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Funny walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - lina ... @leenski_32 Can't be a walk of shame if it's Pride Month 5:06 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

'Walk Of Shame' Tweets Prove It's Nothing To Be Ashamed About
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Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: *sneezes* Me: Bless you. Husband: *sneezes again* Me: I can't live like this. 3:57 PM · May 11, 2021 600 9 25 1, Share this Tweet

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage
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Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers No one: Cancer: remember when you hurt my feelings 5:53 PM · 12/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 804 Retweets 4,383 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water
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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners
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Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner| thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn Wife: You smell like bacon. Me: Thanks. Wife: It wasn't a compliment. Me: There's literally only one way to take that. 10:01 PM · Nov 26, 2021 2.1K Û Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner
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Mansplaining Experiences About Dudes Who Never Take A Day Off| Thumbnail text - marina @marinawphoto i love when i get mansplained in the comments on how to be a photographer then go to the dudes profile and he has 6 followers and three photos of his car 6:55 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 404 Likes

Awkward Mansplaining Experiences Caused By Dudes Who Didn't Read The Room
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Parents Roast Their Kids On Twitter By Revealing The Weird Things They Collect| Thumbnail text - Doc McMuffins .. @Cynical_Parent Other kids: collects rocks/Pokemon cards/unicorns/Hot Wheels* My kid: booger burial ground behind her right curtain panel; the large ones live under her pillow 5:28 PM · May 19, 2020 · Twitter for Android

Parents Roast Their Kids On Twitter By Revealing The Weird Things They Collect
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Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit| thumbnail text - Myrhhissa @michimama75 Since I refuse, 5 was wondering if anyone would like to play "hammers" with her. She has a hammer and you run. So anyway, let me know. 4:07 PM · Nov 21, 2021 1.2K 64 1, Share this Twe...

Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit
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Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers| thumbnail text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal my 4 year old realizing that l gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and that her mom gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and pacing around worried like she's gonna OD 7:27 PM · Nov 20, 2021 954 O 17 1, Share this Tweet

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers
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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes

Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men
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Tweets About people Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain| thumbnail text - Dee Lawlor ĒJY @Dee_SciComm NOT TODA Setan Replying to @natsabin I once had a door mansplained to me. You see ladies, you open the door FIRST, then go through it, and THEN close it.

Tweets About People Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain
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Funny Women’s Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles| thumbnail text - Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett you're telling me if i complete the task that is giving me stress then my anxiety about it will go away????? sounds fake 5:39 PM · Nov 22, 2021 100K O 194 1, Share this T...

Funny Women’s Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles
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Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It| thumbnail text - Chandler de Medici @inceliklihayta7 hot girl summer 7:53 PM · 7/22/21 · Twitter for iPhone 34 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,068 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It
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People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs| thumbnail text - Mae audrey farnsworth @audipenny This is how I effectively sign off emails now I, VIIG I IVIG ULIG.ri D

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs
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People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter| thumbnail text - Gracie McGreevy @GracieMcGreevy The feminine urge to say "No worries if not tho! No pressure!" after asking anyone for literally anything 5:14 PM · Nov 24, 2021 i 6.8K 5 ↑, Share this Tweet

People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter
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Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away| thumbnail text - daughterofthemoon,'0 C @witti_indi He sent me his Instagram and I had to pretend like I hadn't already stalked it weeks ago. Scorpio moon tings. 6:51 AM · Nov 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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