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Funny tweets about social media | thumbnail text - Cassidy Rota @cassidyrota Doing social media for higher ed is 27% deleting sugar baby want ads from the Instagram comments 3:43 PM · Mar 15, 2021 from East Providence, RI · Twitter for iPhone

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funny tweets about the grudges kids and parents hold against each other | thumbnail text - todd dillard ... @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47.3K Retweets 4,896 Quote Tweets 724.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Grudges Parents And Kids Hold Against Each Other

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Funny tweets about club promoters | thumbnail text - jordan ... @spicyfusilli some kid at sleepaway camp once sucker punched me and I had to get 4 stitches in my lip when was 10. he is now a Miami club promoter and it all makes so much sense. 6:52 PM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dads Who Are Not Afraid To Spill The Tea On Parenthood| thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy For the first time ever my 4 year old let ME choose his bedtime story and after 72 tries I finally picked the right one 3:04 PM · Nov 11, 2021 i 679 O 12 1, Share this Tweet

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Cringy Tweets About How We Can’t Stop Complaining About The Sun Setting Earlier And Earlier| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix I like how the sun sets at 11 AM now. 6:59 AM · Nov 7, 2021 i 580 O 14 1, Share this Tweet

Cringy Tweets About How We Can’t Stop Complaining About The Sun Setting Earlier And Earlier

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memes about marriage which can be appreciated in a couple | thumbnail text - Do you look at your man like this? No cause l'm to Busy looking at him Like this jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon When I want pizza, I ask my wife, "What should we eat?" and say no to everything until she says, "What about pizza?" That way, it wasn't my idea.

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Parenting Tweets That May Serve As A Blessing For Your Feed| thumbnail text - Rebecca Saltzman @beccasaltz I have been blocked on Instagram by my thirteen year old. A person I literally made. 8:38 PM · Nov 7, 2021 i 31K 2 313 1, Share this Tw...

Parenting Tweets That May Serve As A Blessing For Your Feed

Women’s Tweets That Are Funny In The Best Type Of Way| thumbnail text - Mom Jeans ... 1 @momjeansplease I can't do small talk I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living 4:15 PM · 11/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Women’s Tweets That Are Funny In The Best Type Of Way

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Extra AF Astrology Tweets That Are Scary Accurate| thumbnail text - love quinn apologist @JAjueny So apparently most of my issues come from ignored childhood trauma and not my zodiac sign. Mhm. 3:12 AM · 11/12/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 14, 2021)| thumbnail text - That one chicc from the internet ... @PrisonCookies I think the reason men burn more calories a day than women is because of all the mansplaining they do 3:08 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Parents Tweet About The Inescapable Turmoil That Is School Drop-Off| thumbnail text - Marissa @michimama75 you don't pick your pajamas based on whether or not you can If wear them to kindergarten drop off in the morning, you're working harder, not smarter. 2:37 AM · 9/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parents Tweet About The Inescapable Turmoil That Is School Drop-Off

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Parents Who Know How To Have Fun With The Most Stressful Job In The Universe| thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 Not to brag, but I can make my kids angry by just saying "good morning." 3:31 PM · 11/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 643 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Mayor Tooliani @Toolie_xo ... Funerals are expensiveeeeeee. Please put me in an airfryer when it's my time. 5:59 PM · Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.1K Retweets 3.4K Quote Tweets 193.9K Likes

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Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I don't secretly steal my kids' Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move. 2:46 AM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 97 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,538 Likes

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funny tweets about growing up with siblings - tweet about adult siblings not telling their parents | bekah @bekah_owsley Just overheard my 54 year old dad tell my 58 year old aunt "don't tell mom" So apparently 's lifelong thing. 6:18 AM Aug 9, 2018 Twitter iPhone >

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Funny Mansplaining Tweets For The Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet| thumbnail text - nona @Thenamesnona why would i read marx when i can have it mansplained to me in 30 minutes by half of my tinder matches? 2:44 PM · Nov 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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