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The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised| thumbnail text - Jupiter queen 2 @lunarvvitch Instagram and Facebook being down is the most mercury retrograde thing ever 1:18 AM · Oct 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 101 Likes

The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised

The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich| thumbnail text - Photograph -Star | Married to E & L @MacariaHades IM DEAD TINDER WANTS TO GIVE COUCH GUYS GF TINDER GOLD 13387 comments TIDDNER tinder I Pinned pleaseeeee honestly I need to 227.2K find this girl and give her tinder gold or something she's been through enough 5h Reply 8:30 PM · Oct 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich

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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - AST TASO Jason Wulf @artofjasonwulf Life hack: now is a good time to delete Facebook or block those people you wanted to and claim it was from the glitch 8:07 PM · Oct 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Silliest Twitter Life Hacks

Best Tweets Roasting The Instagram And Facebook Shutdown| thumbnail text - Derrick Johnson @DerrickNAACP Mark Zuckerberg should try unplugging Facebook and plugging it back in. 9:10 PM · Oct 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 204 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets

Best Tweets Roasting The Instagram And Facebook Shutdown

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter| Thumbnail text -

Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter

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People share their worst first date stories in jimmy fallon hashtag challenge | thumbnail Text - Helene Taylor M @procrastnwriter 000 Canceled last minute with the excuse I was sick when intuition told me he may be too keen. Spent the night hiding in a closet as he tried to break into my apartment to see if I was okay. #WorstFirstDate 10:33 AM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 31 Likes

People Share Their 'Worst First Date' Stories In Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

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Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids too energetic? Make them go on a walk with you and they'll suddenly be unable to move any part of their body. 2:57 PM · Sep 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 243 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,390 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans

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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

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Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere| Thumbnail text - Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl Don't move to LA unless you're ready for a dude whose parents pay their rent to mansplain socialism to you. 1:32 AM · Sep 29, 2021 · Twitter for

Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere

Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of

womens memes which men will never relate to | thumbnail text - me getting two bottles of wine at the store and telling myself one is for tonight and one is for tomorrow night Me at 6am applying makeup half awake & half dead trying to cover up how tired I am

A Fresh Batch Of Women's Memes Which Men Will Never Relate To

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Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing| Thumbnail text - Cinterviewer inspired empowerment women Allie RealDeal Absolutely poetic display mansplain Can can jump there and then can talk?

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing

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Girlfriend snaps at boyfriend when he tries eating her pasta dinner despite him getting a burger for himself, his excuse is that he "paid for it," sparking tension between them: 'We ended up eating in silence'

Girlfriend snaps at boyfriend when he tries eating her pasta dinner despite him getting a burger for himself, his excuse is that he "paid for it," sparking tension between them: 'We ended up eating in silence'

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