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funniest women tweets we came across this week | jodie @jodieegrace can't believe tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they're calling them flared leggings hate here

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol

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funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener Men are really lovey dovey in the morning because they realize they need love and intimacy to survive and then they fully wake up and become little demons

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

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funny bad amazon movie reviews | thumbnail includes two reviews Text - Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws The Emoji Movie. Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2020 Format: Prime Video I have an aggressive niece who likes to pick fights at her elementary school, and she even bit one of her classmates last August.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: This better be important. 6: Do ghosts fart?

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Marriage teaches us lots of things. Today my husband learned that the dish towels go in the kitchen

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead men be like "hand me the aux cord I'm about to change your life" then play drake

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

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funny infographic showing women's average height in each country | thumbnail - Text - Text - Sabah Ibrahim @reina_sabah As an Indian woman, I can confirm that too much of my time is spent hiding behind a rock praying the terrifying gang of international giant ladies and their Latvian general don't find me

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

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