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Thirst tweets for Harry Styles | thumbnail text - @goldnangel ... direct deposit: $1400 me at harry styles merch shop: bring me harry styles 11:03 PM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Thirstiest Tweets for Harry Styles Just In Time For Thirsty Thursday (March 18, 2021)

Funny tweets about the struggles of 'adulting' | thumbnail text - АК Marv ... @Armvellous Adulting isn't working for me so l'm gonna try adultery. 12:14 AM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Funniest 'Adulting' Tweets of the Week (March 16, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov I regret teaching my boyfriend about make up. I made a snarky comment to him and he goes "first of all, blend your contour before you come for me like that" 9:58 PM Mar 15, 2021 from Tucson, AZ Twitter for iPhone 1,253 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 42.6K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 16, 2021)

funny parenting tweets, repeat, ignore, funny twitter, things kids say, things parents say | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If on fence about having kids, repeat "Put shoes on, please" 100 times row until blinding rage see if 's right

Tweets About How Parenting Is An Endless Cycle Of Being Ignored By Your Kids

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 15, 2021)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 12, 2021)

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Adrian ... @adrianmyreality So many women wanting a man who could find the clit, I'm just looking for one that will vacuum the house once a week. 2:38 AM - Mar 11, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 222 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 11, 2021)

hitting the quarter life crisis | thumbnail text - Quarter life crisis haircut made me look even more like my mom hhhhhh

The Infamous Quarter Life Crisis Captured Perfectly In Tweets

how twitter responded to burger king's sexist joke

The Best Twitter Responses To Burger King's Misogynist Tweet

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2021)

The psycho roommates of Twitter | thumbnail text - My roommate thinks I'm psycho now because I sent her a picture of actual vomit she left in the washer with my clothes and asked her what it was.

Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 9, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - anya .. @veryanya [eating probiotic yogurt while on antibiotics] okay now battle 5:47 AM Mar 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28.1K Retweets 909 Quote Tweets 327.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 9, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 7, 2021)

Funniest tweets about getting takeaway over the past year | thumbnail text - ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz ... Me: Omg, it's so good to see you! Did you change your hair? Let's not wait so long to get together again, okay? Pizza delivery guy: Can I please just have my money? 6:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets About The Joys Of Eating So Much Takeout Over The Past Year

Twitter thread about how horny guys are easily led to their death in horror movies due to their inability to detect shady situations | thumbnail text - Men horror movies are always like wow sexy lady just emerged woods/bog/cave/lake etc. and wants kiss Nothing suspicious about this!

Funny Twitter Thread Reveals The Stupidity of Horny Guys in Horror Movies

relatable tweets about the love-hate relationship women have with Sephora | thumbnail text - $missboojiee @LiIMissBoojiee ... Sephora be like thank you for spending $5000 here's a cotton ball 8:23 AM Nov 21, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 17.2K Retweets 385 Quote Tweets 82.2K Likes

Relatable Tweets About The Love-Hate Relationship Everyone Has With Sephora

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College student tells roommate's mom to back off after she rearranges her furniture and decorates her room without her permission: "What makes you think you can touch my stuff?"

College student tells roommate's mom to back off after she rearranges her furniture and decorates her room without her permission: "What makes you think you can touch my stuff?"

34-year-old woman refuses to go on family vacation after being pressured to pay for adult brother last year, the family turns on her: “My mom said I’m ‘punishing the kids’”

34-year-old woman refuses to go on family vacation after being pressured to pay for adult brother last year, the family turns on her: “My mom said I’m ‘punishing the kids’”

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

60-year-old grandparents laugh at 10-year-old granddaughter’s piano playing, her single dad kicks them out on the spot: “I’ll always stand up for my daughter”

60-year-old grandparents laugh at 10-year-old granddaughter’s piano playing, her single dad kicks them out on the spot: “I’ll always stand up for my daughter”

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

Entitled woman demands that coworker change her vacation days and miss her family reunion because her Cancun trip is "more fun," manager shuts her down: "I already booked flights"

Entitled woman demands that coworker change her vacation days and miss her family reunion because her Cancun trip is "more fun," manager shuts her down: "I already booked flights"