funny twitter

Advertisement

people share the funniest things they've heard others say in their sleep | thumbnail Text - Joanna Hardy @Joanna_Hardy 00 Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: "Will there be a buffet?" 9:44 AM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 9.9K Retweets 1.8K Quote Tweets 166.2K Likes Mark Blacklock 000 @MarxMedia Replying to @Joanna_Hardy Much better than a partner who rises bolt upright slowly, silently as if from t

People Reveal Funniest Things They've Heard Others Say In Their Sleep

Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read| thumbnail text -

Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read

Advertisement

People Tweet What The World Would Be Like #IfMenHadTheirWay| thumbnail text - End World Hunger Play in space for 10 minutes Grayson Alexander @AlexGrayson3 #IfMenHadltTheirWay oh wait.

People Tweet What The World Would Be Like #IfMenHadTheirWay

funny tinder conversations | thumbnail text - Yesterday pick up any weird hobbies during quarantine? Hi Only if depression is a hobby Delivered

This Week's Funniest Tinder Conversations

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience| thumbnail text - Danielle Nicki @Dani... Jul 25 #IfMenHadltTheirWay mansplaining would be an Olympic sport A MAN!A MAN HAS ARWEDI TO SHARE HIS MANLY VIEWS

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience

Advertisement

People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter| thumbnail text - Shaun Galanos @thelovedrive Having chemistry with someone doesn't mean you have to date them (or sleep with them). Maybe you're supposed to open up a taco truck together. Chemistry is good for all relationships, not just romantic ones.

People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter

Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up| thumbnail text -

Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists | thumbnail text - DILUXI POV: you're in the car with your mum Afatcow 18min Add songs Mom E broox MOBDEAD Where Are We Going O Treyarch, Malukah We Are Going Burning Spear Shopping DE LLXE The Jam Okay E Lil Baby, Lil Durk PLAYLIST Cooking sausages BSR 9 songs, 36 min 57 sec # TITLE ALBUM DATE ADDED Open Rhye Woman 2 days ago Packet O Jack Jetson SA Take Out Qway 2 days ago Ten Years of Butter Sessions, Vol 1 2 days ago Low Flung

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists

Advertisement

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets| Thumbnail text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Would be more impressed if Bezos could last 11 minutes on a Spirit flight 5:14 PM · 7/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 827 Likes

Jeff Bezos Launching Himself In To Space Brought Us Some Hella Snarky Tweets

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes

This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

Advertisement

funny women tweets that prove to us women are funnier than men | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly i asked my mom why she never let me eat raw cookie dough when i was a kid and she was like "i wasn't an affectionate parent so i was worried if you died from salmonella people would think i killed you on purpose" 5:28 AM · Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,807 Retweets 259 Quote Tweets 58.5K Likes

Tweets That Proved To Us Women Are So Much Funnier Than Men

funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

People Who Are Extremely Skilled In The Art Of Roasting Themselves| thumbnail text - THE BEST MOVIE LINES facebook.com/Thebestmoveinei When I asked Quentin how he want us to play 2 ageing movie guys who were on their way out, He said 'Just be yourselves'

People Who Are Extremely Skilled In The Art Of Roasting Themselves

Advertisement

proof that kids should be in charge of naming everything | thumbnail text - Stephen Amell @StephenAmell ... My daughter calls deodorant "armpit makeup". You're welcome. 2:43 PM · May 29, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 4,404 Retweets 191 Quote Tweets 33.7K Likes

It's Pretty Clear That Kids Should Be In Charge Of Naming Everything

funniest white lies people told | thumbnail text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar MURSULAM @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing

The Funny White Lies People Told To Try And Get Out Of Awkward Situations

Trending Now

A Day in the Life of a Busy Mom as Told Through Memes

A Day in the Life of a Busy Mom as Told Through Memes

23 Classical Art Memes Illustrating the Ins and Outs of Intimacy for Medieval Maidens (June 5, 2025)

23 Classical Art Memes Illustrating the Ins and Outs of Intimacy for Medieval Maidens (June 5, 2025)

25 True Crime Memes for Morbidly Curious Women Whose Comfort Zone is an Unsolved Mystery Case

25 True Crime Memes for Morbidly Curious Women Whose Comfort Zone is an Unsolved Mystery Case

7 Times Hollywood Leading Ladies Embodied the Essence of Iconic Women in History

7 Times Hollywood Leading Ladies Embodied the Essence of Iconic Women in History

25 Best Friend Memes, From Mildly Relatable to "Absolutely Us"

25 Best Friend Memes, From Mildly Relatable to "Absolutely Us"

10 Best Selling Novels Turned Audiobooks By Women to Listen to On Your Morning Commute

10 Best Selling Novels Turned Audiobooks By Women to Listen to On Your Morning Commute

Advertisement