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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 9, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - BLACK larri LIVES MATTER @larrayxo we're at the dinner table going around saying what we're thankful for and my grandma literally just said "im thankful for this bad kitty cat between my legs because without it y'all wouldn't be here" WHATTT TTTTT 3:28 AM - Nov 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.2K Retweets 489 Quote Tweets 72.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 7, 2020)

kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

funny twitter thread about craziest foods people snuck into movie theatres | thumbnail Text - jessica rose marie @Catholic_Rose Replying to @LocalSoundwave Once I sat next to a lady that looked pregnant. Then she pulled half a seran wrapped watermelon out from under her shirt and started eating it with a spoon from her purse. 7:02 AM Dec 4, 2020 - Twitter Web App 65 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.5K Likes

Large Servings Of Food Movie Goers Snuck Into Theatres: Twitter Thread

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 6, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell what's the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you're in the car together?? 7:37 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 3.2K Retweets 708 Quote Tweets 144.6K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 4, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 1, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp no i'm not hungry enough for a full meal! instead i will have eight half-meals while standing up 1:41 AM Nov 25, 2020 · Twitter Web App 523 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes <>

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 30, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! 10:35 AM Nov 23, 2020 Twitter for Android 276 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 8.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 29, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert Do like yelling Get married

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 27, 2020)

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 25, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots Investor: eh.. Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet Investor: you've got yourself a deal 9:09 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.1K Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 22.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 23, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 sure sex is great but have you ever opened a bag of chips alone in an empty house knowing no children will come rushing in the room to ask for some 10:59 PM - Nov 20, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 659 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 22, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I survived my first day sharing an office with my husband. I give our marriage two maybe three months tops. 2:41 AM Nov 11, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

people share their awkward moments on Twitter | thumbnail includes two tweets Text - B @BenedictBridget My bf met my family for the first time & we we're playing catch phrase & his word was boner. Instead of skipping it like a normal person he said "something that Bridget gives me" right infront of my father 5:13 AM Dec 26, 2018 · Twitter for Android 30.3K Retweets 2K Quote Tweets 315.6K Likes

Awkward Moments Which Made People Wish The Ground Had Swallowed Them Up

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Woman kicks ex-sister-in-law off of the family Spotify plan, accidentally sparks family conflict: 'She chose to leave the family, so she gave up any family-related benefits'

Woman kicks ex-sister-in-law off of the family Spotify plan, accidentally sparks family conflict: 'She chose to leave the family, so she gave up any family-related benefits'

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Memes From The 80s Giving Off The Biggest Nostalgia Vibes

Stepmom uninvited from stepdaughter's college graduation due to years of tension, her dad attends but barely speaks to her afterwards, she questions her decision: 'I'm left wondering if I was cruel'

Stepmom uninvited from stepdaughter's college graduation due to years of tension, her dad attends but barely speaks to her afterwards, she questions her decision: 'I'm left wondering if I was cruel'

‘He cried because the maid was on vacation and he had to wash his own sneakers’: Guys and gals recount the moment they realized they wouldn't marry their exes

‘He cried because the maid was on vacation and he had to wash his own sneakers’: Guys and gals recount the moment they realized they wouldn't marry their exes

Wife demands divorce spontaneously, demands husband move out but he refuses: 'You want the divorce, not me, so you should leave'

Wife demands divorce spontaneously, demands husband move out but he refuses: 'You want the divorce, not me, so you should leave'

Entitled friend tells woman to stop losing weight because she ‘doesn’t want to be the ugly one in the group photos’ on her birthday trip: ‘I’m doing this to better myself’

Entitled friend tells woman to stop losing weight because she ‘doesn’t want to be the ugly one in the group photos’ on her birthday trip: ‘I’m doing this to better myself’