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tweets about the stress of airports that remind us why we don't travel | thumbnail text - Chris Burns Im obsessed that airports are just like okay come around 5 but the plane leaves when we decide-prob 9ish, & bring luggage but we can't promise it'll make it on the plane. We can change your ticket but it cost more than if you cancel it & buy a car instead, but here's a biscotti Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don't even T

Typical Airport Drama That Makes Us Wonder If Flying Is Even Worth It

Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye| thumbnail text - maura quint @behindyourback You're Already Failing In Ways We've Barely Finished Inventing Yet! (Fun & Flirty For Fall!) -every women's magazine headline ever 10:49 PM · Oct 20, 2016 124 4 1 Share this Tweet

Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye

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Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese| thumbnail text - BADD Gyal Jali @QueenJaliii yo mac n cheese look like this on Thanksgiving stay out the kitchen •.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese

Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity| thumbnail text - sam | blm @SamuhlA2215 Dude at work just mansplained to me what a garage was 4:41 AM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Really Just Prove Men Have The Audacity

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It

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Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating| thumbnail text - woman

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter

funny workplace tweets that remind us why we would prefer to be unemployed | thumbnail text - aurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is being too busy to eat during the day and then eating 5000 calories when i get home Humorous Resources HUMOROUS @HumorousResour1 That two hour meeting I just sat through was almost as productive single, well-written email. That no one would of read anyway.

Funny Workplace Tweets For When You Wish You Were Unemployed Instead

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Funny tweets avout lifehacks | thumbnail text - ultan @ultB1 Life hack: when you're cutting a pizza at home always make one of the slices really small in case anybody asks you for a slice 12:32 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal The Funniest Lifehacks Which Changed Their Lives For The Better

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days| thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack Spent eight hours at the airport before my flight canceled. We really are back to normal. 7:11 AM · Jun 14, 2021 2K O 26 1, Share this Tweet

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty| thumbnail text - i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around 3:53 PM · Nov 18, 2021 184.7K 113 ↑, Share this ...

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty

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Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Therapist: we can just sit here until you open up Taurus: 2:53 PM · 11/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2,294 Retweets 547 Quote Tweets 11.2K Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are

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Funniest 'Skin Care Routine' Tweets Which Surely Inspire Sparkling Skin

Funny Marriage Tweets That Expose The Truth Behind Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - Natasha @dramadelinquent My husband eating pizza in bed over our new duvet cover shows he's really not scared of me anymore 1:01 AM · Nov 7, 2021 O 16.8K 367 1, Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Expose The Truth Behind Tying The Knot

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Unfiltered Tweets About The Reality Behind Working From Home With Your Significant Other| thumbnail text - David Mack @davidmackau the great thing about working from home is you get to absorb your partner's job and stresses in addition to your own. it's like a whole other job that i don't get paid for. 9:33 PM · Feb 2, 2021

Unfiltered Tweets About The Reality Behind Working From Home With Your Significant Other

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Thin Our Patience Is Becoming| thumbnail text - Beth Ann @bethannd19 Shoutout to the guy who just mansplained to me how to lift weights! It was really enlightening, especially since this was my first time doing anything but squats ever in my life. My lady brain was really struggling and he was just a huge help! Blessings 2:40 AM · Nov 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Thin Our Patience Is Becoming

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42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"

Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’

Immature father punishes his 4-year-old son for being “mean” to him by refusing to play with him, wife freaks out over his childish parenting: “[My wife] is into ‘gentle’ parenting”

Immature father punishes his 4-year-old son for being “mean” to him by refusing to play with him, wife freaks out over his childish parenting: “[My wife] is into ‘gentle’ parenting”

“Boys will be boys”: 32-year-old mom scolds friend's toddler when she catches him not playing nicely with her daughter, his mom snaps at her for “parenting” her child

“Boys will be boys”: 32-year-old mom scolds friend's toddler when she catches him not playing nicely with her daughter, his mom snaps at her for “parenting” her child

Employee's dating profile found by nosy coworker, he refuses to stop giving her unsolicited dating and beauty advice: "It wasn't funny the first time, and definitely wasn't the second, third, or fourth time"

An Epic Dose of Millennial 90s Nostalgia for Women Who Never Left the 90s

An Epic Dose of Millennial 90s Nostalgia for Women Who Never Left the 90s

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