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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Felicia @LostFelicia The husband has a man cold so I asked if he wanted me to plant a memory garden. 6:39 PM Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter Web App 113 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 406 Likes

Tweets From Women Who Are Annoyed With Their Husbands

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - BLACK larri LIVES MATTER @larrayxo we're at the dinner table going around saying what we're thankful for and my grandma literally just said "im thankful for this bad kitty cat between my legs because without it y'all wouldn't be here" WHATTT TTTTT 3:28 AM - Nov 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.2K Retweets 489 Quote Tweets 72.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 7, 2020)

kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 6, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead "are you ok?" no, the sun is setting before 5pm 12:07 AM Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18.5K Retweets 479 Quote Tweets 57.8K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 9, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 8, 2020)

funny tweets about wearing only black regardless of the season | thumbnail Text - Text - Daniel Howell @danielhowell one day i aspire to wear so much black that i simply turn into an event horizon that destroys everything i pass 2:50 AM · Aug 15, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 11.8K Retweets 414 Quote Tweets 71.2K Likes >

Relatable Tweets About Wearing All Black, Whatever The Season

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | Text - Rachel @femaleredhead god (creating me): here's the ability to be funny sometimes me: omg thank you! so i guess i'll be pretty happy then god: LOL wow, you are funny

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 26, 2020)

man complains on Twitter that he can't get a date despite having 700lbs. of beef a year | thumbnail Text - Dangerously Beefy @vickers_stephen 000 My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 Ibs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad

Man With 700lbs. Of Beef Can't Get A Date: Funny Twitter Thread

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

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