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Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

Dads get a lot of stick for their eye-rolling, groan-inducing humor, especially the dads of Twitter. But the truth is, we should be thanking them because their hilarious observations and jokes about their parenting struggles brighten up our day and make us feel better about our parenting shortcomings. Each week we compile the funniest dad tweets we came across for your entertainment and viewing pleasure. And make sure to check out last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.




funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes
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Gemini Season Is Upon Us, Enjoy These Very Extra Tweets From Some Astrology Fanatics

Gemini season is one of the most contentious times of the year. Of all the signs it is clear that Gemini's get a lot of... criticism. But there are a lot of misconceptions about people who identify with this two-faced constellation. For instance, people have argued that Gemini's give off major serial killer vibes, however, Bustle took 25 of the biggest serial killers and found that the most common sign among them was actually Pisces. Gemini, of course, came to a close second but that's beside the point.

Here are some Tweets about Gemini season that carry some very valid points.

Gemini Season Is Upon Us, Enjoy These Very Extra Tweets From Some Astrology Fanatics| Thumbnail text - not all geminis @notallgeminis Started my period on the first day of Gemini season because I bleed for my people 8:00 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 525 Retweets 165 Quote Tweets 5,604 Likes
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The Sassiest Women Of Twitter Who Had Us Crying

The sassy women of Twitter never fail to inspire us with their wit, charm, and overall awesomeness. At Cheezcake, we love funny women, which makes sense because we are funny women. That's why our weekly haul of funniest women tweets is the favorite part of our week, so if you too like funny women (and why wouldn't you), then this collection of funny tweets will tickle all your funny bones and more. And you can check out last week's funniest women tweets when you're done, to get another dose of female humor.

funniest women tweets we came across this week that had us crying with laughter | thumbnail lucy ford @lucyj_ford saying 'i have money tied up in investments' to describe having asos returns i haven't sent back yet 10:33 AM May 18, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 7,117 Retweets 324 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes
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People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

As kids, we see the world through rose-tinted glasses, with a naively idealized view of pretty everything. But then we grow up, the bubble bursts, and real-life sets in, and everything falls apart. Most of us had some weird revelations as we got older and realized how naive we were as kids. These discoveries can be pretty embarrassing, but these brave people shared them with Twitter for your entertainment.

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Confess 'Most Feral Thing' They Did Over Past Six Months, Funny Twitter Thread

The past six months have been extremely tough on everyone, whether you've been stuck at home or not. But for those who haven't left the house much, it's easy to fall into some unhealthy living standards when you don't need to get up for work. From staying in your pajamas all day to not using cutlery anymore, people are slowly regressing into infant, feral-like habits. Podcaster and comic book artist @drewtoothpaste asked Twitter to "tell me the most feral thing you have done in the past six months of virus" after admitting that he ate a bag of frozen french fries for dinner. As usual, the responses didn't disappoint, and people began admitting all the gross habits they've picked up during the quarantine period. What are your feral practices?

funny tweets about feral things people have been doing during quarantine | Text - KDramasNSilents @KDramasNSilents Replying to @drewtoothpaste Ate an entire diced raw cabbage out if a bowl cuz i got tired partway through prep and didn't want to cook anymore. And then I did it again with the cabbage i bought to replace that cabbage.
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Best Twitter Reactions To Eurovision 2021

Eurovision 2021 has been a long anticipated event. Last year was the first time it didn't take place due to obvious reasons. It is the the most popular international singing competition in the world, and there are always a butt-load of surprises.This year, however, was full of record breaking scores and unconventional performances.

Italy won for the first time in over 3 decades.

San Marion received their first ever 12 points in a Eurovision final.

For the first time in 15 years, a band won first place: Italy's @Maneskinofficial

Israel's @Eden_Alene broke the record for the highest note sung is Eurovision history

Ireland and the United Kingdom finished lead last in the semi and grand final, respectively, for the second year in a row.

There was clearly a lot to talk about, and Twitter users go into it very quickly.

Best Twitter Reactions To Eurovision 2021| Thumbnail text - - Dan Stevens @thatdanstevens Called it... #Eurovision She's quite good, but everybody hates the UK, so, zero points.
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Relatable Therapy Memes For Anyone On The Verge Of A Total Breakdown

Forget needing the newest designer purse or sunglasses; nowadays, having a therapist is the latest must-have accessory. Don't get me wrong, it's incredible that mental health resources are becoming more accessible and with less stigma attached. But sometimes, it seems like people rely a little too heavily on their therapists to keep them sane, not knowing how to manage their breakdowns on their own anymore. Essentially, we've created a whole generation of hot messes who are hanging on by a thread—you know I'm right. But in case you have any doubts, these therapy memes sum it up pretty well. 

relatable memes about therapy for anyone on the verge of a total breakdown | thumbnail text - Me avoiding my therapist and doing the opposite of what he told me to do My therapist calling his therapist the moment I leave his office... 0000
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 23, 2021)

Parenting is one of the most demanding jobs out there, and parents deserve a fricking medal for everything they do. Unfortunately, no one hands out parenting prizes. Luckily, Twitter serves as a platform for parents to get the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that they need to keep them going for another week of parenting. Each week, we serve you up a selection of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to brighten up your day and make you feel less alone in the parenting struggles. Once you've enjoyed this week's haul, check out last week's funniest parenting tweets which are equally as entertaining.





funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes
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A Fresh Batch Of Women's Memes Which Men Will Never Relate To

All women want are equal rights to men, flawless skin, and a man who loves us unconditionally. Is that too much to ask? Clearly, it is, but in the meantime, we do have this collection of memes that will speak to every woman's soul. So share them with your mom, your best friend, your sister, and even your grandma if she's cool enough because every woman you know will relate to these memes in a very real way. There are some things in life that men will never understand, and women's memes are one of them. 


womens memes which men will never relate to | thumbnail text - me getting two bottles of wine at the store and telling myself one is for tonight and one is for tomorrow night Me at 6am applying makeup half awake & half dead trying to cover up how tired I am
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 21, 2021)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love—all, from the big wide world of Twitter.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - SPICOY disaster The Spicy Disaster Mama MAMA @spicydisasterma Dating- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = come join me Married- "Hey I'm going to go take a shower" = if you and/or the kids interrupt me I am going to cut you 5:20 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 62 Likes
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Mom Shames Target For Selling Vibrator And Gets Roasted: Twitter Thread

The internet has the power to make things go viral for all sorts of reasons, and sometimes we come across something on the world wide web that is too good not to share with you. Get ready for this gem: a woman posted a complaint on Target's Facebook page, expressing her displeasure at the store's blatant selling of vibrators, "Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins." Read: prude woman feels uncomfortable that a mainstream store is normalizing women's sexual pleasure. Twitter user @kittynouveau posted the complaint on her account, and it instantly went viral, because, well, it's hilarious.

Let's break this down for a minute. Firstly, the vibrators were displayed in the sexual wellness aisle with condoms and lube, and not in the children's toy aisle, as she was making it out to be. If you don't want your kids to see it, don't bring them to that store section. It's that simple. Secondly, she obviously has no idea how a dual vibrating massager works because I don't know which holes she refers to when she says, "A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes." I'm going to go ahead and assume that she thinks one wand is for your butthole. Newsflash: one wand is for vaginal insertion, and the other one is for external stimulation. Not butts involved (unless you try really hard). Anyway, Twitter blew up when they saw the post, and the reactions to the complaint are hilarious. Check them out below.

twitter thread roasting mom who shamed target for selling vibrator - cover photo original facebook post from mom complaining about vibrator | Misty Soulard Target 3h • Target sinks to a new low in it's hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate. Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins. Shame on you. Again.
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Best Twitter Reactions To Ariana Grande's Surprise Wedding

Ariana Grande is one of the most famous people on this Earth. It seems like every time she releases a song, it beats some kind of record I've never even heard of before. But we STAN.

Ariana has always been known to be able to keep a good juicy secret. For example, her natural hair texture. Her iconic high ponytail has never been her real hair, but she has said she likes to as a part of her popstar image.

Well this time, it's a little more sneaky than a wig. While nobody was looking Ariana got married this weekend! Most people are thrilled at the news, but the many reactions from people on Twitter getting caught off guard are too hilarious not to share.

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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets

Is there a mansplainer awareness group yet? It seems a lot of these people could use an outlet. A place where they can freely correct people even though everyone in the room knows there was nothing to correct. There must be some kind of dopamine release that occurs in a mansplainer whenever he gets the privilege of uttering the words, "Well actually..." I can't imagine the struggle.

Here are some more tweets about people who suffer from correctile dysfunction. Pray for them!

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (May 19, 2021)| Thumbnail text - feminist next door @emrazz 1d I absolutely love when men explain the law to me. Please go on I'm positively riveted. twitter.com/missinglink5_.. ... This Tweet is unavailable. 34 27 16 688 The left testicle of Sauron. @ashsmashbrah Replying to @emrazz *urge to mansplain intensifys* You ladies have no idea. If we don't mansplain something, we die. Or worse, get manflu. 2:51 PM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for Android
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 19, 2021)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and especially the women of Twitter. There's nothing better than roasting someone who has wronged you, but it's even more satisfying when the rest of the world can fuel your fury with likes, shares, and reposts. Twitter's funniest women are savage when it comes to roasting men, and rightly so. Men, step it up. Women, keep up the good roasting. Scroll through this week's best selection of women roasting men tweets, and here are last week's in case you missed them. 




funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan ... i like how men think saying women have an onlyfans is an insult "oh no you're hot and independent and monetize it haha f'.cking BURN!!" 2:55 AM May 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29 Retweets 579 Likes
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Relatable AF Tweets About Growing Up With A Sister

Growing up with four sisters (yes, you read that right—four!) I feel qualified to comment on the total head f*ck that is the sisterly bond. One minute they're your best friend, and you're staying up late together talking about boys, sharing each other's clothes. The next minute, you're screaming bloody murder at her for "borrowing" your makeup without asking and running to your parents to tell them you wish she'd never have been born. Having a sister is like having a best friend and also a mortal enemy from birth. It's pretty weird when you think about it. If this sounds familiar, then these tweets about the ups and downs of having a sister will speak to your soul and relate to you in all sorts of ways.




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Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them

When it comes to roasting Millennials, Gen Z is absolutely ruthless. I don't know what is going on between the two generations, but it sure seems nasty. Gen Z-ers really go after Millenials as if Millenials were the ones to invent all of their struggles. Whatever the reason may be, this feud seems as if it is here to say for some time, and Millennials are finally starting to fight back on Twitter. They are done having their hair parts, and skinny jeans slandered online. It's time for payback!

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them| Thumbnail text - Pate Gardner @pate_gardner Gen Z doesn't use the e emoji because their friends aren't fucking funny 6:57 PM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 312 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,629 Likes
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