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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes

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Tweet about therapy | thumbnail text - My therapist just said "You have access to a particular niche of people that I simply do not know about" when I brought up Twitter.

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 If a man sneezes in the forest and no woman is around to hear it, does he still act like he's dying? 11:00 PM · Mar 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 525 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... This seem like a great time to yell about poop. - my kids, whenever I'm unmuted during a Zoom meeting 4:45 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 43 Likes

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Funny tweets about Gal Gadot's pregnancy announcement | thumbnail text - achristine @achristineh Getting ready for Gal Gadot to remind me she looks better pregnant than I ever will at any point in my life 10:09 PM - Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes

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funny tweets from parents about hiding from your kids | thumbnail text - MichiMama ... @michimama75 Hiding from my family in the bathroom, drinking coffee. So far 2021 is more of the same. 5:23 PM - Jan 1, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle ... as a depressed adult i can't rave enough about "popcorn dinner" 8:52 PM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5,468 Retweets 726 Quote Tweets 79.6K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes

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funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov ... I used to think I hated cuddling but I'm starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend 12:49 AM - Feb 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,147 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 54.9K Likes

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parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Emma Ketchum ... @emmaketchup7 Wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are 6:47 AM - Feb 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 95.6K Retweets 2,015 Quote Tweets 714.9K Likes

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funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

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funny relatable tweets about getting older | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm at the age where I need enough notice for sex so I can be sure to get a nap in first.

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