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Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are| thumbnail text - Remote Goat @fuwolfman I just caught myself mansplaining tree branches to a squirrel. 2:44 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are

funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

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Y'all Don't Text, Mercury Is In Gatorade| thumbnail text - Logan ) @astropriestesss ... mercury retrograde is really mercury retrograding it's ass off right now 9:30 PM · 10/9/21 · Twitter for iPhone 5,003 Retweets 398 Quote Tweets 20.2K Likes

Y'all Don't Text, Mercury Is In Gatorade

funny tweets from women sharing pictures of their side of the bed vs their BF | thumbnail text -hanny styles @hannystyles69 my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed ... Bed SOP My Own Ward RUTH BADER GINSBURG 12:06 AM · Feb 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 40.7K Retweets 10.4K Quote Tweets 649.8K Likes Rachel Ouellette @cherry_wavesss Replying to @hannystyles69 ..accurate

Funny Tweets From Women Comparing Their Side Of The Bed To Their BF's

People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work | thumbnail text - Hustle Minhaj (Rohit) ... @rohshah07 Guys, what's a random scam you pulled off at work? A client once found our 30 page report too long. So I reduced the font size by 2 points and the report was 22 pages. He saw it and was like "guys this is fantastic" 5:54 PM · Jun 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 631 Retweets 116 Quote Tweets 7,060 Likes

People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work

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Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us Wow Weird Kids Can Really Be| Thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Every Tuesday my husband is surprised to learn that our son's 6:30 Tuesday soccer practice occurs every Tuesday at 6:30. 3:44 PM · 9/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,228 Likes

Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us How Weird Kids Can Really Be

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra

Strange Things Only People Over 40 Do

The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised| thumbnail text - Jupiter queen 2 @lunarvvitch Instagram and Facebook being down is the most mercury retrograde thing ever 1:18 AM · Oct 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 101 Likes

The Social Media Shutdown Took Place During Mercury In Retrograde, Twitter Is Not Surprised

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The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich| thumbnail text - Photograph -Star | Married to E & L @MacariaHades IM DEAD TINDER WANTS TO GIVE COUCH GUYS GF TINDER GOLD 13387 comments TIDDNER tinder I Pinned pleaseeeee honestly I need to 227.2K find this girl and give her tinder gold or something she's been through enough 5h Reply 8:30 PM · Oct 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The World Is Fully Immersed In 'Couch Guy Slander Tiktok,' And The Twitter Responses Are Rich

life hack tweets | thumbnail text -  AST TASO Jason Wulf @artofjasonwulf Life hack: now is a good time to delete Facebook or block those people you wanted to and claim it was from the glitch 8:07 PM · Oct 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Silliest Twitter Life Hacks

Best Tweets Roasting The Instagram And Facebook Shutdown| thumbnail text - Derrick Johnson @DerrickNAACP Mark Zuckerberg should try unplugging Facebook and plugging it back in. 9:10 PM · Oct 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 204 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets

Best Tweets Roasting The Instagram And Facebook Shutdown

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Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Slap Our Knees From Laughter

Women's Tweets That Are The Perfect Mix Of Sexy And Cute| Thumbnail text - Manuka Honey @kionnajay Do you ever start your period and be like "well that explains a lot"? 6:42 PM · Sep 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22.9K Retweets 3,625 Quote Tweets 122.2K Likes .....

Women's Tweets That Are The Perfect Mix Of Sexy And Cute

People share their worst first date stories in jimmy fallon hashtag challenge | thumbnail Text - Helene Taylor M @procrastnwriter 000 Canceled last minute with the excuse I was sick when intuition told me he may be too keen. Spent the night hiding in a closet as he tried to break into my apartment to see if I was okay. #WorstFirstDate 10:33 AM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 31 Likes

People Share Their 'Worst First Date' Stories In Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other