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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 18, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week - text Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Overly healthy people be like, "Just mix oats, organic soil, a splash of almond milk, and a leaf from the world's tallest tree and you've got the EASIEST, MOST PERFECT, chocolate chip cookies

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 14, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

funny tweets of Michael's store website online chat function with customers

Michaels’ Store Website Has Function To Chat With Other Shoppers: Funny Twitter Thread

funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film

Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Agnes @Agnessjon Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse I just heard on the news that we might be able to have family dinners as usual this Christmas

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 7, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about kid playing with electric toothbrush | Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_ls_Fab true horror is hear buzzing toddler playing with his electric batman toothbrush.and then realize s not toothbrush he's playing with 3:43 AM Sep 3, 2020 Twitter iPhone 58 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 303 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 6, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet @cheers27402373 I've never been to hell, but I once hung out with a newly engaged couple who called each other 'Babe' every 5 minutes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 4, 2020)

funny twitter reactions to 'I hope this email finds you well' | waviest @therealwavybaby "Hope this email finds well email found Mindy Kaling | Kombucha girl

Funny Tweeters React To 'Hope This Email Finds You Well'

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet alisha @tiredtaurus if a man tells a joke and it's funny I'll wait until I get home to laugh

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 2, 2020)

funny tweets about adulting - cover pic | Caspar Lee @Capsar_Lee Remember when you were little & u'd fall on the trampoline and you couldn't get back up? That's adulting

Tweets About Adulting Which Are Hitting Hard

stories of people getting fired from their jobs | Greg DeNinno @gpdno My wife 16 years suddenly and unexpectedly died August. My work got mad because would cry office so took 6 weeks off. They wanted back sooner but refused AndThenIWasFired

People Reveal Their 'And Then I Was Fired' Moments

funny tweets from characters in the bible | Vamwe blaz @_avocadoO_T3 itsNyaWan Llove democzacy Moses he came down mountain Trallfoodboll Thefoorballtroll ScrappyMo pitied and Israelites worshiping another god | abby @abigail_kaputo itsNyaWan Jonahs wife hearing him explain why he hasn't been home three days because he swallowed by fish

Tweet Like Someone In The Bible: Funny Thread

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 28, 2020)

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