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Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes| thumbnail text - I just whispered "hello old friend" to my favorite toilet at work because I haven't used it in over a year. Then someone in another stall cleared their throat Delivered oh papa

Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes

people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

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marriage memes which burst the bubble of marital bliss | thumbnail text - Wife: Don't be too rough with the kids Husband: Ok Also Husband: XSHOT When my wife tries to come in the kitchen while l'm cooking

Marriage Memes Which Burst The Bubble Of Marital Bliss

funny tweets about the realities of long-distance dating | thumbnail text - hoeboi ... @brownnmunda people in long distance relationship be like "can u moan again, your mic cut out" 12:22 PM - Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 230 Likes

Relatable Tweets About The Realities Of Long-Distance Dating

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

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Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

Funniest tweets about mental breakdowns on Twitter this week | thumbnail text -

Funniest 'Mental Breakdown' Tweets We Saw This Week

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor| thumbnail text - Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle sometimes u walk through the toddler section of target and see an outfit you'd like to wear and that's just what kind of day it is 11:08 PM · Dec 7, 2021

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor

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Twitter's funniest women who are sick and tired of everything | thumbnail text -

Twitter's Funniest Women Who Are Sick And Tired Of Everything

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Aries: l'm a genius Also Aries: how do you boil an egg 8:15 PM · 12/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence

Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles| thumbnail text - Kara Klenk @karaklenk My 2 yo daughter was singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" and ended it with "life is down the drain." A 99 goth toddler. 6:36 PM · Nov 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles

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Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal I asked my daughter if she thought she had been in the bath long enough and she said "the water will tell me when it's time to get out" so there ya have it 10:32 PM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,114 Likes

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

women share the awkward things Gynecologists said to them during appointments | thumbnail Text - Lisa DuBois @joaniejabronie when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- "i wanted to be a muppeteer". 6:46 PM Dec 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 636 Quote Tweets 209K Likes

Awkward Comments Made By Gyno's Which Cannot Be Forgotten

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather| thumbnail text - Eliza @LilLizaJayne My dad just tried to mansplain DNA to me. He asked if I, a 25 year old with a Bachelor of Science, knew what DNA was. 3:02 AM · Dec 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather

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tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food

Wearing Red Clothing At Target Isn't A Good Move

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste| thumbnail text - Kevin Power @KevPow3 My Spotify Wrapped: The Jungle Book, Frozen, and Moana soundtracks, and one Nine Inch Nails song. Bangers every one. 6:56 PM · Dec 1, 2021 ♡ 21 1, Share this Tweet

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste

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42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

21-year-old engineering student cuts Wi-Fi after gamer girl cousin refuses to turn the sound down while gaming at 1 AM: "She should be more respectful"

21-year-old engineering student cuts Wi-Fi after gamer girl cousin refuses to turn the sound down while gaming at 1 AM: "She should be more respectful"

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28-year-old refuses to sign away late father’s cabin to ungrateful stepbrother just because he “needs a home,” the family comes after her: “They said I was being heartless”

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An Epic Dose of Millennial 90s Nostalgia for Women Who Never Left the 90s

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