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tweets about the stress of airports that remind us why we don't travel | thumbnail text - Chris Burns Im obsessed that airports are just like okay come around 5 but the plane leaves when we decide-prob 9ish, & bring luggage but we can't promise it'll make it on the plane. We can change your ticket but it cost more than if you cancel it & buy a car instead, but here's a biscotti Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don't even T

Typical Airport Drama That Makes Us Wonder If Flying Is Even Worth It

Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye| thumbnail text - maura quint @behindyourback You're Already Failing In Ways We've Barely Finished Inventing Yet! (Fun & Flirty For Fall!) -every women's magazine headline ever 10:49 PM · Oct 20, 2016 124 4 1 Share this Tweet

Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye

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Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese| thumbnail text - BADD Gyal Jali @QueenJaliii yo mac n cheese look like this on Thanksgiving stay out the kitchen •.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese

Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity| thumbnail text - sam | blm @SamuhlA2215 Dude at work just mansplained to me what a garage was 4:41 AM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It

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Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating| thumbnail text - woman

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter

funny workplace tweets that remind us why we would prefer to be unemployed | thumbnail text - aurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is being too busy to eat during the day and then eating 5000 calories when i get home Humorous Resources HUMOROUS @HumorousResour1 That two hour meeting I just sat through was almost as productive single, well-written email. That no one would of read anyway.

Funny Workplace Tweets For When You Wish You Were Unemployed Instead

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Funny tweets avout lifehacks | thumbnail text - ultan @ultB1 Life hack: when you're cutting a pizza at home always make one of the slices really small in case anybody asks you for a slice 12:32 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal The Funniest Lifehacks Which Changed Their Lives For The Better

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days| thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack Spent eight hours at the airport before my flight canceled. We really are back to normal. 7:11 AM · Jun 14, 2021 2K O 26 1, Share this Tweet

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty| thumbnail text - i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around 3:53 PM · Nov 18, 2021 184.7K 113 ↑, Share this ...

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty

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Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Therapist: we can just sit here until you open up Taurus: 2:53 PM · 11/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2,294 Retweets 547 Quote Tweets 11.2K Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are

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Funniest 'Skin Care Routine' Tweets Which Surely Inspire Sparkling Skin

Funny Marriage Tweets That Expose The Truth Behind Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - Natasha @dramadelinquent My husband eating pizza in bed over our new duvet cover shows he's really not scared of me anymore 1:01 AM · Nov 7, 2021 O 16.8K 367 1, Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Expose The Truth Behind Tying The Knot

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Unfiltered Tweets About The Reality Behind Working From Home With Your Significant Other| thumbnail text - David Mack @davidmackau the great thing about working from home is you get to absorb your partner's job and stresses in addition to your own. it's like a whole other job that i don't get paid for. 9:33 PM · Feb 2, 2021

Unfiltered Tweets About The Reality Behind Working From Home With Your Significant Other

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Thin Our Patience Is Becoming| thumbnail text - Beth Ann @bethannd19 Shoutout to the guy who just mansplained to me how to lift weights! It was really enlightening, especially since this was my first time doing anything but squats ever in my life. My lady brain was really struggling and he was just a huge help! Blessings 2:40 AM · Nov 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Thin Our Patience Is Becoming

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Man pays for a vacation to Europe with girlfriend and her kids, but books the kids in economy class and the adults in business, girlfriend refuses to go: ‘You can't separate the family’

Man pays for a vacation to Europe with girlfriend and her kids, but books the kids in economy class and the adults in business, girlfriend refuses to go: ‘You can't separate the family’

Man pressures step-daughters into changing their last name to include his, girls refuse, honoring the memory of their late father: "I don't need your name for anything!"

Man pressures step-daughters into changing their last name to include his, girls refuse, honoring the memory of their late father: "I don't need your name for anything!"

Mother left alone to parent children while husband and sister-in-law vacation in Scotland, she ridicules SIL for not showing gratitude for “babysitting,” she refuses to give in: “I’m not going to thank you for taking care of your own kids”

Mother left alone to parent children while husband and sister-in-law vacation in Scotland, she ridicules SIL for not showing gratitude for “babysitting,” she refuses to give in: “I’m not going to thank you for taking care of your own kids”

17-year-old blocks stepsister and stepmother, bio dad finds out and berates him for being a bad older brother, he holds his ground and goes to his mom’s for solace

17-year-old blocks stepsister and stepmother, bio dad finds out and berates him for being a bad older brother, he holds his ground and goes to his mom’s for solace

Entitled mother puts dating over parenting, expects teen daughter to babysit 4-year old for free on her every whim, shocked when she stands up for herself: “I’m not on call for your social life!”

Entitled mother puts dating over parenting, expects teen daughter to babysit 4-year old for free on her every whim, shocked when she stands up for herself: “I’m not on call for your social life!”

16-year-old forced to take care of siblings and house chores puts her foot down, runs away to her boyfriend’s, only to come back home and be told to clean the house: “You’re the older sister, you should be doing this anyway”

16-year-old forced to take care of siblings and house chores puts her foot down, runs away to her boyfriend’s, only to come back home and be told to clean the house: “You’re the older sister, you should be doing this anyway”

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