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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn 7:15 PM May 21, 2021 Twitter Web App 7,449 Retweets 1,535 Quote Tweets 141.8K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week that had us crying with laughter | thumbnail lucy ford @lucyj_ford saying 'i have money tied up in investments' to describe having asos returns i haven't sent back yet 10:33 AM May 18, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 7,117 Retweets 324 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes

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funny tweets about feral things people have been doing during quarantine | Text - KDramasNSilents @KDramasNSilents Replying to @drewtoothpaste Ate an entire diced raw cabbage out if a bowl cuz i got tired partway through prep and didn't want to cook anymore. And then I did it again with the cabbage i bought to replace that cabbage.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (May 19, 2021)| Thumbnail text - feminist next door @emrazz 1d I absolutely love when men explain the law to me. Please go on I'm positively riveted. twitter.com/missinglink5_.. ... This Tweet is unavailable. 34 27 16 688 The left testicle of Sauron. @ashsmashbrah Replying to @emrazz *urge to mansplain intensifys* You ladies have no idea. If we don't mansplain something, we die. Or worse, get manflu. 2:51 PM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for Android

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 3-year-old was having yogurt for breakfast. He decided to pretend it was ice cream. Then got mad at me because it really wasn't ice cream. There aren't enough condom ads in the world. 3:05 PM · May 13, 2021 Twitter for Android 34 Retweets 156 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Wendi Aarons ... @WendiAarons A woman could have four broken limbs and massive internal injuries due to an epic battle with fire- breathing dragons, and the first question the doctor's office will ask is, "What is the date of your last menstrual period?" 1:07 AM May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 5,659 Retweets 744 Quote Tweets 63.2K Likes

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relatable tweets about the struggle of getting the perfect eyeliner |thumbnail text - Kendra Alvey * @Kendragarden Tried to even out my eyeliner and just ended up drawing on a dope pair of Wayfarers. 4:38 AM · Jan 1, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 122 Likes

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Gen Z Roasts Every Single Thing Millennials Like To Do| thumbnail text - Ron @MyFacelsTired_ Older millennials love to tell people in their 20s things like "you probably don't know what a vcr is" 5:54 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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funny tweets about how mascara makes everyone a hot mess | thumbnail text - Northern Lights J @PinkCamoTO If you do it right, last night's mascara can totally double as today's smoky eyeliner. 10:17 PM · Mar 25, 2015 · Twitter for Android 74 Retweets 149 Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - pantslesswithvodka @vodkanopants ... Every time I get mansplained my vrgina adds another stitch to sewing itself shut. 8:37 AM · May 10, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 26 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes

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Twitter's Dramatic Response To The Return Of 'Bennifer'| thumbnail text - Matt Gabriele @prof_gabriele listen, it was “Bennifer" last time. this time it's "Jenjamin" 10:06 PM · May 10, 2021 · Twitter for Mac 371 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 4,814 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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