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Parenting Tweets That May Serve As A Blessing For Your Feed| thumbnail text -  Rebecca Saltzman @beccasaltz I have been blocked on Instagram by my thirteen year old. A person I literally made. 8:38 PM · Nov 7, 2021 i 31K 2 313 1, Share this Tw...

Parenting Tweets That May Serve As A Blessing For Your Feed

Women’s Tweets That Are Funny In The Best Type Of Way| thumbnail text - Mom Jeans ... 1 @momjeansplease I can't do small talk I just asked the lady cutting my hair what she does for a living 4:15 PM · 11/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Extra AF Astrology Tweets That Are Scary Accurate| thumbnail text -  love quinn apologist @JAjueny So apparently most of my issues come from ignored childhood trauma and not my zodiac sign. Mhm. 3:12 AM · 11/12/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 14, 2021)| thumbnail text - That one chicc from the internet ... @PrisonCookies I think the reason men burn more calories a day than women is because of all the mansplaining they do 3:08 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Mayor Tooliani @Toolie_xo ... Funerals are expensiveeeeeee. Please put me in an airfryer when it's my time. 5:59 PM · Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.1K Retweets 3.4K Quote Tweets 193.9K Likes

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funny tweets about growing up with siblings - tweet about adult siblings not telling their parents | bekah @bekah_owsley Just overheard my 54 year old dad tell my 58 year old aunt "don't tell mom" So apparently 's lifelong thing. 6:18 AM Aug 9, 2018 Twitter iPhone >

Relatable Tweets About Growing Up With Siblings

Funny Mansplaining Tweets For The Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet| thumbnail text - nona @Thenamesnona why would i read marx when i can have it mansplained to me in 30 minutes by half of my tinder matches? 2:44 PM · Nov 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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steamy relatable tweets about hot chocolate | thumbnail text - miss hoes ... @prettyv1rgo yes i'm too good for hot chocolate made with water 9:03 PM Dec 20, 2018 Twitter for iPhone 15.9K Retweets 531 Quote Tweets 44.4K Likes

Steamy Tweets About Hot Chocolate For The Cocoa Addicts Out There

The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things| thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad The preschool just said my kid had to be potty-trained before school started. They did NOT sayI had to get my toddler to stop calling the 99 toilet seat the "butt hole." 7:55 PM · 9/8/21 · Twitter Web App

The Funny Things Kids Decided To Call Things

life hack tweets | thumbnail text - @wwardzzjb_ life hack to helping seasonal depression: count down the days till December 11th because from there on out, sunset starts happening later everyday. So technically that means only 5 weeks and 2 days of the days becoming shorter then after that they're getting longer again – | 12:40 AM · Nov 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about expectation vs. reality of how we think we look | thumbnail text - Vinny @rwiggumrules ... What I think I look like in a floral shirt vs. what I actually look like 7:39 PM · Jul 23, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 673 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 2,665 Likes B ... @bethanyellennx What I think I look like with my hair in a high bun vs. What I actually look like 10:02 PM · Aug 9, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,944 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 13.5K Likes

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Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, but very true'| thumbnail text - Rude Astrology: The Knowledg... @Rude_Astrology RUDE Venus is in Capricorn *checks bank account* *increases age range on Tinder to 55+*

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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season| thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... Not my husband calling me from the ballet studio because he can't remember the stranger danger password and my daughter won't go home with him 1:07 AM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,707 Retweets 769 Quote Tweets 164K Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season

Sexist Tweets From Guys Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women| thumbnail text - being a girl must be so easy, all u do is cry all day and text 15 different guys 6:03 am 15/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone 19.6K Retweets 143K Likes

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Funny and relatable memes about being over 30 | thumbnail text - When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts Sara Levine @saralememe 30s are weird because half friends are getting married and half are getting ghosted left and right but none us know health insurance works and think 's beautiful

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Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... When my wife gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentaries 5:19 AM · 8/6/21 · Twitter for iPhone 247 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,778 Likes

Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi