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Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor| Thumbnail text - an anxious panda @thehubrispanda ... excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you. 2:39 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for Android 471 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,256 Likes

Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deserve A Patience Award| thumbnail text - Lil Bit G @LizerReal ... sometimes you're having a good boob day and sometimes your baby points at your boob and says "banana" 12:43 AM - 9/13/21 · Twitter Web App 47 Retweets 409 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deserve A Patience Award

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Impressively Dumb Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter| thumbnail text - well how long would the pregnancy take if she had twins 9+9= 19 months

Impressively Incorrect Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nell raban @nell_do_well we've got 'mansplaining' for when a man explains to you something you already know but here's a new one: 'dudespute,' when a man relentlessly questions your work because he doesn't understand what you're doing 1:16 AM · Sep 12, 2020 · Twitter Web App 905 Retweets 48 Quote Tweets 4,016 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Must Be Shared With The World

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Dining out with kids is a great way to practice talking in angry whispers 5:17 PM · 9/5/21 · Twitter for iPhone 155 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 548 Likes

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought

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Women's Tweets That Made Us Laugh Like Little Kids Again| Thumbnail text - ... @Love_bug1016 a girl at starbucks complimented my lip gloss. i didn't have the heart to tell her it was grease from the rotisserie chicken i just ate in the parking lot. 10:32 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter for iPhone 682 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 4,202 Likes

Women's Tweets That Made Us Laugh Like Little Kids Again

Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea| thumbnail text - Komal Shahid @ArmedWithWords Being single is amazing because you don't have to read two astrology updates at the same time. 7:37 PM · Sep 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 25 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 440 Likes

Over-The-Top Astrology Tweets For Anyone Prepared For Some Real Tea

Funny tweets about gyno appointments | thumbnail text - ... @MiraAmoeba how to book gyno appointment how much is one appointment where when where is my uterus WHERE 5:19 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Agonize Over The Awkwardness Of Their Gyno Appointments

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Twitter users share the wildest messages they have received on dating apps | thumbnail text - did you wear that suit to a funeral? i like funerals nope, actually, it was for a business presentation. why do you like funerals Sent they turn me on just like you in that suit

People Reveal The Wildest Messages They Ever Received On Dating Apps

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began| Thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec My kids' superpower is using 24 different cups in a day to drink 3 cups of water. 4:43 PM · 8/30/21 · Twitter for iPhone 229 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 1,880 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are Secretly Thrilled The School Year Just Began

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With| Thumbnail text - mimi newman @miminew_ me watching you edit my google doc 8:18 PM · Aug 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With

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Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra| Thumbnail text - VIRGOGODDESSTM @VirgOGoddess915 "I miss you" Virgos: “nvm it was just a 99 moment of weakness" 9:07 PM · Sep 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,781 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them| Thumbnail text - Pate Gardner @pate_gardner Gen Z doesn't use the e emoji because their friends aren't fucking funny 6:57 PM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 312 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,629 Likes

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'| thumbnail text - Chawanna @DrChaeEd I noticed that my 6-yo was being a lil rude/curt w/me, so I asked her what was up. At first, she just looked at me, so I reiterated that I can't help her if I don't know what's wrong. Then I asked, "Why are you being unkind to me? What happened?" 8:31 PM · Apr 2, 2021 104.3K

Mom Explains How She Dealt With Her Young Daughters' Rudeness, Twitter Says 'Yas Queen'

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice| Thumbnail text - not gaurav @friedriceuncles tonight, i watch my father mansplain biology to my mother, a literal PhD in biology. good times. 8:23 PM · Aug 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - J. Cobb! @The_J_Cobb Replying to @jazminarias_ I told a horoscope obsessed bald coworker his "hairline was in retrograde." He didn't go to HR, but he promised to get back at me. It's been two years, and his threat looms over me every 99 day. 4:16 AM · Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Astrology Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

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