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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

Whatever makes them happy
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funny tweets from parents about homeschooling hell | thumbnail Text - Dr. Carolyn Jess-Cooke/C.J. Cooke @CJessCooke 000 Anyone struggling with homeschooling should know that, despite having a PhD in Literature and having published 12 books, I only learned what a fronted adverbial was when my 8 year old's teacher said he doesn't use enough of them in his written work. 5:15 AM Jan 13, 2021 Twitter Web App

Tweets From Parents Describing The Horrors Of Homeschooling Hell

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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Saw This Week

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funny tweets showing kid logic no one can argue with | thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it. 9:04 PM Jan 14, 2020 - Twitter for Android 229 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 4K Likes

Funny Tweets Showing 'Flawless Kid Logic' No One Can Argue With

Kid logic is the best logic
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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs| thumbnail text - ash @ashleychris13 my dad just mansplained to me how to wash a pan...that's a new one 5:16 AM · Aug 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 12 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs

Nobody even asked
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Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets From This Week That Are Savage AF | thumbnail text - gen ö @genmnz ... guys ask u "why would i lie to u" and be lying to u LOL cmon 1:25 AM · Aug 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 696 Quote Tweets 57.3K Likes

Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets From This Week That Are Savage AF

Boom, roasted
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Astrology Tweets That Are Straight Up Bonkers, But Addictive AF| thumbnail text -

Astrology Tweets That Are Straight Up Bonkers, But Addictive AF

Don't be afraid to get sucked in
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this week's funniest tweets written by women | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly crazy how i can be on the verge of a full mental breakdown and then i stuff a snack in my mouth real quick and boom. crisis averted. snacks save lives. 6:44 PM · Aug 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 2,445 Likes

This Week's Funniest Women On Twitter

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Hilarious tweets about dating during a pandemic| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Dads love doing a quick Google search and

Tweets About The Olympics That Win Gold In Our Book

Gold medals all the way
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this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

The funny parents of Twitter
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The Pettiest Things People Do To Piss Their Partners Off When They're Annoyed | thumbnail text - Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa My husband got a remote control for our Christmas tree lights and I haven't seen him this happy since our first child was born. So it seemed only fitting that I gave my oldest the honor of hiding the remote from him last night when he pissed me off.

The Pettiest Things People Do To Piss Their Partners Off When They're Annoyed

It's called Karma
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funniest tweets we saw this week written by women | thumbnail text - shauna @goldengateblond my favorite thing about the olympics is how every four years l'm convinced I care deeply about water polo 9:02 PM · Jul 26, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 900 Likes

This Week's Funniest Tweets Written By Women

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Tweets About How Hot Girl Summer Is Slowly Slipping Through Our Fingers| thumbnail text - Rudy Hotpocket @HotpocketRudy Sorry I yelled "HOT GIRL SUMMER" Yesterday. I realise now, how inappropriate it was to do so. Particularly at your Grandmothers cremation 2:26 PM · Jul 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 140 Likes

Tweets About How Hot Girl Summer Is Slowly Slipping Through Our Fingers

Mentally unstable girl Autumn is coming right up
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Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week | thumbnail text - Sliz ... @slizagna woman: aw he's so cute me: thanks he's a rescue my boyfriend: stop telling people that 11:20 PM · Jul 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 33.1K Retweets 1,859 Quote Tweets 416.7K Likes

Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
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Mansplaining Experiences That Are Due A Proper Roasting| thumbnail text - crybaby g @pizzaconranchhh men hate astrology bc they can't mansplain it to you 7:19 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 942 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 5,314 Likes

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Due A Proper Roasting

It's time
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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week

The funny parents of Twitter
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