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funny tweets from husbands who think they're funny | thumbnail text - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth ... Can you please stop breathing like that? -A marriage story 2:01 AM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 184 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,083 Likes

Tweets From Husbands Who Think They're Funny

Marriage bliss
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Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'| Thumbnail text - mélanie @earthdombaby If Halloween wasn't during Scorpio season I probably wouldn't believe in astrology 2:30 AM · Oct 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'

Not for the easily offended
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People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

Oh, the naivety
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Parent's Get Open An Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 2:40 PM · 12/6/18 · Twitter for iPhone 874 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 5,170 Likes

Parents Get Open And Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument

Not the trumpet
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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off| thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec I'm disabling notifications from my kids by locking this bathroom door. 4:25 AM · 10/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 162 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off

No days off
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Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking "chocolate chip cookies are overrated". -my former 12 yo son 9:04 PM · 10/24/21 · Twitter for Android 28 Retweets 278 Likes

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols

Ah, dads
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Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm| thumbnail text - woman

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm

Sarcasm is key
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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - dee lomas #FBPE #3.5% #FBPPR #GobShiteClub ... @deelomas Life hack No 14. Put booze in a cough syrup bottle and you can do shots at work. As a bonus people will think you're sick and stay away from you. Follow me for more employment enhancement tips. 11:48 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Silliest Twitter Life Hacks We Might Just Try Out

Hacking life with Twitter
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John Mulaney And Olivia Munn Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok| thumbnail text - Everything new I learn about Olivia Munn and John Mulaney I learn against my will 11:43 AM · Oct 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,993 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 35.4K Likes

John Mulaney And Olivia Munn's Alleged Breakup Leaked By Sweaty Man On TikTok

He hopes you heard it from him first
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Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - kay @kayxstars the geminis have been oddly quiet lately... what are they plotting

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks

A controversial subject
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People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name| thumbnail text  - Hannah ... @hannahchrstina when I was in year 1, the whole class were playing a spy game together where your spy name was your name spelled backwards

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name

Careful what you name your kids
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Man's Tweet About Staying Away From 'Vulgar' Women Roasted For Toxic Masculinity | thumbnail text - Eric @amerix Men, Stay away from vulgar women. A feminine, respectful woman values what she speaks or writes. A woman who easily says or writes "f ick", "vagina", "d.ck" is a NO. Vulgar women are damaged women who come with emotional baggage. FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE. #MasculinitySaturday

Man's Tweet About Staying Away From 'Vulgar' Women Roasted For Toxic Masculinity

Despite all the work we do to eradicate the toxic masculinity that seeps through society, it is still alive and well. The archaic and unhealthy attitudes that so many men have towards women will take a lot of work to undo totally, and even then, it may not ever really be gone. Just in case you're skeptical, some men go out of their way to let you know that they aren't changing their minds about women's roles and place in society any time soon. One guy took to Twitter to express his feelings on…
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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - MumlnBits ... @MumlnBits My 4yo asked why we don't get other people to cook our meals, clean our house and drive us around and I think she just invented being rich 4:06 PM · 10/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Deal With Stress By Having An Impeccable Sense Of Humor

Kids keep us on our toes
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Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM. 3:08 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 400 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4,275 Likes

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood

Such a beautiful lifestyle
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Movie Couples That Just Needed Some Therapy To Survive| thumbnail text - victor Gaslighter Pro 9000 @childofuranus ... aries are the chihuahua of the zodiac I won't be elaborating 6:43 AM · 10/17/21 · Twitter Web App 177 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Feel Confused But Also Like Rockstars

Rockstars, because astrology is about stars
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funny tweets about growing up with siblings | Pindi boy @sherrytweets_ #growingupwithsiblings Be Like Not Touching two cars parked very closely | Saad Iqbal @saadiqbalwaryah Trying figure out which drink has less so can give sibling

Funny Tweets About The Love-Hate Relationship Between Siblings

You love them, but you don't like them
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