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Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets For Some Weekend Inspiration

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 2, 2021)

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets About The Notorious 'Walk Of Shame' (April 1, 2021)

Funny tweets about Netflix and Chill | thumbnail text - Brad Williams ... @funnybrad Dating: Netflix and Chill Married: Netflix and explain who that guy is and what's happening 6:09 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Redefine 'Netflix and Chill' On Their Own Ridiculously Funny Terms

Thirst tweets for Noah Centineo | thumbnail text - rod ... @rodescalada Noah Centineo that's the tweet 6:29 AM - Mar 25, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

Thirstiest Noah Centineo Tweets Just In Time For Thirsty Thursday (April 1, 2021)

funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'

Tweets about being personally victimized by White Claw | thumbnail text - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ

Funniest Tweets About Being Personally Victimized By White Claw

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

Funniest tweets about 'adulting' from this week | thumbnail text - lexi taylor @itslexitaylor ... Adulting is getting excited about buying a new air purifier and also looking at vacuums 3:02 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable 'Adulting' Tweets From This Week (March 29, 2021)

Funny tweets about psycho roommates this week | thumbnail text - JasonMach7 If ever think have crazy roommate just remember mine is currently trying get arrested 8:33 AM Mar 22, 2021 Twitter iPhone

Iconic 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 29, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents Showing How Seriously Their Kids Take Birthdays

funny tweets from parents about their kids' shoe struggles | thumbnail text - MyMomologue @MyMomologue ... Me: I believe in gentle parenting. Also me: I swear to God, Sweetheart, if you don't put your shoes on, Mommy's going to lose her shit. 10:26 PM Feb 5, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 306 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Shoe Struggles

Funny tweets about Lana del Rey's aesthetic | thumbnail text - į dog (massachusetts destroyer) @mfjdog my little brother just said quote "all lana del rey songs are like 'i'm smoking a cigarette at the milkshake factory"

Funniest Tweets About Lana Del Rey's Overly Dramatic Aesthetic

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)

Thirsty tweets for The Weeknd On Thirsty Thursday | thumbnail text - Frau Eva @Missnoir16_ The weeknd makes me sad and horny at the same time 10:23 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Thirstiest Tweets For The Weeknd Just In Time For Thirsty Thursday (March 25, 2021)

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Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

Aunt gives away family business to random 30-year-old employee instead of her son, he quits on the spot and she blames the other workers for ruining their relationship: “They haven’t talked since that day”

College student tells roommate's mom to back off after she rearranges her furniture and decorates her room without her permission: "What makes you think you can touch my stuff?"

College student tells roommate's mom to back off after she rearranges her furniture and decorates her room without her permission: "What makes you think you can touch my stuff?"

34-year-old woman refuses to go on family vacation after being pressured to pay for adult brother last year, the family turns on her: “My mom said I’m ‘punishing the kids’”

34-year-old woman refuses to go on family vacation after being pressured to pay for adult brother last year, the family turns on her: “My mom said I’m ‘punishing the kids’”

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

11-year-old refuses to share PS5 with cousins while he stays at their place over summer, aunt and uncle refuse to put a TV in his room despite parents' demands: "You guys all know how screen time works at my house"

26 Harry Potter Memes for Magical Hogwarts Ladies Flying on Brooms Around the Castle

26 Harry Potter Memes for Magical Hogwarts Ladies Flying on Brooms Around the Castle

Entitled woman demands that coworker change her vacation days and miss her family reunion because her Cancun trip is "more fun," manager shuts her down: "I already booked flights"

Entitled woman demands that coworker change her vacation days and miss her family reunion because her Cancun trip is "more fun," manager shuts her down: "I already booked flights"