and maybe to some, terrifying) demand. The results? Pretty much what would expect. 

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Quick Little Twitter Story Of A Man Who Made The Guatemalan Cook 'Want To Go Home'

This is the story of a man, who carried pizza boxes the wrong way and infuriated the whole world. OK, not the whole world, but this pizzeria for sure. Until they finally had enough and asked him, "Why?". 

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18 Of The Best "Some Of You Have Never ... And It Shows" Tweets

Some of you have never seen these tweets and it shows. OK, we're not the best at this yet but give it some time! 

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Twitter Users Share Their Crown And Glory Moment As Children (29 Tweets)

Twitter user MotherOfDoggons asked the Twitter community, "What's the dumbest [thing] you've ever did as a kid?' and the response was huge. Hugely amusing. 

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