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Women's Tweets That Are The Perfect Mix Of Sexy And Cute| Thumbnail text - Manuka Honey @kionnajay Do you ever start your period and be like "well that explains a lot"? 6:42 PM · Sep 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22.9K Retweets 3,625 Quote Tweets 122.2K Likes .....

Women's Tweets That Are The Perfect Mix Of Sexy And Cute

People share their worst first date stories in jimmy fallon hashtag challenge | thumbnail Text - Helene Taylor M @procrastnwriter 000 Canceled last minute with the excuse I was sick when intuition told me he may be too keen. Spent the night hiding in a closet as he tried to break into my apartment to see if I was okay. #WorstFirstDate 10:33 AM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 31 Likes

People Share Their 'Worst First Date' Stories In Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids too energetic? Make them go on a walk with you and they'll suddenly be unable to move any part of their body. 2:57 PM · Sep 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 243 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,390 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans

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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice | Thumbnail text -

Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day| Thumbnail text - Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses ... Settle down, school picture day packages. I don't need a body pillow with my son's face embroidered on it for $400. 8:47 PM · 9/30/16 · Twitter for Android 570 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 1,569 Likes

Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day

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Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere| Thumbnail text - Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl Don't move to LA unless you're ready for a dude whose parents pay their rent to mansplain socialism to you. 1:32 AM · Sep 29, 2021 · Twitter for

Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere

Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Avery Edison @aedison ... every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 6:59 PM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App

'Psycho Roommates' Of Twitter Are Getting Out Of Hand (April 18, 2021)

Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of

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womens memes which men will never relate to | thumbnail text - me getting two bottles of wine at the store and telling myself one is for tonight and one is for tomorrow night Me at 6am applying makeup half awake & half dead trying to cover up how tired I am

A Fresh Batch Of Women's Memes Which Men Will Never Relate To

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

Parents Vent About Dreaded The Back-To-School Season On Twitter| Thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT say I had to get my toddler to stop calling the toilet seat the "butt hole." 99 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App 15 Retweets 105 Likes

Parents Vent About The Dreaded Back-To-School Season On Twitter

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Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing| Thumbnail text - Cinterviewer inspired empowerment women Allie RealDeal Absolutely poetic display mansplain Can can jump there and then can talk?

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nicole boyce @nicolewboyce I love that the friends reunion is a science experiment in how 6 very rich people approach plastic surgery 9:47 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 708 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 19.3K Likes

More Tweets Proving We Were Not Psychologically Prepared For The 'Friends' Reunion

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Stay-at-home mom refuses to babysit nieces while she's homeschooling her children, her entitled sister guilt trips her: "Family is supposed to help each other"

Stay-at-home mom refuses to babysit nieces while she's homeschooling her children, her entitled sister guilt trips her: "Family is supposed to help each other"

"You're just the most reliable": Second grade teacher takes advantage of 35-year-old mom's generosity by expecting her to pick up other parents' slack when they drop the ball on volunteering, turn nasty when she finally says no

"You're just the most reliable": Second grade teacher takes advantage of 35-year-old mom's generosity by expecting her to pick up other parents' slack when they drop the ball on volunteering, turn nasty when she finally says no

"I would never let a child go hungry in my house": 28-year-old brother caters to sister's picky eater children, she accuses him of undermining her parenting for refusing to let kids go without food

"I would never let a child go hungry in my house": 28-year-old brother caters to sister's picky eater children, she accuses him of undermining her parenting for refusing to let kids go without food

19-year-old swears not to housesit for entire family while they go on summer vacation to Vancouver, she demands compensation: "It's not just my own house, it's my aunts and her cats"

19-year-old swears not to housesit for entire family while they go on summer vacation to Vancouver, she demands compensation: "It's not just my own house, it's my aunts and her cats"

In-laws force their way into daughter-in-law's annual summer vacation to Greece, DIL reconsiders the relationship: "It makes me not even want my kids around them"

In-laws force their way into daughter-in-law's annual summer vacation to Greece, DIL reconsiders the relationship: "It makes me not even want my kids around them"

17-year-old shrugs off stepmother's attempt at being close, refuses to let her attend his award ceremony, dad takes his side: "She's pretty hurt"

17-year-old shrugs off stepmother's attempt at being close, refuses to let her attend his award ceremony, dad takes his side: "She's pretty hurt"

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