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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

Week's Funniest Relationship Tweets, Reminding Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

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Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are| Thumbnail text - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru legend kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside 3:56 AM · Jul 23, 2021 42.7K

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets .. @poetastrologers Aries: Unless I'm in love I don't want to live Also Aries: Love is a lie get money 10:56 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,104 Retweets 378 Quote Tweets 8,425 Likes

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is

funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text - Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Saw This Week

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs| thumbnail text - ash @ashleychris13 my dad just mansplained to me how to wash a pan...that's a new one 5:16 AM · Aug 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 12 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs

Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets From This Week That Are Savage AF | thumbnail text - gen ö @genmnz ... guys ask u "why would i lie to u" and be lying to u LOL cmon 1:25 AM · Aug 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 696 Quote Tweets 57.3K Likes

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Astrology Tweets That Are Straight Up Bonkers, But Addictive AF

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this week's funniest tweets written by women | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly crazy how i can be on the verge of a full mental breakdown and then i stuff a snack in my mouth real quick and boom. crisis averted. snacks save lives. 6:44 PM · Aug 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 2,445 Likes

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this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

funniest tweets we saw this week written by women | thumbnail text - shauna @goldengateblond my favorite thing about the olympics is how every four years l'm convinced I care deeply about water polo 9:02 PM · Jul 26, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 900 Likes

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Tweets About How Hot Girl Summer Is Slowly Slipping Through Our Fingers| thumbnail text - Rudy Hotpocket @HotpocketRudy Sorry I yelled "HOT GIRL SUMMER" Yesterday. I realise now, how inappropriate it was to do so. Particularly at your Grandmothers cremation 2:26 PM · Jul 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 140 Likes

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

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'He's making it out like I'm some jealous psycho': Woman refuses to let boyfriend invite his female BFF over after he tries to convince her that the only option would be to sleep in the same bed together

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Brother resurfaces old wound of other brother stealing the spotlight at his wedding by using it to propose to girlfriend, revenge is served cold when he announces wife is pregnant as retaliation, mother and grandmother both get involved

Brother resurfaces old wound of other brother stealing the spotlight at his wedding by using it to propose to girlfriend, revenge is served cold when he announces wife is pregnant as retaliation, mother and grandmother both get involved

23-year-old son refuses to attend father's anniversary party with his stepmom due to 10 years of being second-best to stepsiblings, his dad demands a second chance: 'I am being villainized by multiple people'

23-year-old son refuses to attend father's anniversary party with his stepmom due to 10 years of being second-best to stepsiblings, his dad demands a second chance: 'I am being villainized by multiple people'

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