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Funny parenting Tweets That Almost Made Us Drop Our Croissants| Thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal My son has a shirt that says, “my dad can beat up your dad," and honestly I don't like the pressure 3:54 PM · Aug 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny parenting Tweets That Almost Made Us Drop Our Croissants

Iconic Memes That Would Have Made Negative Sense Only A Few Years Ago| thumbnail text - oatmeal influencer @acechhh i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig 4:05 AM · Feb 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 46.5K Retweets 1,148 Quote Tweets

Iconic Memes That Would Have Made Negative Sense Only A Few Years Ago

Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps| thumbnail text - Mary Beth McAndrews @mbmcandrews New experience unlocked: my Lyft driver just mansplained 9/11 to me. 11:26 PM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 120 Likes

Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps

life hack tweets | thumbnail text - Dr Shane Huntington OAM ... @DrShaneRRR Life Hack: The secret to a perfect zoom fake background is havi

A Mix Of Funny And Serious Twitter Life Hacks We're Considering Trying Out

funny scenarios that only women will relate to | thumbnail jake @squidslippers girls be like "can get my lip gloss my purse? just reach head left, take right at wallet then turn left til pass 3 nutrigrain bars take next right then head straight should be there. if hit 2007 target receipts gone too far

Scenarios Which Are Only Relatable To Women

funny tweets from women that men will simply never relate to | thumbnail text - Brittany Brave @BritBrave PMS poses the greatest struggle I mean what a time to have the best boobs but the worst disposition am I right ladies Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby The only time l've seen my life flash before my eyes is when I got stuck in a size 6 dress in a Nordstrom fitting room.

Tweets That Men Will Absolutely Never Understand, Because It's A Woman Thing

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm ready for fall. I'm done feeling like I'm swaddled under Satan's ball sack. SOne Tired Momma @_aleciasmith27 ... Ugh, why is Summer so clingy? Like dude, it's over. Fall and I have STUFF to do. Spooky season is here, damnit.

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall

twitter thread roasting mom who shamed target for selling vibrator - cover photo original facebook post from mom complaining about vibrator | Misty Soulard Target 3h • Target sinks to a new low in it's hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate. Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins. Shame on you. Again.

Mom Publicly Shames Target For Selling Vibrator, Gets Roasted On Twitter

funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

Week's Funniest Relationship Tweets, Reminding Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are| Thumbnail text - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru legend kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside 3:56 AM · Jul 23, 2021 42.7K

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are

Women Reveal The Worst Reactions They Got From Men After Sending Them Nudes | thumbnail text - Emilia Copeland @InsaniNox Replying to @TsweetCaroline and @cal_gif Trying to decide if this is better or worse than the time my nudes were left on read for the whole day because he was “busy" 3:42 PM · Dec 2, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Reveal The Worst Reactions They Got From Men After Sending Them Nudes

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly 40 year old man: i am the smartest, most complex person who has ever lived also 40 year old man: this is my girlfriend. she is 19. we actually get along really well 5:34 PM · Aug 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,385 Retweets 233 Quote Tweets 60.7K Likes

The Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets .. @poetastrologers Aries: Unless I'm in love I don't want to live Also Aries: Love is a lie get money 10:56 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,104 Retweets 378 Quote Tweets 8,425 Likes

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is

funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text - Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Sassy Women We Saw This Week

Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

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Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

Self-procalimed "dog person" boyfriend refuses to stop antagonizing 28-year-old girlfriend's pet cat, she finally sets an ultimatum: "If the pet was there first, the pet stays"

Self-procalimed "dog person" boyfriend refuses to stop antagonizing 28-year-old girlfriend's pet cat, she finally sets an ultimatum: "If the pet was there first, the pet stays"

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