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Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea| thumbnail text - Komal Shahid @ArmedWithWords Being single is amazing because you don't have to read two astrology updates at the same time. 7:37 PM · Sep 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 25 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 440 Likes

Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea

Funny tweets about gyno appointments | thumbnail text - ... @MiraAmoeba how to book gyno appointment how much is one appointment where when where is my uterus WHERE 5:19 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Agonize Over The Awkwardness Of Their Gyno Appointments

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Twitter users share the wildest messages they have received on dating apps | thumbnail text - did you wear that suit to a funeral? i like funerals nope, actually, it was for a business presentation. why do you like funerals Sent they turn me on just like you in that suit

People Reveal The Wildest Messages They Ever Received On Dating Apps

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began| Thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec My kids' superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water. 4:43 PM · 8/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 229 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 1,880 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With| Thumbnail text - mimi newman @miminew_ me watching you edit my google doc 8:18 PM · Aug 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With

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Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra| Thumbnail text - VIRGOGODDESSTM @VirgOGoddess915 "I miss you" Virgos: “nvm it was just a 99 moment of weakness" 9:07 PM · Sep 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,781 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them| Thumbnail text - Pate Gardner @pate_gardner Gen Z doesn't use the e emoji because their friends aren't fucking funny 6:57 PM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 312 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,629 Likes

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'| thumbnail text - Chawanna @DrChaeEd I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can't help her if I don't know what's wrong. Then I asked, "Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?" 8:31 PM · Apr 2, 2021 104.3K

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice| Thumbnail text - not gaurav @friedriceuncles tonight, i watch my father mansplain biology to my mother, a literal PhD in biology. good times. 8:23 PM · Aug 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

Iconic Memes That Would Have Made Negative Sense Only A Few Years Ago| thumbnail text - oatmeal influencer @acechhh i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig 4:05 AM · Feb 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 46.5K Retweets 1,148 Quote Tweets

Iconic Memes That Would Have Made Negative Sense Only A Few Years Ago

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Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps| thumbnail text - Mary Beth McAndrews @mbmcandrews New experience unlocked: my Lyft driver just mansplained 9/11 to me. 11:26 PM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 120 Likes

Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps

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funny scenarios that only women will relate to | thumbnail jake @squidslippers girls be like "can get my lip gloss my purse? just reach head left, take right at wallet then turn left til pass 3 nutrigrain bars take next right then head straight should be there. if hit 2007 target receipts gone too far

Scenarios Which Are Only Relatable To Women

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funny tweets from women that men will simply never relate to | thumbnail text - Brittany Brave @BritBrave PMS poses the greatest struggle I mean what a time to have the best boobs but the worst disposition am I right ladies Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby The only time l've seen my life flash before my eyes is when I got stuck in a size 6 dress in a Nordstrom fitting room.

Tweets That Men Will Absolutely Never Understand, Because It's A Woman Thing

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm ready for fall. I'm done feeling like I'm swaddled under Satan's ball sack. SOne Tired Momma @_aleciasmith27 ... Ugh, why is Summer so clingy? Like dude, it's over. Fall and I have STUFF to do. Spooky season is here, damnit.

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall

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Woman gets fired after she oversleeps and misses her shift, she blames fiancé for turning off her alarms, he refuses to take responsibility: ‘She had eight strikes already’

Woman gets fired after she oversleeps and misses her shift, she blames fiancé for turning off her alarms, he refuses to take responsibility: ‘She had eight strikes already’

'He's making it out like I'm some jealous psycho': Woman refuses to let boyfriend invite his female BFF over after he tries to convince her that the only option would be to sleep in the same bed together

'He's making it out like I'm some jealous psycho': Woman refuses to let boyfriend invite his female BFF over after he tries to convince her that the only option would be to sleep in the same bed together

ER Doctor Reveals Amazing Things Ever Witnessed, Helps Restore Faith In Humanity

ER Doctor Reveals Amazing Things Ever Witnessed, Helps Restore Faith In Humanity

Brother resurfaces old wound of other brother stealing the spotlight at his wedding by using it to propose to girlfriend, revenge is served cold when he announces wife is pregnant as retaliation, mother and grandmother both get involved

Brother resurfaces old wound of other brother stealing the spotlight at his wedding by using it to propose to girlfriend, revenge is served cold when he announces wife is pregnant as retaliation, mother and grandmother both get involved

23-year-old son refuses to attend father's anniversary party with his stepmom due to 10 years of being second-best to stepsiblings, his dad demands a second chance: 'I am being villainized by multiple people'

23-year-old son refuses to attend father's anniversary party with his stepmom due to 10 years of being second-best to stepsiblings, his dad demands a second chance: 'I am being villainized by multiple people'

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