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Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter

funny workplace tweets that remind us why we would prefer to be unemployed | thumbnail text - aurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is being too busy to eat during the day and then eating 5000 calories when i get home Humorous Resources HUMOROUS @HumorousResour1 That two hour meeting I just sat through was almost as productive single, well-written email. That no one would of read anyway.

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Funny tweets avout lifehacks | thumbnail text - ultan @ultB1 Life hack: when you're cutting a pizza at home always make one of the slices really small in case anybody asks you for a slice 12:32 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal The Funniest Lifehacks Which Changed Their Lives For The Better

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days| thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack Spent eight hours at the airport before my flight canceled. We really are back to normal. 7:11 AM · Jun 14, 2021 2K O 26 1, Share this Tweet

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty| thumbnail text - i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around 3:53 PM · Nov 18, 2021 184.7K 113 ↑, Share this ...

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Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Therapist: we can just sit here until you open up Taurus: 2:53 PM · 11/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2,294 Retweets 547 Quote Tweets 11.2K Likes

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Funny Marriage Tweets That Expose The Truth Behind Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - Natasha @dramadelinquent My husband eating pizza in bed over our new duvet cover shows he's really not scared of me anymore 1:01 AM · Nov 7, 2021 O 16.8K 367 1, Share this Tweet

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Unfiltered Tweets About The Reality Behind Working From Home With Your Significant Other| thumbnail text - David Mack @davidmackau the great thing about working from home is you get to absorb your partner's job and stresses in addition to your own. it's like a whole other job that i don't get paid for. 9:33 PM · Feb 2, 2021

Unfiltered Tweets About The Reality Behind Working From Home With Your Significant Other

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Thin Our Patience Is Becoming| thumbnail text - Beth Ann @bethannd19 Shoutout to the guy who just mansplained to me how to lift weights! It was really enlightening, especially since this was my first time doing anything but squats ever in my life. My lady brain was really struggling and he was just a huge help! Blessings 2:40 AM · Nov 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Thin Our Patience Is Becoming

Funny tweets about social media | thumbnail text - Cassidy Rota @cassidyrota Doing social media for higher ed is 27% deleting sugar baby want ads from the Instagram comments 3:43 PM · Mar 15, 2021 from East Providence, RI · Twitter for iPhone

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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

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Funny tweets about club promoters | thumbnail text - jordan ... @spicyfusilli some kid at sleepaway camp once sucker punched me and I had to get 4 stitches in my lip when was 10. he is now a Miami club promoter and it all makes so much sense. 6:52 PM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Explain Why Club Promoters Are The Bane Of Their Existence

Dads Who Are Not Afraid To Spill The Tea On Parenthood| thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy For the first time ever my 4 year old let ME choose his bedtime story and after 72 tries I finally picked the right one 3:04 PM · Nov 11, 2021 i 679 O 12 1, Share this Tweet

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Cringy Tweets About How We Can’t Stop Complaining About The Sun Setting Earlier And Earlier| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix I like how the sun sets at 11 AM now. 6:59 AM · Nov 7, 2021 i 580 O 14 1, Share this Tweet

Cringy Tweets About How We Can’t Stop Complaining About The Sun Setting Earlier And Earlier

memes about marriage which can be appreciated in a couple | thumbnail text - Do you look at your man like this? No cause l'm to Busy looking at him Like this jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon When I want pizza, I ask my wife, "What should we eat?" and say no to everything until she says, "What about pizza?" That way, it wasn't my idea.

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20-year-old refuses to show loyalty to his mom after she remarries and has kids with a financially unstable man, he almost goes no contact: “I’m considering my options”

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