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Funny tweets about weekend plans | thumbnail text - Leftist Bluth ... @leftjerkstore Official weekend plans I'm relaxing, I'm geting blackout drunk and you're leaving me alone.

Tweets About Wild Weekend Plans Which Inspire Endless Possibilities

Funny tweets about the walk of the shame | thumbnail text - Rectangle - lexa @alexapankratzz i just did the walk of shame out of my room with 20 cups. no one talk to me for 3-7 business days 11:38 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest 'Walk Of Shame' Tweets (April 16, 2021)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 16, 2021)

Funny tweets about nature healing | thumbnail text - Phil O @uncw808 Y'all, I made out with someone in a bathroom stall at a bar last night. Nature is healing 9:46 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Still Can't Stop Talking About How 'Nature Is Healing'

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

Funny tweets about Instagram influencers | thumbnail tweet - Vicky Carr @VickyHCarr A parenting influencer posting about the joy of eating pesto porridge (yes,v that's porridge with pesto in it) for breakfast may just be the line I needed to cross in order to accept I don't belong on Instagram. 2:14 PM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Tweets Poking Fun At The Ridiculously Over-The-Top Influencers of Instagram

Funny tweets about mental breakdowns | thumbnail text - Merve ... @merveebgln mental breakdown my depressioR my brain my anxiety

'Mental Breakdown' Tweets Which Just Might Restore Our Sanity

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes

A Roundup Of Tweets from Twitter's Funniest Women

Funny tweets about adulting | thumbnail text - Doc McStuffins @doctuh_p My parents really got me out here working for a living. No trust fund or nothing.

Weekly Roundup Of 'Adulting' Tweets Which Are Painfully Relatable (April 11, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues 4: "Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!" Leg hair, he's talking about my leg hair. 4:31 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 636 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 11, 2021)

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Katrina Carruth ... @KatrinaCarruth don't understand why people on dating apps don't list their preferred thermostat temp. It's best to know that up front instead of waiting until your "I'll die if it hits 70" clashes with his "I'll die if it gets below 70" 4:36 AM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Round Up Of The Funniest Dating App Tweets (April 7, 2021)

Funny tweets about period pain | thumbnail text - ethereal bisexual @_sapphic_bitch I know god is a man because if god was a woman why would she make periods like this 11:21 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Relatable Tweets About Barely Surviving Your Period

Funny tweets about dating an Aries | thumbnail text - sarah @spiritualbadas3 What you expect from dating an Aries vs what u actually get 38 12:27 AM - Feb 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets About The Turmoil Of Dating An Aries

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - The walk of shame from my front gate to my door with my third order of Uber eats

Weekly Collection Of The Funniest 'Walk Of Shame' Tweets (April 8, 2021)

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year| thumbnail text - Shyla Watson @shylawhittney me and my hinge date

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Dating Has Been Like This Past Year

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 8, 2021)

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31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

Mother supports 15-year-old daughter's decision not to invite 16-year-old stepbrother to her weekend birthday getaway, husband tries to push back: ‘No boys. No drama’

Mother supports 15-year-old daughter's decision not to invite 16-year-old stepbrother to her weekend birthday getaway, husband tries to push back: ‘No boys. No drama’

Flashback to the 90s With These Iconic Memes That Tickle Our Nostalgia Bone

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"I would never let a child go hungry in my house": 28-year-old brother caters to sister's picky eater children, she accuses him of undermining her parenting for refusing to let kids go without food

"I would never let a child go hungry in my house": 28-year-old brother caters to sister's picky eater children, she accuses him of undermining her parenting for refusing to let kids go without food

Stay-at-home mom refuses to babysit nieces while she's homeschooling her children, her entitled sister guilt trips her: "Family is supposed to help each other"

Stay-at-home mom refuses to babysit nieces while she's homeschooling her children, her entitled sister guilt trips her: "Family is supposed to help each other"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"